Hodgetwins react to Catherine Gibbs' tweet boasting her Alloderm vagina, a material made from sterilized cadaver skin she terms "cyberpunk." The host mocks the concept of becoming part of another's anatomy, speculates on disease transmission, and analyzes Gibbs' bio identifying as a "subby trans lesbian furry jackalope," clarifying the mythical creature. He contrasts this with his views on furries and asserts many transgender individuals are straight people transitioning, citing Caitlin Jenner as an example of a lesbian who transitioned from male to female, ultimately dismissing the exchange as entertainment. [Automatically generated summary]
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Twitter's Gold Mine of Weird00:05:07
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Just when I thought the world couldn't get any weirder, I came across this tweet.
Oh man, Twitter's a weird place nowadays.
It's a gold mine of weird.
Pull up the tweet.
Yeah.
Obviously, this is a trans.
It's a trans is that trans salamander.
Trans salamander, huh?
I guess her name now is Catherine Gibbs, but read this tweet.
My new vaginal canal is going to be partly made of alloderm, which is made of sterilized tissue from human cadaver skin, which is so effing cool and cyberpunk.
Man.
Never giving up my body for donating it to science.
Not anymore.
Not going to turn me into a vagina.
Crazy as hell.
Hey, you're a donut?
You think you're doing something good, donating your body to science, and you end up being a vagina?
Hey, but catching semen.
Probably catching monkeypox, too.
Isn't that crazy?
Hey, look, check out her profile.
Like, I want her profile is protected.
But look at trans rights are human rights, and it's got the transform.
At least she's got a sense of humor.
Probably got a real good sense of humor.
But I don't think you're an Autobot.
You're a Decepticon.
Definitely.
And look, it says in her profile says, subby trans lesbian furry, jackalope.
What the hell is that?
What's a subby trans lesbian furry?
Yeah, it's like when you dress up as characters.
Oh, like animals, wolves.
Yeah.
You got some shit on your nose.
You got like furries.
But I didn't know what a jackalope was.
Bring back up a profile.
Jackalope.
Yeah, did you see that part says jackalope?
What's that?
See it right there?
Yeah, jackalope.
She's a lesbian furry jackalope.
You can't be a lesbian.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, I get it.
You're a female now.
Now you're lesbian.
You used to be a guy, but you transformed into a male.
So that tells me he's...
I mean, you transform into a woman, so you like girls.
And you're not even gay.
Yeah.
You know what?
If you into women, I mean, why you even had to transition at that point, you know?
No, he's in.
Oh, I get it.
He's trans.
He's born in the wrong body.
Yeah, he's been a lesbian his whole life.
Yeah.
What's that shit on your tip of your nose?
Ain't got nothing on my nose?
Whatever.
But anyway, I looked up what a jackalope is, right?
What the hell is a jackalope?
You're about to find out.
A jackalope is a mythical animal of North America folklore in the category of fearsome critters described as a jackrabbit with antelope horns.
So a rabbit hopping around with horns.
That's right.
That's a jackalope.
Man, get the hell out of here.
That's what she calls herself when she's, I guess, when she's playing like a furry.
Yeah.
Now they like to get pounded in those furries.
Hey, you know, people that's, they call themselves furries.
They dress up like animals, costume and all, and they do each other.
I'm a furry.
You know what my furry is?
What?
A burrow.
Because I'm ferocious, you know?
Tell you the pieces.
What would your furry be?
Stop judging him or her, whatever it is.
What would you be if you was a furry?
I'm a bear.
You'd be a bear, huh?
A burrow or a tiger?
Hold on.
If I was going to become a furry, dress up like an animal, what would I want to be?
Think now.
I know what I want to be.
What?
A doveman pincher.
Have you ever seen a doveman pincher run up behind another dog and start pounding it?
They can't come up.
Then they run off.
Quickest sex ever.
I'd be a doveman pincher.
Man, it don't last too long.
I can't be no doveman.
It only lasts about five, ten seconds.
Man, matter of fact, I don't want to be no damn furry.
I want to be human.
No, man, if you had to play, man, you know what?
Spice up your sex life.
I would put on a polar bear suit, come in, and just maul the shit out of my wife.
I would be a bear.
Man, that's just stupid.
I like the role play.
Yeah.
I don't want to do all that furry.
It's like I could tell my wife, put on like a little mini skirt, right?
Put it in a plaid mini skirt.
Get her some white Niha socks, some black shiny pentalafers.
Yeah.
And little put her in pinktails.
That's what I'm talking about right there.
Put her in some like little nerdy glasses with the white tape in the center.
And have her little prancing her little ass down the street.
And I come up in my car, be like, hey, bitch, how much?
$25 for BJ?
Role Play and Mini Skirts00:01:37
I just got five.
Get in the car.
That's the kind of role-playing I'm doing.
I take it a step further.
I'd take my wife, messing her up, you know, make it just like a bum, like she's just coming over the border.
You know?
Or like an illegal immigrant.
Like she's illegal.
Well, she is Mexican, so she's completely.
She's from Mexico City.
She's legal now, but we'll just play pretend, you know.
She just jumped the border.
I'll be still in my furry.
You know, I'll be a polar bear.
I'd come across the board and maul the shit out of her.
You know what I'm saying?
That's the kind of role play I'm going to do.
I'll be a furry.
She'd be a legal immigrant, you know.
I'd come out of the bushes on her ass, maul the shit out of her.
Hey, one thing I've learned about trans people, a lot of them are not even gay.
They like they, yeah, I've known I've been closely related.
Closely related.
I have some colleagues.
Some colleagues.
Colleagues that was trans.
Female wanted to be a male, and her boyfriend wanted to be female.
They're still straight.
They still have straight sex, but they're trans.
That's one of the first time I came across, you know, transgenderism.
They're not even gay.
Like, what's her name?
What's her name?
She won Woman of the Year.
Caitlin.
Yeah, Bruce Jenner.
I thought he wanted, when he became trans, transitioned to woman.
I thought he was just gay, and he just wanted black dudes and white dudes just to pound them.
Yeah.
Just take it from the back.
Yeah, I just knew Caitlin Jenner was in the black guys.