Hodgetwins - Transgender Boast About Her New Vagina Made From Dead People Aired: 2022-09-24 Duration: 06:45 === Twitter's Gold Mine of Weird (05:07) === [00:00:00] Yeah, I got a new show for y'all. [00:00:02] Got a damn good show. [00:00:03] Just when I thought the world couldn't get any weirder, I came across this tweet. [00:00:09] Oh man, Twitter's a weird place nowadays. [00:00:13] It's a gold mine of weird. [00:00:17] Pull up the tweet. [00:00:19] Yeah. [00:00:21] Obviously, this is a trans. [00:00:23] It's a trans is that trans salamander. [00:00:26] Trans salamander, huh? [00:00:28] I guess her name now is Catherine Gibbs, but read this tweet. [00:00:33] My new vaginal canal is going to be partly made of alloderm, which is made of sterilized tissue from human cadaver skin, which is so effing cool and cyberpunk. [00:00:48] Man. [00:00:49] Never giving up my body for donating it to science. [00:00:52] Not anymore. [00:00:53] Not going to turn me into a vagina. [00:00:56] Crazy as hell. [00:00:58] Hey, you're a donut? [00:00:59] You think you're doing something good, donating your body to science, and you end up being a vagina? [00:01:04] Hey, but catching semen. [00:01:07] Probably catching monkeypox, too. [00:01:11] Isn't that crazy? [00:01:12] Hey, look, check out her profile. [00:01:14] Like, I want her profile is protected. [00:01:18] But look at trans rights are human rights, and it's got the transform. [00:01:24] At least she's got a sense of humor. [00:01:27] Probably got a real good sense of humor. [00:01:29] But I don't think you're an Autobot. [00:01:30] You're a Decepticon. [00:01:32] Definitely. [00:01:32] And look, it says in her profile says, subby trans lesbian furry, jackalope. [00:01:39] What the hell is that? [00:01:39] What's a subby trans lesbian furry? [00:01:42] Yeah, it's like when you dress up as characters. [00:01:45] Oh, like animals, wolves. [00:01:47] Yeah. [00:01:47] You got some shit on your nose. [00:01:49] You got like furries. [00:01:50] But I didn't know what a jackalope was. [00:01:52] Bring back up a profile. [00:01:54] Jackalope. [00:01:54] Yeah, did you see that part says jackalope? [00:01:57] What's that? [00:01:58] See it right there? [00:01:59] Yeah, jackalope. [00:02:00] She's a lesbian furry jackalope. [00:02:02] You can't be a lesbian. [00:02:04] Oh, wait a minute. [00:02:06] Oh, I get it. [00:02:07] You're a female now. [00:02:08] Now you're lesbian. [00:02:09] You used to be a guy, but you transformed into a male. [00:02:13] So that tells me he's... [00:02:14] I mean, you transform into a woman, so you like girls. [00:02:17] And you're not even gay. [00:02:22] Yeah. [00:02:22] You know what? [00:02:23] If you into women, I mean, why you even had to transition at that point, you know? [00:02:27] No, he's in. [00:02:29] Oh, I get it. [00:02:30] He's trans. [00:02:31] He's born in the wrong body. [00:02:32] Yeah, he's been a lesbian his whole life. [00:02:34] Yeah. [00:02:34] What's that shit on your tip of your nose? [00:02:36] Ain't got nothing on my nose? [00:02:38] Whatever. [00:02:39] But anyway, I looked up what a jackalope is, right? [00:02:41] What the hell is a jackalope? [00:02:43] You're about to find out. [00:02:46] A jackalope is a mythical animal of North America folklore in the category of fearsome critters described as a jackrabbit with antelope horns. [00:02:58] So a rabbit hopping around with horns. [00:03:00] That's right. [00:03:02] That's a jackalope. [00:03:04] Man, get the hell out of here. [00:03:07] That's what she calls herself when she's, I guess, when she's playing like a furry. [00:03:11] Yeah. [00:03:11] Now they like to get pounded in those furries. [00:03:13] Hey, you know, people that's, they call themselves furries. [00:03:17] They dress up like animals, costume and all, and they do each other. [00:03:21] I'm a furry. [00:03:22] You know what my furry is? [00:03:23] What? [00:03:23] A burrow. [00:03:25] Because I'm ferocious, you know? [00:03:28] Tell you the pieces. [00:03:30] What