Hodgetwins - Comedian Dave Chappelle endorses Andrew Yang
Aired: 2020-01-16
Duration: 06:22


=== Dave Chappelle Endorses Yang (01:39) ===

[00:00:00]  Dave, you had me going there for a second after your last special.
[00:00:03]  I thought you was conservative there for a second.
[00:00:04]  Yeah.
[00:00:05]  No, you batshit crazy just like the rest of Hollywood.
[00:00:12]  Dave, Andrew Yang, are you kidding me, man?
[00:00:15]  I'm a better candidate than Andrew Yang.
[00:00:19]  Look, I go on Twitter, right?
[00:00:22]  And it's trending.
[00:00:23]  Dave Chappelle, great comedian, endorses Andrew Yang.
[00:00:29]  Damn.
[00:00:30]  I'm thinking, I'm like, man, it should have said, Dave Chappelle endorses socialist moron.
[00:00:35]  That's what it should have said.
[00:00:39]  Man, I'm kind of shocked, man.
[00:00:40]  I'm shocked.
[00:00:41]  Dave, Dave, listen to me.
[00:00:43]  How you endorse a man who had two of his male constituents at a rally get down on their knees.
[00:00:50]  Andrew Yang put out this whipped cream.
[00:00:52]  He actually jacked it a couple times and then he busted it right in their mouth.
[00:00:57]  A cup of whipped cream.
[00:00:59]  How the hell can you endorse somebody like this?
[00:01:02]  You want that man to be your president?
[00:01:03]  In fact, you doing a meet and greet.
[00:01:06]  You running a rally.
[00:01:07]  Why do you even get whipped cream?
[00:01:10]  Those two don't even go together.
[00:01:15]  Dave, Dave, man.
[00:01:18]  Yeah, I'm sure Dave has his reasons.
[00:01:20]  I don't know what the hell they are, but you cannot come to me and say, I'm voting for Andrew Yang because my favorite comedian, Dave Chappelle, says so.
[00:01:32]  No, you got to have your own reasons why you're voting for Andrew Yang.
[00:01:37]  And it cannot be because of Dave Shappelle.

