Hodgetwins - Madonna Says Her Adopted Black Son Wears Dresses Better Than Her
Aired: 2022-08-17
Duration: 09:26


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[00:00:38]  All right, so I was watching this.
[00:00:39]  I was watching Madonna.
[00:00:41]  It was a Jimmy Fallon show, right?
[00:00:42]  I wasn't actually watching TV.
[00:00:44]  I saw it on a blog post because I don't watch Jimmy Fallon.
[00:00:47]  Why?
[00:00:48]  You a hater.
[00:00:48]  That's why.
[00:00:49]  Yeah, I'm a hater.
[00:00:50]  I ain't gonna lie, I am a hater.
[00:00:55]  I'm not into those late night politics shows.
[00:00:57]  Eddie, she left, man.
[00:00:58]  Two left, and they just...
[00:00:59]  Yeah.
[00:01:00]  They used to be funny, man.
[00:01:01]  They used to make fun of both sides.
[00:01:02]  Now they just make fun of Trump.
[00:01:04]  I just find...
[00:01:05]  You have so much more better material if you make fun of Biden.
[00:01:10]  He's common sense.
[00:01:11]  He writes all your jokes for you.
[00:01:12]  He makes it easier.
[00:01:13]  And then y'all just laugh at stuff that's not funny.
[00:01:16]  The whole show, y'all laughing, and ain't shit funny.
[00:01:19]  It's a laugh track, Eddie.
[00:01:20]  No, it's just them laughing at each other's stupid jokes.
[00:01:24]  Guess Jimmy Fallon's just whack.
[00:01:26]  He ain't whack, man.
[00:01:27]  That dude.
[00:01:28]  Stop hating on Jimmy, man.
[00:01:30]  You hating on Jimmy.
[00:01:32]  Jimmy's big time.
[00:01:34]  So Jimmy had Madonna on.
[00:01:37]  How old is Madonna?
[00:01:38]  137?
[00:01:40]  Not that old.
[00:01:40]  She was hot and sex when I was in high school, man.
[00:01:42]  I mean, she getting up there.
[00:01:43]  She's starting to like share with all that damn plastic surgery.
[00:01:46]  A couple surges away from looking like Lil Kim.
[00:01:49]  Keep it up.
[00:01:51]  I mean, them cheekbones getting higher and higher.
[00:01:55]  Got them predator cheekbones.
[00:01:57]  You gotta watch that predator.
[00:02:00]  But anyway, ain't nothing wrong with getting a little Botox in your lips.
[00:02:03]  Yeah.
[00:02:04]  Get your eyelashes done.
[00:02:06]  Your what?
[00:02:06]  But no, man, when your cheeks, when your cheekbones are hot in your eyebrows, you're doing too much.
[00:02:13]  Hey, let me say something.
[00:02:14]  It's okay to age, though, man.
[00:02:16]  You ain't got to stay young forever.
[00:02:17]  You could be a cougar and be sexy and attractive.
[00:02:20]  Yeah, let me say something.
[00:02:21]  Well, go on and say it.
[00:02:22]  Well, Jimmy, they started talking about Madonna's son.
[00:02:25]  That's why she adopted a black boy.
[00:02:27]  Yeah, see, I didn't know that until I started doing research.
[00:02:29]  I remember that, man.
[00:02:30]  She adopted a kid in Africa, man.
[00:02:32]  She saved a black kid from Africa at the year one from one of the poorest, I think the poorest country in Africa.
[00:02:40]  Yeah, and I saved that boy.
[00:02:42]  Good for her, man, because from what I heard his story, man, that kid's father actually dropped him off at the orphanage.
[00:02:48]  Yeah.
[00:02:48]  Man, that just makes black men look horrible.
[00:02:51]  Well, at least he took him somewhere.
[00:02:53]  He just didn't get up and say, I'm going to the store.
[00:02:56]  I'll be right back.
[00:02:56]  Yeah, at least he did that, man.
[00:02:58]  He gave the kid a chance.
[00:03:00]  But Madonna.
[00:03:02]  He did way more than the niggas here in the market door.
[00:03:07]  But Madonna discovered him in the orphanage.
