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July 27, 2022 - Hodgetwins
07:34
Kamala Harris Introduces Herself With She/Her Pronouns
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Hodgetwins promote their comedy tour across multiple cities before launching into a vitriolic critique of Kamala Harris, labeling her the "dumbest" vice president and questioning her racial identity based on ancestry percentages. They mock her "she/her" pronoun introduction as unnecessary compared to their own explicit physical descriptions, ridicule mask-wearing attendees, and condemn abortion policy meetings as wasteful spending. Ultimately, the hosts frame these grievances as evidence of political correctness gone mad, declaring their exhaustion with extremism and vowing to "take our country back." [Automatically generated summary]

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Supporting The Official Show 00:07:12
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
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Yeah, we got some comedy shows coming.
We're going to be in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Green Bay, Wisconsin.
July 29th, July 30th, August 5th, we're going to be in Hobart, Indiana.
That's near Chicago.
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Anyway, Kamala Harris, the dumbest vice president in history.
It was too much, huh?
Yeah, it's taking it too far.
Okay, the worst vice president in history.
Shouldn't have called you dumb.
Oh, you see, you're not getting what I'm saying.
She's the dumbest.
Hold up.
She's the worst and dumbest vice president of all time.
Man, that's just too far, man.
I say worst.
That's bad enough.
She's pathetic.
I mean, what else you get when you pick because you're a woman and you're black?
Well, you're not even black.
That's a lie.
Your daddy bought as black as I am, and your mama's from India.
That makes you, statistically speaking, at the most 25% black.
That don't, and you didn't make the cut.
You got to be at least 51% like me.
Hey, but I mean, y'all, your whole administration, y'all just weird.
Y'all having a meeting on abortion.
I don't even know why you're talking about this.
Shit's over.
The Supreme Court already made its ruling.
It goes back to the states.
Why y'all wasting tax dollars talking?
Yeah, why don't y'all start educating dumb women how women get pregnant?
Done women?
What the hell is that?
I said dumb women.
I thought you said dunn women.
Man, shut up, man.
I misspoke a little bit.
Well, you got to correct yourself, man.
I've been getting excited.
I've been trying to say what I'm going to say on pronounce my words.
You know, we from a rural city, man.
From the country, man.
Yeah, we are.
You don't speak your words from the beginning to end.
You just say half of it.
And you just keep it going.
Yeah, but anyway, look how she starts off the meeting, everybody.
It's weird, man.
Really weird.
Yeah.
Good afternoon.
I want to welcome these leaders for coming in to have this very important discussion about some of the most pressing issues of our time.
I am Kamala Harris.
My pronouns are she and her.
I'm a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit.
And...
Hi, my name is Kevin Hards.
I'm a black male, six foot three, and I got nine inches.
Man, what are y'all even talking about?
Why would you do that?
They're talking about abortion, but that's not even a blue suit.
It's baby blue.
Yeah, you colorblind too and stupid.
And what's up with the masks?
Yeah.
I mean, you don't even have the N95 on.
I bet you if this wasn't being recorded, I bet y'all.
I bet you y'all wouldn't be wearing masks.
And I bet y'all won't be telling.
And if y'all think it was just her doing this, everybody did it.
Thank you, Ravinia.
Thank you, Madam Vice President.
My pronouns are she, her.
I'm a white woman with long brown hair.
I'm wearing a red dress and I'm wearing a see-through mask so you can see my red lips.
She said I'm wearing a see-through mask so you can see my red lips.
You forgot to tell me you was a thick lady too.
I could have said that too.
I would have if I was you see y'all can't even do that right.
You can't do nothing right.
The only time anybody should start a conversation like this, I would think.
If your audience is blind?
Hey everybody.
But why would you tell him that?
Wouldn't you be just rubbing it in that they're blind?
Yeah, it's just, it doesn't make any sense.
Y'all, you people, I'm gonna go like Ross Perot.
You people are idiots.
What do you mean by you people?
You people.
You people are brain dead.
Seriously.
What the hell is wrong, you people?
Yeah, the Democrats, man.
You people are crazy.
Not only crazy, y'all bat shit crazy.
Why are you telling everybody your pronouns?
It's obvious when we look at you.
Yeah.
I mean, when you obviously look at me, he him.
You're nine inches.
You know?
I mean, everybody knows you're a woman.
Everybody knows that.
Fuck it.
I'm getting pissed off, man.
Yeah, I'm starting to get.
Yeah, I'm so pissed.
I'm starting to shake.
I'm fitting to become one of these damn extremists.
What?
I'm tired of this shit, man.
Time for us to take our country back.
I don't know what else more to say about this, but fuck it, man.
Hi.
My name is Keith Hoggs.
I'm actually the twin brother of Kevin Hoggs.
Only difference is I'm a half inch shorter, but I'm actually, I got nine and a half inches.
Yeah, I can get nine and a half on a good day, but you know, most of them.
On a good day, I get up.
You get up 10?
I get up 10.
Good day for me, nine and a half.
Average nine.
You people are nuts.
That was a damn good show.
Damn good show.
Got some comedy shows coming.
We're going to be in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Green Bay, Wisconsin.
July 29th, July 30th, August 5th.
We're going to be in Hobart, Indiana, near Chicago, Columbus, Ohio, Denver, Colorado, Louisville, Kentucky, Hazard, Kentucky, Lexington, Kentucky, Cincinnati, Ohio.
We just added a second show there.
We come to Tampa Bay, Florida, Orlando, Florida.
Go to HawksTwinStore.com for dick.
Everyone, support this Patriot.
He's a damn good man.
I can't say damn.
Christian.
Sorry, Mike.
Don't let Cancel Kosher win.
Yeah, he has lost so much due to the left.
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