Joe Biden and Hunter Biden are scrutinized over a viral voicemail allegedly detailing drug use, sexual acts, and the phrase "we're in the clear" regarding Burisma dealings. The hosts argue this evidence proves Joe's incompetence as father and vice president, drawing parallels to Trump's corruption while suggesting media silence fuels geopolitical tensions like Putin's Ukraine invasion. Ultimately, they call for Republican control to hold hearings on these scandals, implying U.S. business interests directly impact global conflict. [Automatically generated summary]
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The Ridiculous Foot Job Claim00:10:06
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Well, well, well, what do we have here?
We got a little audio recording of a voicemail going around.
Joe Biden.
And it's no other than Joe Biden talking to his boy, Hunter.
How did he get this voicemail?
It was on that damn laptop that he lived in that damn computer store.
Hey, man, what's wrong?
Hey, Joe, what's wrong with your boy, man?
How you going to masturbate on camera on the laptop if you masturbating doing hookers, snorting cracker, smoking crack?
He was getting a foot job, too.
You see that?
Yeah, I saw that he got a foot job, and you're going to take it to a computer store.
Say, man, I need these videos back.
I need some damn good videos.
His foot job wasn't about none.
He couldn't finish.
Leave it there.
Don't go back.
When you know your dad, who your daddy is, and I mean, all that value, I wouldn't take no computers.
Just careless.
Just careless, man.
You just turn that laptop into a damn diary of everything, everything that...
What's wrong with you, man?
You got voicemails.
You got foot jobs on there.
You got nut busting.
You got your smoking crack.
Why would you even record that?
Hey, why would you record you smoking heroin and then jerking off?
Why?
What's the point?
You trying to get caught?
He was like this.
He went on tremblers.
Yeah.
Yeah, whatever.
But anyway.
Hey, did you see his tip, man?
It looked kind of weird.
Like a dog did.
Why your dick so red?
You got a red rocket, honey.
Y'all know when a dog get in erection, that red thing comes out.
Like, ooh.
Oh, my God.
What is that?
That's what Hunter Biden worked with.
A red rocket.
Now, don't look at me.
Don't judge me because, I mean, I was doing some investigative journalism as far as looking at those videos.
I wasn't cock staring or anything like that.
It's just, it was bright red.
I couldn't help but look at it.
Like, what is that?
Oh, my God.
I think I would jump into a UPS truck if I had a red rocket.
Hey, man, but let's go to the audio.
I've never seen a red rocket on a human being.
Funnels got a red rocket.
Look, I voted.
It's Palestine.
It's 8.15.
On Wednesday night, if you get a chance, give me a call.
It doesn't hurt you.
Just want to talk to you.
I thought the article released the thing on online.
It's going to be printed tomorrow.
The times was good.
I need to clear.
And anyway, if you get a chance, give me a call.
I love you.
What a nice family.
I love you, son.
Don't call me.
It's not urgent.
Then you know we're in the clear.
I mean, if he ain't did nothing wrong, why are you using the words we in the clear?
Yeah, you got some shit a guilty man would say.
Yeah, we're in the clear.
We didn't.
They didn't got it.
I mean, if he was in the clear, why would you say it?
Yeah, but anyway, if he in the clear, why would you have to mention that you're clear if you was in the clear to begin with?
Yeah.
It means he's like, oh, wow, man, we're in the clear.
I mean, but we all already knew that they weren't in the clear.
I mean, remember the photo that came out?
Joe and the son was golfing with these two guys.
Turns out one of them is one of Hunter Biden's business partners with Burisma, the natural gas company.
His name is Devin Archer.
Yeah, they were on the board together.
And who's that beside Devin Archer?
Is that Daly the Golfer?
Man, shut up.
Of course, when you walk up and you're golfing, right, Joe Biden is the vice president of the United States.
Hey, son, who the fuck are these two guys?
That's going to come up in the conversation.
Because he's the president of the United States.
He's got a...
He's vice president, you mean?
Well, he's the vice president of the United States.
He can't be hanging out with hooglins.
Yeah, what?
Hooglams.
Hoodlums, bitch.
Take the G out.
What?
It's Hoodlums.
That's why I said Hoodlums.
You said hooglemes.
You get what I say.
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
Yeah.
Being the vice president, you got to be involved in your kids' lives.
You got to know what they're up to because your kids are a direct reflection on you as vice president.
Exactly.
So I would think you would know exactly what your son's doing 24-7.
Yeah.
I mean, he was taking what?
Air Force 2, Air Force 1, and flying up to these damn countries doing business.
