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July 1, 2022 - Hodgetwins
11:17
Transgender Beats Thirteen Year Old In NYC Skateboard Competition

Hodgetwins react to a transgender man winning a NYC skateboarding competition against a 13-year-old girl, mocking his appearance and speculating about pedophilia. They debate biological advantages, citing testosterone levels and Olympic bans while noting the $500 prize. The hosts reject gender-neutral categories, argue men inherently dominate due to puberty, and pivot to promoting Mike Lindell and attacking cancel culture, ultimately framing the incident as proof that societal norms regarding gender in sports are dangerously flawed. [Automatically generated summary]

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Physical Advantage Over Females 00:09:54
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They had this woman skateboarding event up in New York.
That's missing context.
You mean a confused young man?
No, I said they had a women's skateboarding competition up in New York.
Transgender showed up and pissed everybody off.
Took the grand prize in everything.
The second place?
Who was second place?
You got a search?
Was a 13-year-old girl.
What grown man competes against kids?
And let's go to...
The only person that comes to my mind may be a pedophile.
Who competes against little kids?
Who would do that?
What man would do that?
Let's go to the video of the guy.
I mean, the transgender female.
Let's call him they.
I mean, she, they.
Call it.
Let's go to they.
It's the first competition.
Hold up.
Keith.
Pause it right there.
Pause it, man.
Look at that five o'clock shot.
Got some Fred Flintstone action going.
Got some Barney Rubble and some Fred Flintstone action going.
I'm digging her, man.
It reminds me of that cartoon character on the Simpsons.
Simpsons.
What is it?
What's the name?
Calm down.
Yeah, no, I'm Sideshow Bob.
Actually, if Sideshow Bob is a real person, I would say it would be this gal.
What is that, a wedding?
Yeah, he's a...
I'll get to that, but this dude's got three kids.
He's a father of three kids.
You can't never change that shit.
He's a father of three.
He's a father of three kids at home, and part-time, he's a female.
Female skateboarding is part-time.
He's got two jobs.
He's the father of three.
And in his part-time gig, he's a female skateboard.
Hey, let's finish listening to her.
Shit.
It's the first competition that I've been to that I actually wanted to win.
It makes me really happy to see that there's kids that young that are in competitions and they're shredding and even placing in the high ranks.
So that's like incredible.
To me, that's not any reason to like not win a competition or something.
Like I'm not going to go there and be like, oh, go easy on them because they're kids.
The skill levels, again, really depend by your determination, your tenacity to just like put yourself on top and through these obstacles.
He damn near threw his back out right there.
Did you hear what he did?
He said, just because you're in a competition with little kids doesn't mean you should go in there and try to win the competition.
I wouldn't even want to compete against kids.
Yeah, let alone just brutalize them.
I mean, there's a saying, taking candy from a baby.
I mean, if you're taking candy, that makes you like a horrible person.
Who will go up to a baby?
I got night pop.
Give him that damn lollipop.
You can swallow this shit.
That's pretty much what you did when you entered this contest.
Yeah, why would you do that, man?
Keep playing the video, man.
Jeez.
Uh-oh.
That's a pretty nice ass for a guy.
Do you think you have a physical advantage?
Yeah, hey, go back to that one.
Say you see him pretty pink panties.
He's got the pretty pink panties on.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
I think that's lavender, ain't it?
Yeah, but it's nothing to do with your age.
Do you think you have a physical advantage?
Okay.
I don't.
Hey, y'all.
Stop real quick.
Did y'all hear the question?
Do you think you have a physical advantage?
Yeah.
Naturally, you say, no.
Yes.
No.
Look how long it takes him to determine if he or if he doesn't have a physical advantage.
Yeah, pick it up from that question.
It's like you don't understand the question.
Hey, man, won't you calm down?
A physical advantage?
Okay.
I don't.
I don't think so.
Mostly because I don't really understand what that means besides like someone that's stronger.
You know, like you would assume that a big man is stronger than a big woman.
So, but me, I'm like, look at me.
I'm not like buff or anything.
You know, I don't work out really.
I just skateboard.
I don't think skateboarding has anything to do with physicality, especially when we look at like kids these days, literally kids.
There are some people who think that sport should be divided into three categories: biological man, biological woman, and everybody else.
What do you think of that?
I don't think that's the right answer.
That's pretty much like as far as that goes.
To him, this guy, if he sees a professional bodybuilder coming on a skateboard, he's got a physical advantage.
Yeah, if you 300 pounds and nothing but muscle, you're not winning any skateboard events.
You will actually shatter your fucking ankles.
Yeah, you're too big.
You too fucked.
You have a physical advantage over females.
Why?
Because you got testosterone.
Yeah.
You went through puberty as a man.
You fathered three children.
How many of those girls father three children like you did?
Just straight busted nuts and women.
You have a it's like he didn't understand the question, like he don't understand.
Yeah, he doesn't understand much of anything.
And then he went on to say that should there be men to be separate from females?
He said, I don't think so.
Have you competed in men competitions or just with little female kids?
I mean, if you really meant what you said, you would compete in all competitions, whether it's men or female.
Yeah.
Let me show you the picture of the girl that lost to him.
Cute, ain't she?
White girl, too.
Damn minorities.
See, there is such thing as too much diversity.
You see a little cute 13-year-old white girl?
Yeah.
Imagine being 13 and you lose to a 29-year-old dude that calls himself a female now after he done busted three nuts and his wife and had kids.
Hey, man, there's some truth to that statement Dave Chappelle came with in that comic sketch.
What?
Remember that saying he had should have never gave you niggas freedom?
There's some truth to that.
Yeah.
But this dude actually was a combat veteran too.
He's a combat veteran.
Combat veteran.
Wow, he actually went to war?
And now he's a female?
That's what was reported on Fox News.
This dude was in combat.
You're a combat veteran.
You know, you have a physical advantage over 13-year-old kids, right?
And the winner took home 500 bucks.
Wonder what he's going to do with the 500 bucks?
Probably going to go buy him a cocherine and a year supply lube.
No, he's probably going to go get some of that damn electrolysis so he ain't got that damn Fred Flintstone action going.
I used to watch Fred Flintstone.
I'm like, what is that thing on his face?
Five o'clock shadow.
Yeah, man.
I was going to say something else about this.
About this idiot.
Oh, he actually tried to enter some kind of Olympic event.
At one point in time, this guy, I mean, this girl, this trans girl, she tried to enter this Olympic event and they said, no, your testosterone is way too fucking high for it for females.
You know, some things females don't have that you got?
That gives you a physical, not, not, not counting your bone structure and your bone density.
Just to show you how powerful testosterone is, when you look at it professional bodybuilders, the reason why they're big like that, not because of they got great genetics.
Part of it's they got good genetics.
It's because they'll walk around with 10 times the fucking testosterone you should have in your body.
And they pump up testosterone that's equipped.
They pump in them horse steroids.
They got enough testosterone in them for a damn T-Rex.
Yeah, that's why they get so big.
It's called testosterone.
But that's why you could give a female and a male steroids.
That male is going to get significantly more stronger and bigger.
Testosterone Power Explained 00:01:17
Why?
Because he has a physical advantage.
Yeah.
We have men have traits that are superior to female when it comes to physicality.
Yeah.
And for any man not to know that is a total moron.
Yeah, he said because he's not big and buff.
I've never seen a big buff skateboarder ever.
Too damn big, man.
You'll shatter your damn ankles.
You'll blow your damn knees out.
You'll bust your damn head on the ground because you just, you're not limber.
You got to be limber.
Like, yeah, fuck it.
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Yeah, go to the video.
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