Hodgetwins - Voicemail Indicates Joe Biden Knew of Hunter’s Deals
Aired: 2022-07-01
Duration: 11:53


=== The Ridiculous Foot Job Claim (10:06) ===

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[00:01:03]  Well, well, well, what do we have here?
[00:01:06]  We got a little audio recording of a voicemail going around.
[00:01:12]  Joe Biden.
[00:01:13]  And it's no other than Joe Biden talking to his boy, Hunter.
[00:01:18]  How did he get this voicemail?
[00:01:20]  It was on that damn laptop that he lived in that damn computer store.
[00:01:24]  Hey, man, what's wrong?
[00:01:25]  Hey, Joe, what's wrong with your boy, man?
[00:01:27]  How you going to masturbate on camera on the laptop if you masturbating doing hookers, snorting cracker, smoking crack?
[00:01:36]  He was getting a foot job, too.
[00:01:37]  You see that?
[00:01:38]  Yeah, I saw that he got a foot job, and you're going to take it to a computer store.
[00:01:41]  Say, man, I need these videos back.
[00:01:43]  I need some damn good videos.
[00:01:45]  His foot job wasn't about none.
[00:01:46]  He couldn't finish.
[00:01:50]  Leave it there.
[00:01:52]  Don't go back.
[00:01:54]  When you know your dad, who your daddy is, and I mean, all that value, I wouldn't take no computers.
[00:02:00]  Just careless.
[00:02:00]  Just careless, man.
[00:02:01]  You just turn that laptop into a damn diary of everything, everything that...
[00:02:08]  What's wrong with you, man?
[00:02:10]  You got voicemails.
[00:02:13]  You got foot jobs on there.
[00:02:15]  You got nut busting.
[00:02:16]  You got your smoking crack.
[00:02:18]  Why would you even record that?
[00:02:20]  Hey, why would you record you smoking heroin and then jerking off?
[00:02:24]  Why?
[00:02:25]  What's the point?
[00:02:26]  You trying to get caught?
[00:02:28]  He was like this.
[00:02:35]  He went on tremblers.
[00:02:36]  Yeah.
[00:02:37]  Yeah, whatever.
[00:02:38]  But anyway.
[00:02:39]  Hey, did you see his tip, man?
[00:02:40]  It looked kind of weird.
[00:02:42]  Like a dog did.
[00:02:43]  Why your dick so red?
[00:02:45]  You got a red rocket, honey.
[00:02:48]  Y'all know when a dog get in erection, that red thing comes out.
[00:02:51]  Like, ooh.
[00:02:52]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:53]  What is that?
[00:02:54]  That's what Hunter Biden worked with.
[00:02:57]  A red rocket.
[00:02:58]  Now, don't look at me.
[00:02:59]  Don't judge me because, I mean, I was doing some investigative journalism as far as looking at those videos.
[00:03:06]  I wasn't cock staring or anything like that.
[00:03:08]  It's just, it was bright red.
[00:03:09]  I couldn't help but look at it.
[00:03:11]  Like, what is that?
[00:03:12]  Oh, my God.
[00:03:13]  I think I would jump into a UPS truck if I had a red rocket.
[00:03:17]  Hey, man, but let's go to the audio.
[00:03:19]  I've never seen a red rocket on a human being.
[00:03:24]  Funnels got a red rocket.
[00:03:26]  Look, I voted.
[00:03:27]  It's Palestine.
[00:03:28]  It's 8.15.
[00:03:32]  On Wednesday night, if you get a chance, give me a call.
[00:03:35]  It doesn't hurt you.
[00:03:36]  Just want to talk to you.
[00:03:37]  I thought the article released the thing on online.
[00:03:40]  It's going to be printed tomorrow.
[00:03:41]  The times was good.
[00:03:43]  I need to clear.
[00:03:45]  And anyway, if you get a chance, give me a call.
[00:03:49]  I love you.
[00:03:51]  What a nice family.
[00:03:53]  I love you, son.
[00:03:54]  Don't call me.
[00:03:55]  It's not urgent.
[00:03:57]  Then you know we're in the clear.
[00:04:00]  I mean, if he ain't did nothing wrong, why are you using the words we in the clear?
[00:04:03]  Yeah, you got some shit a guilty man would say.
[00:04:05]  Yeah, we're in the clear.
[00:04:06]  We didn't.
[00:04:07]  They didn't got it.
[00:04:08]  I mean, if he was in the clear, why would you say it?
