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Sept. 16, 2022 - Hodgetwins
04:44
Disney Little Black Mermaid - Our Response

Hodgetwins host expresses frustration over Disney's Black Ariel casting, mocking the change as "Obama black" while hypocritically demanding colorblindness. He questions why superheroes shift races but insists Bruno and Dolomite should remain white, proposing absurd alternatives like a Black James Bond with a Mexican accent. Despite claiming to care only about talent, he admits anger if the character were transgender or "ghetto," ultimately asserting white people have a right to oppose this cultural shift despite his earlier inclusive rhetoric. [Automatically generated summary]

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Talent Over Race 00:04:44
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
I'm tired of these niggas, man.
They're taking over our culture.
They're taking everything over.
What?
No, man.
This is bullshit.
I'm just joking.
You sound like a damn white super.
I'm just joking.
Hey, everybody, let's get serious on this.
They made Ariel Black.
Check out the teaser.
The little black mermaid.
The little.
Out of the sea.
Woo!
She's fine, boy.
I do that, mermaid.
Woo!
That girl, fine, boy.
Part of that.
Yeah, look up at me.
Woo!
That's what I'm talking about.
Damn!
Look at that girl, man.
Woo!
Yeah!
What I'm talking about, baby.
Woo!
Yeah!
Obviously, I'm thinking this is her actual voice, so she's a talented actress.
She's beautiful.
She's beautiful, man.
She looks, she's pretty, I think, in my humble opinion.
So she looks like she can play the part.
I don't know why this is such a big deal.
Yeah, she's not all black.
She's like Obama black, you know?
She's like us.
I mean, I've heard the argument: won't you make your own character?
I mean, I see a lot of, you know, people saying, I don't see color.
But as soon as they saw this, they're like, wait a minute, yeah.
What happened to the white area?
No, man, if you were truly colorblind, this shouldn't bother you at all.
I mean, like, every few years, you know, Spider-Man, he changes.
It's a new character.
Superman, he changes.
Why do we have to be dead set on one particular race playing a certain character?
Why is that such an issue?
Us being conservatives, we're supposed to be colorblind.
Why is this so much of an issue?
Everybody's talking about it.
It's like, I don't see any issue with it.
I just want to see a talented actress play the part.
And you want to see someone's beautiful.
And she's very.
I can understand.
Personally, I can understand why Disney did it so they can be inclusive to all races.
I get that.
You shouldn't be upset about this.
Okay, let me ask you this.
If you're white and this pisses you off, why?
Because you're racist?
I guess if you're upset.
Yeah, you shouldn't be.
I mean, I wouldn't care if Papa was black.
I think it would actually be cooler.
Or at least put, no, keep Papa white.
What's the other dude DJ?
Papa white man.
Bruno.
Bruto.
Make him black.
Yeah, what was his name?
Bruno.
Dude eating all the hamburgers.
It was Bruno.
Yeah, Bruno.
Yeah, make him black.
Yeah.
You know, I think if it means so much to you, won't y'all just take over Black Panther, turn into White Panther?
Yeah, I probably like it better.
Yeah, it's probably, y'all probably, y'all gonna kill that movie, you know?
This last Black Panther is woke shit.
Hand it, give it back to white people.
Yeah.
What's the other movie?
Dolomite?
Make Dolomite white.
I think it'd be cool to see a black.
I think it'd be cool to tell him to see a white Dolomite.
Since we want to be inclusive, that goes both ways.
It doesn't.
When we talk about being inclusive, okay, you want to make some white characters black?
Okay, let's take some black characters and make them white.
If you're all about inclusivity, like I would like to see James Bond, I'd like to see a black James Bond.
Him just pounding all these white women.
Make it rated R though.
He be using black lingo.
No, man.
Bitch, come here.
I just saved your life.
No, man.
Come here, hoe.
Come here, white bitch.
I'm James Bond, bitch.
Hey, why don't, yeah, man, y'all leaving out the Latinos?
Why can't y'all take James Bond?
You can make him Latino, you know?
Ain't nobody trying to see that.
With a thick Mexican accent.
Ain't nobody trying to see that.
Hey, you got some tacos on?
Hey, give me some tacos, bitch.
Pitt hole.
Stupid bandello.
I mean, if we all about inclusivity, let's change all the characters.
Let's change them all.
Just flip, just flip around.
Take all the black characters, make them white.
Yeah, it's like, I mean, I don't see really what the big deal is.
Yeah, I honestly, I don't care less.
She's beautiful.
She seems very talented.
I just want to see a talented person play the part.
It doesn't really matter.
I don't really understand that whole argument of make your own new characters.
No.
Now, I'd have been upset if they came out this trailer and Lil Mermaid was transgender.
B, I'd be pissed.
Oh, and it was just ghetto as hell.
Oh, yeah.
You have every right as a white person to be pissed off.
Because you ain't trying to show your kids that they're ignorant shit.
That was a damn good show for.
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