Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GET OFF MY LAWN: S6E120 - HAVE A SAD MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!

May 23, 2025 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GET OFF MY LAWN: S6E120 - HAVE A SAD MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!

In this somber Memorial Day / God Wheel crossover episode, we honor the fallen soldiers, talk about the history of Memorial Day, open some packages and spin the God Wheel.

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	Gory Gory, what a hell of a way to die.
	Gory Gory from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
	What a hell of a way to die.
	And he ain't gonna jump no more.
	Is everybody happy?
	cried the sergeant looking up.
	Our hero meekly answered yes, and then they stood him up.
	He leaped right out into the blast, aesthetic line unhooked.
	And he ain't gonna jump no more.
	oh 78 gonna jump no more.
	Halu, lu, lu, lu, halu, lu, lu, lu, lu, He counted out, he counted long, he waited for the shot.
	He felt the wind, he felt the gold, he felt the gold.
	God, I'm so scared of any kind of disrespect or blasphemy ever since God threw me off my motorcycle.
	I'm cucked.
	So I feel, I meant, was that disrespectful to end that song before it was done?
	Blood on the risers?
	One of my favorite songs.
	It's a parody of the battle hymn of the Republic.
	It was made big in World War II.
	And it's just a great example of these soldiers not being dupes.
	You know, the myth that Trump said, oh, I don't like my prisoners getting caught.
	I like real soldiers or some shit like that.
	He never said that.
	And the idea that these guys are just blindly going into battle with no idea what the consequences are is kind of a leftist view.
	And clearly they know damn well how fucking dangerous it is to be a paratrooper.
	So they wrote that song about it.
	It's about a paratrooper who jumps off and his legs get tangled up in the, I don't know all the terms.
	The silk from his reserve spilled out and wrapped around his legs.
	The risers swung around his neck.
	Connectors cracked his dome.
	Suspension lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones.
	The canopy became his shroud.
	He hurtled to the ground.
	There was blood on the risers.
	There were brains upon the chute.
	Intestines were a dangling from his paratrooper suit.
	He was a mess.
	They picked him up and poured him from his boots.
	And he ain't going to jump no more.
	So we're not doing a show on Monday.
	I'm going to be doing Memorial Day stuff.
	Probably go to the parade, barbecue.
	I will not be saying happy Memorial Day because that's Veterans Day.
	This is Memorial Day, first day of summer.
	Big day for barbecuing.
	We'll be barbecuing up a storm.
	We just redid our deck.
	Hopefully the pool will be done by then.
	I doubt it.
	But I think it's important that we say, enjoy your Memorial Day.
	Sometimes as a joke, I like to say sad Memorial Day, but I think it's important to say, enjoy your Memorial Day and remember what it's for.
	Because today is the day we commemorate our heroes, the men who died.
	I think it started with the Civil War, post-Civil War.
	We had so many bodies, we needed to start making national graves for them, and the wives and the families would go there every Memorial Day or once a year and, you know, make it nice, trim the grass, put the new flowers there.
	And then we had World War I and World War II, and it became a major day.
	But I think a lot of us forget what it's for.
	It's become the party weekend when you listen to kid rock, which you should do.
	You know, that's why they fought.
	And I was talking to John Cairns there, the Vietnam vet, and I'm like, what about the differentiation between volunteers and those who were drafted?
	Is it different?
	And he's like, nope, a bullet's a bullet, as long as you were at your post.
	And I also said, the guys who didn't go, it's not like you were dragged by your neck.
	Like 75% of the guys who went to Vietnam volunteered.
	And if you didn't want to go, you could piss off to Canada.
	So it's not like there were the brave guys who went there and fought and died.
	And then there was the ones who were dragged against their will screaming.
	There was plenty who went against their will and remained conscientious objectors.
	Like a lot of medics were those kind of guys.
	Or have you ever heard of Sergeant Frank?
	I think it was.
	Was that his name?
	Sergeant York?
	Sergeant York, yeah.
	There was a big, famous movie about him in the 20s, but he was a gigantic six-foot-something redhead who didn't want to go to war.
	He was a conscientious objector.
	Does he deserve any less commemoration?
	Actually, he's a Veterans Day guy because he didn't die in World War I. He's a World War I hero.
	But he captured 135 Germans in one badly confiscated 35 machine guns.
	And I don't know, people were shorter back then.
	So being a six-foot-tall, six-foot-something redhead was intimidating.
	But he was a conscientious objector.
	So my point is, Memorial Day is about every fallen soldier, no matter what the conditions or the war.
	And that's the thing, too, about whether you're drafted or volunteer.
	And obviously we outlawed the draft right after Vietnam.
	You're still incredibly brave, you know, under any circumstance because you sign up as like a Republican guy for Reagan and then you get fucking, you know, a Bill Clinton and you got to go fight some Iraq war.
	They obviously don't know what wars they're going to.
	And it could be the stupidest war in the world.
	Like Vietnam was stemming communism, but no one seems to think that we should have done that.
	I kind of see that point of Vietnam, but I haven't heard anyone.
	World War II is supposed to be the cool one because it was the Nazis and they're bad.
	I don't think we had any idea what was going on with the Jews until years after that war.
	We didn't go there to save the Jews from concentration camps.
	We went there because of Pearl Harbor.
	And then we decided we all of a sudden hate Japanese, Germans, and Italians.
	I don't see that as such a noble war.
	World War I seemed pretty silly.
	I still can't figure out World War I. A bunch of balkanized aggregations of European countries decided that the other one was going to get to them.
	And then someone murdered some guy on his way to a party, some guy with a big mustache.
	And now everyone has to die.
	Some Hungarian fucking ambassador or something.
	What was his name again?
	Archduke of...
	Yeah.
	Franz Ferdinand?
	Yeah.
	Then you had Korea, which I guess was communism.
	That makes more sense to me.
	You know, it's a war that everyone assumes was a retarded piece of shit, but it makes perfect sense to me, is the Falklands.
	What was it?
	Was it Argentina?
	Yeah, I think it was the president of Argentina goes, that's ours.
	And Margaret Thatcher goes, what?
	No, dude.
	We got there of a fucker of a fucking long time ago.
	And there's nothing there but sheep.
	So we planted our flag.
	It's ours.
	But he was, yeah, Argentina.
	So he was having some trouble fucking his secretary.
	He had been caught and it was getting embarrassing.
	So he decided to create a distraction and started a war.
	And so I think a thousand people died according to the punk band Krass.
	But did she have a choice?
	Like, what if someone took Puerto Rico?
	I don't want to die for Puerto Rico, but, you know, it's kind of the rules.
	Like, what if someone says, I get to use your bathroom in your house, and they just live down the street?
	You're like, it's not a huge deal.
	It's just a little bit of pee-pee.
	He promises never to do a number two.
	Just a little bit of pee.
	He's going to come in, use your bathroom, and leave.
	It's not really worth dying for, but it is.
	That's your home.
	They start with the number one, then they go to the number two.
	Then all of a sudden they're in their kitchen, your kitchen, and they're microwaving together.
	Dude, they don't even have to do that.
	It could just remain pee once a week.
	If someone wants to use your bathroom once a week, and they don't have a good reason, like they're a friend or whatever, that's a hill to die on.
	I'm sorry.
	Now, that doesn't mean I support Afghanistan, Iraq.
	I certainly, I know I'm pro-Israel, but I do not want a fucking war with Iran.
	Netanyahu is a war hawk.
	Fuck that guy.
	And plenty of Israelis say the same thing, by the way.
	Anyway, so this episode is still the God's Wheel.
	We'll see how much Memorial Day he wants to inject into these stories.
	But a brief Memorial Day intro and outro.
	And I'll try to keep things nice and long.
	That's what my urologist says every time I go in for a checkup.
	And then you could watch half of this today and half of this on Monday.
	We should be doing Memorial Day stuff anyway on Monday.
	It's going to be nice out, at least up here.
	And you're not going back home.
	Nope, I'm not.
	I'll be around here.
	Because of that letter that I wrote.
	That was a joke.
	No, it was not the joke letter, which I knew it was a joke.
	My mom's name is not Rhonda or Rhoda, whatever you said it was.
	Rhoda?
	Yeah.
	Well, you've been acting weird ever since that letter, and you stopped visiting your parents every weekend.
	Well, wasn't I acting weird before that letter, too?
	No, you've changed.
	I'm probably going to go to the city and go to the Memorial Day parade there, and then come back and have a BBQ.
	Nice.
	Tommy Robinson should be out today, folks.
	That's the good news.
	But let's remember that the fight is never over.
	For example, I have a lot of insiders with Mr. Robinson.
	I'm very happy he's down.
	Unfortunately, he faces more lawfare.
	I believe he's being released today, although that's not for public.
	Oops.
	Well, it wasn't for public knowledge when he sent me this, but this is now published, so it's out.
	Today he's been charged.
	So he got charged.
	When was this?
	Tuesday.
	He was charged with harassment and causing fear of violence.
	So he'll appear in court in June so they can try to get him back into jail.
	Luckily, your average Brit has had enough of this fucking shit and is fed up.
	Okay, so that's all the news I had to get to.
	Yesterday, we had this Jewish museum attack.
	He said free Palestine and went in there shooting people.
	They conveniently leave out the part where he's Hispanic, right?
	Do they mention that?
	They might not have known yet.
	I think that just came out.
