Hodgetwins dissect a viral Florida teacher's mockery of Governor Ron DeSantis, defending the administration's book ban as a necessary removal of pornography and gender ideology rather than LGBTQ content. While criticizing the educator's poor diction and alleged liberal bias, they argue that replicating DeSantis's approach across all 50 states would create educational utopia by eliminating debauchery like oral sex references. Ultimately, the hosts condemn the teacher's performance as a waste of time while warning that extreme privatization proposals could trigger chaos far worse than January 6th. [Automatically generated summary]
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Florida Teacher Banning Books00:07:46
Yeah, I've done a show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
We got this teacher down in Florida.
You know, Ron DeSantis is doing an amazing job in, you know, California, but it's Florida.
I mean, DeSantis is doing such a good job.
He's got Republicans talking shit about him.
You know, you made it when you got your own people talking shit.
He started hating on your ass.
They call him a rhino.
A deep state.
He's doing hell.
DeSantis or Rhino.
Everybody that's a governor or in the Senate, they're trying to emulate what he's doing.
They're trying to replicate it.
He's a damn good Republican.
If he's a leader.
If he's a rhino, let's say all 50 states was ran by DeSensus.
It had 50 DeSensus in each.
This would be an amazing country.
So he's no, he's not a rhino.
But he'd be a utopia, man.
Yeah.
Imagine if you had Ron DeSantis in every state, man.
I didn't say that.
I just wanted to reiterate it.
Hey, so let me get to what we're talking about.
We're going to say what the hell you're going to say then.
Shit.
So you know, DeSantis banned all those damn pornography books, all that damn gender ideology, all that CRT books.
Has nothing to do with LGBTQ.
Yeah, it has pornography.
It's like this religion that the left's pushing.
So he banned that shit.
Yeah, but the left is trying to tell you he's hard.
He's against the LGBTQ.
The bill that he passes doesn't even say gay in the entire bill.
The books are not in not, I wouldn't say that the books that he banned is pro-LGBTQ.
If that's pro if it's pro-LGBTQ, then that's, then that makes gay people look horrible.
Yes.
Because those books are debauchery.
I mean, if I'm a homosexual and I got a husband, I want to be presented to everybody like I'm normal.
You know, those books, that's the exact opposite if you're gay.
Well, it's teaching, it's showing kids oral sex and stuff like that for little kids.
For kids, like, no.
No, it shows them gay sex.
Yeah, something like that.
Like, other dude, like, like a dude don't know how to suck another dude's off.
Yeah, like, you need a book for that.
Like, you don't need a book.
I'm a man.
I know what I want.
You ain't got to teach me how to suck dicks.
What?
You ain't got to teach me how to suck dick?
Because I got one.
Do you get it?
Sound gay as hell.
You don't sound gay as hell, right?
Yeah.
Think about it.
It was a joke, man.
You didn't get that?
You just flew right over here.
No, you didn't.
You looked at me like I'm a homosexual or something.
I said, if I'm a man, you ain't got to teach me how to suck another dude off.
Yeah.
I got a mushroom tip.
I know exactly what a man wants.
Yeah, so, I mean, first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing.
All I knew was just slam it in and just what I got my education from?
Pornography, unfortunately.
I thought all women like to get railed and have tears coming out of their eyes.
That's why these women wasn't calling me back.
Women was leaving my house running.
Hey, why ain't you calling me back?
It's my 10th message.
What's going on?
Did I do something wrong?
Hey, Kel, let me say something.
Yeah, if you learn how to perform sexual relations with a woman through...
Oh, man.
Yeah.
It's not real.
They like it slow.
Yeah, so methodical.
They like for you to make love to them.
Now, some women like to get real.
Hey, Kel.
I want to talk about just what happened in Florida.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
What are you texting me for?
What's this shit?
Why are you touching me?
I'm just fatting you with a pack.
I can't pat you like good job.
So this is what happened.
So you know, DeSensus banned those books, that CRT.
And he's not banning books per se.
Gender ideology.
Yeah.
Right?
He's banning books that doesn't belong in a school, man.
Right.
Pornography.
It's like the left's religion.
It's shit.
Like a fuck tape doesn't belong in a school.
Yeah.
Okay, so let me say this.
So this teacher that works in Florida.
He's a black guy.
It's a black guy.
Check this video out.
So, hold up.
He's a black liberal.
So, he's out there mocking what they did in Florida.
So, he's got his kids in his classroom taking part in his like little comedy sketches on TikTok.
What you have the freedom of speech to do, but you don't have the freedom to use other people's kids.
Yeah, no, you push your propaganda because you're biasedly teaching a set of beliefs and you're misrepresenting what the bills stand for.
He's not banning books on education, he's not banning books because they're LGBTQ.
He's banning books that's pornography.
Yeah, it's that doesn't fit the state's list of educational materials.
Yeah, his whole sketch comedy is based on a lie.
It's a straw man.
Yeah, he's misrepresenting what happened.
But check out the video.
I'm about to run up on these kids and start banning these books right away.
Hey, hey, hey, what y'all reading?
What y'all reading?
Harry Potter?
You reading Harry Potter?
Oh, witchcraft.
Gotta go.
Gotta go.
Hey, hey, hey.
A black boy?
No, absolutely not.
So, what you reading?
