Hodgetwins - Bernie Sanders Free College Idea & Joe Biden Curses and Threatens Voter!
Aired: 2020-03-13
Duration: 08:42


=== Free College vs. Real Success (03:44) ===

[00:00:00]  Is making public colleges and universities tuition free so that all of our people have the opportunity to get a higher education in a competitive global economy.
[00:00:12]  Is that a radical idea?
[00:00:15]  Free.
[00:00:16]  Has a nice ring to it, don't it?
[00:00:19]  Oh my God, it's free.
[00:00:20]  I can go to college for free.
[00:00:22]  I'm going to be a doctor.
[00:00:25]  And you know what I'm going to do with my degree?
[00:00:27]  I'm going to cure COVID-19.
[00:00:31]  Look, ain't nothing in this world free.
[00:00:33]  If you think, come on now, you can't be that gullible and that stupid.
[00:00:37]  Look, how do you think they're going to pay for all this?
[00:00:40]  Who's going to pay the teacher?
[00:00:41]  Yeah.
[00:00:42]  He or she wants a livable wage.
[00:00:44]  Who's going to pay for your books?
[00:00:45]  Books expensive.
[00:00:46]  Who's going to pay for the electricity to keep the lights on while the teacher's teaching?
[00:00:50]  Right?
[00:00:51]  Who's going to pay that damn college professor, man?
[00:00:53]  Yeah, who's going to pay for that hand sanitizer so COVID-19 don't spread all over the school?
[00:00:57]  You know how they're going to pay for it?
[00:00:59]  They're going to raise your taxes.
[00:01:01]  That's right.
[00:01:02]  Not only are you going to pay for your own free education through taxes, you're going to pay for everybody else's free education to the day you die.
[00:01:08]  You're going to pay for that college education like 10 times, 10 times, 20 times.
[00:01:12]  Yeah.
[00:01:13]  Bernie keeps saying it's free.
[00:01:14]  Look, that's a marketing employer.
[00:01:16]  Yeah, when somebody says free, slam the door in their face because they're lying to you.
[00:01:20]  Look, my first job out of high school was a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman.
[00:01:24]  These damn vacuums was $3,000.
[00:01:27]  Do you think I went up to your door and said, hey, I got a great $3,000 vacuum I want to sell you?
[00:01:32]  Yeah, come on in.
[00:01:33]  $3,000.
[00:01:35]  Man, you know what I'd do?
[00:01:36]  I'd knock on your door and say this.
[00:01:38]  Hey, you just want a free carpet shampoo.
[00:01:41]  And they'll be like, what?
[00:01:43]  Free?
[00:01:43]  Oh, hell yeah.
[00:01:44]  Come on in.
[00:01:45]  Clean my carpet in six months.
[00:01:47]  Yeah, I would clean that carpet.
[00:01:49]  Yeah.
[00:01:50]  Right?
[00:01:50]  Show them how great this damn vacuum is.
[00:01:53]  And guess what?
[00:01:54]  I just sold them a $3,000 vacuum.
[00:01:56]  Not really, that damn $3,000 turned into $5,000 because that's what you're going to pay with all the interest.
[00:02:02]  That's if you finish paying for the vacuum.
[00:02:04]  Vacuum.
[00:02:04]  Most of them got repo.
[00:02:08]  Look, yeah, when you go in a game show, they say, you just want a brand new car.
[00:02:15]  No, you just want some new taxes, you idiot.
[00:02:18]  Look, ain't nothing for free.
[00:02:21]  Look, let's say everybody got a free education.
[00:02:24]  When I got my college degree, I was competing against 5, 10, 15, 20 other college graduates.
[00:02:29]  Right?
[00:02:30]  If everybody's got a college degree, not only you competing against hundreds of other people, thousands, thousands.
[00:02:36]  Your college degree is now worth a GED.
[00:02:39]  It's equivalent to a GED.
[00:02:41]  Yeah, everybody's got it.
[00:02:43]  Look, college education is a business.
[00:02:45]  It's to make money.
[00:02:46]  Just because you get a college degree do not mean you're going to be successful.
[00:02:50]  Man, I got a college degree, entry-level.
[00:02:52]  I said, I got an account degree.
