Hodgetwins - Gay Men Infect Their Dog With Monkeypox
Aired: 2022-08-29
Duration: 05:43


=== Monkeypox and the Dog Bed (02:22) ===

[00:00:00]  The World Health Organization calls on people infected with monkeypox to avoid exposing animals to the virus.
[00:00:06]  That's after the medical journal of the land said before last week the first case of human-to-dog transmission between two men and their greyhound in Paris.
[00:00:14]  The WHO warns, while the transmission of the virus to a dog is not unusual, there is some concern that it could mutate.
[00:00:22]  It could mutate.
[00:00:26]  So it turns out two gay men, homosexuals, they infected that dog with monkeypox.
[00:00:33]  Yeah, man, y'all a little bit too close to y'all's dog.
[00:00:36]  Well, dogs, they like to jump into bed with you.
[00:00:39]  Well, that's not how you get monkeypox, though, man.
[00:00:41]  You got to get some mushroom tips also.
[00:00:43]  That dog had to be licking at sores or something.
[00:00:47]  Now, they claim that.
[00:00:48]  These two homosexuals are unfit to have pets.
[00:00:50]  You got monkeypox, and you let this dog jump into bed with you.
[00:00:53]  You got all this monkeypox-infected semen in the bed.
[00:00:57]  Blood.
[00:00:58]  And you got the dog licking your sores.
[00:00:59]  That's how that dog got it.
[00:01:01]  Dog just ain't going to get monkeypox laying in the bed.
[00:01:03]  He had to come in contact with some infected semen or something.
[00:01:08]  Poor dog.
[00:01:11]  Man, y'all was some irresponsible gay parents of dogs, man.
[00:01:16]  No, well, you know, ain't nothing.
[00:01:17]  You got monkeypox.
[00:01:18]  You let the dog get in the bed with you?
[00:01:21]  I mean, what is wrong with you people?
[00:01:24]  Well, dogs just do whatever they want.
[00:01:26]  They don't really.
[00:01:27]  No, but they got monkeypox.
[00:01:29]  They have the responsibility.
[00:01:30]  They have the duty as pet owners to protect that dog.
[00:01:34]  Y'all up in the bed spreading monkeypox.
[00:01:37]  Y'all let the dog jump in the bed with you?
[00:01:39]  Yeah, they both got monkeypox, by the way.
[00:01:41]  You know them dogs.
[00:01:42]  They just licking their souls.
[00:01:43]  They just in the house just having sex, just re-infecting each other every like couple hours.
[00:01:49]  I've been to people's houses where they got dogs and the houses are like extremely clean.
[00:01:54]  It smells good.
[00:01:55]  I bet you when you walk into these guys' house, I bet you smell like a zoo in there.
[00:01:59]  Oh man, that's messed up.
[00:02:01]  No, gay.
[00:02:02]  No, it has nothing to do with that.
[00:02:03]  The dog got monkeypox.
[00:02:04]  They just spreading all this damn, you got all this damn monkeypox plus, all this semen, all this blood, all these secretions, and they got the dog.
[00:02:13]  Do you know that house smell like a damn zoo?
[00:02:15]  I knew what that house smell like.
[00:02:18]  Bet it smell like monkeypox in there.
[00:02:21]  Shut up.

=== Spreading Pox Through Licking Souls (03:20) ===

[00:02:22]  And you know what?
[00:02:23]  It turns out.
[00:02:25]  Pull this article up.
[00:02:26]  I'm going to read this.
[00:02:27]  For the longing pox spreading whores.
[00:02:30]  Yeah, for the longest, they was trying to say anybody can get monkeypox.
[00:02:35]  It's just skin to skin contact.
[00:02:37]  It's not an STD.
[00:02:39]  Yes.
[00:02:39]  Yeah, it's true.
[00:02:40]  Skin to skin contact.
[00:02:42]  You got to come in contact with some foreskin.
[00:02:46]  They left the four out.
[00:02:48]  They just put skin in there.
[00:02:50]  They forgot to put foreskin.
[00:02:52]  Let me read this.
[00:02:54]  Look, sex between men, not skin contact, is fueling monkeypox, new research suggests.
[00:03:01]  Everybody already knew that.
[00:03:02]  Y'all just didn't want this evil stigma around.
[00:03:05]  Yeah, watch out.
[00:03:06]  So y'all, watch out why y'all did that's because y'all tried to protect the gay community.
[00:03:10]  But y'all end up harming gay people.
[00:03:12]  Yeah.
[00:03:12]  Oh, don't touch them.
[00:03:14]  Just don't suck.
[00:03:15]  Touch them.
[00:03:15]  Look, he almost sticking your mouth.
[00:03:17]  Don't touch my arm.
[00:03:18]  I got monkeypox sores.
[00:03:19]  Oh, oh, don't.
[00:03:20]  Oh, I got monkeypox on my legs.
[00:03:22]  Don't touch right there.
[00:03:23]  But you can go ahead and slam it in my ass.
[00:03:29]  Let me read the article.
[00:03:30]  I mean, anybody with common sense, if you got monkeypox, it's got to be in your saliva.
[00:03:34]  It has to be in your semen.
[00:03:37]  Look, since the outset of the global monkeypox outbreak in May, public health and infectious disease experts have told the public that the virus is largely transmitting through skin-to-skin contact, in particular during sex between men.
[00:03:52]  So it's not just butt ramming.
[00:03:56]  It's sodomy.
[00:03:58]  It's butt ramming.
[00:03:59]  Now, however, now however, an expanding cadre of experts has come to believe that sex between men itself, both anal as well as oral intercourse, oral intercourse.
[00:04:12]  Ain't no such thing.
[00:04:13]  Oral intercourse.
[00:04:15]  I'm going to call it what you call it in the Bible, sodomy.
[00:04:19]  It is likely the main...
[00:04:20]  Look.
[00:04:21]  Or getting sucked off.
[00:04:22]  Like, that's what I like.
[00:04:24]  I like saying getting sucked off.
[00:04:25]  Look, both anal as well as oral intercourse.
[00:04:29]  Sucked off.
[00:04:29]  They mean sucked off.
[00:04:31]  It's likely the main driver of global monkeypox transmission.
[00:04:35]  The skin contact that comes with sex, these experts say is probably much less of a risk factor.
[00:04:42]  So I'm not saying it's a sexual transmitted disease.
[00:04:46]  Yeah, and these are the experts.
[00:04:48]  They knew this all along.
[00:04:49]  They just tried to protect the gay community.
[00:04:51]  Yeah.
[00:04:52]  From un Oh, I just cover up all these monkeypox chores, but we can still have sex.
[00:04:57]  Yeah, how many times you've seen people on monkeypox?
[00:04:59]  It's like a badge of honor for the gay community.
[00:05:01]  Look, I got monkeypox, and he's just got a ring of swords all around his mouth.
[00:05:05]  Everybody with common sense, like, yeah, that dude sucked the wrong mushroom tip.
[00:05:09]  Yeah, monkeypox, how can it be isolated just around your mouth?
[00:05:13]  And just dudes getting it.
[00:05:19]  Sexually transmitted disease.
[00:05:21]  And everybody on TikTok, oh, y'all, homophobic, it's not an STD.
[00:05:26]  Anybody can get it.
[00:05:27]  All you got to do is they touch something, then you come and touch something.
[00:05:30]  That's how it spreads.
[00:05:31]  But everybody's getting this gay.
[00:05:34]  Yeah.
[00:05:34]  I even seen a gay couple give it to a kid.
[00:05:37]  Yeah, I know.
[00:05:39]  That's disgusting.
[00:05:41]  That was a damn good show.