Bernie Sanders' free college proposal faces scrutiny over unsustainable tax burdens and potential degree devaluation, while Joe Biden's alleged dismissal of a woman and ambiguous gun control stance spark accusations of instability. The segment contrasts skilled trades with higher education, critiques the Second Amendment's purpose regarding tyranny versus hunting, and characterizes Democrats as tyrants trapped between extreme ideologies, ultimately framing these political maneuvers as evidence of broader systemic failures and rhetorical aggression. [Automatically generated summary]
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Free College vs. Real Success00:03:44
Is making public colleges and universities tuition free so that all of our people have the opportunity to get a higher education in a competitive global economy.
Is that a radical idea?
Free.
Has a nice ring to it, don't it?
Oh my God, it's free.
I can go to college for free.
I'm going to be a doctor.
And you know what I'm going to do with my degree?
I'm going to cure COVID-19.
Look, ain't nothing in this world free.
If you think, come on now, you can't be that gullible and that stupid.
Look, how do you think they're going to pay for all this?
Who's going to pay the teacher?
Yeah.
He or she wants a livable wage.
Who's going to pay for your books?
Books expensive.
Who's going to pay for the electricity to keep the lights on while the teacher's teaching?
Right?
Who's going to pay that damn college professor, man?
Yeah, who's going to pay for that hand sanitizer so COVID-19 don't spread all over the school?
You know how they're going to pay for it?
They're going to raise your taxes.
That's right.
Not only are you going to pay for your own free education through taxes, you're going to pay for everybody else's free education to the day you die.
You're going to pay for that college education like 10 times, 10 times, 20 times.
Yeah.
Bernie keeps saying it's free.
Look, that's a marketing employer.
Yeah, when somebody says free, slam the door in their face because they're lying to you.
Look, my first job out of high school was a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman.
These damn vacuums was $3,000.
Do you think I went up to your door and said, hey, I got a great $3,000 vacuum I want to sell you?
Yeah, come on in.
$3,000.
Man, you know what I'd do?
I'd knock on your door and say this.
Hey, you just want a free carpet shampoo.
And they'll be like, what?
Free?
Oh, hell yeah.
Come on in.
Clean my carpet in six months.
Yeah, I would clean that carpet.
Yeah.
Right?
Show them how great this damn vacuum is.
And guess what?
I just sold them a $3,000 vacuum.
Not really, that damn $3,000 turned into $5,000 because that's what you're going to pay with all the interest.
That's if you finish paying for the vacuum.
Vacuum.
Most of them got repo.
Look, yeah, when you go in a game show, they say, you just want a brand new car.
No, you just want some new taxes, you idiot.
Look, ain't nothing for free.
Look, let's say everybody got a free education.
When I got my college degree, I was competing against 5, 10, 15, 20 other college graduates.
Right?
If everybody's got a college degree, not only you competing against hundreds of other people, thousands, thousands.
Your college degree is now worth a GED.
It's equivalent to a GED.
Yeah, everybody's got it.
Look, college education is a business.
It's to make money.
Just because you get a college degree do not mean you're going to be successful.
Man, I got a college degree, entry-level.
I said, I got an account degree.
Great.
Start you off at 10 bucks an hour.
I was like, what?
You don't need a college degree to be successful.
You can learn a trade like plumbing, electrician.
It's plenty.
Man, there's so many ways to make money and be successful.
Just because you don't go to school don't mean you can't be successful.
And just because you go to school and get a college degree means you're going to be successful.
Yeah.
You competing against thousands.
Everybody's getting a free education.
Good luck finding a job with that degree.
Bernie Sanders.
Free.
We ain't even got the Medicare for all.
He wants to give people free houses.
Y'all really want to make your government that powerful?
Are y'all bat shit crazy?
I think so.
You liberals are stupid.
Degrees Don't Guarantee Wealth00:04:57
You're full shit.
All right.
No, no, no, shush.
Shush.
I support the Second Amendment.
You're not allowed to own any weapon.
I'm not taking your gun away at all.
And you want to bail when you said you're going to take our guns out.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's take your AR, your AR-14s and whatever.
Okay, this is not okay.
Hold on, hold on, all right.
There's a lot of guys.
In America, with handguns, there are what you call a swapper.
