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March 5, 2020 - Hodgetwins
03:35
Joe Biden Forgets the Declaration of Independence
# unpaid child support presidential fitness political rhetoric barack obama bayo bernie sanders child support communist declaration of independence democratic party donald trump joe biden muhammad ali

Joe Biden faces aggressive criticism for allegedly forgetting the Declaration of Independence's core principle that "all men are created equal," with hosts mocking his fitness by comparing him to Muhammad Ali and citing personal failures like losing keys. The segment highlights perceived inequality between Biden and his son regarding unpaid child support, accuses Democrats of hypocrisy, and predicts Donald Trump would decisively defeat Biden in a debate. Ultimately, the discussion concludes with strong support for Trump's presidency while questioning the viability of the current administration's leadership. [Automatically generated summary]

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All Men Are Not Created Equal 00:03:35
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
All men and women created by the gold, you know this, you know the thing.
Jesus Christ, Joe.
It's all men are created equal.
How could you forget that?
The thing?
The thing of majigger.
The thing of majigger.
Joe, you and your son is living proof that all men are not created equal.
How could you forget the Declaration of Independence?
Do you even know why the Declaration of Independence was written?
That's the premise.
All men are created equal, and you forget that?
Yeah, you ain't got to memorize the entire thing.
You just got to memorize the most important part.
All men are created equal.
But we all know that's bullshit now.
Joe, you guys, the Democrats, y'all claim that you guys are the party of diversity.
This should be your punchline every night.
Every night.
I mean, something, man, you, Joe, you like the Muhammad Ali of politicians, man.
You should have returned a long time ago.
Somebody throw in the towel.
Like it rocket.
Yeah.
Throw in the towel.
Somebody throw in the damn towel.
Throwing the towel.
Hey, man, I would tell you, Joe, to use a teleprompter, but you probably just forget it at home, man.
Or forget it that it's even on.
Joe, how many times have you locked your keys in the car?
Do you still...
How many times have you lost your wallet, Joe?
I'm thinking.
I bet you Joe is the type of person that will go in the kitchen and put a pot of hot noodles on and forget about it.
Come back, that whole house didn't burnt down.
What's that beeping?
I smell something burning.
Hey, Joe, I don't think you're equipped to be president, man.
Yeah.
I'm seriously, man.
You should step aside.
I mean, half the time when you open your mouth, I'm thinking you are actually trying to help Trump win.
Yeah.
That's what it seems like to me.
I know why you're running for president, Joe.
Your son needs a job again, right?
He can't pay his child support.
You and your son is the poster child that all men are not created equal.
You two guys are scumbags.
Hey, Joe, next time you do a public speaking event, do me a favor.
Don't do cocaine with your son.
That's what he's doing.
Yeah, he's got to be doing something.
Look, hey, Joe, I still like you better than Bernie.
Yeah, that's not saying much.
He's a fing communist.
Joe, man, I can't wait to just show down with Trump during the debate.
Yeah, you're going to get the nomination.
They can't give it to Bernie.
They can't give it to a damn communist.
They got to give it to you, sleepy Joe, because he would destroy the Democrat Party.
He would, man.
You'd be actually doing everybody on the right a favor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But that debate with Trump, oh, that's going to be pure entertainment.
I got my popcorn ready.
Got my beer ready.
Got my large pepperoni pizza.
Oh, that's going to be ready.
Yeah.
Cause Trump is going to mop the floor with you, tough guy.
Trump 2020.
Yeah.
Hey, we got some new shows coming.
Donald Trump is your president.
And if you like it or not, see that energy you had with Barack.
Cause you know this Trump train don't stop.
Tell Bayo to please come try to take my glove.
That need a dead dad.
And I'm coming through your hood in my red hat.
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