Hodgetwins - Joe Biden is great for comedians.
Aired: 2023-03-02
Duration: 04:21


=== Crazy Things Said in Public (04:21) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:04]  Biden just fell up the steps again, but we don't want to talk about that.
[00:00:06]  We want to talk about him saying some.
[00:00:09]  That man has said some crazy things that shouldn't be said out in public.
[00:00:14]  Well, he can say he's got freedom of speech.
[00:00:16]  He's the president of the United States.
[00:00:17]  But he's the president of the United States.
[00:00:18]  He's got freedom of speech.
[00:00:20]  No, man, they don't say that with Trump, man.
[00:00:22]  What Trump says, you fired him, sons of bitches.
[00:00:25]  They take everything out of context.
[00:00:27]  Trump don't have freedom of speech.
[00:00:29]  Why should Biden have freedom of speech?
[00:00:31]  Yeah, I mean, this just...
[00:00:33]  Well, Trump had a good reason.
[00:00:34]  He was criticizing people, you know, for protesting during National Anthem.
[00:00:38]  I mean, he had a right to say it, you know, like they had a right to kneel.
[00:00:41]  He has a right to say it.
[00:00:42]  But what I'm trying to point out is Joe Biden, the things he says, it's just, it's not right.
[00:00:53]  Check it out.
[00:00:55]  And also, no, she'd come in and do things that I don't think you learned in medical school, nursing school.
[00:01:02]  She'd whisper in my ear.
[00:01:03]  I couldn't understand him.
[00:01:05]  She'd whisper and she'd lean down.
[00:01:07]  He'd actually breathe on me to make sure that there was a connection, a human connection.
[00:01:12]  She went home and brought back her pillow.
[00:01:15]  What in the like when he's talking, it's like, I can't understand a damn word he's saying.
[00:01:21]  Well, I understand what he's saying, but where is he going with this?
[00:01:23]  I'm thinking he's going to say something like, yeah, then she pulled it out, and then she just sucked me off.
[00:01:28]  It was the best nurse I've ever had.
[00:01:30]  That's what I was thinking.
[00:01:31]  Yeah, you got a hand job, foot job.
[00:01:33]  You at least got a titty job, something.
[00:01:35]  She was a hot nurse.
[00:01:37]  I was waiting for you to do all that, and she was smoking hot, boy.
[00:01:40]  She was a redhead.
[00:01:42]  Fire crotch.
[00:01:43]  Yeah, she's six foot one, tall.
[00:01:46]  Amazon, white ginger, beautiful as an angel.
[00:01:49]  Yeah, white long legs.
[00:01:50]  Yeah.
[00:01:51]  Nice red lipstick.
[00:01:52]  Eyes blue as the ocean.
[00:01:55]  And she sucked me off.
[00:01:57]  She leaned down and whispered in my ear and grabbed my cock in her hand.
[00:02:02]  Hey, let me read what he said.
[00:02:03]  This is what he said.
[00:02:05]  I had a nurse named Pearl Nelson.
[00:02:08]  Pearl Nelson.
[00:02:09]  She sounded like a black woman.
[00:02:11]  Pearl?
[00:02:14]  Pearl Nelson.
[00:02:15]  Right?
[00:02:17]  Pearl Nelson.
[00:02:19]  I had a nurse named Pearl Nelson.
[00:02:21]  She'd come in and do things I don't think you learned in nursing school.
[00:02:25]  Oh, man, I'm getting turned on over here.
[00:02:26]  Yeah, she'd whisper in my ear.
[00:02:28]  Oh, man.
[00:02:29]  Sound like a romance novel, right?
[00:02:31]  Yeah, I'm getting hot over here.
[00:02:32]  Yeah, I couldn't understand, but then she'd whisper and she'd lean down and actually breathe on me to make sure there was a human connection.
[00:02:40]  I love when bitches breathe in my ear too.
[00:02:43]  Sends chills up my spine.
[00:02:45]  Makes me harder than a baseball bat.
[00:02:51]  Why did he cut the video?
[00:02:53]  Well, that's something.
[00:02:54]  I don't know.
[00:02:54]  It looks like it was just getting started.
[00:02:57]  I wanted to see the conclusion.
[00:02:59]  Joe Biden, you are a living, breathing, walking, talking meme.
[00:03:05]  Hey, you know what?
[00:03:06]  Wait a minute.
[00:03:07]  You know when Herschel Walker was running for Senate down here in Georgia?
[00:03:10]  You know when he was goofing off and just talking about werewolves.
[00:03:13]  Werewolves and vampires and shit?
[00:03:15]  Y'all remember all that where they were just taking things and just, man, what the hell is he talking about?
[00:03:18]  Yeah.
[00:03:19]  You know?
[00:03:20]  And then they won't do anything when Biden does it.
[00:03:22]  He does it like every other day, man.
[00:03:24]  Yeah.
[00:03:25]  It's like, it's funny, man, that they do this to Republicans when we goof around and joking.
[00:03:29]  But then when Biden does it, silence.
[00:03:32]  Crickets.
[00:03:33]  They don't hear anything.
[00:03:33]  It's perfectly fine.
[00:03:35]  Yeah.
[00:03:36]  Perfectly fine.
[00:03:37]  Read that part again, man.
[00:03:38]  I was getting turned on.
[00:03:38]  Read it one more time.
[00:03:40]  Read it again?
[00:03:40]  Yeah.
[00:03:41]  This time, read it slower.
[00:03:43]  Yeah.
[00:03:44]  Get sexy with it.
[00:03:45]  Yeah.
[00:03:47]  I had a nurse.
[00:03:48]  Yeah.
[00:03:49]  Named Pearl Nelson.
[00:03:51]  Yeah.
[00:03:52]  She was a black woman.
[00:03:54]  I like black women.
[00:03:55]  She'd come in and do things.
[00:03:57]  Yeah.
[00:03:58]  I don't think you learned in nursing school.
[00:04:00]  Oh man, I'm getting turned on.
[00:04:02]  She'd whisper in my ear.
[00:04:03]  Oh man, I got some pre-com going.
[00:04:06]  I couldn't understand.
[00:04:07]  Oh, nuts is getting tight.
[00:04:08]  But she'd whisper and she'd lean down.
[00:04:11]  Oh man, I can't hold it.
[00:04:12]  And actually breathe on me to make sure there was a human connection.
[00:04:16]  Oh, Betneko!
[00:04:20]  That was a damn good show.