Hodgetwins - Teacher goes viral for mocking DeSantis
Aired: 2023-02-23
Duration: 12:08


=== Florida Teacher Banning Books (07:46) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I've done a show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:06]  We got this teacher down in Florida.
[00:00:08]  You know, Ron DeSantis is doing an amazing job in, you know, California, but it's Florida.
[00:00:14]  I mean, DeSantis is doing such a good job.
[00:00:16]  He's got Republicans talking shit about him.
[00:00:18]  You know, you made it when you got your own people talking shit.
[00:00:22]  He started hating on your ass.
[00:00:24]  They call him a rhino.
[00:00:25]  A deep state.
[00:00:27]  He's doing hell.
[00:00:29]  DeSantis or Rhino.
[00:00:30]  Everybody that's a governor or in the Senate, they're trying to emulate what he's doing.
[00:00:35]  They're trying to replicate it.
[00:00:37]  He's a damn good Republican.
[00:00:40]  If he's a leader.
[00:00:41]  If he's a rhino, let's say all 50 states was ran by DeSensus.
[00:00:44]  It had 50 DeSensus in each.
[00:00:47]  This would be an amazing country.
[00:00:48]  So he's no, he's not a rhino.
[00:00:50]  But he'd be a utopia, man.
[00:00:51]  Yeah.
[00:00:52]  Imagine if you had Ron DeSantis in every state, man.
[00:00:56]  I didn't say that.
[00:00:58]  I just wanted to reiterate it.
[00:01:00]  Hey, so let me get to what we're talking about.
[00:01:02]  We're going to say what the hell you're going to say then.
[00:01:04]  Shit.
[00:01:04]  So you know, DeSantis banned all those damn pornography books, all that damn gender ideology, all that CRT books.
[00:01:09]  Has nothing to do with LGBTQ.
[00:01:11]  Yeah, it has pornography.
[00:01:13]  It's like this religion that the left's pushing.
[00:01:15]  So he banned that shit.
[00:01:17]  Yeah, but the left is trying to tell you he's hard.
[00:01:19]  He's against the LGBTQ.
[00:01:21]  The bill that he passes doesn't even say gay in the entire bill.
[00:01:24]  The books are not in not, I wouldn't say that the books that he banned is pro-LGBTQ.
[00:01:30]  If that's pro if it's pro-LGBTQ, then that's, then that makes gay people look horrible.
[00:01:40]  Yes.
[00:01:40]  Because those books are debauchery.
[00:01:42]  I mean, if I'm a homosexual and I got a husband, I want to be presented to everybody like I'm normal.
[00:01:49]  You know, those books, that's the exact opposite if you're gay.
[00:01:53]  Well, it's teaching, it's showing kids oral sex and stuff like that for little kids.
[00:01:56]  For kids, like, no.
[00:01:58]  No, it shows them gay sex.
[00:01:59]  Yeah, something like that.
[00:02:00]  Like, other dude, like, like a dude don't know how to suck another dude's off.
[00:02:03]  Yeah, like, you need a book for that.
[00:02:05]  Like, you don't need a book.
[00:02:05]  I'm a man.
[00:02:06]  I know what I want.
[00:02:08]  You ain't got to teach me how to suck dicks.
[00:02:10]  What?
[00:02:12]  You ain't got to teach me how to suck dick?
[00:02:13]  Because I got one.
[00:02:13]  Do you get it?
[00:02:15]  Sound gay as hell.
[00:02:16]  You don't sound gay as hell, right?
[00:02:17]  Yeah.
[00:02:18]  Think about it.
[00:02:19]  It was a joke, man.
[00:02:19]  You didn't get that?
[00:02:20]  You just flew right over here.
[00:02:21]  No, you didn't.
[00:02:22]  You looked at me like I'm a homosexual or something.
[00:02:25]  I said, if I'm a man, you ain't got to teach me how to suck another dude off.
[00:02:30]  Yeah.
[00:02:30]  I got a mushroom tip.
[00:02:32]  I know exactly what a man wants.
[00:02:36]  Yeah, so, I mean, first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing.
[00:02:39]  All I knew was just slam it in and just what I got my education from?
[00:02:47]  Pornography, unfortunately.
[00:02:48]  I thought all women like to get railed and have tears coming out of their eyes.
[00:02:52]  That's why these women wasn't calling me back.
