Hodgetwins - Lizzo’s Claims of Oppression Destroyed By The Hodgetwins!
Aired: 2022-09-01
Duration: 08:33


=== Oppressed Black Woman Award (07:46) ===

[00:00:00]  So Lizzo was at the, I don't watch these awards so moments.
[00:00:03]  She was winning an award for her music or something, or video or something like that.
[00:00:07]  You could have fooled me.
[00:00:08]  I thought she won an award for the most oppressed black woman on TV or something.
[00:00:12]  What?
[00:00:13]  I thought she won an award for being the most oppressed black singer.
[00:00:17]  She mentioned while getting her award that she's, man, just watch this stupid video.
[00:00:23]  I don't know what music video for good means, but I do know what your vote means.
[00:00:29]  And that's a fair.
[00:00:31]  Your vote means everything to me.
[00:00:35]  It means everything to making a change in this country.
[00:00:42]  So remember when you're voting for your favorite artist, vote to change some of these laws that are oppressing us.
[00:00:48]  What laws?
[00:00:50]  What laws are you talking about?
[00:00:51]  Are there laws out there preventing big black women from voting?
[00:00:57]  That thing, that contraption she was wearing, looked like you was wearing two black helmets over your breast.
[00:01:02]  Know them Chinaman hats?
[00:01:04]  Them who?
[00:01:04]  Them Chinese hats.
[00:01:05]  Uh-huh.
[00:01:06]  Chinaman be wearing.
[00:01:07]  Oh, it looks like those, huh?
[00:01:08]  Yeah.
[00:01:08]  Chinaman hats.
[00:01:09]  Ain't that cultural appropriation what you're doing?
[00:01:13]  You oppressing Chinese culture.
[00:01:17]  Hey, but seriously, you talk about your, you're insinuating that you're oppressed.
[00:01:21]  I mean, I've never seen an oppressed woman that thick.
[00:01:26]  Yeah, usually they're skinny and sucked up and they're like dying to eat something.
[00:01:30]  It looks like you definitely get more than three square meals a day.
[00:01:33]  And they don't dress like this neither.
[00:01:34]  Yeah, I know.
[00:01:35]  These people are very frugal in the way they dress.
[00:01:37]  Yeah, you wearing a lot of money right now.
[00:01:40]  All that chain action you got going?
[00:01:42]  All that damn chain action you got going.
[00:01:44]  I hope that damn chain don't get caught on nothing because you're going to need damn plastic circuit on your face and your ears.
[00:01:50]  You're going to rip all that shit off.
[00:01:51]  Yeah, it's too risky.
[00:01:53]  What we're trying to say is too risky.
[00:01:55]  You got a beautiful face.
[00:01:56]  You don't.
[00:01:57]  You have a pretty face.
[00:01:58]  Yeah, you're a beautiful woman.
[00:02:00]  You're thick, but you're beautiful.
[00:02:02]  Yeah, you got a...
[00:02:03]  Sister, you got a pretty face.
[00:02:04]  Don't mess that up.
[00:02:05]  I mean, your face is perfect.
[00:02:07]  Nose, the lips, eyes.
[00:02:09]  You have a perfect face.
[00:02:10]  I ain't even bullshitting you.
[00:02:14]  That skin on their face is flawless, too.
[00:02:16]  Yeah, my mama was still alive.
[00:02:18]  She was the first thing that coming out of my Lizzo, man, she's got the beautiful skin.
[00:02:23]  That's the first thing you say.
[00:02:25]  You look like you've been airbrushed.
[00:02:27]  Yeah, but seriously, oppressed.
[00:02:29]  Okay, you talk about we need to vote and change some of these laws that's oppressing us.
[00:02:34]  As a black person, I can't think of any law that's suppressing me right now.
[00:02:37]  So you could have filled everybody in what the hell's going on.
[00:02:40]  Because I like to know how the hell I'm getting oppressed.
[00:02:42]  Yeah.
[00:02:43]  I mean, you keep saying that you're oppressed.
[00:02:46]  Or are you referring to black people as being oppressed?
[00:02:50]  I don't get it.
[00:02:52]  It's impossible.
[00:02:53]  It's an impossibility for you to be oppressed.
[00:02:56]  Look at your house.
[00:02:58]  What is this thing like $27 million?
[00:03:00]  I think it's $26 million.
[00:03:01]  It's up in LA.
[00:03:02]  Look at the view.
[00:03:04]  Man, look at the view.
[00:03:06]  I pause it right there.
[00:03:07]  Man, that is beautiful.
[00:03:08]  Man, look at the mountains back down.
[00:03:11]  Man, Lizzo lives in that house.
[00:03:13]  Look at that sofa.
[00:03:14]  Look at them.
[00:03:16]  Look at them love seats.
[00:03:17]  That's like, I guarantee you them couches about 50 grand, man.
[00:03:22]  At least.
[00:03:23]  That's a title in leather right there.
[00:03:25]  I bet you the pillows on them damn sofas is $50,000 each.
[00:03:28]  Look at the pool.
[00:03:31]  Man, that's a $250,000 pool you got going.
[00:03:35]  Look at that view.
[00:03:36]  Look at the palm tree action.
[00:03:37]  Look at the mountains.
[00:03:38]  Look at the clouds.
[00:03:39]  Look at that.
[00:03:40]  Look at it.
[00:03:42]  Now respecting.
[00:03:44]  That's Lizzo's house.
[00:03:45]  $26 million.
[00:03:47]  You know what the property taxes on that?
[00:03:49]  A year in California?
[00:03:53]  Just the property taxes on that bitch.
[00:03:58]  Man, imagine how much he has to pay the pool guy when he comes out.
[00:04:02]  That ain't a $50 pool.
[00:04:04]  You know, like when they come to my house, hey, here you go, $50.
[00:04:09]  Lizzo's pool?
