Kim Turns Tape Into Billions
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Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
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Got a damn good show.
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Kim Kardashian.
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She's a very successful woman.
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She turned a fuck tape into billions.
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Billions?
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Billions.
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She even got some black kids out of it, too.
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But anyway, that goes without saying, man.
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How many people came out with a sex tape and turned into billions, you know?
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Not many.
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I think she's actually the only one.
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Yeah, that.
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I mean, you have to recognize, you know, that took a lot of, that took a lot of good business savvy.
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Yeah.
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You just, I can't, I mean, I mean, I'm not going to put myself in the equation.
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I mean, if I come out of fuck tape, I'm instant billionaire.
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But, you know, I'm special.
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It's harsh twins.
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I come out, you know, what a fuck first fuck tape be called.
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Harsh twins does liberal.
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Wrong.
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Hey, man, get serious on that.
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I'm just saying, not many people can come out with a fuck tape and become a billionaire.
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Harsh twins, illegal immigrants.
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Do a bunch of illegal immigrant girls.
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Go back where you came from.
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Have to get down with it.
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Go back where you came from.
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I mean, I will be an instant success.
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That's all I'm saying.
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I mean, we got good plots to our movie.
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They're going to have some good, you know, with some good Republican plots.
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Hey, man, get serious on this.
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They ain't serious, man.
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But, you know.
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Let me say something.
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Shut up.
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Let me say something.
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Kim Kardashian, she's a pioneer.
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Who's done that before her?
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She's a pioneer.
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She's a pioneer.
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Fine deal.
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Yeah, she's pioneering, man.
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Who else did that?
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Who else wants to do that?
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Money's money, man.
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What's wrong with you?
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I thought you was a capitalist.
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I am a capitalist.
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Let's go out here and bust these nuts there.
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Make us some real money.
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Hey, Kevin, come over, man.
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Get serious on this.
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All right, so she put up a post on her Instagram, right?
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With the wicked witch and her daughter.
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I mean, how much did...
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I want to know how much them Clintons pay you.
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I don't think the Clintons, but she got paid to post this.
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Yeah.
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You got paid a pretty, pull it up.
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I mean, you just balls on you to put these two women on your Instagram.
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Yeah.
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Look, read it.
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Look, I'm excited to be a part of Hillary Clinton and Chelsea Clinton's incredible journey to find out what it truly means to be gutsy.
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Stream the docu series now.
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No, This woman, you cannot say she's guts.
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She deleted thousands of emails.
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That's not gutsy.
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Bring it back up.
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Look at scanning it on them faces, man.
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Let me get that face action.
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Her daughter looks...
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I saw the...
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Her daughter looks beautiful right there, man.
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Man, shut up.
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I mean, right here, I don't know what she looks like in person.
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You know what they do with these filters.
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She looks beautiful right there.
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I think I pick her over Kim.
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She looks beautiful.
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I pick her over Kim.
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I go with the Clinton over Kim.
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You know, I'm a sucker for white women.
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And Bragging rights.
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Hey, guess who I banged the other day?
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Yeah.
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Republican women, I banged her.
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I banged Chelsea Clinton every day.
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Did it wrong, too?
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Hey, Kim, get serious on this.
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I take advantage of that, girl.
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She wasn't ready for all this Republican.
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She got her real man.
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A damn conservative.
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Hey, Kim, get serious on this.
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I am serious, man.
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Okay, I'm just saying she looks beautiful in that photo.
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Bring the photo back.
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I mean, do you agree or disagree?
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Agree with what?
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She looks beautiful right there.
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She looks good.
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I mean...
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Why does she like Al Gore right there?
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Who?
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Al Gore.
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You think Al Gore was messing around with Hillary?
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That baby don't look like Bill.
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Baby look like Al Gore.
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Hey, Kim, get serious on this.
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All right, pull back on.
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Kim looks nice.
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She always looks nice.
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Hey, scan back in.
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Why do they got all that alcohol and peroxide at the bottom?
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It's some kind of little.
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One of y'all got a yeast infection.
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Hey, dog, what the hell?
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Keep scrolling down.