would your furry be? [00:03:31] Stop judging him or her, whatever it is. [00:03:34] What would you be if you was a furry? [00:03:35] I'm a bear. [00:03:37] You'd be a bear, huh? [00:03:38] A burrow or a tiger? [00:03:40] Hold on. [00:03:41] If I was going to become a furry, dress up like an animal, what would I want to be? [00:03:47] Think now. [00:03:48] I know what I want to be. [00:03:50] What? [00:03:51] A doveman pincher. [00:03:53] Have you ever seen a doveman pincher run up behind another dog and start pounding it? [00:03:58] They can't come up. [00:04:04] Then they run off. [00:04:05] Quickest sex ever. [00:04:07] I'd be a doveman pincher. [00:04:09] Man, it don't last too long. [00:04:10] I can't be no doveman. [00:04:11] It only lasts about five, ten seconds. [00:04:13] Man, matter of fact, I don't want to be no damn furry. [00:04:15] I want to be human. [00:04:16] No, man, if you had to play, man, you know what? [00:04:19] Spice up your sex life. [00:04:20] I would put on a polar bear suit, come in, and just maul the shit out of my wife. [00:04:32] I would be a bear. [00:04:35] Man, that's just stupid. [00:04:36] I like the role play. [00:04:38] Yeah. [00:04:39] I don't want to do all that furry. [00:04:40] It's like I could tell my wife, put on like a little mini skirt, right? [00:04:44] Put it in a plaid mini skirt. [00:04:46] Get her some white Niha socks, some black shiny pentalafers. [00:04:49] Yeah. [00:04:49] And little put her in pinktails. [00:04:51] That's what I'm talking about right there. [00:04:53] Put her in some like little nerdy glasses with the white tape in the center. [00:04:56] And have her little prancing her little ass down the street. [00:04:59] And I come up in my car, be like, hey, bitch, how much? [00:05:04] $25 for BJ? === Role Play and Mini Skirts (01:37) === [00:05:07] I just got five. [00:05:08] Get in the car. [00:05:11] That's the kind of role-playing I'm doing. [00:05:12] I take it a step further. [00:05:13] I'd take my wife, messing her up, you know, make it just like a bum, like she's just coming over the border. [00:05:22] You know? [00:05:22] Or like an illegal immigrant. [00:05:23] Like she's illegal. [00:05:24] Well, she is Mexican, so she's completely. [00:05:26] She's from Mexico City. [00:05:26] She's legal now, but we'll just play pretend, you know. [00:05:29] She just jumped the border. [00:05:30] I'll be still in my furry. [00:05:31] You know, I'll be a polar bear. [00:05:32] I'd come across the board and maul the shit out of her. [00:05:37] You know what I'm saying? [00:05:38] That's the kind of role play I'm going to do. [00:05:39] I'll be a furry. [00:05:40] She'd be a legal immigrant, you know. [00:05:42] I'd come out of the bushes on her ass, maul the shit out of her. [00:05:46] Hey, one thing I've learned about trans people, a lot of them are not even gay. [00:05:52] They like they, yeah, I've known I've been closely related. [00:05:57] Closely related. [00:05:58] I have some colleagues. [00:05:59] Some colleagues. [00:06:00] Colleagues that was trans. [00:06:02] Female wanted to be a male, and her boyfriend wanted to be female. [00:06:06] They're still straight. [00:06:07] They still have straight sex, but they're trans. [00:06:10] That's one of the first time I came across, you know, transgenderism. [00:06:13] They're not even gay. [00:06:14] Like, what's her name? [00:06:16] What's her name? [00:06:17] She won Woman of the Year. [00:06:19] Caitlin. [00:06:20] Yeah, Bruce Jenner. [00:06:21] I thought he wanted, when he became trans, transitioned to woman. [00:06:25] I thought he was just gay, and he just wanted black dudes and white dudes just to pound them. [00:06:29] Yeah. [00:06:29] Just take it from the back. [00:06:31] Yeah, I just knew Caitlin Jenner was in the black guys. [00:06:33] Yeah, he wants to get pounded by something. [00:06:35] But no, Caitlin Jenner is a lesbian. [00:06:38] And she's in the females. [00:06:41] Now wrap your head around that. [00:06:43] That was a damn good show.