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Aug. 17, 2022 - Hodgetwins
09:26
Madonna Says Her Adopted Black Son Wears Dresses Better Than Her
# white house adoption sexual orientation race and masculinity black boy masculinity celebrity adoption charlize theron david disney donald trump jimmy fallon joe biden late night talk shows madonna mainstream media criticism netflix

Hodgetwins critique Madonna's appearance on Jimmy Fallon, specifically her claim that her adopted Black son, David, dresses better than her. They argue this reflects a harmful pattern where wealthy white celebrities adopt Black children, allegedly damaging their masculinity and sexuality by teaching them to wear women's clothing. The hosts link this behavior to broader societal issues, asserting that upbringing dictates sexuality just as it can teach hatred, while simultaneously promoting their merchandise and attacking mainstream media giants like Disney and Netflix for ignoring political realities in favor of celebrity gossip. [Automatically generated summary]

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All right, so I was watching this.
I was watching Madonna.
It was a Jimmy Fallon show, right?
I wasn't actually watching TV.
I saw it on a blog post because I don't watch Jimmy Fallon.
Why?
You a hater.
That's why.
Yeah, I'm a hater.
I ain't gonna lie, I am a hater.
I'm not into those late night politics shows.
Eddie, she left, man.
Two left, and they just...
Yeah.
They used to be funny, man.
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And then y'all just laugh at stuff that's not funny.
The whole show, y'all laughing, and ain't shit funny.
It's a laugh track, Eddie.
No, it's just them laughing at each other's stupid jokes.
Guess Jimmy Fallon's just whack.
He ain't whack, man.
That dude.
Stop hating on Jimmy, man.
You hating on Jimmy.
Jimmy's big time.
So Jimmy had Madonna on.
How old is Madonna?
137?
Not that old.
She was hot and sex when I was in high school, man.
I mean, she getting up there.
She's starting to like share with all that damn plastic surgery.
A couple surges away from looking like Lil Kim.
Keep it up.
I mean, them cheekbones getting higher and higher.
Got them predator cheekbones.
You gotta watch that predator.
But anyway, ain't nothing wrong with getting a little Botox in your lips.
Yeah.
Get your eyelashes done.
Your what?
But no, man, when your cheeks, when your cheekbones are hot in your eyebrows, you're doing too much.
Hey, let me say something.
It's okay to age, though, man.
You ain't got to stay young forever.
You could be a cougar and be sexy and attractive.
Yeah, let me say something.
Well, go on and say it.
Well, Jimmy, they started talking about Madonna's son.
That's why she adopted a black boy.
Yeah, see, I didn't know that until I started doing research.
I remember that, man.
She adopted a kid in Africa, man.
She saved a black kid from Africa at the year one from one of the poorest, I think the poorest country in Africa.
Yeah, and I saved that boy.
Good for her, man, because from what I heard his story, man, that kid's father actually dropped him off at the orphanage.
Yeah.
Man, that just makes black men look horrible.
Well, at least he took him somewhere.
He just didn't get up and say, I'm going to the store.
I'll be right back.
Yeah, at least he did that, man.
He gave the kid a chance.
But Madonna.
He did way more than the niggas here in the market door.
But Madonna discovered him in the orphanage.
His name is David.
That's a beautiful thing.
And she's on day on Jimmy Fowler.
She starts talking about how he's very talented.
He can sing.
Yes, he's good, man.
He's in a lot of stuff.
And she starts saying how he dresses better than her.
Uh-oh.
And that he even wears her clothes.
And he looks better than her in her clothes.
Oh, man.
Don't say that.
Why don't you say that?
Boy, she...
He was raised by Madonna.
He didn't rip this.
He ain't got a father in his life.
Oh, the only dad he got dropped him off at the orphanage.
So I'm going to show you some pictures.
This is what he looks like.
Well, show the interview, man.
No, hold on.
Show the interview.
On Jimmy Fallon.
Okay.
No, forget it.
No, man, I want to see the interview, man.
You got to see it.
I want to see it, too.
But tell him I said hi, will you?
He's fixed music now, too.
