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July 30, 2022 - Hodgetwins
10:04
Black Pastor Robbed of 1 Million in Jewelry During Sermon
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Bishop Lamar Whitehead, a Black pastor in Canarsie, was robbed of approximately one million dollars in jewelry during a Sunday service where intruders threatened parishioners including an infant. The hosts mock the irony of his name and criticize his opulent attire, arguing his greed invites such theft rather than divine punishment. By dismissing his claim that robbers were angels, they conclude the incident reflects a "wolf in sheep's clothing" narrative, suggesting material excess corrupts true clergy and validating their broader skepticism of modern cancel culture. [Automatically generated summary]

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Dangerous Church Service 00:09:59
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All right, so we're going to talk about the man of God.
I don't know about all that.
I don't know about all that either.
Just because you're a preacher or you work in the church don't mean I'm going to automatically trust you.
God don't think for me.
I think for myself.
Yeah.
But anyway, this dude, this, what's his name?
Bishop Whitehead.
Bishop Lamore Whitehead.
Isn't it funny whenever you see a black dude and he's got the term white in his name?
Whitehead.
That don't even make sense.
Shouldn't it be Lamore blackhead?
Yeah, man.
Whitehead.
But anyway, whitehead.
Dude, black as shit.
Nah, I'm going to take that out.
Why?
Well, you scared of offending black people.
We offend the homosexuals all the time.
You can offend a black bishop if you want to.
I mean, he's just, he's not black as shit.
He's black.
Yeah, he's dark skinned.
I could show you a black, a black as shit.
He's not black.
He's just dark skinned.
Dark skin is black as mama was still alive.
She said, man, that man's got some beautiful skin.
He's like he bathes in cocoa butter.
Got that smooth creamy skin.
That nice dark skin glows.
Like the moon.
Yeah, Bishop Whitehead's got some beautiful skin.
God has blessed you.
You're not ashy.
I don't even see a blemish on your face.
Yeah, but that man looked like he walked around, looked like he'd been airbrushed.
That dude's ready for Jet magazine.
Hey, let me say something.
I'm just trying to say the man's got beautiful skin.
But anyway, this guy was holding service.
Let me show you what happened.
Five to ten minutes into preaching Sunday morning on Remsen Avenue in Canarsie.
Bishop Lamar Whitehead saw the door in the back of the room kick open.
How many of you have lost your faith because you saw somebody else die what you about to go through?
What?
Yo, run, nigga.
All right, right, right.
All right, right.
I seen three to four men come in.
I said, all right, all right, right.
It's pretty much stating that I don't want, I'm not going to do anything, right?
Because I know y'all coming for me.
Y'all coming straight to me.
I don't want my parishioners hurt, right?
I got women and children there.
As I got down, one went to my wife and took all her jewelry and had the gun in front of my eight-month-old baby's face.
Took off my bishop's ring, my wedding band, and took off my bishop's chain.
And then I had chains underneath my robe.
And he started tapping my neck to see if anything else.
So that means they knew.
They watched and they knew that I have other jury.
My church is traumatized.
The women and children are still crying.
Still crying.
Babies are still crying.
These men, they need to turn themselves in.
I forgive you, and I'm praying for you.
You know, and I hope that God deliver you from the mindset of who you are.
But the media called me the bling-bling bishop.
They had my Rolls Royce car all over everywhere.
And I feel that that played the part in this.
I think all pastors should be able to get permits for pistols.
The NYPD is investigating, and Whitehead says the mayor and top police brass have called him, pledging support to find the suspects.
Unfortunately, no one was hurt.
You should have gotten that on your knees and started praying.
Hey, man, some people are saying he took around $400,000 in jury from him.
And his wife.
But then on CNN, they got this up.
It's close to a million dollars.
Yeah.
So maybe he was worth about four, and his wife had a person who had some stuff on him.
They cleaned her out, too.
Who goes to church wearing a million dollars?
I don't care if you're a man of God.
I don't even care if you're the Pope.
That doesn't look right to me.
Nah, you're not a man of God if you preach in $400 in jury.
You're not a man of God.
Yeah, you should.
I would think you're a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Bring up at one picture.
He's got a Gucci blazon.
That thing's around $4,000.
And that chain he's got on is, who knows?
That's his wife right there.
That's like your $200,000?
I don't know.
But I know his teeth.
He spent $40,000 on his house.
God has blessed you.
God has blessed you.
God ain't blessed him.
You think God gave that him?
Man, that's being facetious.
Okay, thank you.
I couldn't even keep a straight face if I got a Rolls Royce and I'm wearing a million dollars between me and my wife passing out the collection.
I couldn't even look my I couldn't even look people in the face.
Hey, come on Sundays, man.
I'm gonna get that Gucci jacket.
About five grand, about two more Sundays.
It's mine.
Hey, but praise God.
Praise God.
I mean, you got to understand that you're a pastor and you're wearing all that.
You're bringing, and you're preaching like that to your congregation.
That's dangerous for your people to attend your church.
Yeah, won't you just come out there?
You should have brought out like five bricks of gold.
Yeah, like, I would say you're a walking bank, man.
Hey, I think God was sent.
I think God sent them.
Yeah, I think them dudes that came robbed you, I think there was angels sent from heaven.
I think Jesus got fed up with your worldly possessions.
Worldly possessions.
You ought to be glad he didn't turn you into a pillar of salt.
But them men was angels sent from heaven because you've been robbing from people to come see you.
God sent them angels out, them black angels.
They took the money.
They're going to give it back to the community.
That's what they're going to do.
If y'all think that's far-fetched, y'all don't recall that story of Noah.
He told him to build an ark, put a few people on there, and drowned everybody.
So if he'll do that, he'll send a couple niggas to a church to rob a pastor.
Yeah.
I'm telling you.
Yeah.
If I ever went to your church and I came in and see what you were wearing in that jury, I'd have walked straight out.
Yeah, because before I walked out, I probably cussed everybody out in that church.
Hey, but let me say something.
Okay, there was that story of Sodom and Gomorrah.
They were fleeing Sodom and Gomorrah, right?
And they told him, whatever you do, don't look back.
I think it was the Lord.
Don't look back.
But Gomorrah, she's a disobedient woman.
She looked back at Sodom and Gomorrah, whatever, wherever they was fleeing.
I don't remember the name totally.
I'm sorry.
I'm not up to date on my.
But the bitch looked back when she didn't supposed to.
So the Lord turned her into a pill of salt because she was a worldly, materialistic woman.
I mean, and you're the epitome of that.
And you're a preacher.
I mean, I'm not saying you can't have nice things, nice house, nice car, but a Rose Royce?
It's a bit much, don't you think?
Why couldn't you just stop at a Cadillac?
A damn escalade or something.
Look, I'm telling you, they're whitehead.
Telling them niggas that came to your church they were sent from heaven.
Yeah, so what you need to do is repent for your sins.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
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