Hodgetwins - Joe Biden's Handshaking Incident Again..
Aired: 2022-08-14
Duration: 08:15


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[00:00:52]  Well, Joe did it again.
[00:00:53]  Yeah, I mean, his antics are weird.
[00:00:58]  He looks like an old, feeble man that deserves to be in a convalescent home.
[00:01:02]  He's a walking.
[00:01:03]  You can't say this man is spry.
[00:01:08]  He's a walking geriatrics.
[00:01:10]  A walking what?
[00:01:12]  Geriatrics patient.
[00:01:14]  Geriatrics.
[00:01:16]  He's a walking geriatric patient.
[00:01:18]  Yeah.
[00:01:19]  Why are you putting geriatrics?
[00:01:21]  Patient.
[00:01:21]  I'm emphasizing it.
[00:01:22]  Geriatrics.
[00:01:24]  Geriatric.
[00:01:25]  Take that.
[00:01:25]  Geriatric.
[00:01:26]  There you go.
[00:01:27]  I'm trying to put an S on it.
[00:01:28]  Yeah.
[00:01:30]  You sound like a fucking geriatric.
[00:01:34]  Geriatric.
[00:01:35]  He looked like a geriatric patient, man.
[00:01:39]  But anyway, look at this video.
[00:01:40]  This dude, it's something up with this hand action he got going.
[00:01:44]  It's something up with him, period, man.
[00:01:46]  Y'all said Trump was not, you know, mentally fit to...
[00:01:52]  Y'all said he was getting old.
[00:01:54]  They was losing his cognitive.
[00:01:55]  Yeah, that he wasn't physically able to be president or mentally fit, but he's playing golf.
[00:02:00]  This dude can't even ride a bicycle.
[00:02:02]  Yeah, Dave saying Trump was on a, he was showing signs of cognitive decline.
[00:02:07]  Yeah.
[00:02:07]  What do you look at this?
[00:02:10]  Shakes his hand.
[00:02:11]  Brother sweating.
[00:02:12]  You see him bring that napkin.
[00:02:13]  He's big as hell.
[00:02:15]  Look at Joe.
[00:02:16]  Now our great speaker, our partner.
[00:02:21]  Joe's like, wait a minute.
[00:02:23]  I think I already shook his hand.
[00:02:25]  Let me see that again.
[00:02:28]  Because he drops his hand, but he brings it back up like he's...
[00:02:30]  He sounded like he's going to shake his hand for this again.
[00:02:32]  Yeah.
[00:02:34]  Dropped it.
[00:02:38]  Now our great speaker, our partner who...
[00:02:44]  That's cognitive decline.
[00:02:45]  He forgot to put his hand down.
[00:02:47]  Or I could see if it happened five minutes ago, but it was just seconds.
[00:02:51]  Let me see that again.
[00:02:53]  Just the look on Joe's face like, fuck, I did it again.
[00:02:57]  Yeah.
[00:03:03]  He opened it back up.
[00:03:05]  Now our great speaker, our partner who...
[00:03:09]  Because he dropped his hand.
[00:03:11]  You dropped his hand and his hand was like closed.
[00:03:13]  Yeah.
[00:03:14]  Right?
[00:03:14]  Go ahead and put the kid.
[00:03:15]  Hey, Joe Biden tried to play it off.
[00:03:17]  He said.
[00:03:19]  Like he was rubbing his face.
[00:03:20]  Yeah, because he dropped his hand and then he opened his hand up.
[00:03:25]  Like his hand stopped working.
[00:03:26]  Yeah, no, he opened his hand up because he wanted to.
[00:03:29]  Look like his hand stopped working.
[00:03:31]  Like he had some temporary paralysis.
[00:03:34]  Well, I think a lot of time when you get old, old people don't know what to do with their hands.
[00:03:38]  Like even Nance Pelosis.
[00:03:39]  Let's look at the video.
[00:03:40]  Look at her hand action.
[00:03:41]  It's like they don't know where to put their hands.
[00:03:43]  Yeah.
[00:03:44]  Let me see it again.
[00:03:45]  Old people do that.
[00:03:46]  Watch Nance doing.
[00:03:47]  Watch Nancy.
[00:03:48]  Watch all that hand action.
[00:03:53]  See all that hand action?
[00:03:54]  Now our great speaker are partners.
[00:03:56]  See that.
[00:03:58]  Nancy's doing this shit after you should show no drift.
[00:04:00]  That's what you, that's what happens.
[00:04:02]  Yeah, you see the brother, he shook his hand and he just dropped it.
[00:04:05]  He's like, that's over and done with.
[00:04:07]  Yeah, because he's young.
[00:04:08]  He's youthful.
[00:04:09]  Yeah.
[00:04:09]  You know?
[00:04:10]  All right, let's look at the other gaffe by Biden.
[00:04:13]  Well, this wasn't a gaff.
[00:04:14]  It's just being old.
[00:04:16]  Look at this nigga get off his plane.
