Hodgetwins - Iron Man & Nicole Kidman Grooming Us to Eat Worms and Maggots
Aired: 2022-09-17
Duration: 09:07


=== Eating Cornworms and Maggots (06:45) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:03]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:05]  Damn Hollywood actors, actresses.
[00:00:09]  They're crazy, man.
[00:00:11]  They're crazy.
[00:00:13]  No shit where you been.
[00:00:15]  Nicole Kitman, she likes to eat bugs.
[00:00:21]  Check it out.
[00:00:23]  I am here to reveal my hidden talent eating micro livestock.
[00:00:28]  Cornworms.
[00:00:29]  They're still alive.
[00:00:35]  Extraordinary.
[00:00:37]  You hear that shit popping in her mouth?
[00:00:39]  Extraordinary, huh?
[00:00:41]  Why are you eating it with chopsticks?
[00:00:42]  Won't you pick up a spoon, bitch?
[00:00:45]  Eat it like a box of cereal.
[00:00:47]  Like a bowl of cereal.
[00:00:49]  And while you're at it, don't even chew them.
[00:00:52]  Just let them swim around in your mouth like sperm on steroids.
[00:00:59]  Since they extraordinary.
[00:01:03]  They come from, what do you call them?
[00:01:05]  Hornworms?
[00:01:06]  You know, y'all know what that is?
[00:01:07]  Moths.
[00:01:08]  That's maggots.
[00:01:10]  Larvae from moths.
[00:01:11]  Maggots.
[00:01:13]  They turned into moths.
[00:01:14]  She's eating green maggots.
[00:01:20]  Hey, hey, man.
[00:01:22]  How much you want to bet this woman don't even give head?
[00:01:25]  Man, why'd you take it down?
[00:01:27]  How much you want to bet?
[00:01:28]  I bet you don't even give a head.
[00:01:30]  She probably do.
[00:01:30]  She's a nasty bitch.
[00:01:36]  Well, I see what you're saying.
[00:01:37]  Some people just wear it.
[00:01:38]  No, that's a dick.
[00:01:39]  I ain't putting that in my mouth.
[00:01:43]  Be like, yes.
[00:01:44]  It smells like fish.
[00:01:45]  Yeah, give me that damn can of moss and moth and larvae and maggots over there.
[00:01:49]  Oh, hey, man, let's get serious on this.
[00:01:53]  These damn Hollywood people, man, they pushing this on us.
[00:01:57]  They think they pushing on us.
[00:01:58]  I'm not a follower.
[00:01:59]  I'm a leader.
[00:02:01]  Check out the next vid.
[00:02:03]  Oh, God.
[00:02:05]  Just a little side note.
[00:02:07]  Two billion people in the world eat bugs, and I'm one of them.
[00:02:11]  Because here we go.
[00:02:12]  Give a shit.
[00:02:13]  Have some meal worms.
[00:02:18]  I'm telling you, I'd win survivor.
[00:02:23]  That is a fruity taste.
[00:02:25]  I'd recommend it.
[00:02:26]  Yeah, keep sticking her tongue out.
[00:02:30]  Mealworms.
[00:02:33]  She said 2 billion people in the world eat them.
[00:02:35]  I'm pretty sure those 2 billion people eat them out of necessity.
[00:02:39]  And just because 2 billion people eat them, don't mean I have to eat them.
[00:02:43]  Yeah.
[00:02:44]  Like you said, we're not followers.
[00:02:47]  We're leaders.
[00:02:49]  We're not bottom feeders either.
[00:02:51]  That's what you are.
[00:02:51]  If you eat maggots, you're a bottom feeder.
[00:02:54]  What it says to save the planet.
[00:02:56]  How are you going to say the planet eating bugs and maggots?
[00:02:58]  Well, you're going to start after farm maggots.
[00:03:02]  What is that going to look like?
[00:03:04]  You get rid of all the cows and replace them with maggots?
[00:03:07]  A maggot farm.
[00:03:08]  Yeah, that sounds a whole lot of damn maggots, too.
[00:03:11]  That sounds real smart.
