Dave Chappelle's endorsement of Andrew Yang sparks intense criticism regarding the comedian's influence and Yang's proposed "$1,000 a month" freedom dividend. The speaker dismantles the plan as fiscally impossible, noting its estimated $4 to $5 trillion annual cost exceeds the previous year's total budget, while dismissing automation fears as modern fear-mongering akin to past ozone depletion alarms. Ultimately, the segment argues that relying on celebrity endorsements over independent reasoning validates a strategy of government dependency rather than true freedom. [Automatically generated summary]
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Dave Chappelle Endorses Yang00:01:39
Dave, you had me going there for a second after your last special.
I thought you was conservative there for a second.
Yeah.
No, you batshit crazy just like the rest of Hollywood.
Dave, Andrew Yang, are you kidding me, man?
I'm a better candidate than Andrew Yang.
Look, I go on Twitter, right?
And it's trending.
Dave Chappelle, great comedian, endorses Andrew Yang.
Damn.
I'm thinking, I'm like, man, it should have said, Dave Chappelle endorses socialist moron.
That's what it should have said.
Man, I'm kind of shocked, man.
I'm shocked.
Dave, Dave, listen to me.
How you endorse a man who had two of his male constituents at a rally get down on their knees.
Andrew Yang put out this whipped cream.
He actually jacked it a couple times and then he busted it right in their mouth.
A cup of whipped cream.
How the hell can you endorse somebody like this?
You want that man to be your president?
In fact, you doing a meet and greet.
You running a rally.
Why do you even get whipped cream?
Those two don't even go together.
Dave, Dave, man.
Yeah, I'm sure Dave has his reasons.
I don't know what the hell they are, but you cannot come to me and say, I'm voting for Andrew Yang because my favorite comedian, Dave Chappelle, says so.
No, you got to have your own reasons why you're voting for Andrew Yang.
And it cannot be because of Dave Shappelle.
Don't Vote For Dependency00:04:43
Like, if you come to me and say, look, I'm voting for Andrew Yang because I want to depend on my government.
I want this $1,000 a month.
I want to be dependent on my government.
I want the government to take care of me.
I want the government to take care of every aspect of my life.
Yeah.
If you come to me saying that, that's why you vote for Andrew Yank, at least you know what you're voting for.
But if you say you voting for Andrew Yang because the best comedian of all time endorsed him, then you shouldn't vote.
I don't say anybody can vote for Yang because this dude has absolutely no damn machine.
If I vote for a man, he's got to have a good, strong Joe line broad shoulders.
Like Clint Eastwood, like Donald Trump, good, strong jaw.
This dude got the profile of a damn rooster.
You stand from the side, he like this.
Yay!
Look, he's offering the freedom dividend, which is $1,000 a month to every American.
I don't know how the hell he's going to come on all that money because when I put 330 million Americans times $1,000 a month, my damn calculator gets an error message.
So I'm thinking Andrew Yang has got a damn X-Rox machine and he's printing on Fennec $100 bills.
Look, I think it's around $4 to $5 trillion that would cost that being our budget each year.
That's what our budget was this past year.
He's going to double the budget and he ain't even got down.
He ain't even got to Medicare for all.
He ain't got to paid family free health care.
He ain't got to none of that.
He wants to legalize marijuana.
I know why.
Because he's going to tax the shit out of me.
He'd be like, hey, man, Andrew Yang, man.
Yay.
Hey, where's my weed at?
Give me a couple of them joints.
Thank you.
$1,000?
What the hell is this $999 freedom pack?
Look, the reason why he's institute.
I like that word.
Institute.
He's a damn socialist moron.
This $1,000 dividend.
Yeah.
He's fearmongering.
He said we got a crisis on our hands.
In the next couple of decades of some automation, computers are going to take away people's jobs.
Andrew Yang is pushing this idea that cyber dime systems, sky nets, it's real.
Skynet.
Skynet.
That butcher robot's gonna take American jobs.
When you go to the Burger King, it's gonna be a damn Terminator.
Your damn postman is gonna be a damn Terminator.
Your Uber driver is gonna be a damn Terminator.
And Tesla's gonna make these big tractor cradles just round the truck with nobody in there delivering packages.
Democrats are smart.
They are.
They know there's a lot of stupid people in this country.
Andrew Yang knows, hey man, if I get Dave Chappelle to endorse me, this dude's a big-time comedian.
People look up to this dude.
People will actually vote for me just because they like Dave.
Because they like Dave.
Look, there's the, okay, look.
Look, I tell you like this.
If you vote for Andrew Yang because Dave Chappelle endorses him, you shouldn't be voting.
You shouldn't vote for anything because it doesn't make sense.
How are you going to raise all this money for that freedom dividend?
You're going to raise through taxes.
People are so stupid.
Even if you do become president, you start paying people $1,000 dividend.
All you're doing is giving them that money back from all the taxes you had to raise.
Look, man, got him a check, man.
This dude is fear-mongering.
He's doing everything Democrats have been doing for decades.
I mean, for years, they've been telling...
I remember when Acid Rain.
Remember Acid Rain?
Where's it like Haskuze?
Acid Rain.
It's going to kill everybody.
It's going to kill the crops.
We're going to all starve to death.
Dozone layer is completely going to be depleted.
The sun's going to come up one day and it's going to radiate the shit out of all of us.
None of that happened.
And now he's talking about it's fear-mongering.
That's all he's doing.
He's a socialist, fear-mongering troll.
Yeah, if you vote for him, man.
Listen to me.
If anybody's watching this video, you're actually willing to vote for Andrew Yang.
First of all, you need to go get your damn head check because what he's selling you, he's actually buying your vote.
He's not selling you freedom.
He's selling you government dependency.
He's selling you socialism.
He wants the government to take care of your medical.
He wants the government to take care of your income.
He wants the government to take care of family paid leave.
He wants the government to handle every aspect of your life.