Ratchet Ghetto Rap Song
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Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
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This is what you call a thought.
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I'm about to show y'all the most ratchet ghetto rap song ever made.
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A thought.
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What does thought stand for?
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That hoe over there.
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I'm not up to speed with black culture these days.
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Hey, check it out.
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I'm D D F a baby daddy free.
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That means I ain't got a nigga, baby coming out of me.
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So I'm A B O R T I N G. On my way to the clinic.
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I forgot the plan B. Let's go.
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I got murder on my mind.
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Let's go.
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Bitch, I got murder on my mind.
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Let's go.
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Yeah, bitch, I got murder on my mind.
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Let's go.
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Bitch, I got murder on my mind.
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I forgot the plan B. Ain't no nigga cuffing me.
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You can't put me on the shelf, bitch.
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I'm on side with the team.
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All these bitches having babies, but that ain't finna be me.
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Said he wanna settle down.
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Niggas selling all these dreams.
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He got one kid, two kids, three kids.
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Bitch, but a dozen if his ass have any more.
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And I'm only 25, still got a couple years to go.
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I don't need a babysitter, cause this baby gotta go.
Murder On My Mind
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It's a shortage on the milk, and them diapers be expensive.
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I ain't trying to be a milk, so I swallow all his chips.
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She said, I ain't got no baby nigga coming out of me.
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She said that.
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I ain't got no baby nigga coming out of me.
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I wonder what that costs smell like.
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Ass and weed.
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Ass weed in armpits.
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And horse hair.
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That wig.
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I ain't got no baby nigga coming out of me.
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This is so self-destructive.
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This music is so destructive for the black community.
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But at least, at least she's honest about what abortion is.
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At least she's doing that.
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But this is why we have so many drive-bys in our neighborhoods.
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It's our music, man.
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It's driving us crazy.
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That's why we got all this crime in the inner city, man.
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That's why we're shooting each other.
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It's destructive.
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Our music is not conducive to a constructive environment.
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Hey, this video doesn't make any sense.
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I mean, when you see rap videos, you see women twerking and dancing because some dude, he's got it all.
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He's got the money.
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He's got the fame.
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He's got all his women dancing around him.
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Yeah.
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You rapping about murdering your kids and you have a girl twerking beside you.
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I like how she said that formula and diapers are expensive, but she's making it rain.
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Yeah, she's showing how much money she got.
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But babies and diapers are expensive.
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Yeah, you could obviously tell this was filmed like three o'clock in the morning.
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So yeah, we're going to shoot this video.
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Yeah.
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It's going to be three o'clock in the morning.
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Nobody's going to be around.
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Nobody's going to bother us.
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Yeah, they didn't want to pay for the permits.
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This is the most rash.
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I think this is satirical.
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I think she's joking.
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I'm hoping this is satire.
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I mean, I don't think she's ignorant or stupid, man, because, you know, she's got a car.
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She knows how to drive.
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She knows how to communicate effectively.
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Maybe she's tone deaf.
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There's a lot of that in the black community.
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Yeah.
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Jeez.
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Got Black Lives Matter.
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I bet you should be the first one that lied.
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Black Lives Matter.
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This is the epitome of what white people call Darwinism.
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Darwinism, huh?
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This is Darwinism, man.
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Survival of the fittest.
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Just destroying each other.
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Margaret Sanger would really like this rap video.
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Yeah.
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You know, she founded Planned Parenthood.
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She called Black People Weeds and We Need to Exterminate Them.
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Yeah, she invented Planned Parenthood to, you know, keep the black population, you know, low.
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She would be very proud of you out there twerking and making it rain with that blonde wig of yours.
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Yeah.
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I mean, you're doing, you, I know she would be proud if she was alive today.
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And she'd be like, see, I told y'all, look at this.
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I told you, these niggas ain't worth a damn.
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That's damn good.