=== Don't Vote For Dependency (04:43) ===

[00:01:39]  Like, if you come to me and say, look, I'm voting for Andrew Yang because I want to depend on my government.
[00:01:44]  I want this $1,000 a month.
[00:01:48]  I want to be dependent on my government.
[00:01:50]  I want the government to take care of me.
[00:01:52]  I want the government to take care of every aspect of my life.
[00:01:55]  Yeah.
[00:01:56]  If you come to me saying that, that's why you vote for Andrew Yank, at least you know what you're voting for.
[00:02:00]  But if you say you voting for Andrew Yang because the best comedian of all time endorsed him, then you shouldn't vote.
[00:02:06]  I don't say anybody can vote for Yang because this dude has absolutely no damn machine.
[00:02:13]  If I vote for a man, he's got to have a good, strong Joe line broad shoulders.
[00:02:16]  Like Clint Eastwood, like Donald Trump, good, strong jaw.
[00:02:20]  This dude got the profile of a damn rooster.
[00:02:24]  You stand from the side, he like this.
[00:02:27]  Yay!
[00:02:30]  Look, he's offering the freedom dividend, which is $1,000 a month to every American.
[00:02:35]  I don't know how the hell he's going to come on all that money because when I put 330 million Americans times $1,000 a month, my damn calculator gets an error message.
[00:02:44]  So I'm thinking Andrew Yang has got a damn X-Rox machine and he's printing on Fennec $100 bills.
[00:02:51]  Look, I think it's around $4 to $5 trillion that would cost that being our budget each year.
[00:02:59]  That's what our budget was this past year.
[00:03:02]  He's going to double the budget and he ain't even got down.
[00:03:05]  He ain't even got to Medicare for all.
[00:03:07]  He ain't got to paid family free health care.
[00:03:11]  He ain't got to none of that.
[00:03:12]  He wants to legalize marijuana.
[00:03:14]  I know why.
[00:03:15]  Because he's going to tax the shit out of me.
[00:03:18]  He'd be like, hey, man, Andrew Yang, man.
[00:03:21]  Yay.
[00:03:22]  Hey, where's my weed at?
[00:03:23]  Give me a couple of them joints.
[00:03:25]  Thank you.
[00:03:26]  $1,000?
[00:03:28]  What the hell is this $999 freedom pack?
[00:03:35]  Look, the reason why he's institute.
[00:03:39]  I like that word.
[00:03:40]  Institute.
[00:03:41]  He's a damn socialist moron.
[00:03:43]  This $1,000 dividend.
[00:03:45]  Yeah.
[00:03:45]  He's fearmongering.
[00:03:46]  He said we got a crisis on our hands.
[00:03:50]  In the next couple of decades of some automation, computers are going to take away people's jobs.
[00:03:55]  Andrew Yang is pushing this idea that cyber dime systems, sky nets, it's real.
[00:04:03]  Skynet.
[00:04:04]  Skynet.
[00:04:04]  That butcher robot's gonna take American jobs.
[00:04:08]  When you go to the Burger King, it's gonna be a damn Terminator.
[00:04:11]  Your damn postman is gonna be a damn Terminator.
[00:04:15]  Your Uber driver is gonna be a damn Terminator.
[00:04:18]  And Tesla's gonna make these big tractor cradles just round the truck with nobody in there delivering packages.
[00:04:23]  Democrats are smart.
[00:04:26]  They are.
[00:04:27]  They know there's a lot of stupid people in this country.
[00:04:31]  Andrew Yang knows, hey man, if I get Dave Chappelle to endorse me, this dude's a big-time comedian.
[00:04:38]  People look up to this dude.
[00:04:39]  People will actually vote for me just because they like Dave.
[00:04:42]  Because they like Dave.
[00:04:44]  Look, there's the, okay, look.
[00:04:46]  Look, I tell you like this.
[00:04:47]  If you vote for Andrew Yang because Dave Chappelle endorses him, you shouldn't be voting.
[00:04:52]  You shouldn't vote for anything because it doesn't make sense.
[00:04:56]  How are you going to raise all this money for that freedom dividend?
[00:04:58]  You're going to raise through taxes.
[00:05:00]  People are so stupid.
[00:05:01]  Even if you do become president, you start paying people $1,000 dividend.
[00:05:05]  All you're doing is giving them that money back from all the taxes you had to raise.
[00:05:10]  Look, man, got him a check, man.
[00:05:12]  This dude is fear-mongering.
[00:05:13]  He's doing everything Democrats have been doing for decades.
[00:05:17]  I mean, for years, they've been telling...
[00:05:18]  I remember when Acid Rain.
[00:05:19]  Remember Acid Rain?
[00:05:21]  Where's it like Haskuze?
[00:05:22]  Acid Rain.
[00:05:24]  It's going to kill everybody.
[00:05:26]  It's going to kill the crops.
[00:05:27]  We're going to all starve to death.
[00:05:29]  Dozone layer is completely going to be depleted.
[00:05:31]  The sun's going to come up one day and it's going to radiate the shit out of all of us.
[00:05:35]  None of that happened.
[00:05:36]  And now he's talking about it's fear-mongering.
[00:05:39]  That's all he's doing.
[00:05:40]  He's a socialist, fear-mongering troll.
[00:05:43]  Yeah, if you vote for him, man.
[00:05:46]  Listen to me.
[00:05:47]  If anybody's watching this video, you're actually willing to vote for Andrew Yang.
[00:05:51]  First of all, you need to go get your damn head check because what he's selling you, he's actually buying your vote.
[00:05:56]  He's not selling you freedom.
[00:05:58]  He's selling you government dependency.
[00:06:02]  He's selling you socialism.
[00:06:03]  He wants the government to take care of your medical.
[00:06:06]  He wants the government to take care of your income.
[00:06:08]  He wants the government to take care of family paid leave.
[00:06:11]  He wants the government to handle every aspect of your life.
[00:06:14]  That is not freedom.
[00:06:15]  That is not liberty.
[00:06:17]  That's not even liberal.
[00:06:19]  That's socialism.
[00:06:20]  That's back shit Crazy.