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Jan. 14, 2020 - Hodgetwins
05:43
Elizabeth Warren's dumb thoughts on Gun Rights and Trudeau's Response to Iran Airplane Tragedy

Hodgetwins host a heated debate on gun control and foreign policy, arguing that universal concealed carry laws fail given the 200 to 300 million guns in circulation. The discussion mocks Elizabeth Warren's intelligence and ancestry while criticizing Justin Trudeau's response to Iran's downing of a civilian aircraft. Advocating for military force against Iran, the host claims dropping a bomb is necessary to demonstrate strength. Ultimately, the segment concludes by urging Warren to remove her 30 to 40-person Secret Service detail and confront Iran directly without protection, warning she would be killed on live television if she attempted to negotiate peace. [Automatically generated summary]

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Guns vs Peace in Iran 00:05:00
Last week there was another church shooting.
And the only thing that saved the rest of the congregation were the other two people who there who shot and took out the shooter.
Would you support a universal carry concealed carry law for everyone in the country who's willing to be licensed and checked by the government?
No.
I don't feel safer going to my church.
Knowing somebody could be sitting next to me with weapons.
I don't feel safer going to the mall.
I hate to admit it there, Elizabeth.
I guess what Trump says about you is true.
You are stupid.
You're not very bright.
Man, you're being too mean, man.
You should have said it a different way.
Just say she's not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.
Now, I take it a step further.
She's a butter knife.
I'll take it a step even further.
You a plastic knife.
You're pretty much useless.
This is what y'all wanted.
You wanted universal background checks and training.
Yeah, and license.
Government.
Now you don't want that?
Now you want all these criminals just walk around with guns?
This incident that happened at church, that saved lives when the good guys have the guns.
Yeah.
Y'all don't make any sense.
There's over how many guns in this country?
Over 200 to 300 million guns, man.
That's a whole lot of guns.
And you think y'all gonna come out with some new law saying, because y'all want to ban all guns.
Y'all think y'all just gonna ban all guns and the crimson will be like, ah, damn it.
Oh, man, I'm just gonna throw away my sawed-off shotgun.
I know what I'll do.
I'll go to a construction yard, pick up some cinder blocks, and just bash people in the head with them when I want to rob somebody or hurt somebody.
No, they're gonna keep their guns.
And then all this other nonsense he's spewing.
Tell about she don't feel safe in a church knowing people got guns.
Elizabeth, I know good and well when you go to church, you got secret service with you.
In fact, you got secret service with you 24-7.
As many as 30 to 40 people with you around the clock, making sure you're well taken care of.
Yeah, when you go to the mall, you got somebody there with a gun.
Pretty much just tell your own constituents.
Yeah.
You guys are a bunch of losers.
You don't need guns.
I'm important.
I need security.
If something happens to you, just call the cops.
Just hold down the fort.
Run, scatter, do whatever you got to do.
Duck and roll.
The cops will get there eventually.
Look here, Elizabeth.
You need to lead by example.
You need to get rid of all your security details.
Yeah.
Right?
And plus, we got this issue going on in RAN, right?
Yeah.
Go fly down there to Iran.
We'll bounce your security detail.
Go to them and say, look.
Yeah.
We want peace.
Yeah.
Right?
They're going to be like, peace?
We don't want peace, bitch.
Look, Elizabeth, evil exists.
Ed now and then, you got to drop a bomb on a bitch and send his body parts scattering for about 15 miles to let them know we ain't playing that.
You got to make sure that damn casket is closed during the funeral.
Only thing that's going to be in there is a booth, 10 wedding bands from all his wives, a damn picture of his camel, and his boots.
Look here.
If you was to go down to Iran and say, we want peace, they're going to say, no peace.
They're going to actually kill you.
Not only are they going to kill you, Elizabeth, they're going to chop your fucking head off on live television.
You're going to go out screaming and whippering the entire way.
You liberals, you left.
I believe they would actually hold your head up on national television and yell death to America.
They would do that to you.
Do you realize evil do exist?
Look, I'm not saying drop a bomb on Iran and turn it into an army's parking lot.
All we're saying is, every once in a while, you got to blow somebody up.
Let them know, you know what?
How many times can you do something to America and say, oh, I'll stop that?
Yeah.
Like Justin Trudeau, y'all see his speech?
Telling about he wants some clarity.
What Iran has admitted to is very serious.
Shooting down a civilian aircraft is horrific.
Iran must take full responsibility.
Canada will not rest until we get the accountability, justice, and closure that the families deserve.
You think you're going to get accountability from Iran?
Yeah.
They don't want peace in that country, man.
They can never have peace.
You think that was a mistake?
A mistake?
It's locking your keys in the car.
You think that was a mistake?
Them aiming a damn rocket at a plane, getting in focus and pushing the button?
Y'all think that's a mistake?
This ain't no mistake.
They wanted this.
Yeah.
Elizabeth Warren.
Accountability and No Mistakes 00:00:43
Man, the woman that was bragging about being one one thousandths of a Native American, you can't, you're not bright.
You're not bright at all.
He coaxed you into doing that, and you that stupid to even go public with your results, man.
That's how stupid you are.
You're being mean, man.
She's just a DNA test and talking about, I told you I was Native American.
I'm one one thousandths of Native Americans.
I'm just hearing that number.
I'm not great at math, but one one thousandths.
I know that's not much.
I felt uncomfortable coming out to black people telling them that I was only 52% black.
You out here bragging about being one one thousandth of a Native American.
Woman, you bat chick
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