	Dude, Jesse Pierce is taken into custody.
	Because he burned his diploma?
	No, that's not what this is about.
	Anyway, no, I think they're avoiding the fact that it was a Hispanic.
	That's even right-wing news.
	I got to say, I've been wearing this World War II helmet, or whatever this is, for about six minutes now, and my head is as itchy as a hundred ant-mans running through my scalp.
	That seems kind of disrespectful.
	Hold on a second.
	Ham, ham, ham.
	And it's not glory, glory.
	What a hell of a way to die.
	It's gory, gory.
	I got kind of a military World War II haircut.
	So they know what they're getting into, is my point.
	Young men.
	Okay, I have some South Africa stuff because everyone's talking about that.
	Of course, we were there first.
	I'm reluctant to get into it in case God will just send me there with racism.
	What do you think?
	Every time I remotely question him, it goes real bad.
	And I still, my elbows still hurt from the wipeout.
	I also hope it is not disrespectful on Memorial Day weekend to open mail.
	I'm treating it like Christmas.
	This town is so white they consider Christmas partying.
	But let's do it.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	They didn't want us not to open our mail.
	And by the way, speaking of World War II, thank you to the black women for improving our morale to the point where we won the war by organizing our mail.
	They're the real heroes.
	We're looking into the new date for the Pittsburgh show.
	It'll just be me.
	I think I'll record a special probably around July 18th, I'm thinking.
	And I'm going to film it, make it a special, because I'm going to take a fucking bath.
	Every one of your tickets for the show that I didn't get to, they're valid.
	So I'm going to sell new ones cheaper, like 20 bucks.
	I don't think I'll sell that many of those.
	And I go to Josh, well, what's the guarantee?
	Like, what do I have to pay the venue?
	He goes, just give them like two or three grand.
	Oh, okay.
	So maybe I'll sell 100 tickets, two grand, so $1,000 to go do a free show.
	Alrighty.
	Okay, that's quite a bit.
	Here's a Christmas card from the Lawrence family.
	That's kind of weird.
	Add these two kids to your Google Doc.
	Oh, I have a, it's not a Google Doc, but I appreciate that.
	This is people I made have babies.
	I also want to put together a whole list of people I red-pilled.
	Because I think it includes Connor McGregor, his coach, Nick Fuentes, Lily, Jake Shields, Sam Hyde, and everyone around Sam Hyde, Jay Johnston.
	It's a hell of a list that I read-pilled.
	And some of them are not happy about it.
	Some of them enjoyed the bliss of ignorance.
	But through like, they told two friends, oops, look at that.
	I pulled out a little tie clip.
	Larry Flint's Hustler Club.
	Okay, I think that's a tie clip.
	And it's a letter, folks.
	A money clip.
	Gavin includes a money clip my ex given me when she worked at the club as a stripper.
	She was also a raging feminist.
	Go figure.
	I've seen that a lot.
	That's why they call it sex work.
	It's liberating.
	It's empowering.
	Because they go, these guys are fawning all over me, and I'm taking their money.
	Yeah, you're taking their money on their terms.
	Like even a dominatrix, I'm a dominatrix.
	I whip these guys.
	Yeah, because they told you to and they enjoy pain.
	So you're not exactly dominating them when they tell you at what time, where, and how to be dominated.
	Go to their house on Thanksgiving and start whipping them as the rest of the family screams.
	Now you're in control.
	I've been beautiful.
	Go and both of them.
	We traveled because you got bad, became Christians.
	Credit to Elijah Schaefer, who I think I also read piled, so back to me.
	And I have a 15-month daughter who is kick-ass.
	We were finally in a place where we decided to take a jump, move from Michigan to Greenville, South Carolina.
	Holy shit, we may meet you there one day.
	We had traveled and stayed in Greenville on one of our trips and loved it.
	Imagine my surprise when I heard the Ant-Man lives here.
	My family and I will be blah, blah, blah.
	Keep it the great fight.
	I'll be introducing my dad to GML on the road trip down as the girls are flying separate.
	Love you, G-Dog.
	We're working on baby number two.
	So I guess I'll just be gay.
	Feel free to read this on the air.
	A little late.
	It's red on the air, my friend.
	It's red on the air.
	Let me just separate the garbage from the gifts.
	Maybe that's the theme of this Memorial Day episode.
	Separate the garbage from the gifts.
	It's kind of weird, right?
	Like you want to enjoy yourself because you know that's what they fought for.
	But at the same time, you don't want to be disrespectful.
	So it's like, have fun, but not too much fun.
	Sad Memorial Day.
	Memorial Day weekend.
	Someone sent a book.
	Oh, I hate.
	I mean, I love when people send their own books.
	It's like a homework assignment.
	I'm from Canarsie and used to bartend in Williamsburg.
	I'm now a mailman in Indiana.
	I listen to Compound Censored six hours a day.
	I broke my ankle.
	It was off work, so I wrote this novel.
	I know fiction is gay, but I appreciate what you add to the culture.
	Tried to mimic that in my way.
	The novel is on Amazon.
	I mentioned you and Anthony and Jim Goat in the book.
	Well, that's an incentive to check it out.
	We'll see what we can do with that.
	What's this package?
	I cannot recommend having a tiny knife on your keychain, by the way.
	Enough.
	Okay.
	It is really fantastic.
	You know what else is one of my favorite things?
	I have reading glasses that have lights on them.
	And they are strength three.
	Now, you know what's fucking weird?
	I've been meaning to mention this because I enjoy minutiae occasionally on the show.
	I cannot buy three strength reading glasses.
	Now, I know those are fucking insane.
	Your eyes look like this when you blink, but I like when I'm reading, looking at like a coffee table book or art, and I want to see like the filament of the pulp.
	Like I want to see every fucking line, especially line art.
	I want it, because I used to do that.
	So I'm very interested in like the penmanship and the curves of every drawing.
	And for that, you need monsters.
	And I go to the pharmacy, and it's only up to 2.5.
	No threes available anymore.
	There used to be, right?
	So I go, oh, whatever.
	I'll go on Amazon.
	They're probably cheaper.
	They have them.
	They're listed.
	The threes.
	I click on it.
	Not available in your area.
	And then I click on a bunch of those and I keep getting that.
	Here's my theory.
	They're like, you can't handle that shit, dude.
	Yeah, I bet.
	You're going to go blind.
	Well, let me go blind.
	Isn't that my prerogative?
	Let me stare at the sun.
	So something weird is going on with that.
	I cannot get my favorite things.
	And it's these glasses.
	All right, what is this now?
	Bacon support awareness.
	Bacon awareness support.
	It's weird when the thing, the words are out of order.
	This is like an AIDS ribbon, but it's bacon.
	That's beautiful.
	These are Alaska Design Studios.
	I guess we're giving them a free ad.
	And what are they got?
	Huge Rock Cafe, Denali, Alaska.
	Okay, okay.
	It's fun.
	This is a good way to get a free ad.
	Our ads are like 500 bucks.
	So you just send me some shit and you get a free one.
	Here we go.
	The Huge Rock.
	And there's a note here.
	Unless I assume be Huge Rock.
	Oh, more stuff.
	It's funny when someone has like a warehouse, just grabbing stuff off shelves takes zero effort.
	But then you end up with 700 things.
	Thank you for that.
	Okay, okay.
	Got a whole catalog here.
	Very eager chap.
	And he said, Gavin, enjoy the shirts, decoys, and magnets.
	This is my smartest reply to all the pretentious liquid eye support ribbons and the huge rock cafe.
	Another joke I came up with.
	This has gone over everybody's head.
	They all ask, where is this place?
	It's just a tribute to the Huge Rock Denali.
	It will always be Mount McKinney to me.
	Mount McKinley to me.
	Love the show.
	Alaska Boy.
	Okay.
	That's fun.
	There's one I'm saving for last because I'm very excited about it.
	Where is this from?
	Where is this from?
	Farmland, Indiana.
	I don't know anything about Indiana, and we seem to get it a lot.
	They played the Knicks recently.
	Ooh, what is this now?
	Ooh!
	Look at that.
	It's a big fancy walking stick that looks like a bone.
	Dries a bone.
	That's cool.
	It's got little things on it.
	All right, that's a lot of fun.
	Just like Christmas here.
	And here's another one.
	Ooh, this one's got a bird which is the bald eagle head.
	Very nice.
	Look at that.
	Cool.
	Oh, I just broke it.
	Just kidding.
	The bird which is the bald eagle is for Gavin, and the bone is for Maddie.
	They are not perfect.
	The bone looks like a ball sack, and the eagle is not realistic, but it's folk art.
	So yeah, it's cheap.
	If you would like any modifications, just send them back.
	Imagine I did that.
	Yeah, could you work on the beak a little bit more, please?
	Really disappointing.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	I'll get it done.
	Thank you for never giving up and continuing to entertain and inform us.
	And that guy is Aaron O'Verdi or something.
	Okay, I think we're pretty much done here with this one last box.
	Oh, this is what I was saving.
	Pale Face merch.
	So I used to put out, when I had a label with Vice, we used to put out this band called Vietnam.
	And I remember the guys from, what are they called?
	LED Sound System.
	What are they called again?
	L C D. L C D Sound System.
	They go, don't make the same mistake JFK did.
	Get out of Vietnam now.
	They work pretty big, though, Vietnam.
	I remember them.
	Yeah.
	So it appears we have the greatest shirts ever made.