[00:04:11]  She ain't paying that man $50.
[00:04:13]  Look at it.
[00:04:14]  If she is paying him $50, he's a slave.
[00:04:16]  Yeah, there ain't nobody being oppressed in this country.
[00:04:19]  The only people that's been oppressed in this country is people doing it to themselves.
[00:04:24]  People walk around here thinking, oh, I'm black.
[00:04:27]  I can't do this.
[00:04:28]  I can't do that unless I vote for a damn Democrat.
[00:04:30]  And then maybe they'll help me get somewhere in my life.
[00:04:33]  Those people are oppressing themselves.
[00:04:36]  This is not an oppressive society in America.
[00:04:39]  And I hate to see black women talk like this.
[00:04:42]  As successful you are, I mean, it feels like you're being disingenuous.
[00:04:47]  It's like you're putting out this message, this idea that black people are being oppressed when this is the best country in the world for a black person to live.
[00:04:57]  Yeah.
[00:04:57]  I mean, it's like someone's putting you up to this, like you're trying to put out a message to black people so they'll think a certain way, so they'll vote a certain way.
[00:05:07]  Yeah.
[00:05:08]  Yeah.
[00:05:09]  You feeling me on this?
[00:05:10]  I'm feeling you on this.
[00:05:12]  What I'm trying to tell you, Lizzo, I think you a sellout.
[00:05:16]  You done sold your soul to the white liberal man.
[00:05:21]  I think you need some money to pay these damn property taxes in California.
[00:05:25]  Man, it's just, it's just, man, and I understand you.
[00:05:30]  Like, there's another picture.
[00:05:31]  She's got her own private jet.
[00:05:32]  She's got a private jet.
[00:05:34]  Yeah, look at that.
[00:05:34]  That's a Rolls Ross right there, right?
[00:05:37]  I don't know if that's hers or she paid a drive.
[00:05:40]  I'm thinking the jet's hers and their cars, hers.
[00:05:43]  They got the dude wearing the mask.
[00:05:44]  Look, she got some more of that damn chain action.
[00:05:46]  She's got some chain action.
[00:05:48]  Man, that is a whole lot of ass.
[00:05:51]  Yeah, we have to blur that because she likes to, back in the day, she'll be getting locked up for this shit.
[00:05:56]  But yeah, somebody that's being oppressed, you should have been locked up for this.
[00:05:59]  That's indecent exposure right there.
[00:06:03]  You know who's being oppressed?
[00:06:04]  Them damn heels you wear.
[00:06:07]  If they had a mind and a mouth, ah, they being oppressed.
[00:06:11]  Them staffs being oppressed.
[00:06:14]  I mean, I think you're like a young girl.
[00:06:16]  You're a young girl right now.
[00:06:17]  I mean, you preach like body positivity, which is great.
[00:06:22]  That's definitely.
[00:06:23]  They call her a what?
[00:06:24]  What do they call it?
[00:06:25]  A body positivity activist.
[00:06:27]  No, that's a euphemism.
[00:06:30]  I mean, you are a beautiful woman.
[00:06:31]  You're a little heavy, though.
[00:06:33]  A little?
[00:06:34]  What you using euphemism?
[00:06:37]  I'm just saying you can lose some weight.
[00:06:39]  No, but that's her whole message.
[00:06:41]  Be happy in the body you were born with.
[00:06:44]  Yeah.
[00:06:45]  I think people should have high self-esteem and look at themselves in the best light.
[00:06:50]  But long term, this is not good.
[00:06:52]  You should, body positivity has always been, you know, healthy.
[00:06:58]  What you're trying to say, Bossy, body positivity has always been linked to your waistline.
[00:07:03]  Your longevity has been linked to your waistline.
[00:07:06]  Yeah.
[00:07:06]  I mean, you feel good now, but I'm telling you, I'm in my 40s.
[00:07:10]  The stuff I used to do when I was in my 20s, like you are, man, that is, man.
[00:07:15]  Well, Keith is trying to say he sees a couple hip replacement surgeries.
[00:07:20]  I see some knee replacements coming.
[00:07:22]  I see some bunions in your feature.
[00:07:25]  She probably, goddamn, everybody gets bunions.
[00:07:28]  Especially wearing heels with them small feet you got.
[00:07:32]  Them damn strong ass feet you got.
[00:07:34]  Yeah, but I'm not going to be like most conservatives.
[00:07:36]  You're a beautiful woman.
[00:07:37]  You're a successful woman.
[00:07:38]  I just hate to see other black women come out here and say these things about our people when you know it's true.

=== Systemic Racism and Choices (00:47) ===

[00:07:46]  Your life is determined by your ideas, your motivation, and your decision making.
[00:07:53]  You made great ideas.
[00:07:54]  You've made some unhealthy eating choices, but overall, you've been making some great choices in your life.
[00:08:00]  And that's why you're successful.
[00:08:01]  Yeah.
[00:08:02]  It has nothing to do with your race.
[00:08:03]  There was once upon a time in this country when it was systemically racist.
[00:08:06]  Yeah.
[00:08:07]  People of high color and stuff was, you wouldn't, you didn't get the opportunities that the white people get.
[00:08:12]  But now this country has totally made a change for the better.
[00:08:16]  And you're still saying you're being oppressed when you got a private jet, a $26 million house, damn Rolls-Royce, damn helicopters parked outside your shit.
[00:08:29]  This is crazy.
[00:08:31]  That was a damn good show.