[00:02:53]  Great.
[00:02:54]  Start you off at 10 bucks an hour.
[00:02:57]  I was like, what?
[00:02:58]  You don't need a college degree to be successful.
[00:03:00]  You can learn a trade like plumbing, electrician.
[00:03:04]  It's plenty.
[00:03:05]  Man, there's so many ways to make money and be successful.
[00:03:08]  Just because you don't go to school don't mean you can't be successful.
[00:03:12]  And just because you go to school and get a college degree means you're going to be successful.
[00:03:15]  Yeah.
[00:03:16]  You competing against thousands.
[00:03:19]  Everybody's getting a free education.
[00:03:21]  Good luck finding a job with that degree.
[00:03:23]  Bernie Sanders.
[00:03:24]  Free.
[00:03:25]  We ain't even got the Medicare for all.
[00:03:28]  He wants to give people free houses.
[00:03:29]  Y'all really want to make your government that powerful?
[00:03:32]  Are y'all bat shit crazy?
[00:03:34]  I think so.
[00:03:36]  You liberals are stupid.

=== Degrees Don't Guarantee Wealth (04:57) ===

[00:03:44]  You're full shit.
[00:03:45]  All right.
[00:03:46]  No, no, no, shush.
[00:03:48]  Shush.
[00:03:50]  I support the Second Amendment.
[00:03:52]  You're not allowed to own any weapon.
[00:03:54]  I'm not taking your gun away at all.
[00:03:56]  And you want to bail when you said you're going to take our guns out.
[00:03:58]  Wait, wait, wait.
[00:03:59]  Let's take your AR, your AR-14s and whatever.
[00:04:02]  Okay, this is not okay.
[00:04:03]  Hold on, hold on, all right.
[00:04:06]  There's a lot of guys.
[00:04:12]  In America, with handguns, there are what you call a swapper.
[00:04:16]  Why are you asking me for a swap right when you go buy the handguns?
[00:04:20]  Joe, the first words out of your mouth after somebody asks you a question is, you're full of shit.
[00:04:26]  Hey, Joe, why is it when you looking at somebody, look like you looking around?
[00:04:32]  Look like you either looking through them or you looking around them.
[00:04:35]  You look, man, you look dazed.
[00:04:42]  Hey, man, that ain't funny.
[00:04:43]  Stop, man.
[00:04:44]  Did he get facelift?
[00:04:45]  His skin on his face is tight as shit.
[00:04:50]  All right.
[00:04:50]  All right, let's keep him.
[00:04:51]  All right, look here, Joe.
[00:04:52]  Look, now that lady that asked you to keep it moving, you told her to shush.
[00:04:58]  She was, I think she looked like a person of color.
[00:05:00]  Yeah.
[00:05:01]  Could you imagine if Trump did this?
[00:05:03]  Trump somewhere and say, hey, I got talking.
[00:05:05]  Somebody said, shush.
[00:05:07]  Shush.
[00:05:08]  Yeah, you look very misogynistic.
[00:05:10]  Yeah, that'd be all over us, CNN, if that was Trump doing it.
[00:05:14]  Yeah, I've been married for 20 years.
[00:05:15]  I've never told my wife to shush.
[00:05:18]  Anyway, look, the man asked you.
[00:05:20]  Shush!
[00:05:23]  See how rude that is, Joe?
[00:05:25]  If you go overseas and you sit down with a foreign leader, you get pissed off, and you're going to tell him to shush?
[00:05:30]  Oh, no, he's going to tell them, you're full of shit.
[00:05:33]  Let's go outside, tough guy.
[00:05:34]  Let's do some push-ups.
[00:05:35]  Let's do some push-ups.
[00:05:36]  Come on, tough guy.
[00:05:37]  I think he even asked the dude to take it outside.
[00:05:39]  But anyway, look here, the man asked you a legitimate question.
[00:05:42]  Why are you trying to ban ARs, right?
[00:05:44]  When the majority of gun deaths in this country are because of handguns.
[00:05:48]  Yeah.
[00:05:49]  Us 2A advocates, we're scared that once you get the AR, now you coming for the handguns.
[00:05:54]  Yeah.
[00:05:55]  Because it's very easy for you to say, oh, we're going to ban ARs.
