Joe Biden and the Hodgetwins clash over his use of "intercourse" for global interactions, sparking a debate on religious hypocrisy and sexual definitions. While the twins argue the term implies sex, they concede its valid meaning as communication, yet refuse to vote for Biden due to his "Potty Mouth." The segment concludes with a promotional discount code, "reparations," ironically linking economic recovery to the pandemic's impact. Ultimately, the episode highlights how semantic disputes can overshadow political accountability in modern discourse. [Automatically generated summary]
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Avoiding Offense With Christians00:03:47
I would get much more engaged in the world.
We can't step back.
If, in fact, for example, we solve the problem in the United States of America and you don't solve it in other parts of the world, you know what's gonna happen.
We're gonna have you're gonna have travel bans.
You're gonna not be able to do have economic intercourse around the world.
There's intercourse, Joe?
Intercourse?
Come on, man.
You could come up with a better word than intercourse.
Anything but intercourse.
People have a one-track mind, Joe.
When I think of intercourse, I'm thinking of taking my mother.
Shut up!
You gonna piss the Christians off again.
Remember, I'm tired of these Christians getting on us, man, just because we curse, man.
They call us the Potty Mouth twins.
Look, just because I curse, don't make you a better Christian than me.
I was raised by a good Christian, mama.
Damn good Christian.
Southern old school Christian, man.
Yeah.
Mama.
Now tell you what, you piss mama off, she'll cuss your ass out up in the church.
Remember, daddy?
Don't you go in on daddy and his brother?
Look, Joe, you could have used any word.
I would have used the word like, like discourse.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, look it up.
Look up the word intercourse.
Yeah, that's right, man.
We should look it up, man.
Maybe.
We double check everything because we conservative.
Yeah, maybe we've been a little tough on Sleepy Joe, man.
I mean, I already know what the definition is.
It means when I take my mushroom tip and slam it inside of a forgiveness.
Hey, come on now.
You forgot about the gay people.
That's not called intercourse.
That's called sodomy.
Oh, that's right.
That's a sin.
You better repent.
You're going to burn in hell.
We Christians.
Hey, hey, gay people.
Don't worry.
You go to hell and be right there beside you.
Did some sodomy with the wife this morning?
We all gonna burn in hell.
No, man.
What's the word mean?
Intercourse.
Intercourse.
Does it come with pictures?
Would you shut up?
Well, hurry up.
Pull it up.
Was that clean enough for you Christians out there?
Sip intercourse.
It's Google now.
Now, keep that in mind.
It's Google.
Hell, don't come with no damn pictures.
Man, shut up.
Says, here it is, everybody.
Intercourse.
Communication or dealings between individuals or groups.
Crazy old bastard used it.
But Joe, don't use intercourse.
Use discourse.
Use communication.
Use intercourse.
Hey, look, he could have used.
I could use some choices there, Joe.
Relations, dealings.
Stay away from the word intercourse.
Anything.
I don't even use the word intercourse when I want to have sex with the wife.
Hey, baby.
You want to have some intercourse tonight?
Don't nobody use that word, man.
Hey, Joe.
Oh, man.
You know what, man?
Even though you did use that word perfectly, I mean, you used it perfectly to the T. I'm still not voting for you.
I don't care how much Hillary likes you.
Yeah.
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