[00:04:11]  Yeah, but anyway, if he in the clear, why would you have to mention that you're clear if you was in the clear to begin with?
[00:04:18]  Yeah.
[00:04:19]  It means he's like, oh, wow, man, we're in the clear.
[00:04:26]  I mean, but we all already knew that they weren't in the clear.
[00:04:31]  I mean, remember the photo that came out?
[00:04:32]  Joe and the son was golfing with these two guys.
[00:04:35]  Turns out one of them is one of Hunter Biden's business partners with Burisma, the natural gas company.
[00:04:43]  His name is Devin Archer.
[00:04:44]  Yeah, they were on the board together.
[00:04:46]  And who's that beside Devin Archer?
[00:04:48]  Is that Daly the Golfer?
[00:04:51]  Man, shut up.
[00:04:53]  Of course, when you walk up and you're golfing, right, Joe Biden is the vice president of the United States.
[00:04:58]  Hey, son, who the fuck are these two guys?
[00:05:01]  That's going to come up in the conversation.
[00:05:03]  Because he's the president of the United States.
[00:05:05]  He's got a...
[00:05:05]  He's vice president, you mean?
[00:05:06]  Well, he's the vice president of the United States.
[00:05:08]  He can't be hanging out with hooglins.
[00:05:11]  Yeah, what?
[00:05:12]  Hooglams.
[00:05:14]  Hoodlums, bitch.
[00:05:16]  Take the G out.
[00:05:18]  What?
[00:05:18]  It's Hoodlums.
[00:05:19]  That's why I said Hoodlums.
[00:05:21]  You said hooglemes.
[00:05:25]  You get what I say.
[00:05:26]  Yeah, I know what you're saying.
[00:05:28]  Yeah.
[00:05:28]  Being the vice president, you got to be involved in your kids' lives.
[00:05:31]  You got to know what they're up to because your kids are a direct reflection on you as vice president.
[00:05:36]  Exactly.
[00:05:36]  So I would think you would know exactly what your son's doing 24-7.
[00:05:43]  Yeah.
[00:05:43]  I mean, he was taking what?
[00:05:45]  Air Force 2, Air Force 1, and flying up to these damn countries doing business.
[00:05:50]  I mean, but, you know, his son's a crackhead.
[00:05:52]  He didn't know that.
[00:05:53]  So I'm sure he knew his son was a crackhead.
[00:05:57]  You think so?
[00:05:59]  Yeah.
[00:05:59]  And no reason why we got these voicemails because of that damn laptop.
[00:06:04]  How are you going to masturbate on a laptop doing crack, masturbating, buying prostitutes?
[00:06:09]  Yeah.
[00:06:09]  Why would you even smoke crack and getting prostitutes and foot jobs?
[00:06:14]  Why would you even record it?
[00:06:15]  Why would you record yourself smoking heroin and then jerking off?
[00:06:20]  I mean, what's the purpose?
[00:06:21]  So he can relive the moment.
[00:06:24]  What a jerking off?
[00:06:25]  The nut busting.
[00:06:27]  You don't need to record that.
[00:06:30]  Well, he wants to see it.
[00:06:33]  He likes to watch himself, huh?
[00:06:35]  Yeah.
[00:06:35]  Why would you take that laptop when it stops working?
[00:06:37]  Hey, man, I need you to fix his laptop.
[00:06:40]  I had him busted by 500 nuts on this laptop.
[00:06:43]  I need these.
[00:06:44]  I got some hot scenes on.
[00:06:45]  I got some foot job.
[00:06:46]  He got a foot job scene on that end.
[00:06:48]  Yeah.
[00:06:49]  Your mushroom tip looked like a damn infection.
[00:06:53]  Why is it so red?
[00:06:55]  Yeah.
[00:06:55]  Like a damn red rocket.
[00:06:57]  Like a damn dog dick.
[00:06:59]  Y'all ever see a dog get in a wreck and that be a black, all that black friend did some red shit out of it?
[00:07:04]  That's Hunter Biden's mushroom tip.
[00:07:06]  Yeah, Hunter Biden looked like he circumcised himself.
[00:07:10]  I don't know if that was, I don't know.
[00:07:12]  Maybe he just got a real bad foot job or something.
[00:07:14]  Yeah.
[00:07:15]  Scraping the hell out of it.
[00:07:17]  Well, he did get a, I saw the foot job.
[00:07:20]  I was doing some investigative journalism.
[00:07:22]  That's why I was looking at it.
[00:07:23]  I need to be able to speak to the facts that's on that laptop.
