Hodgetwins dismantle Lizzo's claims of oppression by contrasting her $26 million Los Angeles home, Rolls-Royce, and private jet with the alleged hardships she describes. They ridicule her "Chinaman hat" outfit as cultural appropriation and argue that her wealth, including a $50,000 pool, proves she benefits from systemic success rather than suffering under it. Ultimately, the hosts conclude that America is now the best country for Black people, suggesting her complaints are disingenuous manipulations of body positivity to secure liberal votes while ignoring her own luxury lifestyle. [Automatically generated summary]
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Oppressed Black Woman Award00:07:46
So Lizzo was at the, I don't watch these awards so moments.
She was winning an award for her music or something, or video or something like that.
You could have fooled me.
I thought she won an award for the most oppressed black woman on TV or something.
What?
I thought she won an award for being the most oppressed black singer.
She mentioned while getting her award that she's, man, just watch this stupid video.
I don't know what music video for good means, but I do know what your vote means.
And that's a fair.
Your vote means everything to me.
It means everything to making a change in this country.
So remember when you're voting for your favorite artist, vote to change some of these laws that are oppressing us.
What laws?
What laws are you talking about?
Are there laws out there preventing big black women from voting?
That thing, that contraption she was wearing, looked like you was wearing two black helmets over your breast.
Know them Chinaman hats?
Them who?
Them Chinese hats.
Uh-huh.
Chinaman be wearing.
Oh, it looks like those, huh?
Yeah.
Chinaman hats.
Ain't that cultural appropriation what you're doing?
You oppressing Chinese culture.
Hey, but seriously, you talk about your, you're insinuating that you're oppressed.
I mean, I've never seen an oppressed woman that thick.
Yeah, usually they're skinny and sucked up and they're like dying to eat something.
It looks like you definitely get more than three square meals a day.
And they don't dress like this neither.
Yeah, I know.
These people are very frugal in the way they dress.
Yeah, you wearing a lot of money right now.
All that chain action you got going?
All that damn chain action you got going.
I hope that damn chain don't get caught on nothing because you're going to need damn plastic circuit on your face and your ears.
You're going to rip all that shit off.
Yeah, it's too risky.
What we're trying to say is too risky.
You got a beautiful face.
You don't.
You have a pretty face.
Yeah, you're a beautiful woman.
You're thick, but you're beautiful.
Yeah, you got a...
Sister, you got a pretty face.
Don't mess that up.
I mean, your face is perfect.
Nose, the lips, eyes.
You have a perfect face.
I ain't even bullshitting you.
That skin on their face is flawless, too.
Yeah, my mama was still alive.
She was the first thing that coming out of my Lizzo, man, she's got the beautiful skin.
That's the first thing you say.
You look like you've been airbrushed.
Yeah, but seriously, oppressed.
Okay, you talk about we need to vote and change some of these laws that's oppressing us.
As a black person, I can't think of any law that's suppressing me right now.
So you could have filled everybody in what the hell's going on.
Because I like to know how the hell I'm getting oppressed.
Yeah.
I mean, you keep saying that you're oppressed.
Or are you referring to black people as being oppressed?
I don't get it.
It's impossible.
It's an impossibility for you to be oppressed.
Look at your house.
What is this thing like $27 million?
I think it's $26 million.
It's up in LA.
Look at the view.
Man, look at the view.
I pause it right there.
Man, that is beautiful.
Man, look at the mountains back down.
Man, Lizzo lives in that house.
Look at that sofa.
Look at them.
Look at them love seats.
That's like, I guarantee you them couches about 50 grand, man.
At least.
That's a title in leather right there.
I bet you the pillows on them damn sofas is $50,000 each.
Look at the pool.
Man, that's a $250,000 pool you got going.
Look at that view.
Look at the palm tree action.
Look at the mountains.
Look at the clouds.
Look at that.
Look at it.
Now respecting.