He's gonna end up being one of your guests.
He is, right?
He's got something.
He's got it.
Something?
He's athletic.
He's a good-looking.
He can't put on any outfit and look swag as, you know, what?
Yeah.
Does he ever give you a dress?
She wears night clothes and looks better in them.
How does he put it?
He can even wear a dress and look butch.
Ooh.
You hear the audience laughing at her?
Stupid jokes.
He puts on a dress and looks better than her.
So I want you to see the picture.
I seriously doubt that.
Even you look how old are you?
137?
I guarantee you look better than him in a dress.
How much you would have bet?
How much you would have bet?
Hey, let me say something.
I already know he's going to look crazy in a dress.
I already know he's going to look crazy.
Show the picture when she saved him from that.
Yeah, look at the...
Look at the white savior.
Look at the kid.
He's like, yeah, I got me a white mama.
You don't need no black man for no daddy.
I hit the jackpot.
I got white people now.
But that's him now.
Woo!
Look at that chest.
Look at them cheekbones on Madonna.
They're almost gone.
See, see, see, you did that boy wrong.
Dog, she saved him.
Saved him from what?
From poverty, disease, countless other natural disasters.
Man, she took his masculinity, though.
Well, sexuality.
That's the most valuable thing a man has.
It's his masculinity.
He still got it.
She stole his masculinity.
No, that's what happens when you get raised by a rich white woman.
Like a virgin.
Ooh.
That's what happens when that woman raises a black kid safe from Africa.
Yeah, man.
Your pecs do not go with that red dress.
Well, pull that picture up again.
The one with the pecs.
See?
We got some broad shoulders on him, too.
Got some nice broad shoulders on him.
You got some gold chain action.
The chains, I'm digging the chains, the ring, the gold chains.
You got some pecs.
You're a fit guy.
But why are you wearing a dress?
And you're wearing a V-neck.
Well, he wears a lot of stuff that's like considered gender fluid.
Ain't nothing gender fluid about that.
Only a woman should wear that.
You can say gender fluid all you want.
Only females wear stuff like that.
What is up with these famous white celebrities saving black kids and making them into homosexuals?
Flaming homosexual.
Like trans homosexuals.
Nothing barn there homosexuals.
Charlie's theron.
I wouldn't have nothing to say, man, if he was a gay male and he dressed sharp, but he dressed like a dude, you know?
But you got a V-neck and a dress all the way down to your...
Yeah, let me show Charlie's theron adopted a little black boy, but now that little black boy is a black girl.
Wow.
That's nice.
There you go.
Look at that.
Now, the girl, her girl that she adopted is in the pink panties.
No, that's the boy.
He's wearing the pink panties.
But it's a girl now.
No, he's still a boy.
Look at the little girl.
She's like, what is going on?
I remember you.
You was a boy.
What's up with these famous white celebrities?
Going down to Africa, stealing black kids and turning them into homosexuals.
Won't y'all stick to y'all's own kind?
Won't you go to Europe, get you some white kids and turn them gay?
We need all the masculine, strong black men we can get.
No, I want to get serious on this.
Sexuality, your sexuality can be taught.
Like I was raised in a home with a mom and dad.
If Pete Booty Jiggs and his husband adopted me and Kevin at like three years old, I guarantee you we would be some homosexuals right now.
Yeah.
You would be claiming homosexuals.
We'd be doing that gay incest stuff.
I wouldn't be doing all that.
Sucking each other off.
I'm a shoe to bet.
Hell no.
You be the gayest twins on earth.
Be 69 in each other every night.
That's saying something because I'm not gay.
No, sexuality.
It can be taught to you.
There's a reason why a majority of the population is straight.
It's because you were raised to be straight.
I'm telling you, you heard it here first.
Sexuality can be taught like hatred can be taught.
Serious.
Like when pedophiles rape little kids, a lot of those kids grow up.
Because of that experience, they do it to little kids.
Sexuality is taught.
Yeah.
Hatred, sexuality, evil can be taught, man.
Yeah, so for you straight people out there, y'all think those gay people are sick, just be glad you was raised by a good, straight couple.
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