[00:02:55]  Women was leaving my house running.
[00:02:58]  Hey, why ain't you calling me back?
[00:02:59]  It's my 10th message.
[00:03:01]  What's going on?
[00:03:03]  Did I do something wrong?
[00:03:05]  Hey, Kel, let me say something.
[00:03:07]  Yeah, if you learn how to perform sexual relations with a woman through...
[00:03:10]  Oh, man.
[00:03:11]  Yeah.
[00:03:12]  It's not real.
[00:03:12]  They like it slow.
[00:03:13]  Yeah, so methodical.
[00:03:16]  They like for you to make love to them.
[00:03:17]  Now, some women like to get real.
[00:03:19]  Hey, Kel.
[00:03:20]  I want to talk about just what happened in Florida.
[00:03:22]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:03:23]  Yeah.
[00:03:24]  What are you texting me for?
[00:03:27]  What's this shit?
[00:03:28]  Why are you touching me?
[00:03:29]  I'm just fatting you with a pack.
[00:03:32]  I can't pat you like good job.
[00:03:35]  So this is what happened.
[00:03:36]  So you know, DeSensus banned those books, that CRT.
[00:03:39]  And he's not banning books per se.
[00:03:42]  Gender ideology.
[00:03:44]  Yeah.
[00:03:45]  Right?
[00:03:45]  He's banning books that doesn't belong in a school, man.
[00:03:48]  Right.
[00:03:48]  Pornography.
[00:03:49]  It's like the left's religion.
[00:03:50]  It's shit.
[00:03:51]  Like a fuck tape doesn't belong in a school.
[00:03:53]  Yeah.
[00:03:53]  Okay, so let me say this.
[00:03:55]  So this teacher that works in Florida.
[00:03:58]  He's a black guy.
[00:03:59]  It's a black guy.
[00:04:00]  Check this video out.
[00:04:01]  So, hold up.
[00:04:03]  He's a black liberal.
[00:04:05]  So, he's out there mocking what they did in Florida.
[00:04:08]  So, he's got his kids in his classroom taking part in his like little comedy sketches on TikTok.
[00:04:13]  What you have the freedom of speech to do, but you don't have the freedom to use other people's kids.
[00:04:17]  Yeah, no, you push your propaganda because you're biasedly teaching a set of beliefs and you're misrepresenting what the bills stand for.
[00:04:24]  He's not banning books on education, he's not banning books because they're LGBTQ.
[00:04:29]  He's banning books that's pornography.
[00:04:31]  Yeah, it's that doesn't fit the state's list of educational materials.
[00:04:35]  Yeah, his whole sketch comedy is based on a lie.
[00:04:40]  It's a straw man.
[00:04:41]  Yeah, he's misrepresenting what happened.
[00:04:42]  But check out the video.
[00:04:44]  I'm about to run up on these kids and start banning these books right away.
[00:04:48]  Hey, hey, hey, what y'all reading?
[00:04:49]  What y'all reading?
[00:04:50]  Harry Potter?
[00:04:51]  You reading Harry Potter?
[00:04:53]  Oh, witchcraft.
[00:04:54]  Gotta go.
[00:04:54]  Gotta go.
[00:04:55]  Hey, hey, hey.
[00:04:57]  A black boy?
[00:04:58]  No, absolutely not.
[00:05:00]  So, what you reading?
[00:05:01]  The hate you give, I'm gonna give you something to hate.
[00:05:03]  This book's gone.
[00:05:04]  Say goodbye.
[00:05:05]  What you reading?
[00:05:06]  What you reading?
[00:05:07]  You have wonder.
[00:05:10]  I wonder how you feel once this book is gone.
[00:05:12]  Say goodbye.
[00:05:13]  What you reading?
[00:05:14]  What in the gotta go?
[00:05:17]  Gotta go, class act.
[00:05:19]  What is this classic?
[00:05:20]  I'll show you a class hat.
[00:05:21]  This book, say goodbye.
[00:05:23]  Say goodbye.
[00:05:24]  You, hey, what you reading?
[00:05:27]  Hoes.
[00:05:28]  Digging up up holes.
[00:05:30]  I'm gonna dig up a hole and bury this book in it.
[00:05:32]  P-O-V.
[00:05:34]  A Florida classroom.
[00:05:36]  See nothing stupid.
