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Jan. 12, 2023 - Hodgetwins
06:46
Iron Man Goes Vegan Fail
# veganism robert downey jr protein sources animal protein beef celebrity diet chicken eggs fish impossible burgers insect larvae iron man mealworms muscle mass nutrition plant based diet

Robert Downey Jr. and the Hodgetwins critique his vegan experiment, mocking his "feminizing" appearance loss after 30 to 90 days of eliminating animal protein. They argue plant-based diets lack effective absorption compared to chicken, beef, eggs, and fish, while dismissing Impossible burgers as processed fiber garbage. Despite Downey's previous promotion of mealworms, the hosts advise consuming lean steak, salmon, and whole milk weekly to maintain muscle mass, concluding that extreme veganism fails men's health needs. [Automatically generated summary]

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Premium Protein and Insect Babies 00:05:48
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
A damn good show.
Damn Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man.
We talked about this dude before.
He was telling people to eat damn mealworms.
No, not mealworms.
Insect babies.
Yeah, larvae.
Yeah.
The baby insects.
Yeah.
Protein.
He said it's a premium protein.
That's premium.
Yeah.
It's my, if I take a dump in the floor, is that premium protein?
Anything can be premium.
It's just a damn adjective.
Yeah, it's just marketing.
Premium.
Premium insect babies.
Premium maggots.
As soon as I go in the store and I see on that damn jug of protein, premium, oh, that's the one I'm buying.
This is premium when we're talking here.
Yeah.
Right, anyway, but this dude went vegan.
He went vegan, man.
And he did a...
Check out this video.
This dude's been vegan.
I don't know why he's flexing.
Y'all remember Donahue?
Remember Donahue?
That white man with that white silver hair?
You look like damn Donahue up in here.
Put Donahue back up.
Let me see Donahue flexing again.
I can't even say Donahue.
Donahue.
Look at Donahue right there.
You know he resembles right here.
What's that girl?
Rachel Maddow.
Kind of resembles her.
And you know what?
I speak from experience from this.
Me and Keith went vegan, what, six, seven years ago?
I did it about six months.
It has a...
We didn't do it that long.
We did it for like a month.
I think like 90 days.
But shut up.
Let me do some talking.
Stop interrupting me.
It was 30 days.
Shut up.
When me and Keith went vegan, we ain't going no vegan no damn 30 days.
That was 60, 90 days.
All right.
Anyway, me and Keith went vegan.
It had a feminizing effect over our body.
My skin was smooth.
It was clean.
You look like he was transitioning.
No, I wouldn't take it that far, but I look.
He was glowing.
I was glowing.
Looked like I was 16 again.
But I tell you what, I lost a lot of mass.
It had a very feminizing effect.
I wasn't very masculine after 90 days of being.
Well, you were still masculine.
You were just less masculine.
Yeah, feminized.
It was feminizing.
It had a feminizing like eating.
And I was huge before I went vegan, right?
I was big.
Yeah.
Now, if you look at Iron Man, he was a muscular guy, but and they had a he wasn't muscular, he's just a ravage-sized guy.
He was fit.
Yeah, you give me that.
You know what muscular is?
Yeah, he was muscular.
He looked muscular in Iron Man.
In Iron Man, that's a suit.
Yeah, it was, wasn't it?
This is a picture of before and after.
That doesn't even look like the same person.
His teeth got bigger.
His glasses look big as hell.
His nose got bigger.
His teeth got bigger.
Looked like his ears got bigger because he's shrinking.
It's a great way to lose weight, but I think a lot of vegans, they go to the extreme when it comes to their diet.
It's okay.
No, but getting...
Can I do some talking?
It's nothing wrong with going with a plant-based diet.
So long as you're getting some protein, like a chicken breast every couple days, lean meat, some fish.
I mean, when it comes to veganism and being a vegan, I mean, we do get too much meat in our diet, and it could be detrimental to your health.
But vegans go too far, take all of it out.
Yeah, they go from too much to nothing.
They go...
And think drinking a damn plant is going to give you the protein you got.
Okay, it has protein in the plant.
It's not that premium protein.
It ain't that premium protein we're talking.
That's all I'm saying.
You're getting protein, but it ain't that premium.
Your body doesn't absorb plant protein like it does animal source protein.
Yeah, like chicken, eggs, beef.
Yeah.
And this dude's on, I think he went on a late night TV show.
We did a video on this.
Stephen Colbert.
Yes, Stephen Colbert.
He was pushing this damn maggot protein.
I mean, pull up the picture again.
Let's look at him.
Leave it up there.
Let's tell everybody look at this dude.
You definitely lost your job for the next Iron Man.
You cannot be.
You cannot be Iron Man looking like Donahue.
You can be the next.
You can play a story about a man transitioning, but...
What?
You cannot be Iron Man looking like that.
You can't.
You don't look like Iron Man to me.
You look like Iron Deficiency to me.
Let alone.
Iron Man?
Iron Deficiency?
Yeah, if you want to do a spin-off of Iron Man, and it's a comedy about Iron Man, how you went vegan, and he's gay and all.
Yeah, you played a good black dude in that one movie.
I'm sure you can play like a crazy-ass vegan, too.
I still think you don't.
What's the award you give to the top actor of the year?
I get the...
What's it called?
Oscar.
Oscar?
I was going to say Emmy.
That's the music, right?
That's the music, man.
Now, you should have got an Oscar for that.
Oscar for what?
Playing a black man.
Nah, it's too offensive.
No, man.
You should have got a black man to play that part.
No, man.
Give them jobs to the black people.
Why you got a white man playing a black guy?
No, man, he played a black man better than a black man can play the black man.
That was a damn good role.
Yeah, I give it to you.
You should have got an Emmy for that.
Is it Emmy or Oscar?
It's Oscar.
You put that shit in my ear.
Well, I get the two confused.
That's why I said, which one is it?
No, but I want to say, like, it's fine going vegan.
You just still got to get, like, some protein from animals.
Like, you could be vegan all week, all month.
Yeah.
Four days out of the month, go and get your ball 50 grams of protein.
Yeah, get you an animal.
Yeah.
Some fish, chicken, steak, some egg whites.
Some shrimp, some animal protein.
Now, egg whites, that is premium protein.
Premium protein right there.
Oscar Role and Glass of Milk 00:00:58
Some salmon.
Some salmon.
A lot of people do that.
That's premium.
It's got them omegas in there.
Yeah, but they think they get...
And then you're eating all these damn impossible burgers, which is nothing but plants ground up processed GMO garbage.
And they say, look at all this protein you get.
That impossible meat, that is processed garbage.
It's not protein.
It's not nothing your body can actually use.
All it really is is fiber.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn, good show.
For more damn good shows, click one of these two videos.
To all the vegans, go out there and get you, once a week, go out there and get you some chicken.
Yeah, a lean piece of chicken.
Go and get your chicken breast.
Go on get your lean sirloin steak.
Get you some card.
Go and get you some salmon.
Yeah.
Get you some eggs.
Yeah.
Go and drink you a glass of milk.
Yeah.
Full of fat, not that skim shit.
I want you to get the whole milk.
Yeah, and you're going to be just fine.
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