	No offense to Huge Rock.
	But are you guys ready for this?
	Because I heard rumors of these.
	I never seen them.
	I ain't never seen them in person.
	But the sticker on it here.
	Ready for this?
	Are you ready?
	Yeah.
	Pale face mercantile.
	All lives matter.
	Holy shit.
	That is so awesome.
	Because people don't know how to handle it.
	It'd be great to wear these to one of those boomer, like, honk if you hate Trump things and just be like, hey, man, I'm here to support you guys.
	Are they all largest?
	Yes.
	They're very good quality, too.
	Same thing, really?
	Yep.
	What's this one now?
	Another sticker there.
	What does that say?
	Old Douglas.
	That's the camel guy.
	And then it says the last great Confederate camel.
	And on the back, it says, Old Douglas was the faithful patient camel of the 43rd MSN Retrieval CSA.
	Douglas was a drum dairy camel and was given to Colonel W.H. Moore by Lieutenant W.H. Hargrove of Company B. Moore assigned Douglas.
	Did you hear any of that?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Facing the mic?
	Yeah.
	Well, that's what we should wear today.
	That's a real guy, right?
	Look that up.
	I mean, a real camel.
	Look up Confederate Camel.
	I mean, Memorial Day started with the Civil War.
	And what does that just say?
	Paleface Mercantile.
	So that's the name of the company.
	Paleface Mercantile.
	Well, that's my new favorite brand.
	Old Douglas.
	Yeah, it's a real thing.
	Let's see them.
	Got a grave over here.
	What do we got?
	Dumb question, but how do you get camels here?
	Probably a big boat.
	Yeah, a big boat back then, probably, right?
	Let's ship some camels over and then just have a compound-censored camel.
	The mantis shrimp didn't pan out.
	All right, we're ready to start the show.
	Let's do this.
	Are you ready?
	Yeah, I'm ready.
	I'll say the South African stuff.
	I hope God gets to it.
	I'm going to assume there's going to be a Memorial Day bent to things, But if not, we'll try to crowbar it in ourselves.
	All right.
	Let's do this.
	The God Wheel.
	The God Wheel.
	Hmm.
	Alright, go to the close-up of me.
	Hmm.
	What do we do here?
	Put the helmet to the other side, maybe?
	That works.
	Mike died.
	We just have to hide the mic stand.
	We can live with that.
	We'll promote the soldiers over the logo.
	Hawkeye, da-da-da.
	I mean, I like that kind of church music, but you can't really dance to it.
	Do people put that on when they're cleaning their room?
	I got to say, I got a text from Lily.
	She's on a plane right now, and her fucking Tim Dylan episode was one of the funnest episodes we've ever had.
	But I was walking through the South Bronx while I was talking to her, and I was like, we are currently at a 100% rate for blacks and crocs.
	Not 99.
	100% of African-American people of color in the Bronx, and I'm going to include most of New York, wear fucking crocs.
	I hate them on kids.
	I obviously hate the shoe.
	That's a given, right?
	But it's just like, you look like a lazy fucking clown.
	Hey, if you're a chef or you're washing your boat, I can find room to forgive you.
	I'm preparing myself to forgive you.
	But like on a plane, you're in crocs.
	It's a joke from idiocracy.
	You're a joke.
	And then that's, of course, we have the sweatpants that can't handle the weight of an iPhone, so they're constantly falling down and getting picked up.
	And then you'll have an adult with his anti-social social club shirt or some fucking fake Yves Saint-Laurent sweatshirt.
	And then the hair with the tarantula legs.
	I mean, you see it in cop videos, but I've had enough.
	All right.
	G-Dog.
	G-O-G-G-Dog.
	G-Dog O-G.
	Let's do it.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	You want to do blacks behaving badly?
	Okay.
	Let's start with from yesterday's notes.
	Okay.
	Actually, that could include South Africa.
	That could.
	That would be more be racism, I guess.
	But no, they are behaving very, very badly.
	Okay, good.
	I think this is God's way of saying, we're good now.
	We're even after the motorcycle thing.
	I want to hear what you do your thing, Gav.
	Do your thing, is what he's saying.
	Okay, God, I'll do my thing.
	And my thing is, today's notes, 1-5.
	So was it Wednesday?
	Yeah, Wednesday, Trump pulled out a video and he showed that there is a massive problem with genocide of white farmers going on.
	It's not genocide.
	I've noticed a lot of Jews getting mad, even my friends getting mad at the word genocide.
	I think they want to keep like Holocaust genocide to themselves.
	What is a genocide?
	To me, a genocide is specifically targeting a particular demographic for murder.
	Because you want, it's ethnic cleansing.
	I don't know if there's a difference between ethnic cleansing and genocide, but it is a well-thought-out mass murder.
	And it is fucking bizarre seeing the left bend over backwards to find excuses for this, these horrific murders.
	If you go to the compound-censored Twitter account, you can see a link to Katie Hopkins and Lauren Southern's documentaries.
	They're not for the faint of heart.
	Do not watch them if you're eating dinner.
	But suffice to say that it's really bad.
	But what these dummies are doing now is they're ignoring per capita.
	And they go, there's lots of murders in South Africa, okay?
	It's the murder capital of the world right now.
	And most of the people dying are black.
	Yeah, like most lions that get bit to death are killed by lions.
	Polar bears eat polar bears, especially if they don't like the cubs or if they're hungry.
	These animals, rats are constantly eating rats.
	So yes, blacks in South Africa are constantly killing other blacks, but the whites do a little bit better than them.
	I'm not even getting the per capita argument yet.
	They do a fair amount better than them because they have the most insane security systems.
	Every South African's home, every white South African's home, I should say, looks like a prison.
	It's got steel gates, it's got razor wire, it's got electric wire, and the electric fences.
	And then there's guns and all kinds, and there's different layers.
	And then even if they can make it to the house, the rooms have bars.
	The rooms are individually locked.
	And yes, they manage to live.
	So it's like saying that the people in Walking Dead, they're fine.
	Most of the people that are doing badly in Walking Dead are zombies.
	Yeah.
	But that doesn't mean that there's not a problem going on.
	Just because it's sort of like the war on Christmas in a sense.
	They go, well, Christmas is still around.
	Yeah.
	It's not doing great.
	It's getting attacked.
	No, even if it is doing great, that still doesn't mean it's not being attacked.
	And then, of course, the per capita argument, which has become the most complex mathematical concept since E equals MC squared, which is there's obviously not a lot of white farmers, well, There's a lot of white farmers in the farming community, but as far as like the population of any city, any country, anywhere, yeah, the farmers are going to be a small portion of that because they need lots and lots of land.
	You go to the projects and you can fit 10,000 Puerto Ricans in one building.
	You go to rural Wisconsin and there's only a few dairy farmers every 100 miles.
	Can you grasp that concept?
	Okay, now I have something else to try to explain to you.
	People are getting in their vehicles and going out to those Wisconsin dairy farmers and torturing them to death with the complicity of the South African government.
	Go do it.
	Shoot de bo, shoot de kil.
	And we've seen, and I think it's in the Lauren Southern documentary, you see them with these strange sticks sticking out of their backpack.
	Those are very expensive pieces of technology.
	They're cell phone jammers.
	They've been supplied by the South African government.
	I mean, it's the president there, C.L. Cyril, what's his name?
	Rampoposa.
	He's not a communist, but he's a socialist.
	Same thing.
	And he, everyone's putting on Julius Malima.
	Is that his name?
	Yeah, Julius Malima, and saying he's the head of the Communist Party.
	Of course, he wants to take all the land and then repackage it and decide who gets what.
	From a black doctor's apartment to a rich, you know, mogul's compound.
	But that doesn't mean Cyril isn't talking about the same kind of shit.
	Cyril's also talking about land claims.
	So to say most of the crime is not the white farmers is the dumbest fucking thing in the world.
	All right?
	They are maybe white farmers, not just whites.
	They do that too.
	They go, whites are doing fine.
	Yeah, how are white farmers doing?
	We didn't just say whites.
	But you guys all know this.
	Anyway, let's watch the American leftist media trip over themselves to defend this because someone up top told them to say the word ambush.
	I assume you've seen this, but let's record it for posterity.
	The dramatic scene in the Oval Office today, the tense confrontation, President Trump ambushing the president of South Africa.
	Next, another Oval Office meltdown.
	President Trump ambushing the president of South Africa.
	President Trump is being accused of conducting something of a diplomatic ambush of South Africa's president in the Oval Office.
	To be with you, I'm Katie Tur.
	President Trump orchestrated another Oval Office ambush today.
	Today, Donald Trump meeting with the President of South Africa and attempting to ambush and humiliate that leader to Zelensky territory, where essentially he was a bit exposed inside the Oval Office.
	There must be a code when they get these dictums where the word we really want you to say will be in bold and red.
	Because I assume, I've heard that the DNC puts out like a newsletter and it pretends just to be a newsletter, but it really is talking points for the leftist media that day.
	But of all the words, they all chose ambush.
	This is just like collusion, existential threat.
	So the magic word must be bold or bold red.
	Red ink costs a little bit more.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	And it's even possible that it also says, make sure you say the word ambush.
	Because you know these dummies might not be able to handle a clue as simple as bold.
	But go ahead.
	Felt like an ambush in there, kind of like the President Zelensky meeting in the Oval Office.
	This was an ambush.
	It was orchestrated.