[00:05:42]  You know, I made a mistake.
[00:05:44]  I made a mistake.
[00:05:45]  You cannot be reading.
[00:05:46]  Look at what they're reading in here.
[00:05:48]  Look at this.
[00:05:49]  Look at this.
[00:05:50]  Absolutely not.
[00:05:51]  No, I made a mistake.
[00:05:52]  The dictionary is a no.
[00:05:54]  Give me the book.
[00:05:55]  Give me the book.
[00:05:57]  Your addiction will be lesser now.
[00:06:00]  You will not know these words.
[00:06:01]  These words are varmatrocious.
[00:06:05]  I shall not read books.
[00:06:07]  I shall not read books.
[00:06:10]  Books are bad.
[00:06:12]  Books are bad.
[00:06:14]  If I read, it's approved by the feds.
[00:06:18]  If I read, it's approved by the feds.
[00:06:21]  Yep, do you all hear that?
[00:06:22]  Yep.
[00:06:27]  What?
[00:06:28]  What's the problem with anything?
[00:06:31]  Is that a book?
[00:06:32]  Not a book.
[00:06:33]  No.
[00:06:34]  Take care of her.
[00:06:39]  Is he gay?
[00:06:41]  He might be.
[00:06:42]  Possibility.
[00:06:43]  Not there's anything wrong with that.
[00:06:45]  It's just like the whole point of his sketch is just, he's not banning books.
[00:06:54]  He's not banning dictionary.
[00:06:55]  He's not banning Harry Potter.
[00:06:57]  He's banning.
[00:06:58]  Yeah, it would have made sense when you went in that one room when the girl's in that sneaking away reading a book if she would have been holding that damn book with a damn dude just getting sucked off.
[00:07:05]  Yeah.
[00:07:05]  You should have had her holding that book.
[00:07:07]  Yeah.
[00:07:07]  But you wouldn't do that because that's not your.
[00:07:10]  Yeah, I see.
[00:07:12]  Yo, for a teacher, your diction sucks.
[00:07:14]  Sounds like you were saying hoes instead of hoes, bitch.
[00:07:18]  Then you were saying read.
[00:07:20]  It's reading.
[00:07:22]  You sound like me, bitch.
[00:07:26]  How the hell your damn teacher and your damn diction sound like you from the damn picking cock and shit?
[00:07:31]  Hey, man, look.
[00:07:33]  What's this diction?
[00:07:34]  Or was I just being mean?
[00:07:36]  What you reading?
[00:07:40]  Well, what's that hole?
[00:07:42]  It's like you were saying hoes.
[00:07:44]  Hey, hey, look, man.

=== Three Days of Teaching (03:00) ===

[00:07:46]  I mean, I understand you have beliefs and you have your own views and opinions, but you have no right to teach those opinions to those kids.
[00:07:55]  Those kids are going to school for an education.
[00:07:57]  Not to learn to believe in what you believe in.
[00:08:00]  Yeah, that's why there's no religion in school.
[00:08:03]  Yeah, like if.
[00:08:04]  Shut up.
[00:08:04]  Like if I send my kids to school and I find out a Muslim was teaching my kid how to be a Muslim, he's praying like 50 times a day during class, right?
[00:08:12]  He comes on, he starts doing all this praying.
[00:08:14]  I'm going to be pitched because I'm Christian, right?
[00:08:16]  And vice versa.
[00:08:17]  If the same thing happened, if a Muslim student was being taught Christianity, it would piss off their parents.
[00:08:23]  So what gives you the right to teach your beliefs, your beliefs, on other kids, which is pretty much like a religion.
[00:08:29]  Like this whole thing, that gender ideology, which is crazy.
[00:08:33]  And then they, them pronouns, and non-bond, that is weird.
[00:08:37]  Yeah, it's fringe.
[00:08:38]  It should belong.
[00:08:39]  Yeah.
[00:08:39]  When you're an adult, okay, fine.
[00:08:41]  But just leave fringe factions of society out of the school out of the class.
[00:08:46]  Like, I have, I personally, I don't care if you're gay.
[00:08:50]  I don't care if you're a transgender, but you got to look the, you got to have a skinny game.
[00:08:57]  You got to look the part.
[00:08:58]  You can't be there looking crazy.
[00:09:00]  You know, like that teacher up in Canada walking around them 90-pounds breast breasts.
