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Aug. 14, 2022 - Hodgetwins
08:15
Joe Biden's Handshaking Incident Again..
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Joe Biden is scrutinized as a "walking geriatric patient" for his awkward handshake with Donald Trump, which hosts argue signals cognitive decline. The critique extends to his disheveled exit from an aircraft, noting mismatched Nike tracksuits and penny loafers, while questioning why he wears a mask unlike his wife or nearby Marines, suggesting lingering COVID illness. Ultimately, the segment frames these incidents as evidence of presidential frailty, contrasting them with patriotic business promotions. [Automatically generated summary]

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Well, Joe did it again.
Yeah, I mean, his antics are weird.
He looks like an old, feeble man that deserves to be in a convalescent home.
He's a walking.
You can't say this man is spry.
He's a walking geriatrics.
A walking what?
Geriatrics patient.
Geriatrics.
He's a walking geriatric patient.
Yeah.
Why are you putting geriatrics?
Patient.
I'm emphasizing it.
Geriatrics.
Geriatric.
Take that.
Geriatric.
There you go.
I'm trying to put an S on it.
Yeah.
You sound like a fucking geriatric.
Geriatric.
He looked like a geriatric patient, man.
But anyway, look at this video.
This dude, it's something up with this hand action he got going.
It's something up with him, period, man.
Y'all said Trump was not, you know, mentally fit to...
Y'all said he was getting old.
They was losing his cognitive.
Yeah, that he wasn't physically able to be president or mentally fit, but he's playing golf.
This dude can't even ride a bicycle.
Yeah, Dave saying Trump was on a, he was showing signs of cognitive decline.
Yeah.
What do you look at this?
Shakes his hand.
Brother sweating.
You see him bring that napkin.
He's big as hell.
Look at Joe.
Now our great speaker, our partner.
Joe's like, wait a minute.
I think I already shook his hand.
Let me see that again.
Because he drops his hand, but he brings it back up like he's...
He sounded like he's going to shake his hand for this again.
Yeah.
Dropped it.
Now our great speaker, our partner who...
That's cognitive decline.
He forgot to put his hand down.
Or I could see if it happened five minutes ago, but it was just seconds.
Let me see that again.
Just the look on Joe's face like, fuck, I did it again.
Yeah.
He opened it back up.
Now our great speaker, our partner who...
Because he dropped his hand.
You dropped his hand and his hand was like closed.
Yeah.
Right?
Go ahead and put the kid.
Hey, Joe Biden tried to play it off.
He said.
Like he was rubbing his face.
Yeah, because he dropped his hand and then he opened his hand up.
Like his hand stopped working.
Yeah, no, he opened his hand up because he wanted to.
Look like his hand stopped working.
Like he had some temporary paralysis.
Well, I think a lot of time when you get old, old people don't know what to do with their hands.
Like even Nance Pelosis.
Let's look at the video.
Look at her hand action.
It's like they don't know where to put their hands.
Yeah.
Let me see it again.
Old people do that.
Watch Nance doing.
Watch Nancy.
Watch all that hand action.
See all that hand action?
Now our great speaker are partners.
See that.
Nancy's doing this shit after you should show no drift.
That's what you, that's what happens.
Yeah, you see the brother, he shook his hand and he just dropped it.
He's like, that's over and done with.
Yeah, because he's young.
He's youthful.
Yeah.
You know?
All right, let's look at the other gaffe by Biden.
Well, this wasn't a gaff.
It's just being old.
Look at this nigga get off his plane.
Put your coat on, honey.
Look how his glasses on his mask.
Look at his pants tucked into his boots.
Like he got dressed to own the plane.
Yeah, he looks disheveled.
Look at him.
Hit me with the jacket.
His wife's going to start laughing at him.
Look at the people.
Look at the soldiers.
See, look at his wife.
His wife's like, you're freaking ridiculous.
See, she's smiling.
Look at Joe.
Glasses.
Look at his glasses.
He forgot that they were there.
Picks him up.
Pants all tucked into his boots.
Hey, why he's wearing a blaze in that shirt with them pants.
And pants don't go with that.
With them boots.
Yeah, like, that's like putting on a dress suit with some.
That's the way I look when I wake up late and I'm running.
No, no.
It's like putting on a Nike outfit.
Like, you know, a jumpsuit with some shiny shoes, you know, just meant for a suit.
What the hell are you talking about?
You ever seen these Mexicans?
They be wearing like a Nike shoes.
These Mexicans.
Yeah.
These Mexicans, man.
Well, Mexicans be dressing crazy as hell.
No, well, not.
Yeah, the Mexicans, the people that come here legally, don't know how to dress yet.
They be wearing them like Nike outfits and they have some penny loafers on.
Or some cowboy boots and a cowboy hat.
Yeah, shit don't go together.
They have an Adidas jumpsuit on and a cowboy hat and some cowboy boots.
Yeah.
They be looking fly as shit, though.
That's what Joe Biden looks like.
He's like a Mexican.
Man, you crazy as hell for saying that.
I'm just saying, man, people that, you know, the culture is different.
They get here, they don't know how they see all these nice clothes that they don't know what to do with themselves.
Because they never wore it before.
Well, you seen that when we used to work at Ross Dress for Let's Mexicans coming out with the jumpsuit with some damn penny loafers on.
With some dress shoes.
With a brand new shiny penny in them bitches.
I'm not being racist.
Y'all seen that shit, too.
Well, we lived in California.
You see a lot of that in California.
Yeah.
People, Mexicans wearing jumpsuits with penny loafers.
People don't even wear penny loafers anymore.
They don't wear jumpsuits, really.
Well, yeah, I guess that is back there.
This dude had a janky, a damn Nike track suit with some damn penny loafers.
He's wearing some hiking shoes.
No, dude, they're like some boots.
They look like they're like hiking shoes.
No, you know what those are?
Those are some damn rock ports.
Yeah, rock ports.
Yeah, he's probably got bad feet.
Can't even dress himself.
He's shaking.
Even your wife's laughing at you.
The way the glass is sitting on your mask, why are you wearing a mask?
Supposedly, you just got over COVID.
Your wife's not wearing a mask.
Why are you wearing a mask?
Your wife is like she dressed you on the flight.
I mean, even the two guys that's sitting off the helicopter, the Marine soldiers, they're not wearing masks.
Post-COVID Dress Code Confusion 00:01:02
What?
I mean, did you really catch COVID?
Yeah, why are you wearing a mask?
You just recovered from COVID.
Maybe it's still sick.
That explains why he's dressed like that.
Joe Biden.
You crazy as hell.
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