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Aug. 29, 2022 - Hodgetwins
05:43
Gay Men Infect Their Dog With Monkeypox

Hodgetwins dissect a Paris case where two men allegedly infected their greyhound with monkeypox via close contact, including licking sores and exposure to bodily fluids. The hosts debate transmission vectors, shifting from general skin-to-skin contact to asserting that anal and oral intercourse drives global spread. They criticize experts for downplaying sexual transmission to protect the gay community, while warning of potential viral mutations and labeling the owners as irresponsible. Ultimately, the segment highlights how stigma and misinformation complicate public health responses to zoonotic diseases. [Automatically generated summary]

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Monkeypox and the Dog Bed 00:02:22
The World Health Organization calls on people infected with monkeypox to avoid exposing animals to the virus.
That's after the medical journal of the land said before last week the first case of human-to-dog transmission between two men and their greyhound in Paris.
The WHO warns, while the transmission of the virus to a dog is not unusual, there is some concern that it could mutate.
It could mutate.
So it turns out two gay men, homosexuals, they infected that dog with monkeypox.
Yeah, man, y'all a little bit too close to y'all's dog.
Well, dogs, they like to jump into bed with you.
Well, that's not how you get monkeypox, though, man.
You got to get some mushroom tips also.
That dog had to be licking at sores or something.
Now, they claim that.
These two homosexuals are unfit to have pets.
You got monkeypox, and you let this dog jump into bed with you.
You got all this monkeypox-infected semen in the bed.
Blood.
And you got the dog licking your sores.
That's how that dog got it.
Dog just ain't going to get monkeypox laying in the bed.
He had to come in contact with some infected semen or something.
Poor dog.
Man, y'all was some irresponsible gay parents of dogs, man.
No, well, you know, ain't nothing.
You got monkeypox.
You let the dog get in the bed with you?
I mean, what is wrong with you people?
Well, dogs just do whatever they want.
They don't really.
No, but they got monkeypox.
They have the responsibility.
They have the duty as pet owners to protect that dog.
Y'all up in the bed spreading monkeypox.
Y'all let the dog jump in the bed with you?
Yeah, they both got monkeypox, by the way.
You know them dogs.
They just licking their souls.
They just in the house just having sex, just re-infecting each other every like couple hours.
I've been to people's houses where they got dogs and the houses are like extremely clean.
It smells good.
I bet you when you walk into these guys' house, I bet you smell like a zoo in there.
Oh man, that's messed up.
No, gay.
No, it has nothing to do with that.
The dog got monkeypox.
They just spreading all this damn, you got all this damn monkeypox plus, all this semen, all this blood, all these secretions, and they got the dog.
Do you know that house smell like a damn zoo?
I knew what that house smell like.
Bet it smell like monkeypox in there.
Shut up.
Spreading Pox Through Licking Souls 00:03:20
And you know what?
It turns out.
Pull this article up.
I'm going to read this.
For the longing pox spreading whores.
Yeah, for the longest, they was trying to say anybody can get monkeypox.
It's just skin to skin contact.
It's not an STD.
Yes.
Yeah, it's true.
Skin to skin contact.
You got to come in contact with some foreskin.
They left the four out.
They just put skin in there.
They forgot to put foreskin.
Let me read this.
Look, sex between men, not skin contact, is fueling monkeypox, new research suggests.
Everybody already knew that.
Y'all just didn't want this evil stigma around.
Yeah, watch out.
So y'all, watch out why y'all did that's because y'all tried to protect the gay community.
But y'all end up harming gay people.
Yeah.
Oh, don't touch them.
Just don't suck.
Touch them.
Look, he almost sticking your mouth.
Don't touch my arm.
I got monkeypox sores.
Oh, oh, don't.
Oh, I got monkeypox on my legs.
Don't touch right there.
But you can go ahead and slam it in my ass.
Let me read the article.
I mean, anybody with common sense, if you got monkeypox, it's got to be in your saliva.
It has to be in your semen.
Look, since the outset of the global monkeypox outbreak in May, public health and infectious disease experts have told the public that the virus is largely transmitting through skin-to-skin contact, in particular during sex between men.
So it's not just butt ramming.
It's sodomy.
It's butt ramming.
Now, however, now however, an expanding cadre of experts has come to believe that sex between men itself, both anal as well as oral intercourse, oral intercourse.
Ain't no such thing.
Oral intercourse.
I'm going to call it what you call it in the Bible, sodomy.
It is likely the main...
Look.
Or getting sucked off.
Like, that's what I like.
I like saying getting sucked off.
Look, both anal as well as oral intercourse.
Sucked off.
They mean sucked off.
It's likely the main driver of global monkeypox transmission.
The skin contact that comes with sex, these experts say is probably much less of a risk factor.
So I'm not saying it's a sexual transmitted disease.
Yeah, and these are the experts.
They knew this all along.
They just tried to protect the gay community.
Yeah.
From un Oh, I just cover up all these monkeypox chores, but we can still have sex.
Yeah, how many times you've seen people on monkeypox?
It's like a badge of honor for the gay community.
Look, I got monkeypox, and he's just got a ring of swords all around his mouth.
Everybody with common sense, like, yeah, that dude sucked the wrong mushroom tip.
Yeah, monkeypox, how can it be isolated just around your mouth?
And just dudes getting it.
Sexually transmitted disease.
And everybody on TikTok, oh, y'all, homophobic, it's not an STD.
Anybody can get it.
All you got to do is they touch something, then you come and touch something.
That's how it spreads.
But everybody's getting this gay.
Yeah.
I even seen a gay couple give it to a kid.
Yeah, I know.
That's disgusting.
That was a damn good show.
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