[00:09:05]  I think he was protesting it, bro.
[00:09:07]  Yeah.
[00:09:07]  Yeah, there's another video.
[00:09:10]  So now I ain't trying to look at that fool again.
[00:09:12]  Dude, it's just a waste of time.
[00:09:13]  He's a waste.
[00:09:14]  He's got another video.
[00:09:14]  This dude is horrible.
[00:09:16]  He got fired, right?
[00:09:17]  I think he's on leave.
[00:09:18]  They should have, they should have.
[00:09:19]  They should have fired him.
[00:09:20]  Yeah, here's the next video.
[00:09:22]  That guy's a moron.
[00:09:24]  A Florida classroom.
[00:09:38]  The shortest month of the year.
[00:09:40]  Yeah, he's got the white kids like bowing down to the.
[00:09:44]  Oh, that joke is old and stealthy and it's been told many times.
[00:09:48]  Oh, Black History Month.
[00:09:49]  They chose February because it's only got 28 days.
[00:09:53]  It's funny.
[00:09:56]  Will you want a month that's got 31 days?
[00:09:58]  What is three extra days going to do for you?
[00:10:01]  Three, what you going to do with three days?
[00:10:03]  You ain't going to do shit with three days.
[00:10:05]  Yeah.
[00:10:05]  You're still going to be stupid?
[00:10:07]  Yeah, they say us the shortest.
[00:10:08]  We got the shortest month of the year.
[00:10:10]  Three days.
[00:10:13]  You're crying over three days.
[00:10:15]  Well.
[00:10:15]  You know what they always say?
[00:10:17]  Stupid is what stupid.
[00:10:18]  What is it?
[00:10:19]  How's it going?
[00:10:19]  Stupid is what stupid does.
[00:10:21]  Yeah, I dress.
[00:10:22]  How the hell you become a teacher?
[00:10:26]  You know why you came to teach.
[00:10:28]  Wow.
[00:10:31]  Oh, he's an affirmative action hire.
[00:10:33]  Probably.
[00:10:36]  It's because he's black.
[00:10:36]  They felt sorry for him.
[00:10:38]  Affirmative action, huh?
[00:10:39]  I'm going to hurry because, you know, I don't agree with anything you say, but I'm going to give you this job because, you know, you're not my kind.

=== Stupidity and January 6th (01:20) ===

[00:10:47]  Man, shut up.
[00:10:49]  Probably got on his qualifications.
[00:10:51]  What?
[00:10:52]  Dumb, stupid liberal?
[00:10:55]  Yeah, that's a lot of that in the schools.
[00:10:56]  But anyway.
[00:10:57]  Yeah, they have no right to do that.
[00:10:58]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:10:59]  You have the right to go vote.
[00:11:00]  I could have the right to go teach my kids.
[00:11:03]  You got a right to teach the kids a curriculum.
[00:11:05]  Not to push your.
[00:11:06]  I could see people taking books out of school like biographies of Martin Luther King.
[00:11:13]  If it's taking books like that out.
[00:11:15]  Yeah.
[00:11:16]  Or books on how to math.
[00:11:19]  Yeah.
[00:11:21]  You know?
[00:11:21]  Yeah.
[00:11:22]  But you out here complaining about a book.
[00:11:25]  Just talk to.
[00:11:29]  Come down.
[00:11:31]  Got kids.
[00:11:32]  Well, they took the Bible out of school, man.
[00:11:35]  There's a slippery slope now.
[00:11:36]  We got teachers in there teaching.
[00:11:38]  This bull crap.
[00:11:39]  Should have left the Bible in there.
[00:11:40]  This is why Marjorie Taylor Greene came out and said what she said.
[00:11:43]  What'd she say?
[00:11:44]  We need a divorce.
[00:11:46]  That's going to be even worse.
[00:11:48]  Yeah, that's going to be 10 times worse.
[00:11:50]  It's an abstract idea, Marjorie.
[00:11:52]  Great idea.
[00:11:53]  But when you implement it.
[00:11:54]  Oh, it's gonna be a train wreck.
[00:11:56]  It's gonna be January 6th times 20.
[00:11:59]  January 6th times 20.
[00:12:00]  That's gonna be January 6th times 10,000.
[00:12:04]  It's gonna be insurrections all over the place.
[00:12:06]  It's a damn good show.