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Hey, what's up with Hillary's fingers?
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All right, see, I told you she was a witch.
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She got three claws on it.
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So I guess you couldn't.
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She was holding it because it looks like she got a damn hoof and stuff right there.
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But look at Chelsea's feet, man.
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Ain't they kind of red looking?
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No, her shoe's probably too small, man.
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Too tight, huh?
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Yeah, I know she's got something.
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Like she's about to roll her damn ankle.
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She's about to roll that damn right ankle right there.
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Yeah, she's about to roll.
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She's about to break that.
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She's about to roll that damn shit.
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She needs some more support like what Kim got on.
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See, she got strong.
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She got good support.
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Yeah.
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Well, Kim got some big ass feet compared to Chelsea.
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She got a size 12.
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Hey, but I want to read the comments.
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Damn, Hillary.
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I mean, Kim Cakes, Kim Kardashian, she likes Bigfoot in that photo with them big ass feet.
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You see how big a foot?
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That's just the photo angle.
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Oh, she's probably out there.
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I'm just angling her.
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Yeah, and she's trying to throw off her damn green boots like nobody can't see the damn things.
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Look, read these comments.
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Hard pass.
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One of these three will become president one day.
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Which one?
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I'm thinking Kim Kardashian.
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Them two white women ain't gonna never be president.
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I mean, if you can become a billionaire after making a fuck tape, why can't you become president?
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Yeah, bring back up the comments.
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Look, this ain't it, Kim.
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4,900 likes.
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That's a bummer.
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5,200 likes.
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No.
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No, 6,000 likes.
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This ain't it.
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5,800 likes.
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No, 6,700 likes.
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This is embarrassing.
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6,500 likes.
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Nah, sis.
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5,900 likes.
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I just threw up in my mouth.
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Shaking my head.
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4,400 likes.
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Read the room, Kim.
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4,400 likes.
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God, what are you doing?
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4,700 likes.
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Glad to see a majority of the people in here in the comments have their heads screwed on straight.
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Yeah, it is.
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It is.
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4,000.
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Lordy, Lordy.
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What have you done now?
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Lost major credibility.
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4,100 likes.
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Sis.
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Sus.
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Suspect.
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Kim, no.
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Yeah.
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Okay, bye.
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Lost respect.
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Bye.
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Agreed.
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Yeah, keep going.
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I'm also embarrassed to admit that I did.
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Okay, these are just replies to the other comment.
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All right, that's enough.
Lost Credibility Amidst Low Likes
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Well, you know, it's safe to say Kim Kardashian, she made a lot of money from this.
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Of course.
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She's worth a lot of money.
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You know, she has a lot of fame.
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She has a lot of influence, you know.
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So, yeah, but let me say something.
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We're going to say it.
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I saw the, what do you call it? The trailer.
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Yeah, the trailer.
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And you got to see who's in that trailer.
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Far left leaning.
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I mean, far left.
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Leftist.
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Y'all called it guts.
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Celebrities because it's gutsy women.
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No, you just showed a bunch of Democrat women.
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Just call it Democrat women or Democrats.
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Yeah, y'all.
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That's what you should have called it.
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Gutsy.
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I don't think.
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Do y'all know what the definition of gutsy is?
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Obviously, you don't.
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Yeah.
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I didn't see no gutsy women in this.
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Well, maybe she's trying to say she's gutsy because she orchestrated that whole thing against Trump.
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You know, she broke the law usually.
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Yeah, that's true.
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That is guts.
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That is gutsy.
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That damn fake.
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That was Dawsie.
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Yeah, that's gutsy as hell.
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Yeah, that is gutsy.
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You've been walking around for years saying he stole the damn election.
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$20 million they spent investigating, man.
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And he did not steal the election.
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Yeah, that is gutsy.
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Yeah, you right.
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You do got some.
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Don't forget she deleted over 3,000 emails.
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That's gutsy right there.
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I think it was more than that.
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It's thousands.
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It was 33,000.
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33,000?
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Man, that is gutsy.
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Yeah, you do have some guts.
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Yeah.
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Ah, fuck this.
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That was a damn good show.