[00:04:21]  Put your coat on, honey.
[00:04:23]  Look how his glasses on his mask.
[00:04:25]  Look at his pants tucked into his boots.
[00:04:28]  Like he got dressed to own the plane.
[00:04:31]  Yeah, he looks disheveled.
[00:04:33]  Look at him.
[00:04:34]  Hit me with the jacket.
[00:04:35]  His wife's going to start laughing at him.
[00:04:37]  Look at the people.
[00:04:38]  Look at the soldiers.
[00:04:39]  See, look at his wife.
[00:04:41]  His wife's like, you're freaking ridiculous.
[00:04:45]  See, she's smiling.
[00:04:49]  Look at Joe.
[00:04:49]  Glasses.
[00:04:50]  Look at his glasses.
[00:04:52]  He forgot that they were there.
[00:04:56]  Picks him up.
[00:04:58]  Pants all tucked into his boots.
[00:05:01]  Hey, why he's wearing a blaze in that shirt with them pants.
[00:05:04]  And pants don't go with that.
[00:05:06]  With them boots.
[00:05:07]  Yeah, like, that's like putting on a dress suit with some.
[00:05:12]  That's the way I look when I wake up late and I'm running.
[00:05:15]  No, no.
[00:05:16]  It's like putting on a Nike outfit.
[00:05:18]  Like, you know, a jumpsuit with some shiny shoes, you know, just meant for a suit.
[00:05:24]  What the hell are you talking about?
[00:05:25]  You ever seen these Mexicans?
[00:05:26]  They be wearing like a Nike shoes.
[00:05:28]  These Mexicans.
[00:05:28]  Yeah.
[00:05:29]  These Mexicans, man.
[00:05:31]  Well, Mexicans be dressing crazy as hell.
[00:05:33]  No, well, not.
[00:05:34]  Yeah, the Mexicans, the people that come here legally, don't know how to dress yet.
[00:05:36]  They be wearing them like Nike outfits and they have some penny loafers on.
[00:05:40]  Or some cowboy boots and a cowboy hat.
[00:05:42]  Yeah, shit don't go together.
[00:05:43]  They have an Adidas jumpsuit on and a cowboy hat and some cowboy boots.
[00:05:46]  Yeah.
[00:05:47]  They be looking fly as shit, though.
[00:05:49]  That's what Joe Biden looks like.
[00:05:50]  He's like a Mexican.
[00:05:53]  Man, you crazy as hell for saying that.
[00:05:55]  I'm just saying, man, people that, you know, the culture is different.
[00:05:58]  They get here, they don't know how they see all these nice clothes that they don't know what to do with themselves.
[00:06:02]  Because they never wore it before.
[00:06:03]  Well, you seen that when we used to work at Ross Dress for Let's Mexicans coming out with the jumpsuit with some damn penny loafers on.
[00:06:10]  With some dress shoes.
[00:06:11]  With a brand new shiny penny in them bitches.
[00:06:16]  I'm not being racist.
[00:06:17]  Y'all seen that shit, too.
[00:06:19]  Well, we lived in California.
[00:06:21]  You see a lot of that in California.
[00:06:22]  Yeah.
[00:06:23]  People, Mexicans wearing jumpsuits with penny loafers.
[00:06:26]  People don't even wear penny loafers anymore.
[00:06:28]  They don't wear jumpsuits, really.
[00:06:30]  Well, yeah, I guess that is back there.
[00:06:31]  This dude had a janky, a damn Nike track suit with some damn penny loafers.
[00:06:39]  He's wearing some hiking shoes.
[00:06:41]  No, dude, they're like some boots.
[00:06:43]  They look like they're like hiking shoes.
[00:06:45]  No, you know what those are?
[00:06:46]  Those are some damn rock ports.
[00:06:47]  Yeah, rock ports.
[00:06:49]  Yeah, he's probably got bad feet.
[00:06:52]  Can't even dress himself.
[00:06:53]  He's shaking.
[00:06:56]  Even your wife's laughing at you.
[00:06:58]  The way the glass is sitting on your mask, why are you wearing a mask?
[00:07:02]  Supposedly, you just got over COVID.
[00:07:03]  Your wife's not wearing a mask.
[00:07:05]  Why are you wearing a mask?
[00:07:06]  Your wife is like she dressed you on the flight.
[00:07:08]  I mean, even the two guys that's sitting off the helicopter, the Marine soldiers, they're not wearing masks.

=== Post-COVID Dress Code Confusion (01:02) ===

[00:07:13]  What?
[00:07:13]  I mean, did you really catch COVID?
[00:07:16]  Yeah, why are you wearing a mask?
[00:07:18]  You just recovered from COVID.
[00:07:22]  Maybe it's still sick.
[00:07:25]  That explains why he's dressed like that.
[00:07:30]  Joe Biden.
[00:07:31]  You crazy as hell.
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