[00:03:13]  Get rid of all the cows, all the buffalo, all the deer, all the wilds.
[00:03:20]  And replace them with maggots.
[00:03:23]  No, I stick to pigs, man.
[00:03:25]  I love my bacon.
[00:03:27]  Hey, Denned Iron Man, he's getting in on this.
[00:03:30]  It seemed like he got an endorsement deal or something.
[00:03:32]  He went on with these late night talk shows, pushing this damn bug shit.
[00:03:38]  What's that dude show?
[00:03:39]  Stephen Colbert?
[00:03:40]  Yeah.
[00:03:41]  He looked like a bottom feeder.
[00:03:44]  He looked like a maggot-eating piece of.
[00:03:48]  Hey, check this video out.
[00:03:49]  What is this?
[00:03:50]  This looks like I could make cocoa with this.
[00:03:52]  What is right?
[00:03:54]  What is that?
[00:03:54]  Well, that's an insect-based premium protein.
[00:03:57]  It's made from molotor, which is mealworm larvae.
[00:04:01]  Larvae, maggots.
[00:04:03]  Yeah.
[00:04:04]  Yeah, premium, though, is premium.
[00:04:06]  Premium maggots.
[00:04:08]  Premium maggot.
[00:04:10]  Maggot powder.
[00:04:11]  They took a bunch of maggots and pounded.
[00:04:16]  This fool is up in the house drinking maggot smoothies.
[00:04:20]  He's probably pouring them maggots in his coffee.
[00:04:23]  Making maggot spread for sandwiches.
[00:04:25]  But he's pushing it like it's like it's high protein.
[00:04:29]  I'm sure it is high protein.
[00:04:30]  Maybe it's a good source of protein, man.
[00:04:32]  It's probably a great source of protein.
[00:04:34]  I'm not eating no damn maggots, though.
[00:04:36]  Yeah.
[00:04:37]  All right, it's not over.
[00:04:39]  It's not over.
[00:04:40]  Yeah, Iron Mind got us a sales pitch to give you the company is called Insect.
[00:04:48]  This is a powder.
[00:04:51]  The company is called Insect.
[00:04:53]  Well, that's original.
[00:04:55]  You couldn't come up with nothing else.
[00:04:57]  You should have just called it Maggot.
[00:04:58]  Maggots Incorporated.
[00:05:03]  Call it Maggots Incorporated.
[00:05:06]  Or maggot.inc or something.
[00:05:09]  Or maybe call it Maggot L-A-L-C.
[00:05:15]  You Hollywood people, man.
[00:05:17]  You do it like a law firm.
[00:05:18]  Maggot maggots.
[00:05:23]  All right, go ahead.
[00:05:24]  Keep rolling.
[00:05:26]  This is a powder derived from the mealworm, and it's a insect protein just been approved by the EU for human consumption.
[00:05:36]  You're not just getting me to eat dirt, are you?
[00:05:39]  No, man.
[00:05:40]  I wouldn't play you, bro.
[00:05:41]  Well.
[00:05:42]  We're like one entity now.
[00:05:45]  If this is protein, it's essentially tasteless.
[00:05:47]  It's just a protein supplement.
[00:05:49]  Exactly.
[00:05:50]  I could put this in a smoothie or something.
[00:05:52]  I'm telling you.
[00:05:53]  Yep.
[00:05:53]  And they'll be making all kinds of stuff out of it.
[00:05:56]  And by the way, the making of it is severely reducing the amount of emissions it takes.
[00:06:04]  It is an innovation just in.
[00:06:07]  We're doing something incorrectly.
[00:06:09]  If we make this switch, it's a huge, huge intervention.
[00:06:18]  I don't think it's good to like they have all these damn maggots everywhere.
[00:06:24]  Didn't you read up on something?
[00:06:26]  Maggots, they have like...
[00:06:27]  Yeah, these are the things.
[00:06:28]  Some of them could be very harmful, man.
[00:06:31]  That's why we have drugs to take if we get maggots inside of us.
[00:06:36]  What's that one drug?
