Hodgetwins - Joe Biden Forgets the Declaration of Independence
Aired: 2020-03-05
Duration: 03:35


=== All Men Are Not Created Equal (03:35) ===

[00:00:00]  We hold these truths to be self-evident.
[00:00:03]  All men and women created by the gold, you know this, you know the thing.
[00:00:07]  Jesus Christ, Joe.
[00:00:11]  It's all men are created equal.
[00:00:13]  How could you forget that?
[00:00:15]  The thing?
[00:00:16]  The thing of majigger.
[00:00:17]  The thing of majigger.
[00:00:19]  Joe, you and your son is living proof that all men are not created equal.
[00:00:24]  How could you forget the Declaration of Independence?
[00:00:26]  Do you even know why the Declaration of Independence was written?
[00:00:29]  That's the premise.
[00:00:30]  All men are created equal, and you forget that?
[00:00:31]  Yeah, you ain't got to memorize the entire thing.
[00:00:34]  You just got to memorize the most important part.
[00:00:38]  All men are created equal.
[00:00:40]  But we all know that's bullshit now.
[00:00:42]  Joe, you guys, the Democrats, y'all claim that you guys are the party of diversity.
[00:00:50]  This should be your punchline every night.
[00:00:53]  Every night.
[00:00:54]  I mean, something, man, you, Joe, you like the Muhammad Ali of politicians, man.
[00:00:59]  You should have returned a long time ago.
[00:01:02]  Somebody throw in the towel.
[00:01:04]  Like it rocket.
[00:01:05]  Yeah.
[00:01:05]  Throw in the towel.
[00:01:07]  Somebody throw in the damn towel.
[00:01:10]  Throwing the towel.
[00:01:13]  Hey, man, I would tell you, Joe, to use a teleprompter, but you probably just forget it at home, man.
[00:01:19]  Or forget it that it's even on.
[00:01:22]  Joe, how many times have you locked your keys in the car?
[00:01:26]  Do you still...
[00:01:27]  How many times have you lost your wallet, Joe?
[00:01:29]  I'm thinking.
[00:01:30]  I bet you Joe is the type of person that will go in the kitchen and put a pot of hot noodles on and forget about it.
[00:01:37]  Come back, that whole house didn't burnt down.
[00:01:41]  What's that beeping?
[00:01:43]  I smell something burning.
[00:01:47]  Hey, Joe, I don't think you're equipped to be president, man.
[00:01:50]  Yeah.
[00:01:50]  I'm seriously, man.
[00:01:52]  You should step aside.
[00:01:54]  I mean, half the time when you open your mouth, I'm thinking you are actually trying to help Trump win.
[00:01:59]  Yeah.
[00:02:00]  That's what it seems like to me.
[00:02:03]  I know why you're running for president, Joe.
[00:02:04]  Your son needs a job again, right?
[00:02:07]  He can't pay his child support.
[00:02:11]  You and your son is the poster child that all men are not created equal.
[00:02:16]  You two guys are scumbags.
[00:02:17]  Hey, Joe, next time you do a public speaking event, do me a favor.
[00:02:22]  Don't do cocaine with your son.
[00:02:25]  That's what he's doing.
[00:02:26]  Yeah, he's got to be doing something.
[00:02:28]  Look, hey, Joe, I still like you better than Bernie.
[00:02:31]  Yeah, that's not saying much.
[00:02:32]  He's a fing communist.
[00:02:35]  Joe, man, I can't wait to just show down with Trump during the debate.
[00:02:40]  Yeah, you're going to get the nomination.
[00:02:42]  They can't give it to Bernie.
[00:02:43]  They can't give it to a damn communist.
[00:02:45]  They got to give it to you, sleepy Joe, because he would destroy the Democrat Party.
[00:02:50]  He would, man.
[00:02:51]  You'd be actually doing everybody on the right a favor.
[00:02:54]  Yeah.
[00:02:55]  Yeah.
[00:02:55]  But that debate with Trump, oh, that's going to be pure entertainment.
[00:02:58]  I got my popcorn ready.
[00:03:00]  Got my beer ready.
[00:03:01]  Got my large pepperoni pizza.
[00:03:03]  Oh, that's going to be ready.
[00:03:04]  Yeah.
[00:03:05]  Cause Trump is going to mop the floor with you, tough guy.
[00:03:09]  Trump 2020.
[00:03:10]  Yeah.
[00:03:12]  Hey, we got some new shows coming.
[00:03:14]  Donald Trump is your president.
[00:03:16]  And if you like it or not, see that energy you had with Barack.
[00:03:20]  Cause you know this Trump train don't stop.
[00:03:22]  Tell Bayo to please come try to take my glove.
[00:03:31]  That need a dead dad.
[00:03:33]  And I'm coming through your hood in my red hat.