[00:03:09]  His name is David.
[00:03:11]  That's a beautiful thing.
[00:03:11]  And she's on day on Jimmy Fowler.
[00:03:13]  She starts talking about how he's very talented.
[00:03:16]  He can sing.
[00:03:16]  Yes, he's good, man.
[00:03:17]  He's in a lot of stuff.
[00:03:19]  And she starts saying how he dresses better than her.
[00:03:23]  Uh-oh.
[00:03:24]  And that he even wears her clothes.
[00:03:27]  And he looks better than her in her clothes.
[00:03:30]  Oh, man.
[00:03:31]  Don't say that.
[00:03:33]  Why don't you say that?
[00:03:36]  Boy, she...
[00:03:38]  He was raised by Madonna.
[00:03:39]  He didn't rip this.
[00:03:40]  He ain't got a father in his life.
[00:03:42]  Oh, the only dad he got dropped him off at the orphanage.
[00:03:44]  So I'm going to show you some pictures.
[00:03:45]  This is what he looks like.
[00:03:46]  Well, show the interview, man.
[00:03:48]  No, hold on.
[00:03:48]  Show the interview.
[00:03:50]  On Jimmy Fallon.
[00:03:51]  Okay.
[00:03:52]  No, forget it.
[00:03:53]  No, man, I want to see the interview, man.
[00:03:55]  You got to see it.
[00:03:55]  I want to see it, too.
[00:03:59]  But tell him I said hi, will you?
[00:04:00]  He's fixed music now, too.
[00:04:01]  He's gonna end up being one of your guests.
[00:04:03]  He is, right?
[00:04:04]  He's got something.
[00:04:04]  He's got it.
[00:04:05]  Something?
[00:04:06]  He's athletic.
[00:04:07]  He's a good-looking.
[00:04:08]  He can't put on any outfit and look swag as, you know, what?
[00:04:11]  Yeah.
[00:04:12]  Does he ever give you a dress?
[00:04:13]  She wears night clothes and looks better in them.
[00:04:16]  How does he put it?
[00:04:16]  He can even wear a dress and look butch.
[00:04:18]  Ooh.
[00:04:20]  You hear the audience laughing at her?
[00:04:21]  Stupid jokes.
[00:04:23]  He puts on a dress and looks better than her.
[00:04:25]  So I want you to see the picture.
[00:04:26]  I seriously doubt that.
[00:04:29]  Even you look how old are you?
[00:04:30]  137?
[00:04:31]  I guarantee you look better than him in a dress.
[00:04:33]  How much you would have bet?
[00:04:35]  How much you would have bet?
[00:04:36]  Hey, let me say something.
[00:04:37]  I already know he's going to look crazy in a dress.
[00:04:40]  I already know he's going to look crazy.
[00:04:41]  Show the picture when she saved him from that.
[00:04:44]  Yeah, look at the...
[00:04:46]  Look at the white savior.
[00:04:48]  Look at the kid.
[00:04:48]  He's like, yeah, I got me a white mama.
[00:04:51]  You don't need no black man for no daddy.
[00:04:53]  I hit the jackpot.
[00:04:54]  I got white people now.
[00:04:56]  But that's him now.
[00:04:57]  Woo!
[00:04:59]  Look at that chest.
[00:05:00]  Look at them cheekbones on Madonna.
[00:05:03]  They're almost gone.
[00:05:04]  See, see, see, you did that boy wrong.
[00:05:08]  Dog, she saved him.
[00:05:09]  Saved him from what?
[00:05:11]  From poverty, disease, countless other natural disasters.
[00:05:19]  Man, she took his masculinity, though.
[00:05:21]  Well, sexuality.
[00:05:22]  That's the most valuable thing a man has.
[00:05:25]  It's his masculinity.
[00:05:27]  He still got it.
[00:05:27]  She stole his masculinity.
[00:05:29]  No, that's what happens when you get raised by a rich white woman.
[00:05:34]  Like a virgin.
[00:05:37]  Ooh.
[00:05:38]  That's what happens when that woman raises a black kid safe from Africa.
[00:05:43]  Yeah, man.
[00:05:43]  Your pecs do not go with that red dress.
