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Sept. 16, 2022 - Hodgetwins
07:10
Woke Dad Grooming His Son to Be Trans

Hodgetwins dissect a viral video alleging "woke" parents manufacture transgender identities, citing the case of Eduardo, whose father allegedly groomed him to identify as "Edie" by age five. The hosts mock the family's manipulation for fame, comparing it to Russian roulette with the child's life, while arguing that playing with dolls reflects attraction to girls rather than gender dysphoria. Ultimately, they conclude that such narratives represent a dangerous cultural shift where children are confused by incorrect information pushed by closeted homosexuals seeking attention. [Automatically generated summary]

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Trans Kids Manufactured By Crazy Parents 00:03:20
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Damn good show.
This is about a tragedy, but it's gonna be a damn good show.
Yeah, this is proof right here.
In this video, we're about to show you these trans kids are being manufactured by batshit crazy parents.
Gay parents.
In the closet parents.
So this dude's hospital is gay.
I don't know.
I could take one look at this goose.
This dude's in the closet.
He's a homosexual.
He just don't want to tell nobody.
Check it out.
I'm a girl.
Edie has always been more attracted to stereotypical girl toys or girl things.
Is this what you've chosen to wear today, Eduardo?
Yeah, I'm a queen.
When did you learn what transgender was?
The media told me.
She said that I was transgender, and I asked her what that means.
And she said, that means you're half-boy and half-girl.
I think I'm mostly a girl.
Most of the negativity has come from online.
It was probably a few months ago that she decided to change her name.
Hi, I'm Edie.
This is a white dresses, and I wear this for my party, which is my favorite.
I don't know what next year is going to be like, you know, I don't know if hormone therapy where we're going to go, but now you've shown yourself that no matter who you are, your parents are going to love you.
Told you his dad's homosexual.
You could totally tell that time, couldn't you?
In hindsight, he's definitely suspect.
Okay, let's tackle this.
He learned what transgender was from his sister.
How old do you think his sister was when she told him when he looked like he was around three, four, or five?
Yeah.
How old do you think his sister was?
Maybe seven or eight?
Yeah, why do these kids even know about transgender?
Yeah, how did she find out?
Did she read a book about it?
She's an expert.
They're eight or nine or 10, 11 years old, his sister?
I know where she learned it.
From that homosexual daddy of her.
Just because, I mean, y'all's logic is kind of twisted.
Nobody knows what they're going to be at that age.
But they said because he played with girls' toys.
Look, I played with girl dolls.
Yeah, I played with dolls.
Can I say something?
I played with girl dolls.
I remember the first thing I did when I got the girl doll was I took all the clothes off.
What boy didn't do that?
I want to see what she got down there.
Yeah, a lot of times you don't know what you are at that age, but you can definitely tell if the kids are pervert like us.
Hey, don't don't, don't you think a boy playing with girl dolls, don't that mean it's straight?
Why all of us?
Why does that mean he's gay?
He's attracted to girls.
Maybe it's putting makeup like that's how he wants his girl to look before he bangs her.
Bangs her.
I've been about to have little girl dolls, right?
I would put them donkey style.
Confused Boys And Family Attention 00:02:40
I would be a motherfucker.
My sister, who's been putting my damn dolls in naked?
Y'all been over.
Find all the dolls posed donkey style.
Have the doll on the back with a leg swattle.
All the clothes screwed up, Posada.
Yeah, that's how you do.
You can be a sex addict when you grow up.
Hey, but in all this is absurd.
Yeah.
He learned it through his sister, who's like nine or ten.
She probably more than likely learned it through a homosexual daddy.
And now y'all playing Russian roulette with this kid's life.
No straight man is going to raise his kid up as if he was the opposite sex.
Yeah.
The daddy said, I don't know what's going to happen after this year.
I don't know which way we're going to go as far as home on third.
He said, we.
Yeah.
It's your decision how it's going to go.
It depends on how much, how much fame you probably going to get.
How much attention your family's going to get.
The more attention your family gets, the more you're going to push the issue.
He was like, hey, boy, you need to go over and get them damn drugs.
This is working out.
I'm making big bucks over here.
Yeah, I'm the most woke dad in America right now.
Whoever the hell you from, you probably from some shithole.
Man, this is crazy, man.
You raising your little boy to be a girl.
I mean, you know how easily you can manipulate a kid at that age?
Yeah, kids, kids.
Let me say something.
I could tell my boy to go out and say, hey, son, it's a drought.
Hey, let's go outside.
Let's do the rain dance.
He's going to be there.
Oh, you could be doing all that shit.
He thinks it's going to look, daddy, it's raining.
It's cold.
I did the rain dance.
Kid, let me say something.
Kids look to authority figures to show them how life works because they're confused.
They're young.
They don't know nothing, but they're like sponges for information.
So you go to the daddy.
Daddy didn't talk to sister about transgenders.
The transistor girl tells her little brother, you're a half girl, half boy.
That don't exist.
You trying to say the kids are damn centaur or something?
Half boy, half horse?
That's not what trans is.
Half boy, half girl.
That's not what a trans is.
What is it?
What's a trans?
Confused.
They ain't confused.
Well, some of them are confused.
Like this boy's been confused intentionally.
Well, you know what?
I take that back.
They're not confused.
They know exactly what they are and they don't like it and they want to be the opposite.
Taught To Be The Opposite 00:01:09
Yeah.
Yeah.
Most trans people who suffering from transgenderism, if you can say they're suffering from anything.
I don't want to sound homophobic or anything.
But this kid, I can definitely tell you he's confused because he's been taught something different.
He's confused.
He's a young boy living his life as a female.
He's wearing dresses.
He's dancing.
He's twisting around like a ballerina.
He's been taught that.
Yeah.
That kid's going to grow up and he's going to hate his sister.
Nah, maybe, maybe the kid is maybe he's gay?
Yeah, maybe he gay and he, you know, he wants to get.
Man, you crazy as hell.
I mean, I'm thinking more like he's straight.
He's playing with dolls because he's attracted to women.
Maybe this whole ordeal's been pushed on him.
No.
He's got a sister.
He's got a daddy that's woke.
The kid didn't have a chance, poor boy.
That was a damn good show.
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