	General Ramaposa brought his best diplomatic self to this meeting, but nothing could have prepared him for this multimedia ambush.
	What started as to some degree an ambush?
	Well, Katie, I mean, it was an ambush.
	Ambush.
	It's ambushed.
	Ambush.
	Get ambushed.
	Ambushing.
	Ambushed inside the Oval Office.
	Amazing.
	This is what's so great about Twitter.
	When they fuck up like this, we can shove it in their face.
	CNN would like you to know that shoot the boar, shoot to kill, kill the farmer.
	What did farmers have to do with apartheid?
	Wasn't that more of a bureaucratic, you know, urban thing?
	I don't think the farmers were heavily involved in apartheid, but CNN says that that chant is an anti-apartheid chant.
	And if you want to know why, why just talk to the experts in Kenya?
	Want to know about Canada?
	You may want to ask someone in Scotland.
	Larry has been debate over that song, that anti-apartheid chant, right?
	And for people who don't have a historical context, it does potentially appear more literal.
	Talk to us about the debate that has happened inside of South Africa with the recognition of how it appears to people when they hear those words.
	Put the serious faces.
	Yes.
	It is an inflammatory song, without a doubt.
	And many in South Africa, even black South Africans, don't think it should be sung in a post-apartheid world, 30 years plus after apartheid.
	But there are many who grew up under those years of white minority rule who understands the historical context of this song, Kill the Boar, Kill the Farmer, that Julius Malema has made popular again.
	It sort of fell into disuse.
	It's not been that commonly sung after the end of apartheid in 1994, but it's brought it back again to reanimate the issue of the majority of land in South Africa still being owned by white farmers.
	I mean, that's a real stretch.
	So, and the implication there is that it was willed to them.
	They didn't earn it.
	It was stolen from the blacks.
	We've said this 900 times.
	There was no land ownership there.
	It's not really arable.
	It's sort of like the Clive and Bundy terrain with tumbleweeds everywhere.
	And they managed to irrigate it and create farmland, which was a miracle.
	And now I want it back.
	Now, there were some Zulus down there.
	What did Pat Buchanan say?
	Who would integrate better into American culture, a thousand Englishmen or a thousand Zulus?
	There were some Zulus.
	And As AIU will point out, the old, what is it now, Botas, they learned Peter Bota and the grandfathers of the founding fathers of that country, they learned Zulu and corresponded with the Zulus and they bought the land.
	Fair and square.
	I heard it was legal to kill Zulus.
	It was for a moment after the Zulus completely ignored a peace and land negotiation where they agreed to sell them this land and not fight anymore.
	And then the Zulus, at the signing, chopped everyone's heads off.
	They said, all right, well, now it's on.
	So 1-7 is, I think it's the Krassenstein brothers who have been hired to, you know, create dissent with the right and the left.
	And they want you to know that way more blacks die.
	I've already explained the problem with this rationale.
	I think one of the reasons God is sending us here on Memorial Day is to say, this is not what our guys died for.
	And I know this is South Africa, but what he's saying is here in America, this idea of scoffing at genocide.
	So facts.
	White people make up 7.3% of South Africa's population, but they account for just 1.8% of all murder victims.
	Now, that is because of their razor wire, and you've skipped from the white farmers over the white people.
	So now you get all those rich Cape Town residents who can afford security.
	That means black South Africans are far more likely to be murdered than whites by a wide margin.
	The data proves it.
	Trump's fear-mongering isn't just fake.
	It's designed to stoke racial division, which is exactly what he's doing right here.
	And then a common retort I've noticed is right below that tweet where they go, what about these white farmers that killed a black boy?
	And they were prosecuted for it.
	Click on that.
	Now, can you imagine the kangaroo courts that go on?
	It must be appreciated that whether the grievous bodily harm is in fact inflicted on the victim is immaterial in determining...
	Excuse me, Judge, I don't want to interrupt the trial.
	Sorry, Judge, could you tell me what 111 plus 17 is?
	Sorry, Judge, one more question, and I'm sorry to interrupt, but what is a palindrome?
	It is in question.
	The pair were also found guilty of attempted murder, defeating the course of justice, kidnapping, and intimidation.
	Video was posted on the internet last year, showing Mlotswa begging for his life after he was shoved into a coffin.
	Oestezen and Jackson threatened to pour petrol over him and burn him alive.
	They told the court their intention was to teach Mlotswa a lesson for trespassing on their farm, but meant him no harm.
	Mlotswa, who is unemployed, said he's relieved his ordeal is finally over.
	I feel good.
	I feel good about what has happened today.
	Just like we did, we wanted justice.
	We found guilty.
	That's what exactly we were looking for.
	Racism cases have increasingly appeared in South African courts.
	Okay, so that's enough.
	The South African court.
	Kangaroo court.
	Yes, they humiliated him after they caught him stealing from their crops.
	It wasn't one sunflower.
	It was rampant destruction of their crops.
	They could have just shot him, but they would humiliate him, threaten him, whatever works, right?
	And eventually they tied his hands behind his back and put him in the back of the truck and said, we're going to the police station.
	Fair and square.
	He was so scared of getting arrested and betting in trouble with his grandmama that he jumped out of a moving truck and smashed his head against a tree.
	The kangaroo courts took that as murder and they said they beat him to death and put him in a coffin alive while screaming.
	Conflating like the intimidation of earlier with the death later.
	And their shitty justice system fell for it.
	Of course, it was appealed and they got out.
	And then when they got out, it was like, this is more evidence of white lives mattering more than black.
	No, this is more evidence of you can't go to jail for trying to take someone to the police station to arrest them after a silly humiliation ritual.
	So that's what happened there.
	A very difficult thing to research, by the way.
	I had to subscribe to like Zimbabwe News and pay their $1.99 a month to get that information.
	Because it's well hidden by the government.
	That's the other thing you have to understand.
	Just like Palestine and Israel, the news you're getting is state funded on both sides.
	So when you get some bullshit stat like the Krasentine brothers like to talk about, it's horse shit.
	And then how does that end up here?
	See, this is the interesting thing and the tie that goes from South Africa to here.
	It's a global problem, but it's still problematic here, where, as I discussed with Anthony on Wednesday, white men suck.
	They're terrible because they vote red.
	Every other group rocks.
	And like gay white men, I wouldn't count.
	Right?
	So everyone else votes blue.
	So let's aim all our attention at white men, white people, but white men, maybe some Christian females.
	So the way you do this is, well, then we go, but wait a minute.
	What about all this black crime and blacks behaving badly?
	And they go, that's the white people.
	Lying to you and beating them up and torturing them.
	Oh, then, then the dummies disproportionately female go, that sucks.
	I hate that they do that.
	Can I see some examples?
	And so we have what we call white woman porn.
	And if you go to two zero, you can see.
	see the world that they want to exist because it explains black failure and it also vilifies whites and that's what we've been told to do to get the dnc votes can we just take a little mini jew break so i know the anti-semites uh watching right now are like, yeah, because of Jews, Gavin.
	Give us an example of this anti-white shit or this white altruism or this white self-hatred before the end of World War II.
	Okay, I will.
	The war on slavery.
	Whites have always been self-defeating and altruistic, and they feel bad about every other person suffering.
	No other group is like this.
	You think Japan...
	There was a brutal guard there called The Bird.
	Digged him up, The Bird 60 Minutes, World War II, POW.
	So he was a horrific POW camp officer who would torture our guys to death back to Memorial Day, thanks God.
	And so they tracked him down.
	And Louis Zamparini's goal, by the way, was to find this fucking guy and kill him.
	And he went to Japan to do it.
	And then he found Christ and decided not to.
	But when they confronted the bird, he was like, what?
	What is all this attention for?
	Aren't you the POW camp officer who tortured people to death?
	He's like, "Yeah, what?" -Gathering all around here, but an American Olympian of another time came here once and left a part of the world.
	Okay, see if you can fast forward to the bird.
	You've probably never heard of him, but this is the full story of his life.
	Is the bird on this?
	Oh, there he is.
	Watch how apologetic he is.
	Among the Japanese, he was disliked.
	He was hated by all NCO in Omori.
	Japanese NCO.
	Why?
	Why?
	Oh, no question.
	Yeah, that's not him.
	That's the one hated him.
	But he might be coming up.
	In late 1944, Japanese officers brought Zampurini into central Tokyo to radio Japan, and they made him an offer he really couldn't refuse.
	Knowing that Zampurini had the bird wasn't dead, and he isn't.
	This is Mutsuhiro Watanabe.
	Okay, stop.
	And this is the first.
	This is my point.
	White ethnomasochism.
	We feel terrible about everything.
	No one else has this gene.
	And to blame it on the Jews is fucking weak.
	Because what did we do?
	We abolished slavery.
	What did we do when we went to India?
	Way before World War II and the JQ.
	We saw the Sati fires where they were burning their widows because why would a woman want to live after her husband died?
	So all the widows were burned at the stake.
	Like that was just a norm, obviously.
	That's what you do.
	You'd like kill a baby chick if the mother goose died.
	Actually, no, what do whites do?
	They take it in and they build a little hat and a little aquarium.
	So we demanded they stop this centuries-long tradition because it's unethical, because we were worried about these brown widows.
	We lost lots of men, by the way.
	The British lost thousands of men in Africa fighting the African warlords who insisted on continuing slavery after Britain had abolished it.
	And then what did we do?