[00:07:27]  Everybody knows Joe Biden, and Joe Biden's been what?
[00:07:30]  Saying for what?
[00:07:31]  Several months last year.
[00:07:32]  I don't know nothing about my son's business dealings.
[00:07:35]  And if he was in business with him, I know he did everything the right way.
[00:07:39]  If he didn't know, he's an incompetent father.
[00:07:41]  Because if I'm the vice president, I'm going to be in all my kids' lives.
[00:07:45]  I'm going to know exactly what they're up to because you ain't going to make me look stupid on TV.
[00:07:48]  I mean, Biden, you're actually what you claim Trump is.
[00:07:52]  Yeah, that's beautiful what you just said.
[00:07:54]  Everything you claim Trump to be, yeah, corrupt family doing all this stuff, money, all this crazy stuff, business, all these foreign businesses.
[00:08:02]  No, that was you and your son.
[00:08:04]  Yeah, it's no, it's no problem with your son being the capitalist being having some business dealings, but he don't know nothing about energy.
[00:08:09]  He knows a lot about crack, but not energy.
[00:08:12]  This dude is on the head of a board of a Ukrainian natural gas company, and in it, ironic, we sending money to them to help them fight Russia.
[00:08:24]  Hmm, that's fishy, but the media don't touch it.
[00:08:29]  They don't call it suspicious, they don't call none of that out.
[00:08:33]  I don't mean to speculate and go into conspiracy theories, but I mean, I think there's a reason why I should have said I'm gonna go and say it.
[00:08:43]  I got freedom to speech yo.
[00:08:45]  I think that's a it's a huge reason why Putin invaded uh Ukraine.
[00:08:50]  That's why Putin, I think so.
[00:08:51]  I mean, they Ukraine is in bed with a lot of uh U.S. and business Democrats in the United States.
[00:08:57]  So that's why Putin.
[00:08:58]  Yeah, that's why I think he invaded.
[00:09:00]  He didn't invade when Trump was in there.
[00:09:02]  Yeah, who knows?
[00:09:05]  Maybe the truth will come out eventually.
[00:09:08]  I hope so.
[00:09:10]  Hope there's some more laptops laying around somewhere.
[00:09:12]  You think we'll get fact-checked?
[00:09:14]  Fact-check for what?
[00:09:15]  For stating an opinion?
[00:09:16]  No, for Hunter's Red Rocket.
[00:09:20]  How are we going to get fact-checked on that?
[00:09:21]  I mean, he fact-checked you on anything.
[00:09:23]  I can see it now.
[00:09:24]  Harsh Twins, Joe Biden's mushroom, Hunter Biden's mushroom tip is not a red rocket.
[00:09:30]  Partly false.
[00:09:31]  He got a real bad foot job.
[00:09:36]  This is partly false that was reported by the Harsh Twins.
[00:09:39]  I can see that.
[00:09:40]  He didn't get a hand job.
[00:09:41]  That's partly false.
[00:09:42]  He got a foot job.
[00:09:44]  He doesn't have a red rocket.
[00:09:46]  It's partly false.
[00:09:47]  He got a real bad foot job.
[00:09:50]  I mean, these fact checks are ridiculous.
[00:09:53]  Yeah.
[00:09:54]  But the only way we're going to get down to the bottom of this is if we get a Republican as a president again, we take back to Congress.
[00:10:02]  And then we're going to have the crackhead hearings.
[00:10:04]  Not no January 6th hearings.
[00:10:06]  We're going to have the crackhead, crackhead prostitute foot job hearings.

=== False Rocket Hearing Reports (01:42) ===

[00:10:11]  How about the red?
[00:10:12]  The red rocket hearings.
[00:10:15]  Gonna have the Hunter Biden getting high, busting nuts, foot jobs, red rocket hearings.
[00:10:21]  I still don't understand it.
[00:10:22]  I can understand you want to.
[00:10:23]  I mean, I don't do drugs, but I mean, you're going to smoke her.
[00:10:26]  What's the purpose of recording it?
[00:10:27]  I mean, are you trying to get caught?
[00:10:30]  I mean, really?
[00:10:31]  You left your laptop there?
[00:10:33]  Your dad's vice president, nice president.
[00:10:35]  I mean, are you trying to screw your dad over?
[00:10:39]  Hey, your dad, he's a good dad, man.
[00:10:42]  He still stands up for you.
[00:10:43]  You the smartest son of a bitch I know.
[00:10:46]  You the dumbest son of a bitch I know.
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