Why are you asking me for a swap right when you go buy the handguns?
Joe, the first words out of your mouth after somebody asks you a question is, you're full of shit.
Hey, Joe, why is it when you looking at somebody, look like you looking around?
Look like you either looking through them or you looking around them.
You look, man, you look dazed.
Hey, man, that ain't funny.
Stop, man.
Did he get facelift?
His skin on his face is tight as shit.
All right.
All right, let's keep him.
All right, look here, Joe.
Look, now that lady that asked you to keep it moving, you told her to shush.
She was, I think she looked like a person of color.
Yeah.
Could you imagine if Trump did this?
Trump somewhere and say, hey, I got talking.
Somebody said, shush.
Shush.
Yeah, you look very misogynistic.
Yeah, that'd be all over us, CNN, if that was Trump doing it.
Yeah, I've been married for 20 years.
I've never told my wife to shush.
Anyway, look, the man asked you.
Shush!
See how rude that is, Joe?
If you go overseas and you sit down with a foreign leader, you get pissed off, and you're going to tell him to shush?
Oh, no, he's going to tell them, you're full of shit.
Let's go outside, tough guy.
Let's do some push-ups.
Let's do some push-ups.
Come on, tough guy.
I think he even asked the dude to take it outside.
But anyway, look here, the man asked you a legitimate question.
Why are you trying to ban ARs, right?
When the majority of gun deaths in this country are because of handguns.
Yeah.
Us 2A advocates, we're scared that once you get the AR, now you coming for the handguns.
Yeah.
Because it's very easy for you to say, oh, we're going to ban ARs.
And then it's like, look, we banned AR.
We really need to ban handguns.
Yeah.
And you very vague about this Second Amendment thing.
Yeah, the Second Amendment is to protect us from a tyrannical government.
Not just for hunting, not just for self-defense.
It's to protect it from old crazy people just like you.
Hey, Joe, seriously, oh man, it's horrible what the Democrat Party's doing this, man.
This cognitive ability is a failure.
You are the Muhammad Ali of politics.
You need to retire.
Man, he reminds me of mama.
He does, Joe.
Mama was a sweet lady, man.
One minute, then she would cuss your ass out the next.
I remember when my remember had mom say I wouldn't got mom's sweet potato pot.
Mom loves sweet potato pot.
I say, mama, how you like sweet potato?
Oh, I love sweet potato pot, Keith.
I love, I want nuts.
I said, you can't have no more, mama.
Your blood sugar's gonna go through this.
Come on, fuck this pot.
I remember one time she said us to Burger King.
Keith Kevin, can y'all go down to the Burg King?
Oh, she's the king of burgers and go get me one of them double burgers and them double waffles.
She likes to whopper.
She loves her whopper, man.
Yeah.
She gave me very specific instructions.
Go down there and get me a double whopper.
I want X to ketchup.
Y'all know I love X to ketchup.
I come back 10 minutes later.
Hey, mama, here's your whopper.
She looks at the whopper.
What the hell is all this damn ketchup?
Hold on, you two, you two are idiots.
You can't do nothing right.
You're just like your daddy.
Hey, all three of you fool.
Hey, you remember, remember we went to church?
Mama said, let's go to church.
Mama's a very Christian lady, right?
We just left church.
Mama was in a great mood.
She had a Sunday outfit on.
Mama even got the Holy Ghost.
Yeah, right?
It was a special day, man.
Right?
We went to Dennis, right?
And we got there, and there was a white hostess there.
She said, well, I'm sorry it's going to be a 10-minute wait.
Mama looked at her said, you racist white bitch.
I said, mama, mama, she's not racist, mama.
Look at all the black people in here eating.
They look at it like you crazy, mama.
We gotta get out of here.
So, man, that's you, Joe.
You getting the older you get, the bitter you get.
You're not stable.
When you talking to somebody, look like you looking through them or around them.
You forget where you at half the time.
You're not fit.
Well, the Democrat Party, they're stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Who else you got?
You got a communist, and then you got the fake Indian.
You got Hillary back in the works, but everybody's tired of her.
Look, we on the Second Amendment advocates, we do not like the liberals, man.
Y'all are so vague when it comes to the Second Amendment and our Constitution.