	We had a massive civil war, ostensibly, at least in part, about slavery.
	So it was, I don't like that little lump there.
	It was a war where we said, this is mean, let's stop it.
	And we sacrificed 5 million of our own men by today's population to stop that injustice.
	That was before the Jews were running the media.
	So why do I bring all this up?
	Because I don't like that about us.
	We should be very proud of ourselves.
	So should the Japanese.
	The Mexicans, they have a lot to be very happy about.
	They're interesting because they're Aztecs and they're conquistadors.
	And both of those people were incredible warriors.
	And you're both.
	So enjoy yourselves.
	I'm not saying the Mexicans should feel shame because they're part conquistador.
	I'm not saying the Japanese should feel shame because they fought us in World War II.
	I'm saying we shouldn't feel shame.
	And to blame it on someone else is annoying.
	So anyway, this is what other people do when they've done bad things and they're confronted with other cultures.
	Take it away, bird.
	First televised interview of his life.
	"B" to "Kickun" is a "Sujima" society in the world.
	They are.
	Where's your eye, dude?
	Zampurini and the other prisoners remember you in particular as being the most brutal of all the guards.
	How do you explain that?
	You know why they called him the bird?
	Because all their nicknames were nice.
	Because if they were like cunt face, they would get beaten.
	So the names were all like the bird, sweetheart, nice guy, cool pants, gorgeous eyes.
	I was not a military officer, but I was not a friend.
	He was a famous person.
	He was a famous person.
	He was a victim.
	He was attacked by a woman.
	I was a man.
	He was a man.
	But Japan didn't remain an enemy of the United States very long.
	And in 1952.
	So that's how they feel.
	Now we have this annoying gene where you shoot it, as Jared Taylor says, you shoot at our feet, racism, bullets, and we dance.
	And again, it runs into some problems where you see blacks behaving badly and you go, why are they doing that?
	And we go, black failure, white guilt.
	No, it's our fault.
	We're the bad guys.
	If you see blacks doing anything bad, it's because they were driven to it.
	So, hence the birth of white women porn.
	Let's look at some white women porn.
	2-0.
	This is probably something that happens all the time in reality, right?
	It's probably happening right now.
	With some white southern racist maid.
	Karen.
	This is what 2-0 is?
	No, 2-0 on yesterday's notes, sorry.
	I apologize, Sean.
	That's not who I am.
	And it's not what this network is about.
	Telling you the wrong dates.
	Notes.
	Maybe we'll have a Memorial Day for me after I kill myself for doing that.
	Oh, that's a little harsh.
	The bitch that blindside me with that candlestick.
	How dare you open your foul mouth to me, Negress?
	Excuse me?
	I may be a maid.
	There are limits to my servitude.
	You best put that food down in front of me before I frisbee this plate at your head.
	Cracker pitch!
	What the hell's going on here?
	Miss Arian's sisterhood came between Queenie and her food.
	I will not stoop to serve her kind.
	You know, Delphine.
	From now on, you are gonna be Queenie's personal slave.
	And Queenie, you ask her to do whatever you need done.
	Make your bed, scrub your toilet, I don't give a shit.
	Sweet.
	There's nothing I hate more than a racist.
	I sure do love chicken pot pie.
	For dessert, you can make me a peach cobbler.
	You never gonna catch a man that way.
	Let alone find one to love you.
	You were my daughter.
	I'd padlock that ice box and throw away the key.
	Peach cobbler won't keep you warming, honey.
	Her problem ain't food, you dumb bitch.
	It's love.
	Dr. Phil says that kids from broken homes use food to replace love.
	It's comforting.
	I think you bitches.
	I broke her home with a physician.
	So now the fact that she's obese is also our fault.
	Way to go, you idiots.
	Here's some more woman porn.
	This happens all the time.
	I'm sure you've seen these videos where white girls go up and just start kicking the shit out of black girls for no reason.
	I'm sick of it.
	Get up.
	Your hair is so pretty.
	Of course, badass chick has to be there, too.
	Get fucked up, bitch.
	Wouldn't her wig just come off?
	I guess at least your hat's dirty that's Built your wire.
	This is a house full of black trash no one wants.
	They're so dirty and disgusting that your own moms and daddies didn't even want you.
	That might be the little girl wires.
	Mom didn't want me.
	Oh, honey.
	Nobody wants you.
	Nobody.
	I mean, except for the trashing boys.
	Don't smile, bitch.
	This is going on the internet.
	Please don't let me care.
	Stop!
	You know what?
	I would wager this has literally never happened once in the history of Earth in any country, in any time.
	It's one of the few things that has never happened.
	Like a kitten has fallen into a jar, an empty jar of pickles.
	They've both rolled down the stairs and it crushed a scorpion to death.
	That has happened.
	Multiple times.
	Maybe seven times.
	There have been times when a part of a plane fell off, a bolt went careening through the air at 200 miles an hour, smashed a guy's beer so severely that he cut his hand and he thought he was just very strong.
	And no one ever realized that it was a bolt going.
	That's happened six times since the beginning of planes.
	This is at zero.
	Uh-oh.
	Jenna Statham has arrived.
	Get out!
	Get up, you little bitches.
	Get up, you little bitch.
	Don't try.
	Are you afraid?
	I see it.
	You can get that gum out of your hair with ice, by the way.
	It's dangerous to be afraid.
	The thing about our porn is it, like, it happens.
	Also, white women porn, the sound is mixed really, really poorly.
	I know.
	I could barely.
	Well, hold on.
	That might be the person who stole the video adding like music to so it won't get copyrighted.
	That's why they have those lines.
	So let's not blame them for everything.
	Okay.
	I know we're anti-femites over here.
	Here is a stupid idiot pizza delivery guy who like he's what 42 years old.
	He delivers pizzas.
	Some dumb bitch is inside there.
	She can't regulate her diabetes.
	Where would they be without a black woman?
	They'd be dead.
	He'd be traumatized.
	She'd be dead.
	Have no fear.
	There's a hotline you can call called 911.
	Is anybody home?
	Oh my God.
	There's a woman on the floor.
	I think she's having a seizure.
	Okay, I'm sending an ambulance now.
	Sir, listen, I need you to clear away anything hard or sharp nearby and gently turn her on her side to protect her airway.
	I'm outside.
	Wasn't it last Cops and Robbery we had that 911 woman who was just hanging up on people?
	One or two ago.
	I think one of them giggled.
	One time she giggled and went, ain't got no time for that.
	That's the reality I see.
	But no, let's just see the white woman's porn reality version.
	I was just delivering a pizza here, and I saw her through the window.
	Okay, what's your name?
	Lance.
	I work at Swords and Slices.
	Okay, I want you to try the front door, see if it's unlocked.
	It's unlocked.
	Oh no, she's not moving.
	Sir, do you know the resident?
	I no, not really.
	I deliver a pizza here every week, but I usually just leave it on the stoop.
	I think she's a shut-in.
	She always says, thank you, breathe night through the internet.
	From what I'm seeing here, Beverly wears a medical bracelet.
	She's a type 1 diabetic, which means she could be having an insulin crash.
	I swear, I got the pizza here on time.
	If she's going into a combo, she's going to give him a lot of time.
	So Lance, listen.
	I'm going to need you to break into the house.
	What am I supposed to do?
	Break down the door with my shoulder?
	I need you to stand three feet away from the door.
	Okay.
	She's an expert in breaking down doors.
	That's it?
	That's the advice?
	Yeah, that's it.
	Do it.
	I'm not strong enough.
	It's barely even budging.
	I need you to hit it with confidence.
	I don't have any confidence.
	I'm a 4-chiro pizza delivery guy.
	I can't do this.
	All right, Lance, let's stop.
	New deal.
	Being inside a liberal woman's brain is a weird place to be, man.
	I feel like I'm in the, what do they call it?
	The dark side, the other place in that get out movie.
	Oh, yeah.
	Or in Stranger Things.
	Yeah.
	The other, like, it's just a weird, spooky place with so much hate.
	They say hate has no home here.
	The way this man is depicted, this white Sambo, is like a loser I've personally never met.
	I've met like big losers.
	They don't call themselves losers.
	They want to hide it.
	We're going to try something called a mule kick, okay?
	That should help you generate enough force.
	Now turn around, face away from the door, take a deep breath.
	Now that woman, she calls you a brave knight, right?
	So I need you to prove it to me.
	Raise your leg up and kick back with as much force as you can.
	Now listen, press two fingers up against her neck next to her windpipe.
	Tell me what you feel.
	Uh, her pulse is going a mile a minute.
	Okay, is she clammy?
	I think so.
	Consistent with an insulin crash.
	Now, hopefully, she has a glucagon pin.
	Lance, I need you to look around for like a white tube.
	Looks like a cigar.
	There's a red top on one end.
	It's probably in her purse.
	Found it.
	Pull the red top off.
	It's going to expose a yellow end, but be careful.
	That's where the needle is.
	Okay, now what?
	Okay, now push that yellow end straight down into her upper arm, and then just hold it there until I say so.
	Okay, I did it.
	How do I know if it's working?
	Go ahead and pull the pin out.
	Oh God, she's waking up.
	Hi there.
	Typical dork.
	Dude, I wish I could find the clip I was talking about with Anthony the other day about the trafficking where the woman that is trafficking this girl, first of all, she's not Mexican, she's white.
	And the woman doing the trafficking is your mom Rhoda.
