Hodgetwins - Iron Man Goes Vegan Fail Aired: 2023-01-12 Duration: 06:46 === Premium Protein and Insect Babies (05:48) === [00:00:00] Yeah, I got a new show for y'all. [00:00:02] A damn good show. [00:00:03] Damn Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man. [00:00:06] We talked about this dude before. [00:00:07] He was telling people to eat damn mealworms. [00:00:10] No, not mealworms. [00:00:12] Insect babies. [00:00:13] Yeah, larvae. [00:00:14] Yeah. [00:00:15] The baby insects. [00:00:17] Yeah. [00:00:17] Protein. [00:00:18] He said it's a premium protein. [00:00:21] That's premium. [00:00:22] Yeah. [00:00:22] It's my, if I take a dump in the floor, is that premium protein? [00:00:26] Anything can be premium. [00:00:27] It's just a damn adjective. [00:00:28] Yeah, it's just marketing. [00:00:30] Premium. [00:00:31] Premium insect babies. [00:00:33] Premium maggots. [00:00:34] As soon as I go in the store and I see on that damn jug of protein, premium, oh, that's the one I'm buying. [00:00:40] This is premium when we're talking here. [00:00:41] Yeah. [00:00:42] Right, anyway, but this dude went vegan. [00:00:44] He went vegan, man. [00:00:45] And he did a... [00:00:48] Check out this video. [00:00:50] This dude's been vegan. [00:00:51] I don't know why he's flexing. [00:00:55] Y'all remember Donahue? [00:00:57] Remember Donahue? [00:00:58] That white man with that white silver hair? [00:01:00] You look like damn Donahue up in here. [00:01:03] Put Donahue back up. [00:01:05] Let me see Donahue flexing again. [00:01:06] I can't even say Donahue. [00:01:08] Donahue. [00:01:11] Look at Donahue right there. [00:01:13] You know he resembles right here. [00:01:14] What's that girl? [00:01:15] Rachel Maddow. [00:01:17] Kind of resembles her. [00:01:18] And you know what? [00:01:19] I speak from experience from this. [00:01:20] Me and Keith went vegan, what, six, seven years ago? [00:01:24] I did it about six months. [00:01:25] It has a... [00:01:27] We didn't do it that long. [00:01:28] We did it for like a month. [00:01:29] I think like 90 days. [00:01:31] But shut up. [00:01:32] Let me do some talking. [00:01:33] Stop interrupting me. [00:01:35] It was 30 days. [00:01:36] Shut up. [00:01:37] When me and Keith went vegan, we ain't going no vegan no damn 30 days. [00:01:40] That was 60, 90 days. [00:01:42] All right. [00:01:42] Anyway, me and Keith went vegan. [00:01:44] It had a feminizing effect over our body. [00:01:46] My skin was smooth. [00:01:47] It was clean. [00:01:48] You look like he was transitioning. [00:01:50] No, I wouldn't take it that far, but I look. [00:01:52] He was glowing. [00:01:52] I was glowing. [00:01:54] Looked like I was 16 again. [00:01:57] But I tell you what, I lost a lot of mass. [00:01:59] It had a very feminizing effect. [00:02:01] I wasn't very masculine after 90 days of being. [00:02:04] Well, you were still masculine. [00:02:05] You were just less masculine. [00:02:07] Yeah, feminized. [00:02:08] It was feminizing. [00:02:09] It had a feminizing like eating. [00:02:10] And I was huge before I went vegan, right? [00:02:12] I was big. [00:02:13] Yeah. [00:02:13] Now, if you look at Iron Man, he was a muscular guy, but and they had a he wasn't muscular, he's just a ravage-sized guy. [00:02:21] He was fit. [00:02:22] Yeah, you give me that. [00:02:23] You know what muscular is? [00:02:24] Yeah, he was muscular. [00:02:25] He looked muscular in Iron Man. [00:02:27] In Iron Man, that's a suit. [00:02:31] Yeah, it was, wasn't it? [00:02:33] This is a picture of before and after. [00:02:38] That doesn't even look like the same person. [00:02:40] His teeth got bigger. [00:02:45] His glasses look big as hell. [00:02:47] His nose got bigger. [00:02:48] His teeth got bigger. [00:02:49] Looked like his ears got bigger because he's shrinking. [00:02:53] It's a great way to lose weight, but I think a lot of vegans, they go to the extreme when it comes to their diet. [00:02:59] It's okay. [00:03:00] No, but getting... [00:03:01] Can I do some talking? [00:03:04] It's nothing wrong with going with a plant-based diet. [00:03:08] So long as you're getting some protein, like a chicken breast every couple days, lean meat, some fish. [00:03:15] I mean, when it comes to veganism and being a vegan, I mean, we do get too much meat in our diet, and it could be detrimental to your health. [00:03:22] But vegans go too far, take all of it out. [00:03:26] Yeah, they go from too much to nothing. [00:03:29] They