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July 28, 2022 - Hodgetwins
07:49
Is Joe Biden A Hologram..?

Joe Biden and the "Hologram" conspiracy theory dominate this Hodgetwins episode, where hosts debunk viral claims of a corpse-like replacement by analyzing manipulated lighting and unnatural eye movements in a speech about $5 billion university investments. While dismissing the cover-up as unsustainable, they critique specific footage showing "carnage" around law enforcement, ultimately arguing one cannot support both insurrection and democracy. The segment concludes with tour promotions and a preference for Biden over Kamala Harris, framing their stance as pro-patriot opposition to corporate giants like Disney. [Automatically generated summary]

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Manipulated Video and Insurrection 00:05:52
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Chicago, calm down.
Hey, man, get your shit together.
But anyway, we're going to talk about this.
Everybody's saying Joe Biden is dead and there's a hologram going on while they cover for him.
I don't think Joe Biden's dead.
And I don't actually.
I don't think they would try to cover it up.
I mean, how long can you cover that up that he's dead?
Yeah.
Like, so I'm going to show you this video that we put up on Instagram.
This is the video everybody's talking about.
Check it out.
Can't be pro-insurrection and pro-cop.
You can't be pro-insurrection and pro-democracy.
You can't be pro-insurrection and pro-American.
Donald Trump lacked the courage to act.
The brave women and men in blue all across this nation should never forget that.
He does definitely look like a corpse in that video, but they changed the lighting.
The video.
I found the original video.
In that video, we just showed you.
You can't even see his eyebrows.
He's so bright.
Somebody obviously manipulated the video.
I mean, it's not a hologram right here.
He's just, he's bright as hell.
Yeah, I don't.
And his eyes are wide open.
Yeah, I mean, the actual, I think the contrast of color or something's been manipulated.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean.
I'm going to show you the original video.
He still looks crazy as hell.
But that's a bunch of hard cuts in the video.
Yeah.
So I'll talk you through them.
Let's go to the original video I found on YouTube.
This is part of it.
But get access to good shit.
See this?
Hi.
He looks normal.
Affordable house.
Food and medical benefits.
Now, watch this.
All these steps to reduce crime and prevent crime stuff.
In the first place.
And my safety and recording plan is a lot of fun.
There was a hard cut.
Relentless efforts.
That's damn eyebrows and raised up.
Yeah.
He's not blinking at all.
Like in the other video we showed record investments.
More than $5 billion in historic universities.
Yeah.
Deliver relief to working families that cut black child poverty to historic lows and save millions of families an average of $2,400 a year.
Only people that believe that is dumb black people.
He cut child poverty.
Joe Biden.
We set the goal of a close of this.
See, that's another.
Every day we rely on law enforcement to save lives.
See, watch how his eyebrows are.
That shit crazy.
That's how he just raised his whole fucking head up like that.
That happened.
The capital police.
Yeah.
The D.C. Metropolitan.
And it slowly comes down.
Other law enforcement agencies were attacked and assaulted before our very eyes.
You can see his skull bones right there.
Stomped on, brutalized.
And lives were lost.
And for three hours, the defeated former president of the United States watched it all happen.
Oh, did it the whole summer?
While he was doing that, breaking it down.
Ready to go on those eyebrows and just raise hell for three hours.
One side came down, the other one's still up to the bottom.
Surrounded by carnage.
Face to face.
This is the part where everybody's talking about.
See, this is that.
Brave women and men in blue all across this nation should never forget that.
You can't be pro-insurrection and pro-cop.
You can't be pro-insurrection and pro-democracy.
You can't be pro-insurrection and pro-American.
There can be no greater responsibility.
See what I'm saying?
That's the actual video at the end.
Can I see the other video again?
That little one?
Show that again.
And let me see that one more time.
See?
You can't be pro-insurrection.
The lighting's different.
You can't be pro-insurrection and pro-democracy.
You can't be pro-insurrection and pro-American.
Donald Trump blacked the current.
All right, shut that stupid ass man up.
Yeah, that speech was just rife with misinformation, disinformation.
Yeah, I mean, it's like, I think it's around, I forget how long the video is.
It's about 10 minutes, 10, 11 minutes on YouTube back for video.
But y'all see, that was a hard cut at the beginning.
I mean, it was just like this, and then it was a hard cut, and he came back.
It was like this.
It's like they gave him a shot or something to wake his old ass up.
And then every once in a while, he'll wore off, and then he'll drugs start kicking in again.
I don't know what it is.
Yeah, he's not a hologram.
He's definitely not dead.
I mean, I hope he's not dead.
That means Kamala Harris is our president.
Pick your poison.
I'd rather have Joe Biden.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Over Kamala?
I know, man.
I don't want that black woman as president.
Keith's being facetious.
Yeah, she's not black.
Black people think she's black, though.
Because black people believe anything the Democrats say.
And I was actually like, they said we had a black face or white supremacy.
That's why I said that.
I don't want that black woman.
I don't want that black woman.
I'd rather have the white man as president.
Controversial Presidential Opinions 00:01:51
Is that Chappelle character?
What's his name?
Tyrone Bigsby.
Tyrone who?
What was that guy's name?
Tyrone.
Yeah.
Tyrone Biggums.
No, Dave Chappelle played him.
He was blind and he was a white supremacist, but he was black.
Oh, I forget.
Yeah, Clayton Bigsby.
Yeah, I was playing my Clayton Bigsby.
Anyway, Joe Biden's still alive.
Ha ha.
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Damn good show.
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Yeah.
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