	Like in a nice sweater.
	She dresses like Sarah Silverman with like a short-sleeved sweater and a flannel underneath.
	It's like, hi, I'm just, you know, trafficking kids.
	Fuck, where is it now?
	Well, whatever.
	I got plenty more.
	I just really like that one.
	Oh, here's a good one.
	You know who's a disgusting pig with no class?
	Jennifer Anniston.
	You know who's classy and elite and constantly disgusted by these disgusting animals?
	Africans and Indians.
	They're the fancy ones.
	Jennifer Anniston, who lives in a 900-room fucking mansion, she's a loser.
	Look at her.
	And a pig.
	The plate.
	Do they not have food?
	Where you come from?
	No, you noticed.
	I just, I'm so used to my husband just eating off my plate, so it's sort of become like a habit.
	But you're not, you're absolutely right.
	It's that I don't need this.
	Don't put it back.
	I was not gonna do that.
	Oh, Americans.
	Do you care for one?
	Pee you.
	Oh, I'm so good.
	Thank you.
	Maybe another time.
	So, um, are you on the bride's side?
	Uh, no.
	I'm Sarah, groom sister.
	I did not know Fic had a sister.
	Yeah.
	You don't carry low tables.
	She's such a...
	So are you reading because you don't like what...
	I forgot the word buffoon.
	She's never seen low tables before.
	She's in fucking India, I believe, but hasn't come across any other tables yet.
	And she's a greedy, fat bitch who takes extra food.
	Africans hate when you do that, when you hoard food at a fancy event.
	Did you know any of this?
	I did not.
	Weddings like this are.
	No, you know, it's small that I don't like people.
	I mean, these people in particular.
	Because as long as Claudette and your brother have fun, that's all that matters.
	Right.
	I don't really understand how anyone gets married.
	Spending so much time with one person, can you imagine?
	Why is she hoarding other food?
	What is next?
	She will take all our sandals.
	Hey, Grok, could you send me the data on what percentage of people who hoard food at fancy events are black and what percentage are white?
	Please make it per capita.
	Let's see how they see.
	Oh, this one is good.
	How do they see refugees?
	See, this is, I forget, I'm not going to steal ideas.
	I'm not Matt Walsh, but this was a brilliant notion by, was it Douglas Murray?
	Fuck, I forget who brought it up, but they go, these women are childless.
	And you'll notice, oh, it might have been that, I know who it was.
	It was that British guy with the ascot.
	We've had him on the show a couple times.
	Oh, fuck, what is his name?
	He's got a funny name, like the curious alchemist.
	Hello, he died.
	I'm subscribed to him.
	But he goes, you'll notice that a wildly disproportionate number of these pro-refugee people are female and childless.
	Edward Dutton, that is his name.
	I'm pretty sure.
	And so what's happened is their maternal instinct is going nuts.
	They need a baby.
	They often will adopt a duck or a crab or a spider.
	We've had all those on the show before.
	A chicken we've also had.
	Or a refugee.
	So these become their little babies.
	And that sucks because they get raped.
	But not in woman porn.
	In woman porn, they're like, you are a lovely lady.
	Here we made you a necklace out of rocks.
	Excuse me, what is that?
	That's McDonald's.
	It's a place to eat.
	When's the last time you guys ate anything?
	We don't eat food.
	Food.
	Excuse me.
	You make our hearts throb for your many kindnesses today.
	May you find a husband to fill your empty house.
	This is your bedroom.
	These bunk beds were just donated to my church, so I snagged them for you.
	They should do the trick.
	Flip it up.
	The light comes on.
	Stop for six.
	Please don't pull up the African boy who murdered an elderly couple in Ireland last week because they were kind enough to take them in.
	That's not porn.
	That's reality and it's depressing.
	So let's focus on these little mice, these little chocolate mice I adopted, who just want to help and their hearts are throbbing with gratitude.
	And rape is the last thing on their minds.
	Murder, no way, Jose.
	We just want to work at McDonald and help everyone be happy.
	I know a guy who is him and his wife took in this Colombian dude.
	Guess what happened next?
	They all lived happily ever after.
	She started fucking him and they're divorced.
	Oh.
	That's also a possibility.
	I guess so.
	Go ahead.
	It must be an alarm.
	Why didn't you get to the phone?
	I've been calling you.
	We waited by the window, but we did not hear your call.
	This is a telephone.
	Do you know what a telephone is?
	I know you have some openings in the food cup, and it just so happens that people have a lot of experience.
	What brings you to the United States?
	My parents were killed in the Civil War in China, and my sister would take a nice slaves.
	Do you have any restaurants?
	We don't know what the restaurant is.
	You really want me to hide these guys?
	Look, they have no experience.
	They're too strange.
	If you can't take all of them, just take one of them.
	Wait, you're not.
	You know that movie Rebel Ridge?
	And I'm sorry about the blaring music, but I think it's a copyright thing.
	Yeah, you're right.
	There's a lawyer that looks exactly like her, Rhys Witherspoon or whoever that is.
	And she takes in him and helps him with his case.
	And it's a corrupt...
	And they run the town.
	And she's like, look here, take these papers.
	They'll prove your innocence and that the sheriff is evil and he's going to kill me for this.
	But here.
	This is their porn.
	I want to help the blacks.
	Wait, they're not African.
	I want to help the blacks.
	Wait, we don't have space right now.
	I don't think we'll get a job yet today.
	Hey, Dad.
	That's it.
	Potential employers want to see you smart.
	Yeah, you can stop.
	You have a very beautiful village.
	Thank you.
	It was my father's.
	Your father was a chief.
	May we visit with your father?
	Are there any dangerous animals?
	No, there's no lions, silly boys.
	Dude, I think it's been under our nose all along.
	Go back up to 19.
	This might be it.
	I knew in my heart of hearts that I had put it aside somewhere smart.
	Little did I know, when I print out the articles, there is a sometimes the text gets cut off.
	And I believe this may have been one of the things that cut it off.
	Fuck.
	No.
	No.
	That's what I was looking for yesterday, though.
	Let's play that anyway.
	What if only black people voted?
	Well, everywhere would be Democrat.
	What if only Jewish people voted?
	Everywhere would be Democrat.
	What if only Hispanic people voted?
	Everywhere would be Democrat.
	What if only Asian people voted?
	Everywhere it'd be Democrat.
	What if only women voted?
	Everywhere it'd be Democrat.
	What if only men voted?
	Everywhere is red.
	Everywhere is Republican.
	What if only white people voted?
	Everywhere is Republican.
	There's a racial aspect to this that they recognize, that they understand, that the only group concerned about limiting government power are white males.
	That's why they're being targeted.
	That's why we are being targeted.
	They'll write articles with that headline.
	Demographics are our destiny.
	Do we even need an undercover video of them saying this?
	Joe Biden gives speeches where this is the point.
	They have the American people, and specifically white people, so kowtowed and beaten down that they can literally look you in the eye and go, we're replacing you.
	We hate you and your race because you stand up to us.
	And we're dismantling you and replacing you with people that are more amenable to our exploitation, more willing to allow us a free hand in governance.
	We don't give a damn about this country or its founding principles.
	White people sitting there going, I love diversity though.
	No, but I'm not a bad one.
	I'm one of the good whites.
	Will you be nice to me?
	And they're just like, no.
	And we don't care if you're good or not.
	And we see your kindness as weakness.
	And the more you give us, the more we want.
	More you try to help us, more demands we make.
	And this is never going to end.
	Never going to end.
	We realize this.
	Can we recognize basic obvious patterns?
	So that is the...
	Wait, is that...
	It's already looped, hasn't it?
	It seems like it, but there's...
	Anyway, we get the idea.
	Yeah, we get it.
	So that's the impetus for this brainwashing.
	And women are agreeable.
	They should be.
	This is why they should not get into politics because we need agreeability in the home.
	We don't need it in the global geopolitical hemisphere.
	And so they say that white people are the problem.
	And you blame Jews for this.
	The Jews are on the rough end of the stick here because we told all our kids and women and all this woman porn that white people are evil.
	That includes Israel.
	So now everyone hates Israelis.
	And Jews.
	And Jews aren't breeding.
	And Bolsheviks are atheists.
	They are exceptional whites who happen to have Jewish origin.
	When someone is exceptional and they do exceptional things, when they're good, they're exceptionally good.
	When they're bad, they're exceptionally bad.
	And one of the bad things you can do Is be an atheist.
	That's satanic.
	So you end up doing horrific things like murder everyone.
	Like these liberal Jews that are happily saying, okay, bye, Israel.
	Go fuck it.
	My kids are pro-Palestine.
	Good.
	As long as I get more DNC votes.
	But they're in a weird predicament now because they're going to lose all their Jewish funding.
	So Jews are only like a small percent of the population, but the funding is very valuable.
	But the thing about being an anti-Semite in the DNC is you get all these black votes.
	Something like 90% of blacks have a disfavorable opinion on Jews.
	So it might be worth getting less money.
	What a tangled web you weave when you're blasphemous.
	So yeah, so that's the porn they watch to make them happy.
	But then their boyfriend, if they have one, or their brother probably goes, have you checked the crime stats?
	Well, they have a solution to that.
	Go to 2.5.
	This is going to take a couple pauses, I should warn you.
	Okay.
	Despite making up 13% of the population, black people commit more than 50% of crimes.
	Number one, shut up.
	Number two, the statistics against racism.