go... [00:03:30] And think drinking a damn plant is going to give you the protein you got. [00:03:33] Okay, it has protein in the plant. [00:03:36] It's not that premium protein. [00:03:37] It ain't that premium protein we're talking. [00:03:39] That's all I'm saying. [00:03:40] You're getting protein, but it ain't that premium. [00:03:43] Your body doesn't absorb plant protein like it does animal source protein. [00:03:46] Yeah, like chicken, eggs, beef. [00:03:48] Yeah. [00:03:49] And this dude's on, I think he went on a late night TV show. [00:03:52] We did a video on this. [00:03:53] Stephen Colbert. [00:03:54] Yes, Stephen Colbert. [00:03:55] He was pushing this damn maggot protein. [00:04:01] I mean, pull up the picture again. [00:04:03] Let's look at him. [00:04:05] Leave it up there. [00:04:06] Let's tell everybody look at this dude. [00:04:08] You definitely lost your job for the next Iron Man. [00:04:10] You cannot be. [00:04:12] You cannot be Iron Man looking like Donahue. [00:04:14] You can be the next. [00:04:16] You can play a story about a man transitioning, but... [00:04:19] What? [00:04:20] You cannot be Iron Man looking like that. [00:04:23] You can't. [00:04:24] You don't look like Iron Man to me. [00:04:25] You look like Iron Deficiency to me. [00:04:29] Let alone. [00:04:30] Iron Man? [00:04:31] Iron Deficiency? [00:04:32] Yeah, if you want to do a spin-off of Iron Man, and it's a comedy about Iron Man, how you went vegan, and he's gay and all. [00:04:39] Yeah, you played a good black dude in that one movie. [00:04:41] I'm sure you can play like a crazy-ass vegan, too. [00:04:43] I still think you don't. [00:04:44] What's the award you give to the top actor of the year? [00:04:47] I get the... [00:04:48] What's it called? [00:04:48] Oscar. [00:04:49] Oscar? [00:04:50] I was going to say Emmy. [00:04:51] That's the music, right? [00:04:52] That's the music, man. [00:04:53] Now, you should have got an Oscar for that. [00:04:56] Oscar for what? [00:04:57] Playing a black man. [00:04:59] Nah, it's too offensive. [00:05:00] No, man. [00:05:01] You should have got a black man to play that part. [00:05:03] No, man. [00:05:03] Give them jobs to the black people. [00:05:04] Why you got a white man playing a black guy? [00:05:06] No, man, he played a black man better than a black man can play the black man. [00:05:10] That was a damn good role. [00:05:12] Yeah, I give it to you. [00:05:13] You should have got an Emmy for that. [00:05:14] Is it Emmy or Oscar? [00:05:16] It's Oscar. [00:05:17] You put that shit in my ear. [00:05:18] Well, I get the two confused. [00:05:19] That's why I said, which one is it? [00:05:21] No, but I want to say, like, it's fine going vegan. [00:05:25] You just still got to get, like, some protein from animals. [00:05:28] Like, you could be vegan all week, all month. [00:05:30] Yeah. [00:05:31] Four days out of the month, go and get your ball 50 grams of protein. [00:05:36] Yeah, get you an animal. [00:05:37] Yeah. [00:05:38] Some fish, chicken, steak, some egg whites. [00:05:41] Some shrimp, some animal protein. [00:05:43] Now, egg whites, that is premium protein. [00:05:46] Premium protein right there. === Oscar Role and Glass of Milk (00:58) === [00:05:48] Some salmon. [00:05:50] Some salmon. [00:05:51] A lot of people do that. [00:05:52] That's premium. [00:05:52] It's got them omegas in there. [00:05:54] Yeah, but they think they get... [00:05:55] And then you're eating all these damn impossible burgers, which is nothing but plants ground up processed GMO garbage. [00:06:01] And they say, look at all this protein you get. [00:06:04] That impossible meat, that is processed garbage. [00:06:08] It's not protein. [00:06:09] It's not nothing your body can actually use. [00:06:11] All it really is is fiber. [00:06:13] Yeah. [00:06:14] Yeah. [00:06:17] Damn, good show. [00:06:19] For more damn good shows, click one of these two videos. [00:06:21] To all the vegans, go out there and get you, once a week, go out there and get you some chicken. [00:06:25] Yeah, a lean piece of chicken. [00:06:27] Go and get your chicken breast. [00:06:28] Go on get your lean sirloin steak. [00:06:31] Get you some card. [00:06:32] Go and get you some salmon. [00:06:34] Yeah. [00:06:35] Get you some eggs. [00:06:37] Yeah. [00:06:37] Go and drink you a glass of milk. [00:06:40] Yeah. [00:06:40] Full of fat, not that skim shit. [00:06:43] I want you to get the whole milk. [00:06:44] Yeah, and you're going to be just fine.