Hodgetwins - Joe Biden Calls For More Intercourse Around the World!
Aired: 2020-04-30
Duration: 03:48


=== Avoiding Offense With Christians (03:47) ===

[00:00:00]  I would get much more engaged in the world.
[00:00:02]  We can't step back.
[00:00:03]  If, in fact, for example, we solve the problem in the United States of America and you don't solve it in other parts of the world, you know what's gonna happen.
[00:00:11]  We're gonna have you're gonna have travel bans.
[00:00:13]  You're gonna not be able to do have economic intercourse around the world.
[00:00:16]  There's intercourse, Joe?
[00:00:20]  Intercourse?
[00:00:21]  Come on, man.
[00:00:22]  You could come up with a better word than intercourse.
[00:00:25]  Anything but intercourse.
[00:00:28]  People have a one-track mind, Joe.
[00:00:30]  When I think of intercourse, I'm thinking of taking my mother.
[00:00:33]  Shut up!
[00:00:35]  You gonna piss the Christians off again.
[00:00:37]  Remember, I'm tired of these Christians getting on us, man, just because we curse, man.
[00:00:41]  They call us the Potty Mouth twins.
[00:00:42]  Look, just because I curse, don't make you a better Christian than me.
[00:00:47]  I was raised by a good Christian, mama.
[00:00:49]  Damn good Christian.
[00:00:50]  Southern old school Christian, man.
[00:00:51]  Yeah.
[00:00:52]  Mama.
[00:00:53]  Now tell you what, you piss mama off, she'll cuss your ass out up in the church.
[00:00:59]  Remember, daddy?
[00:01:00]  Don't you go in on daddy and his brother?
[00:01:05]  Look, Joe, you could have used any word.
[00:01:07]  I would have used the word like, like discourse.
[00:01:10]  Yeah.
[00:01:11]  Yeah, I mean, look it up.
[00:01:12]  Look up the word intercourse.
[00:01:14]  Yeah, that's right, man.
[00:01:14]  We should look it up, man.
[00:01:15]  Maybe.
[00:01:16]  We double check everything because we conservative.
[00:01:18]  Yeah, maybe we've been a little tough on Sleepy Joe, man.
[00:01:21]  I mean, I already know what the definition is.
[00:01:23]  It means when I take my mushroom tip and slam it inside of a forgiveness.
[00:01:30]  Hey, come on now.
[00:01:31]  You forgot about the gay people.
[00:01:33]  That's not called intercourse.
[00:01:34]  That's called sodomy.
[00:01:36]  Oh, that's right.
[00:01:37]  That's a sin.
[00:01:40]  You better repent.
[00:01:42]  You're going to burn in hell.
[00:01:44]  We Christians.
[00:01:46]  Hey, hey, gay people.
[00:01:48]  Don't worry.
[00:01:49]  You go to hell and be right there beside you.
[00:01:51]  Did some sodomy with the wife this morning?
[00:01:58]  We all gonna burn in hell.
[00:02:00]  No, man.
[00:02:02]  What's the word mean?
[00:02:03]  Intercourse.
[00:02:03]  Intercourse.
[00:02:04]  Does it come with pictures?
[00:02:07]  Would you shut up?
[00:02:08]  Well, hurry up.
[00:02:09]  Pull it up.
[00:02:09]  Was that clean enough for you Christians out there?
[00:02:14]  Sip intercourse.
[00:02:16]  It's Google now.
[00:02:17]  Now, keep that in mind.
[00:02:18]  It's Google.
[00:02:18]  Hell, don't come with no damn pictures.
[00:02:21]  Man, shut up.
[00:02:22]  Says, here it is, everybody.
[00:02:24]  Intercourse.
[00:02:25]  Communication or dealings between individuals or groups.
[00:02:42]  Crazy old bastard used it.
[00:02:45]  But Joe, don't use intercourse.
[00:02:47]  Use discourse.
[00:02:49]  Use communication.
[00:02:50]  Use intercourse.
[00:02:50]  Hey, look, he could have used.
[00:02:53]  I could use some choices there, Joe.
[00:02:55]  Relations, dealings.
[00:02:58]  Stay away from the word intercourse.
[00:03:00]  Anything.
[00:03:00]  I don't even use the word intercourse when I want to have sex with the wife.
[00:03:05]  Hey, baby.
[00:03:05]  You want to have some intercourse tonight?
[00:03:08]  Don't nobody use that word, man.
[00:03:10]  Hey, Joe.
[00:03:11]  Oh, man.
[00:03:11]  You know what, man?
[00:03:12]  Even though you did use that word perfectly, I mean, you used it perfectly to the T. I'm still not voting for you.
[00:03:19]  I don't care how much Hillary likes you.
[00:03:22]  Yeah.
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[00:03:41]  The reparations for us.
[00:03:44]  Because of this Kung Flu, we ain't got no new shows come.
[00:03:47]  Yeah.