	Shut up.
	Bias in the newspaper reporting of crime news.
	Look, this is the beauty of preaching to the converted here on this show.
	I don't have to do anything tedious, like go back and explain why that's insane.
	But a great example is what we were just talking about.
	That guy in Ireland who killed that old couple.
	And what was the visual, the picture for that article?
	And by the way, the article you showed when I was talking to Anthony is a different one.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I couldn't find it.
	In other words, they all do that.
	It's a courthouse with an ambulance and a police car in front and some barriers.
	That's what the image they use.
	Or how about the time they had an article on, I think we tweeted this too.
	It was on a guy who disguised himself as an ICE agent to go in and, I think, rape and kill and stab a bunch of illegals in a holding cell.
	He was black.
	They don't show that.
	And then Anthony was talking about the Getty image of the white hand with the gun when it was a black person.
	So yes, there is bias in the reporting of crime news.
	What do they say?
	They say lunchtime rowdies.
	They say youths.
	They say anything but black teenagers.
	So the British Journal of Criminology.
	Look at her sources.
	Look how far she had to go to what?
	It's from 1983.
	Wow.
	You really got to dig to support your insane arguments, don't you?
	Okay, next.
	Number three, I'm going to explain why to other white people who are stupid to not understand what this means.
	Number one, black communities are heavily overpoliced, meaning they are more likely to be targeted by police officers.
	Stop.
	I live in a nice neighborhood.
	I got robbed, by the way.
	We were under-policed that day.
	But why are they over-policed?
	Do you think that if in my neighborhood in Westchester, if there was a cop on every corner, do you think they'd be getting a lot of busts?
	You might get a DUI on a Thursday night outside the country club.
	Maybe.
	And that person would have been fine to drive home anyway.
	Do you think that there's tons of murders going on in white suburbs that are just not getting reported or not getting caught?
	Did you think it through that far?
	No, you didn't.
	They're over-policed the same way that Irish neighborhoods are over-barred.
	It's called the demand and the supply, my dear.
	There's a big demand for cops in these shitty, violent, dangerous neighborhoods.
	Get ahead.
	Who are, say, white.
	The second reason white people have more connections to police officers around the country, meaning that if they are arrested, it's easier for them to get off and have nothing on their record.
	The third reason.
	There might be an argument there.
	Like if a black guy gets caught with Coke, he might face more than someone who had like $100,000 to defend themselves.
	That's not been my experience.
	So we'll leave that as we'll put a stick of pin in that.
	But like when Clark Camp, the proud boy, was caught with a gun in New York City, Chadwick Moore pointed out that 90% of first-time gun things, gun possession charges with black and brown kids in the Bronx are let go because they just can't handle the volume.
	But with Clark, they didn't want to look like they were racist because of bitches like this.
	So they threw the book at him and he got not the highest sentence you can get, but he did real bad.
	Forget how long he was in prison for, but it was better part of a year.
	And this is after the five-year thing.
	Now the laws have loosened up quite a bit on guns in New York, believe it or not.
	And also, the sheer volume of these, how many times have you heard of these repeat offenders?
	Like there was that guy who had 82 felony arrests and he was back out on the streets.
	So the sheer volume of black and brown crime means that they tend not to get punished.
	So I'd like to see more data on this.
	It's just kind of a theory based on the notion that a super good lawyer is going to get someone out.
	But like Proud Boys, Max and Hare, John's middle class.
	He's probably spent 70 grand.
	I think Ethan Nordine spent a million dollars on his lawyer.
	Oh, he must be rich.
	No, his entire family remortgaged their homes and the restaurant that his parents owned.
	So everyone poured everything into it.
	He got the same insane fucking sentence that everyone who had no lawyer got.
	Max Hare just got the court-appointed lawyer.
	Exact same sentence to the day that John Kinsman's fancy lawyer got him.
	The CIA denies any involvement.
	What do you guys think?
	Okay, so is she saying that the crack thing?
	Go ahead.
	The reason is that if you don't know this, the CIA Actually, did introduce drugs to low-income black areas.
	Okay, stop.
	Let's just briefly, even though I've explained this 100 times, the Nicaraguan freedom fighters needed some money.
	Guy approached Reagan and Ollie North and said, I want to donate to the freedom fighters.
	And they said, well, that's illegal.
	But no, no, they said we can't.
	It's illegal for us to do it, but can you do it?
	And he goes, yes, but my money's from drugs.
	And they go, ooh, that's not going to look good.
	Okay, don't tell anyone.
	But get this.
	You can sell your cocaine in LA during this brief time.
	I'm not saying this is good, by the way, but like a few years.
	And then take all of that money you get from the cocaine from the hood, send it to the Nicaraguan freedom fighters, and we won't prosecute Coke dealers during that time.
	The big famous dealer at the time was Freeway Rick Ross.
	The rapper is named after him.
	So some guys got very rich.
	That's a brief moment in time in one very specific area in LA.
	A. B, you could flood this whole office with crack.
	Sean and I are not interested.
	I might do one bit.
	Okay, we might do a tiny bit once or twice.
	Okay, we may finish it if it's free.
	Yeah, it wasn't free either.
	Yeah, you don't, yeah, that's true.
	So the left has taken that one moment in time, which was probably 80.
	Nicaraguan freedom fighters.
	81.
	So they've taken that brief period in 1981 in LA and just turned it into all drug crime in America in the hood, top to bottom.
	Pathetic.
	Next, woman race.
	The first police department in America was designed to be a, quote, slave patrol colony.
	Okay, stop.
	That's a weird one they keep saying.
	All right.
	Let's say that's true.
	At the very beginning, it was only the 13 colonies, right?
	So it was like some, it wouldn't be the North.
	So it was some slaves in like South Carolina, and they had a guy wandering around trying to catch truants.
	What the fuck has that got to do with anything today?
	Are you saying that the intrinsic origin of all American police is slave catching?
	That's mental.
	You'd also be sort of saying that white people didn't have any crime before that.
	You didn't have to have police.
	Oh, yeah.
	I never thought of that.
	Yeah, good point.
	We don't need cops.
	That's funny.
	And also, I said this before, where the Singapore police come from?
	Where'd the Irish police come from?
	Every single fucking urban center on earth has police.
	So were they all slave catchers?
	How do you explain those, you silly cow?
	Bring an enslaved person back to that plantation.
	So if you have any critical thinking skills at all, you would understand it's not that black people commit more crimes.
	It is that they are arrested, prosecuted, and treated inhumanely to the point that they are vastly overrepresented in our prison system.
	That was a wild ride inside the fucking insane brains over at the brain department here.
	Last one, this one doesn't have a number, not the cuck, but they want more browns because that means more votes.
	Oh, actually, you know what?
	Do do 2-6.
	We'll get out of this in a second.
	But 2-6, it's not just women with this insane defect.
	This guy here thinks that water is less important than being an anti-racist or Black History Month.
	Yeah.
	Black History Month.
	Why Black History Month?
	Because it's important to history, let alone culture.
	And literally everything that is in the world has come from some different heart.
	Black people are entitled.
	What about water?
	I mean, you got to use it to watch your body, stay alive, have it.
	Yeah, but would we have the ways to clean water that we do now?
	if we didn't have things come out of the pictures.
	Yes.
	Water?
	Did you catch that?
	Yeah.
	If it wasn't for Africans, we wouldn't have a way to get water out of the ground.
	That's backwards.
	That's upside down.
	Uh.
	Okay, that's enough of that.
	I'm so annoyed I can't find that fucking...
	She's a doctor.
	Here's another.
	Fudge.
	Anyway, that's nothing to do with making a good show.
	That's just me being a bitch because I lost a link.
	Why am I torturing you with my silly little quirks and quirks?
	This is only the first spin.
	But I think the reason that he sent us here on Memorial Day and the reason I stayed there is because that's not why these men died.
	They did not die in the Civil War, so we could say that Black Lives Matter is more important.
	A Marxist lesbian propaganda group is more important than being alive.
	No.
	No.
	Ready?
	Yep.
	I'd like to do competence crisis if anyone's interested Ooh Well, that's kind of it.
	Thank you, God.
	That's aviation, though.
	I hate having all this garbage on my desk.
	You know, can you just give me one second here?
	I'm not throwing out your presence.
	Yeah.
	Throwing out envelopes and shit.
	Aviation on competence.
	You know what I heard?
	I heard Nathan for you's whole show.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Do you know more?
	Tell me more.
	There's one more episode left.
	It's about essentially pilots.
	It's not going to be the angle that you're going for, but it's about how pilots are scared to speak up or co-pilots are scared to speak up to their pilots.
	And that could be better for outcomes for plane crashes.
	So it's not exactly what you'd be that interested in, but the whole show is about aviation safety.
	What a weird.
	Is it a comedy?
	It's a comedy, but have you seen much of his stuff?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So I mean, it's funny, I guess.
	It's really good.
	I like it, but I'm weird.
	You want to talk about fucking anti-Semitism.
	That show he did with Chubby Cheeks'Emma Golding or whatever her name is, where they...
	Dirt, Dark, Sin, and they're building eco-friendly housing.
	And they're both Jewish.
	And it's all a lie.
	and they just want to get rich off these people and fuck over their neighborhood.
	It's like, it's...
	It's clearly written by David Duke.
	It could not make Jews look worse.
	I had the same thought.
	Right down to when his father-in-law pulls out his dick and it's like this big.