I mean, but, you know, his son's a crackhead.
He didn't know that.
So I'm sure he knew his son was a crackhead.
You think so?
Yeah.
And no reason why we got these voicemails because of that damn laptop.
How are you going to masturbate on a laptop doing crack, masturbating, buying prostitutes?
Yeah.
Why would you even smoke crack and getting prostitutes and foot jobs?
Why would you even record it?
Why would you record yourself smoking heroin and then jerking off?
I mean, what's the purpose?
So he can relive the moment.
What a jerking off?
The nut busting.
You don't need to record that.
Well, he wants to see it.
He likes to watch himself, huh?
Yeah.
Why would you take that laptop when it stops working?
Hey, man, I need you to fix his laptop.
I had him busted by 500 nuts on this laptop.
I need these.
I got some hot scenes on.
I got some foot job.
He got a foot job scene on that end.
Yeah.
Your mushroom tip looked like a damn infection.
Why is it so red?
Yeah.
Like a damn red rocket.
Like a damn dog dick.
Y'all ever see a dog get in a wreck and that be a black, all that black friend did some red shit out of it?
That's Hunter Biden's mushroom tip.
Yeah, Hunter Biden looked like he circumcised himself.
I don't know if that was, I don't know.
Maybe he just got a real bad foot job or something.
Yeah.
Scraping the hell out of it.
Well, he did get a, I saw the foot job.
I was doing some investigative journalism.
That's why I was looking at it.
I need to be able to speak to the facts that's on that laptop.
Everybody knows Joe Biden, and Joe Biden's been what?
Saying for what?
Several months last year.
I don't know nothing about my son's business dealings.
And if he was in business with him, I know he did everything the right way.
If he didn't know, he's an incompetent father.
Because if I'm the vice president, I'm going to be in all my kids' lives.
I'm going to know exactly what they're up to because you ain't going to make me look stupid on TV.
I mean, Biden, you're actually what you claim Trump is.
Yeah, that's beautiful what you just said.
Everything you claim Trump to be, yeah, corrupt family doing all this stuff, money, all this crazy stuff, business, all these foreign businesses.
No, that was you and your son.
Yeah, it's no, it's no problem with your son being the capitalist being having some business dealings, but he don't know nothing about energy.
He knows a lot about crack, but not energy.
This dude is on the head of a board of a Ukrainian natural gas company, and in it, ironic, we sending money to them to help them fight Russia.
Hmm, that's fishy, but the media don't touch it.
They don't call it suspicious, they don't call none of that out.
I don't mean to speculate and go into conspiracy theories, but I mean, I think there's a reason why I should have said I'm gonna go and say it.
I got freedom to speech yo.
I think that's a it's a huge reason why Putin invaded uh Ukraine.
That's why Putin, I think so.
I mean, they Ukraine is in bed with a lot of uh U.S. and business Democrats in the United States.
So that's why Putin.
Yeah, that's why I think he invaded.
He didn't invade when Trump was in there.
Yeah, who knows?
Maybe the truth will come out eventually.
I hope so.
Hope there's some more laptops laying around somewhere.
You think we'll get fact-checked?
Fact-check for what?
For stating an opinion?
No, for Hunter's Red Rocket.
How are we going to get fact-checked on that?
I mean, he fact-checked you on anything.
I can see it now.
Harsh Twins, Joe Biden's mushroom, Hunter Biden's mushroom tip is not a red rocket.
Partly false.
He got a real bad foot job.
This is partly false that was reported by the Harsh Twins.
I can see that.
He didn't get a hand job.
That's partly false.
He got a foot job.
He doesn't have a red rocket.
It's partly false.
He got a real bad foot job.
I mean, these fact checks are ridiculous.
Yeah.
But the only way we're going to get down to the bottom of this is if we get a Republican as a president again, we take back to Congress.
And then we're going to have the crackhead hearings.
Not no January 6th hearings.
We're going to have the crackhead, crackhead prostitute foot job hearings.
False Rocket Hearing Reports00:01:42
How about the red?
The red rocket hearings.
Gonna have the Hunter Biden getting high, busting nuts, foot jobs, red rocket hearings.
I still don't understand it.
I can understand you want to.
I mean, I don't do drugs, but I mean, you're going to smoke her.
What's the purpose of recording it?
I mean, are you trying to get caught?
I mean, really?
You left your laptop there?
Your dad's vice president, nice president.
I mean, are you trying to screw your dad over?
Hey, your dad, he's a good dad, man.
He still stands up for you.
You the smartest son of a bitch I know.
You the dumbest son of a bitch I know.
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