Hodgetwins mock Nicole Kidman and Robert Downey Jr. for promoting insect consumption, ridiculing her live cornworm eating and Stephen Colbert's endorsement of maggot farms. While debating environmental benefits versus salmonella risks, they reject Insect's EU-approved mealworm powder sales pitch. Ultimately, the hosts conclude that celebrities lose credibility by pushing unsafe dietary trends to uninformed audiences while maintaining their own questionable public personas. [Automatically generated summary]
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Eating Cornworms and Maggots00:06:45
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Damn Hollywood actors, actresses.
They're crazy, man.
They're crazy.
No shit where you been.
Nicole Kitman, she likes to eat bugs.
Check it out.
I am here to reveal my hidden talent eating micro livestock.
Cornworms.
They're still alive.
Extraordinary.
You hear that shit popping in her mouth?
Extraordinary, huh?
Why are you eating it with chopsticks?
Won't you pick up a spoon, bitch?
Eat it like a box of cereal.
Like a bowl of cereal.
And while you're at it, don't even chew them.
Just let them swim around in your mouth like sperm on steroids.
Since they extraordinary.
They come from, what do you call them?
Hornworms?
You know, y'all know what that is?
Moths.
That's maggots.
Larvae from moths.
Maggots.
They turned into moths.
She's eating green maggots.
Hey, hey, man.
How much you want to bet this woman don't even give head?
Man, why'd you take it down?
How much you want to bet?
I bet you don't even give a head.
She probably do.
She's a nasty bitch.
Well, I see what you're saying.
Some people just wear it.
No, that's a dick.
I ain't putting that in my mouth.
Be like, yes.
It smells like fish.
Yeah, give me that damn can of moss and moth and larvae and maggots over there.
Oh, hey, man, let's get serious on this.
These damn Hollywood people, man, they pushing this on us.
They think they pushing on us.
I'm not a follower.
I'm a leader.
Check out the next vid.
Oh, God.
Just a little side note.
Two billion people in the world eat bugs, and I'm one of them.
Because here we go.
Give a shit.
Have some meal worms.
I'm telling you, I'd win survivor.
That is a fruity taste.
I'd recommend it.
Yeah, keep sticking her tongue out.
Mealworms.
She said 2 billion people in the world eat them.
I'm pretty sure those 2 billion people eat them out of necessity.
And just because 2 billion people eat them, don't mean I have to eat them.
Yeah.
Like you said, we're not followers.
We're leaders.
We're not bottom feeders either.
That's what you are.
If you eat maggots, you're a bottom feeder.
What it says to save the planet.
How are you going to say the planet eating bugs and maggots?
Well, you're going to start after farm maggots.
What is that going to look like?
You get rid of all the cows and replace them with maggots?
A maggot farm.
Yeah, that sounds a whole lot of damn maggots, too.
That sounds real smart.
Get rid of all the cows, all the buffalo, all the deer, all the wilds.
And replace them with maggots.
No, I stick to pigs, man.
I love my bacon.
Hey, Denned Iron Man, he's getting in on this.
It seemed like he got an endorsement deal or something.
He went on with these late night talk shows, pushing this damn bug shit.
What's that dude show?
Stephen Colbert?
Yeah.
He looked like a bottom feeder.
He looked like a maggot-eating piece of.
Hey, check this video out.
What is this?
This looks like I could make cocoa with this.
What is right?
What is that?
Well, that's an insect-based premium protein.
It's made from molotor, which is mealworm larvae.
Larvae, maggots.
Yeah.
Yeah, premium, though, is premium.
Premium maggots.
Premium maggot.
Maggot powder.
They took a bunch of maggots and pounded.
This fool is up in the house drinking maggot smoothies.
He's probably pouring them maggots in his coffee.
Making maggot spread for sandwiches.
But he's pushing it like it's like it's high protein.
I'm sure it is high protein.
Maybe it's a good source of protein, man.
It's probably a great source of protein.
I'm not eating no damn maggots, though.
Yeah.
All right, it's not over.
It's not over.
Yeah, Iron Mind got us a sales pitch to give you the company is called Insect.
This is a powder.
The company is called Insect.
Well, that's original.
You couldn't come up with nothing else.
You should have just called it Maggot.
Maggots Incorporated.
Call it Maggots Incorporated.
Or maggot.inc or something.
Or maybe call it Maggot L-A-L-C.
You Hollywood people, man.
You do it like a law firm.
Maggot maggots.
All right, go ahead.
Keep rolling.
This is a powder derived from the mealworm, and it's a insect protein just been approved by the EU for human consumption.
You're not just getting me to eat dirt, are you?
No, man.
I wouldn't play you, bro.
Well.
We're like one entity now.
If this is protein, it's essentially tasteless.
It's just a protein supplement.
Exactly.
I could put this in a smoothie or something.
I'm telling you.
Yep.
And they'll be making all kinds of stuff out of it.
And by the way, the making of it is severely reducing the amount of emissions it takes.
It is an innovation just in.
We're doing something incorrectly.
If we make this switch, it's a huge, huge intervention.
I don't think it's good to like they have all these damn maggots everywhere.
Didn't you read up on something?
Maggots, they have like...
Yeah, these are the things.
Some of them could be very harmful, man.
That's why we have drugs to take if we get maggots inside of us.
What's that one drug?
Joe Rogan took that damn horse to one.
What's that?
Everybody was like taking it for like...
Smoothie Innovation with Bugs00:02:21
I forget.
I forget.
But anyway.
Hey, let me show you some of these.
But no, it's got salmonella.
You could get really sick.
Let me read the little article.
Pull the article, man.
Well, read it.
There you go.
What happens if you eat mealworms?
These larvae could carry bacteria like salmonella or even parasites.
Yeah, that's salmonella.
Whether you eat mealworms dry roasted, pan-fried, or raw, consuming too many of these insects could result in severe health problems and disease that could threaten your life.
Yeah, salmonella, that's a real, that's a bad way to go.
I think I'd rather burn alive than get salmonella.
Yeah.
Y'all know what the prime, you know what mealworms like to eat?
Corn.
Yeah.
I tell you what, celebrities, we'll give you all the mealworms you want.
We'll keep the corn.
Yeah.
I can do a lot of things with corn.
Yeah, but I can make corn on the cob.
I can make some corn soup.
Yep.
Hell, I can make some corn flakes.
And from those corn flakes, I can turn them into frosted flakes.
Hell, I can even make me some cone bread.
Yeah, let's do that.
Y'all take all the pearls.
Y'all take all the larvae, man.
Take all the maggots.
We just keep it going.
Yeah, man, you can take that cone.
You make grits, man.
You can make grits with that cone.
You know how many different kinds of cereal you can make with corn?
You can make cocoa puffs.
Cinnamon toast truck.
I can take that cone, make popcorn with that shit.
Won't y'all take y'all some maggots?
Y'all make y'all some corn maggots.
Some corn, some flake maggots.
Man.
Get the hell out of my face with this.
No, but they're pushing this on people.
They starting with the celebrities because they have a lot of influence on the brain dead population in the country.
Yeah, but this is how it starts.
Yeah, but celebrities, man, y'all don't realize y'all lost a lot of credibility.
Yeah.
Nobody listened to you guys like we used to in the past.
Yeah.
But I did like Nicole Kimmel when she kept sticking her tongue out.