[00:05:58]  And then it's like, look, we banned AR.
[00:06:00]  We really need to ban handguns.
[00:06:02]  Yeah.
[00:06:02]  And you very vague about this Second Amendment thing.
[00:06:05]  Yeah, the Second Amendment is to protect us from a tyrannical government.
[00:06:09]  Not just for hunting, not just for self-defense.
[00:06:12]  It's to protect it from old crazy people just like you.
[00:06:14]  Hey, Joe, seriously, oh man, it's horrible what the Democrat Party's doing this, man.
[00:06:18]  This cognitive ability is a failure.
[00:06:22]  You are the Muhammad Ali of politics.
[00:06:25]  You need to retire.
[00:06:26]  Man, he reminds me of mama.
[00:06:28]  He does, Joe.
[00:06:29]  Mama was a sweet lady, man.
[00:06:31]  One minute, then she would cuss your ass out the next.
[00:06:34]  I remember when my remember had mom say I wouldn't got mom's sweet potato pot.
[00:06:39]  Mom loves sweet potato pot.
[00:06:40]  I say, mama, how you like sweet potato?
[00:06:42]  Oh, I love sweet potato pot, Keith.
[00:06:44]  I love, I want nuts.
[00:06:46]  I said, you can't have no more, mama.
[00:06:47]  Your blood sugar's gonna go through this.
[00:06:48]  Come on, fuck this pot.
[00:06:52]  I remember one time she said us to Burger King.
[00:06:55]  Keith Kevin, can y'all go down to the Burg King?
[00:06:57]  Oh, she's the king of burgers and go get me one of them double burgers and them double waffles.
[00:07:01]  She likes to whopper.
[00:07:02]  She loves her whopper, man.
[00:07:04]  Yeah.
[00:07:04]  She gave me very specific instructions.
[00:07:07]  Go down there and get me a double whopper.
[00:07:08]  I want X to ketchup.
[00:07:09]  Y'all know I love X to ketchup.
[00:07:12]  I come back 10 minutes later.
[00:07:13]  Hey, mama, here's your whopper.
[00:07:14]  She looks at the whopper.
[00:07:15]  What the hell is all this damn ketchup?
[00:07:17]  Hold on, you two, you two are idiots.
[00:07:21]  You can't do nothing right.
[00:07:23]  You're just like your daddy.
[00:07:25]  Hey, all three of you fool.
[00:07:28]  Hey, you remember, remember we went to church?
[00:07:30]  Mama said, let's go to church.
[00:07:31]  Mama's a very Christian lady, right?
[00:07:33]  We just left church.
[00:07:34]  Mama was in a great mood.
[00:07:36]  She had a Sunday outfit on.
[00:07:38]  Mama even got the Holy Ghost.
[00:07:40]  Yeah, right?
[00:07:41]  It was a special day, man.
[00:07:42]  Right?
[00:07:43]  We went to Dennis, right?
[00:07:45]  And we got there, and there was a white hostess there.
[00:07:47]  She said, well, I'm sorry it's going to be a 10-minute wait.
[00:07:49]  Mama looked at her said, you racist white bitch.
[00:07:53]  I said, mama, mama, she's not racist, mama.
[00:07:56]  Look at all the black people in here eating.
[00:07:58]  They look at it like you crazy, mama.
[00:08:00]  We gotta get out of here.
[00:08:02]  So, man, that's you, Joe.
[00:08:03]  You getting the older you get, the bitter you get.
[00:08:06]  You're not stable.
[00:08:07]  When you talking to somebody, look like you looking through them or around them.
[00:08:12]  You forget where you at half the time.
[00:08:15]  You're not fit.
[00:08:16]  Well, the Democrat Party, they're stuck between a rock and a hard place.
[00:08:19]  Who else you got?
[00:08:21]  You got a communist, and then you got the fake Indian.
[00:08:25]  You got Hillary back in the works, but everybody's tired of her.
[00:08:29]  Look, we on the Second Amendment advocates, we do not like the liberals, man.
[00:08:34]  Y'all are so vague when it comes to the Second Amendment and our Constitution.
[00:08:38]  We don't like you guys, man.
[00:08:40]  You guys are a bunch of tyrants.