The hate you give, I'm gonna give you something to hate.
This book's gone.
Say goodbye.
What you reading?
What you reading?
You have wonder.
I wonder how you feel once this book is gone.
Say goodbye.
What you reading?
What in the gotta go?
Gotta go, class act.
What is this classic?
I'll show you a class hat.
This book, say goodbye.
Say goodbye.
You, hey, what you reading?
Hoes.
Digging up up holes.
I'm gonna dig up a hole and bury this book in it.
P-O-V.
A Florida classroom.
See nothing stupid.
You know, I made a mistake.
I made a mistake.
You cannot be reading.
Look at what they're reading in here.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Absolutely not.
No, I made a mistake.
The dictionary is a no.
Give me the book.
Give me the book.
Your addiction will be lesser now.
You will not know these words.
These words are varmatrocious.
I shall not read books.
I shall not read books.
Books are bad.
Books are bad.
If I read, it's approved by the feds.
If I read, it's approved by the feds.
Yep, do you all hear that?
Yep.
What?
What's the problem with anything?
Is that a book?
Not a book.
No.
Take care of her.
Is he gay?
He might be.
Possibility.
Not there's anything wrong with that.
It's just like the whole point of his sketch is just, he's not banning books.
He's not banning dictionary.
He's not banning Harry Potter.
He's banning.
Yeah, it would have made sense when you went in that one room when the girl's in that sneaking away reading a book if she would have been holding that damn book with a damn dude just getting sucked off.
Yeah.
You should have had her holding that book.
Yeah.
But you wouldn't do that because that's not your.
Yeah, I see.
Yo, for a teacher, your diction sucks.
Sounds like you were saying hoes instead of hoes, bitch.
Then you were saying read.
It's reading.
You sound like me, bitch.
How the hell your damn teacher and your damn diction sound like you from the damn picking cock and shit?
Hey, man, look.
What's this diction?
Or was I just being mean?
What you reading?
Well, what's that hole?
It's like you were saying hoes.
Hey, hey, look, man.
Three Days of Teaching00:03:00
I mean, I understand you have beliefs and you have your own views and opinions, but you have no right to teach those opinions to those kids.
Those kids are going to school for an education.
Not to learn to believe in what you believe in.
Yeah, that's why there's no religion in school.
Yeah, like if.
Shut up.
Like if I send my kids to school and I find out a Muslim was teaching my kid how to be a Muslim, he's praying like 50 times a day during class, right?
He comes on, he starts doing all this praying.
I'm going to be pitched because I'm Christian, right?
And vice versa.
If the same thing happened, if a Muslim student was being taught Christianity, it would piss off their parents.
So what gives you the right to teach your beliefs, your beliefs, on other kids, which is pretty much like a religion.
Like this whole thing, that gender ideology, which is crazy.
And then they, them pronouns, and non-bond, that is weird.
Yeah, it's fringe.
It should belong.
Yeah.
When you're an adult, okay, fine.
But just leave fringe factions of society out of the school out of the class.
Like, I have, I personally, I don't care if you're gay.
I don't care if you're a transgender, but you got to look the, you got to have a skinny game.
You got to look the part.
You can't be there looking crazy.
You know, like that teacher up in Canada walking around them 90-pounds breast breasts.
I think he was protesting it, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's another video.
So now I ain't trying to look at that fool again.
Dude, it's just a waste of time.
He's a waste.
He's got another video.
This dude is horrible.
He got fired, right?
I think he's on leave.
They should have, they should have.
They should have fired him.
Yeah, here's the next video.
That guy's a moron.
A Florida classroom.
The shortest month of the year.
Yeah, he's got the white kids like bowing down to the.
Oh, that joke is old and stealthy and it's been told many times.
Oh, Black History Month.
They chose February because it's only got 28 days.
It's funny.
Will you want a month that's got 31 days?
What is three extra days going to do for you?
Three, what you going to do with three days?
You ain't going to do shit with three days.
Yeah.
You're still going to be stupid?
Yeah, they say us the shortest.
We got the shortest month of the year.
Three days.
You're crying over three days.
Well.
You know what they always say?
Stupid is what stupid.
What is it?
How's it going?
Stupid is what stupid does.
Yeah, I dress.
How the hell you become a teacher?
You know why you came to teach.
Wow.
Oh, he's an affirmative action hire.
Probably.
It's because he's black.
They felt sorry for him.
Affirmative action, huh?
I'm going to hurry because, you know, I don't agree with anything you say, but I'm going to give you this job because, you know, you're not my kind.
Stupidity and January 6th00:01:20
Man, shut up.
Probably got on his qualifications.
What?
Dumb, stupid liberal?
Yeah, that's a lot of that in the schools.
But anyway.
Yeah, they have no right to do that.
Yeah, yeah.
You have the right to go vote.
I could have the right to go teach my kids.
You got a right to teach the kids a curriculum.
Not to push your.
I could see people taking books out of school like biographies of Martin Luther King.
If it's taking books like that out.
Yeah.
Or books on how to math.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
But you out here complaining about a book.
Just talk to.
Come down.
Got kids.
Well, they took the Bible out of school, man.
There's a slippery slope now.
We got teachers in there teaching.
This bull crap.
Should have left the Bible in there.
This is why Marjorie Taylor Greene came out and said what she said.