[00:05:46]  Well, pull that picture up again.
[00:05:48]  The one with the pecs.
[00:05:50]  See?
[00:05:51]  We got some broad shoulders on him, too.
[00:05:53]  Got some nice broad shoulders on him.
[00:05:55]  You got some gold chain action.
[00:05:57]  The chains, I'm digging the chains, the ring, the gold chains.
[00:06:00]  You got some pecs.
[00:06:02]  You're a fit guy.
[00:06:03]  But why are you wearing a dress?
[00:06:05]  And you're wearing a V-neck.
[00:06:06]  Well, he wears a lot of stuff that's like considered gender fluid.
[00:06:10]  Ain't nothing gender fluid about that.
[00:06:12]  Only a woman should wear that.
[00:06:13]  You can say gender fluid all you want.
[00:06:15]  Only females wear stuff like that.
[00:06:17]  What is up with these famous white celebrities saving black kids and making them into homosexuals?
[00:06:24]  Flaming homosexual.
[00:06:27]  Like trans homosexuals.
[00:06:29]  Nothing barn there homosexuals.
[00:06:31]  Charlie's theron.
[00:06:34]  I wouldn't have nothing to say, man, if he was a gay male and he dressed sharp, but he dressed like a dude, you know?
[00:06:40]  But you got a V-neck and a dress all the way down to your...
[00:06:44]  Yeah, let me show Charlie's theron adopted a little black boy, but now that little black boy is a black girl.
[00:06:51]  Wow.
[00:06:52]  That's nice.
[00:06:54]  There you go.
[00:06:54]  Look at that.
[00:06:55]  Now, the girl, her girl that she adopted is in the pink panties.
[00:06:59]  No, that's the boy.
[00:07:01]  He's wearing the pink panties.
[00:07:02]  But it's a girl now.
[00:07:04]  No, he's still a boy.
[00:07:05]  Look at the little girl.
[00:07:06]  She's like, what is going on?
[00:07:10]  I remember you.
[00:07:11]  You was a boy.
[00:07:16]  What's up with these famous white celebrities?
[00:07:18]  Going down to Africa, stealing black kids and turning them into homosexuals.
[00:07:22]  Won't y'all stick to y'all's own kind?
[00:07:25]  Won't you go to Europe, get you some white kids and turn them gay?
[00:07:28]  We need all the masculine, strong black men we can get.
[00:07:31]  No, I want to get serious on this.
[00:07:34]  Sexuality, your sexuality can be taught.
[00:07:37]  Like I was raised in a home with a mom and dad.
[00:07:40]  If Pete Booty Jiggs and his husband adopted me and Kevin at like three years old, I guarantee you we would be some homosexuals right now.
[00:07:48]  Yeah.
[00:07:49]  You would be claiming homosexuals.
[00:07:50]  We'd be doing that gay incest stuff.
[00:07:53]  I wouldn't be doing all that.
[00:07:55]  Sucking each other off.
[00:07:59]  I'm a shoe to bet.
[00:08:01]  Hell no.
[00:08:02]  You be the gayest twins on earth.
[00:08:06]  Be 69 in each other every night.
[00:08:09]  That's saying something because I'm not gay.
[00:08:11]  No, sexuality.
[00:08:12]  It can be taught to you.
[00:08:13]  There's a reason why a majority of the population is straight.
[00:08:15]  It's because you were raised to be straight.
[00:08:17]  I'm telling you, you heard it here first.
[00:08:19]  Sexuality can be taught like hatred can be taught.
[00:08:24]  Serious.
[00:08:25]  Like when pedophiles rape little kids, a lot of those kids grow up.
[00:08:29]  Because of that experience, they do it to little kids.
[00:08:32]  Sexuality is taught.
[00:08:33]  Yeah.
[00:08:34]  Hatred, sexuality, evil can be taught, man.
[00:08:38]  Yeah, so for you straight people out there, y'all think those gay people are sick, just be glad you was raised by a good, straight couple.
[00:08:47]  That was a damn good show.
[00:08:49]  Damn good show.
[00:08:51]  Damn good show.
[00:08:52]  White people.

=== Sexuality Can Be Taught (00:30) ===

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