That's Lizzo's house.
$26 million.
You know what the property taxes on that?
A year in California?
Just the property taxes on that bitch.
Man, imagine how much he has to pay the pool guy when he comes out.
That ain't a $50 pool.
You know, like when they come to my house, hey, here you go, $50.
Lizzo's pool?
She ain't paying that man $50.
Look at it.
If she is paying him $50, he's a slave.
Yeah, there ain't nobody being oppressed in this country.
The only people that's been oppressed in this country is people doing it to themselves.
People walk around here thinking, oh, I'm black.
I can't do this.
I can't do that unless I vote for a damn Democrat.
And then maybe they'll help me get somewhere in my life.
Those people are oppressing themselves.
This is not an oppressive society in America.
And I hate to see black women talk like this.
As successful you are, I mean, it feels like you're being disingenuous.
It's like you're putting out this message, this idea that black people are being oppressed when this is the best country in the world for a black person to live.
Yeah.
I mean, it's like someone's putting you up to this, like you're trying to put out a message to black people so they'll think a certain way, so they'll vote a certain way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You feeling me on this?
I'm feeling you on this.
What I'm trying to tell you, Lizzo, I think you a sellout.
You done sold your soul to the white liberal man.
I think you need some money to pay these damn property taxes in California.
Man, it's just, it's just, man, and I understand you.
Like, there's another picture.
She's got her own private jet.
She's got a private jet.
Yeah, look at that.
That's a Rolls Ross right there, right?
I don't know if that's hers or she paid a drive.
I'm thinking the jet's hers and their cars, hers.
They got the dude wearing the mask.
Look, she got some more of that damn chain action.
She's got some chain action.
Man, that is a whole lot of ass.
Yeah, we have to blur that because she likes to, back in the day, she'll be getting locked up for this shit.
But yeah, somebody that's being oppressed, you should have been locked up for this.
That's indecent exposure right there.
You know who's being oppressed?
Them damn heels you wear.
If they had a mind and a mouth, ah, they being oppressed.
Them staffs being oppressed.
I mean, I think you're like a young girl.
You're a young girl right now.
I mean, you preach like body positivity, which is great.
That's definitely.
They call her a what?
What do they call it?
A body positivity activist.
No, that's a euphemism.
I mean, you are a beautiful woman.
You're a little heavy, though.
A little?
What you using euphemism?
I'm just saying you can lose some weight.
No, but that's her whole message.
Be happy in the body you were born with.
Yeah.
I think people should have high self-esteem and look at themselves in the best light.
But long term, this is not good.
You should, body positivity has always been, you know, healthy.
What you're trying to say, Bossy, body positivity has always been linked to your waistline.
Your longevity has been linked to your waistline.
Yeah.
I mean, you feel good now, but I'm telling you, I'm in my 40s.
The stuff I used to do when I was in my 20s, like you are, man, that is, man.
Well, Keith is trying to say he sees a couple hip replacement surgeries.
I see some knee replacements coming.
I see some bunions in your feature.
She probably, goddamn, everybody gets bunions.
Especially wearing heels with them small feet you got.
Them damn strong ass feet you got.
Yeah, but I'm not going to be like most conservatives.
You're a beautiful woman.
You're a successful woman.
I just hate to see other black women come out here and say these things about our people when you know it's true.
Systemic Racism and Choices00:00:47
Your life is determined by your ideas, your motivation, and your decision making.
You made great ideas.
You've made some unhealthy eating choices, but overall, you've been making some great choices in your life.
And that's why you're successful.
Yeah.
It has nothing to do with your race.
There was once upon a time in this country when it was systemically racist.
Yeah.
People of high color and stuff was, you wouldn't, you didn't get the opportunities that the white people get.
But now this country has totally made a change for the better.
And you're still saying you're being oppressed when you got a private jet, a $26 million house, damn Rolls-Royce, damn helicopters parked outside your shit.