Hodgetwins - The Most Ratchet Rap Video You Will Ever See!!
Aired: 2022-09-16
Duration: 04:28


=== Ratchet Ghetto Rap Song (01:25) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  This is what you call a thought.
[00:00:05]  I'm about to show y'all the most ratchet ghetto rap song ever made.
[00:00:13]  A thought.
[00:00:14]  What does thought stand for?
[00:00:18]  That hoe over there.
[00:00:23]  I'm not up to speed with black culture these days.
[00:00:26]  Hey, check it out.
[00:00:36]  I'm D D F a baby daddy free.
[00:00:39]  That means I ain't got a nigga, baby coming out of me.
[00:00:42]  So I'm A B O R T I N G. On my way to the clinic.
[00:00:47]  I forgot the plan B. Let's go.
[00:00:50]  I got murder on my mind.
[00:00:51]  Let's go.
[00:00:52]  Bitch, I got murder on my mind.
[00:00:54]  Let's go.
[00:00:55]  Yeah, bitch, I got murder on my mind.
[00:00:57]  Let's go.
[00:00:59]  Bitch, I got murder on my mind.
[00:01:00]  I forgot the plan B. Ain't no nigga cuffing me.
[00:01:04]  You can't put me on the shelf, bitch.
[00:01:05]  I'm on side with the team.
[00:01:07]  All these bitches having babies, but that ain't finna be me.
[00:01:10]  Said he wanna settle down.
[00:01:11]  Niggas selling all these dreams.
[00:01:13]  He got one kid, two kids, three kids.
[00:01:16]  Bitch, but a dozen if his ass have any more.
[00:01:19]  And I'm only 25, still got a couple years to go.
[00:01:22]  I don't need a babysitter, cause this baby gotta go.

=== Murder On My Mind (03:03) ===

[00:01:25]  It's a shortage on the milk, and them diapers be expensive.
[00:01:28]  I ain't trying to be a milk, so I swallow all his chips.
[00:01:32]  She said, I ain't got no baby nigga coming out of me.
[00:01:36]  She said that.
[00:01:37]  I ain't got no baby nigga coming out of me.
[00:01:41]  I wonder what that costs smell like.
[00:01:43]  Ass and weed.
[00:01:48]  Ass weed in armpits.
[00:01:51]  And horse hair.
[00:01:54]  That wig.
[00:01:55]  I ain't got no baby nigga coming out of me.
[00:01:59]  This is so self-destructive.
[00:02:02]  This music is so destructive for the black community.
[00:02:05]  But at least, at least she's honest about what abortion is.
[00:02:11]  At least she's doing that.
[00:02:12]  But this is why we have so many drive-bys in our neighborhoods.
[00:02:15]  It's our music, man.
[00:02:16]  It's driving us crazy.
[00:02:18]  That's why we got all this crime in the inner city, man.
[00:02:20]  That's why we're shooting each other.
[00:02:21]  It's destructive.
[00:02:22]  Our music is not conducive to a constructive environment.
[00:02:32]  Hey, this video doesn't make any sense.
[00:02:35]  I mean, when you see rap videos, you see women twerking and dancing because some dude, he's got it all.
[00:02:40]  He's got the money.
[00:02:41]  He's got the fame.
[00:02:42]  He's got all his women dancing around him.
[00:02:44]  Yeah.
[00:02:44]  You rapping about murdering your kids and you have a girl twerking beside you.
[00:02:51]  I like how she said that formula and diapers are expensive, but she's making it rain.
[00:02:57]  Yeah, she's showing how much money she got.
[00:02:59]  But babies and diapers are expensive.
[00:03:01]  Yeah, you could obviously tell this was filmed like three o'clock in the morning.
[00:03:03]  So yeah, we're going to shoot this video.
[00:03:05]  Yeah.
[00:03:05]  It's going to be three o'clock in the morning.
[00:03:07]  Nobody's going to be around.
[00:03:08]  Nobody's going to bother us.
[00:03:09]  Yeah, they didn't want to pay for the permits.
[00:03:15]  This is the most rash.
[00:03:16]  I think this is satirical.
[00:03:18]  I think she's joking.
[00:03:19]  I'm hoping this is satire.
[00:03:21]  I mean, I don't think she's ignorant or stupid, man, because, you know, she's got a car.
[00:03:26]  She knows how to drive.
[00:03:27]  She knows how to communicate effectively.
[00:03:31]  Maybe she's tone deaf.
[00:03:33]  There's a lot of that in the black community.
[00:03:36]  Yeah.
[00:03:37]  Jeez.
[00:03:38]  Got Black Lives Matter.
[00:03:39]  I bet you should be the first one that lied.
[00:03:41]  Black Lives Matter.
[00:03:44]  This is the epitome of what white people call Darwinism.
[00:03:49]  Darwinism, huh?
[00:03:50]  This is Darwinism, man.
[00:03:53]  Survival of the fittest.
[00:03:54]  Just destroying each other.
[00:03:57]  Margaret Sanger would really like this rap video.
[00:04:01]  Yeah.
[00:04:02]  You know, she founded Planned Parenthood.
[00:04:04]  She called Black People Weeds and We Need to Exterminate Them.
[00:04:07]  Yeah, she invented Planned Parenthood to, you know, keep the black population, you know, low.
[00:04:11]  She would be very proud of you out there twerking and making it rain with that blonde wig of yours.
[00:04:16]  Yeah.
[00:04:17]  I mean, you're doing, you, I know she would be proud if she was alive today.
[00:04:22]  And she'd be like, see, I told y'all, look at this.
[00:04:24]  I told you, these niggas ain't worth a damn.
[00:04:27]  That's damn good.