[00:06:38]  Joe Rogan took that damn horse to one.
[00:06:43]  What's that?
[00:06:44]  Everybody was like taking it for like...

=== Smoothie Innovation with Bugs (02:21) ===

[00:06:46]  I forget.
[00:06:46]  I forget.
[00:06:47]  But anyway.
[00:06:48]  Hey, let me show you some of these.
[00:06:50]  But no, it's got salmonella.
[00:06:51]  You could get really sick.
[00:06:53]  Let me read the little article.
[00:06:56]  Pull the article, man.
[00:06:57]  Well, read it.
[00:06:58]  There you go.
[00:06:59]  What happens if you eat mealworms?
[00:07:01]  These larvae could carry bacteria like salmonella or even parasites.
[00:07:06]  Yeah, that's salmonella.
[00:07:07]  Whether you eat mealworms dry roasted, pan-fried, or raw, consuming too many of these insects could result in severe health problems and disease that could threaten your life.
[00:07:19]  Yeah, salmonella, that's a real, that's a bad way to go.
[00:07:23]  I think I'd rather burn alive than get salmonella.
[00:07:25]  Yeah.
[00:07:26]  Y'all know what the prime, you know what mealworms like to eat?
[00:07:29]  Corn.
[00:07:30]  Yeah.
[00:07:31]  I tell you what, celebrities, we'll give you all the mealworms you want.
[00:07:35]  We'll keep the corn.
[00:07:37]  Yeah.
[00:07:37]  I can do a lot of things with corn.
[00:07:39]  Yeah, but I can make corn on the cob.
[00:07:42]  I can make some corn soup.
[00:07:44]  Yep.
[00:07:44]  Hell, I can make some corn flakes.
[00:07:46]  And from those corn flakes, I can turn them into frosted flakes.
[00:07:49]  Hell, I can even make me some cone bread.
[00:07:54]  Yeah, let's do that.
[00:07:55]  Y'all take all the pearls.
[00:07:57]  Y'all take all the larvae, man.
[00:07:58]  Take all the maggots.
[00:08:00]  We just keep it going.
[00:08:01]  Yeah, man, you can take that cone.
[00:08:02]  You make grits, man.
[00:08:03]  You can make grits with that cone.
[00:08:05]  You know how many different kinds of cereal you can make with corn?
[00:08:08]  You can make cocoa puffs.
[00:08:11]  Cinnamon toast truck.
[00:08:13]  I can take that cone, make popcorn with that shit.
[00:08:16]  Won't y'all take y'all some maggots?
[00:08:17]  Y'all make y'all some corn maggots.
[00:08:20]  Some corn, some flake maggots.
[00:08:22]  Man.
[00:08:24]  Get the hell out of my face with this.
[00:08:25]  No, but they're pushing this on people.
[00:08:28]  They starting with the celebrities because they have a lot of influence on the brain dead population in the country.
[00:08:32]  Yeah, but this is how it starts.
[00:08:33]  Yeah, but celebrities, man, y'all don't realize y'all lost a lot of credibility.
[00:08:38]  Yeah.
[00:08:38]  Nobody listened to you guys like we used to in the past.
[00:08:41]  Yeah.
[00:08:42]  But I did like Nicole Kimmel when she kept sticking her tongue out.
[00:08:45]  Let's get some more tongue action.
[00:08:46]  Yeah, get some more of that tongue.
[00:08:48]  Get some more of that tongue action, man.
[00:08:49]  Let's get some more tongue action.
[00:08:50]  Look at my stomach out, man.
[00:08:51]  I'm gaining weight.
[00:08:52]  There you go.
[00:08:53]  That's a good girl.
[00:08:54]  That's a good girl.
[00:08:54]  Take it in your mouth.
[00:08:56]  Yeah, that's a good girl.
[00:08:57]  There you go.
[00:08:58]  Good girl.
[00:08:58]  Look at that.
[00:08:59]  Look at that.
[00:09:00]  Pulling that maggot out of your mouth.
[00:09:03]  You people are crazy.
[00:09:05]  That was a damn good show.