	Yeah.
	This is from May 5th.
	Newark airport chaos made worse by air traffic controllers who took off 45-day trauma leave.
	I think we already talked about this.
	We covered this.
	Yeah, we covered this one.
	Trump's had enough.
	No more DEI.
	What are you saying about that, Mr. Trump?
	Keeping Americans safe in aviation every day.
	The Federal Aviation Administration, blah, blah, blah, sees 45,000 flights, 2.9 million airline passengers.
	Illegal and discriminatory diversity, equity, and inclusion hiring, including on the basis of race, sex, disability, or any other criteria other than the safety of airline passengers and overall job excellence, competency, and qualification, harms all Americans who deserve to fly with confidence.
	It also penalizes hardworking Americans who want to serve in the FAA, but are unable to do so as they lack a requisite disability or skin color.
	FAA employees must hold the qualifications and have the ability to perform their jobs to the highest possible standard of excellence.
	Yeah.
	My brother applied to do that, and he's a white male, so that didn't work out.
	Crashing into shit on the tarmac.
	We may have already had this one too.
	I think so.
	Oh, no, I don't think we did.
	It happens so often, I can't tell.
	I can't tell if we've already done it or not.
	You can just pull that up.
	That's the next one.
	it's gonna come this is I think another problem, too, it's not just DEI, it's nepotism.
	So one kid from the hood gets in and he gets the job for his cousin and everything else.
	If you try to get them out of the way or notice their incompetence, they die, and then you're racist.
	The Air Force report released in April does not cite racial or gender discrimination as a contributing factor to Cosme's death.
	But the family's lawyers, Justice Green and Deborah Katz, say they are basing their allegations on witness testimony from the Air Force investigation showing that Kirkendahl deliberately isolated Cosme on the day of her death, assigned her to dangerous tasks that kept her away from the rest of the team, and failed to inform the ground crew of her role.
	The lawsuit also says Kirkendahl, who was named as a defendant in the lawsuit, disparaging using anti-Hispanic tropes, describing her as lazy.
	So this person noticed that this woman was incompetent, and they got in trouble for that.
	So they said, okay, okay, okay, here, do this task that you're supposed to do.
	Then she dies, and they go, why are you ever doing such dangerous tasks?
	Like, you can't win with this shit.
	I'm not sure this is incompetence or what, but is this incompetence or just idiocracy?
	What was the competence crisis I wanted to do?
	And hit by gunfire, this time in Dallas, just as a Southwest flight was getting ready to take off.
	ABC's transportation correspondent Gio Benitez has the latest on the investigation.
	They think that somebody from outside the airport shot a firearm at the aircraft.
	This morning, authorities investigating after a Southwest plane in Dallas was struck by gunfire while preparing for takeoff.
	All of it unfolding just before 10 p.m. as the crew was taxiing for takeoff.
	A bullet apparently striking the right side of the aircraft just under the flight deck.
	The Southwest didn't tell us that a bullet had hit the plane.
	They just told us that the plane had sustained damage and that that plane couldn't be flown.
	Thankfully, no injuries were reported and all passengers got off the plane safely.
	But no word this morning on who fired that bullet.
	And that plane has been taken out of service and Southwest is giving vouchers to those passengers for a future flight.
	Okay, last one.
	They almost lost an entire basketball team.
	I'm flying very soon for a brief stint in Florida.
	I think in this footage you can hear someone going, stop, stop, stop.
	Oh, I think it's a female.
	It's a female pilot.
	And the male co-pilot is like, stop, stop, stop.
	1346, let's in target afternoon.
	We have 1206.
	Key line, stop, stop, stop.
	Ooh.
	Ooh.
	Sound 1346, travel across downfield.
	Runway 24, left.
	Let's wait.
	Runway 24, left.
	Stop, let's start.
	Key line, 563, travel holding position.
	Now cross runway 24L, contact ground on 121-165.
	Oh, I remember this one.
	Yeah, you skipped one.
	That's not the basketball team, is it?
	Yeah, it is.
	Oh, it is.
	I don't know what it has.
	Oh, I guess there was an entire basketball team on the flight, and they all would have died.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, okay, so that's all those.
	All right, let's skip down a bit here.
	Let me just clean up this so we don't repeat stories.
	But skip down a bit and go to the 50s prank where they tell everyone it's a woman pilot.
	This is back when everyone had brains.
	Again, I think God is sending us here to say when these men died, they go, at least I'm dying for America and the West, whether it's Britain or Canada, and I'm dying for the freest countries in the world where meritocracy reigns.
	And here we are with all these examples of us ignoring meritocracy and focusing on social justice, which is not what they died for.
	Do you have 320s checks?
	Thank you, sir.
	Okay, everything's in order.
	And congratulations, by the way.
	That was your pilot.
	That girl was?
	I'm sorry.
	My pilot?
	Hey, what's mine?
	That girl?
	Yeah, sir.
	It's a new service.
	first woman pilot And the first thing that she did was to ask what time it was.
	That's the experience.
	You think the pilot was piloted by a woman?
	Piloted by a woman.
	She's got a fire?
	Yeah, she's a pilot.
	I never heard of such a thing.
	I think we'll be getting in about 3:30.
	Beautiful.
	Okay.
	I'm willing to go if you are.
	Oh my god.
	Oh, God.
	Is my knitting the morning?
	Knitting?
	Yes.
	Look at her hat.
	Captain Flag.
	Flag, Captain Flag.
	Captain Flag, fun.
	I can't believe it.
	Why not?
	I'm shaking.
	Why?
	It's the first woman pilot.
	Do the passengers know this?
	I don't know.
	Because they're going to be hysterical, and I don't want to have to deal with them.
	Oh, that was funny.
	Here's a 50s commercial about flying.
	That looks pretty good.
	Good morning, Bob.
	Oh, hi, Jane.
	You want $2.95?
	I'm going with you today.
	You're a white manoeuvre.
	I'm relaxed.
	You're all checking yet?
	They both signed in.
	Well, weather's good all the way, so there shouldn't be any problem.
	Now, you serve a meal on the Dallas Lake.
	We serve a champagne friend, yeah.
	We make it in about 10 minutes early, so I don't think that will.
	There's plenty of time.
	I don't think we have to worry about that.
	I'll stay on the airplane.
	Okay, weather's good at Dallas, 95 degrees.
	Okay?
	Great.
	Okay.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Crew coordination.
	That's my mom.
	Look at her chin.
	Getting that airplane from A to B in the most comfortable and safest way possible.
	This implies competent members of the crew.
	This is what the girls know their job and know something about our job.
	Most of the people are highly intelligent, highly motivated, highly trained, and crew coordination is almost automatic from the time they start flying on the line.
	It's just a matter then of individual differences.
	Some people stress one thing more than another.
	But these are minor and quickly learned.
	Three hours and 12 minutes of crew coordination from now, Flight 295 will deliver 117 passengers and a multi-million dollar aircraft to Dallas.
	From the very, very, very beginning.
	Get on the airplane, check emergency equipment, check your food and your catering, board the passengers, get the passengers all see you.
	And then you go, okay, well, that was a long time ago.
	How about 1979?
	I was nine.
	I'd been flying for five years.
	When people talk to me about flying, I go, you know, my first flight was 1975, right?
	So I'm not looking for tips.
	Thanks.
	I've been doing this for a long fucking time.
	And now I'm kind of scared.
	Every time I'm about to get on a flight, God sends me to aviation incompetence.
	That's true, yeah.
	And we started the fucking show with a song about falling from a plane and dying.
	Gosh.
	This better be a big podcaster going on.
	Am I going to be punished for that Memorial Day joke when I said memorial for me because I killed myself?
	That was a joke.
	We can't be restricting my jokes here, guys.
	Especially if they're not blasphemous.
	What is that?
	Chicago?
	Where are you going today?
	Dallas, Texas.
	What are you going to do there?
	Visit my daughter, my son-in-law, my two grandsons.
	We're headed out to Washington State to see the Olympic National Park.
	We are going to Taipei.
	We're going through Southwest England mostly.
	Well, I'm heading to Okinawa.
	We're going home to Los Angeles.
	I'm going home, India.
	Every type of person going every place in the world, all attempting to get there the fastest way and the safest way.
	Yeah, they really had a slow pace with the narration back then.
	The people in modern circumstances can travel today all over the world.
	I think it's terrific.
	That's enough.
	It reminds me of Ken Iwa, whatever his name is.
	The funny guy from the baseball show.
	Danny Bonaducci, what's it called?
	Ken, the funny guy.
	Kenny Powers.
	That's it.
	Eastbound and Down.
	Ken, what's his name from Eastbound and Down?
	I told you the story before, right?
	I said, the only way to beat off is to imagine your wife died in a plane crash, which I kind of stole from King of Queens.
	And he goes, what?
	What about all the women on the plane, all the people in that plane?
	Are they all dead now, so you can jerk off.
	What about the old lady going to visit her grandkids?
	She's dead.
	And I just saw her.
	I killed her.
	Don't beat off.
	You have to kill old ladies.
	All right.
	We're getting towards the end here.
	We'll see.
	Drums
	I'm going to guess what it is without looking.
	Warner kids?
	Oh my God.
	I swear to God, I was considering saying mailbag.
	You're not going to believe me, though.
	I saw some, one of the comments on the site said, yeah, fuck you.
	They're always like that, right?
	And Gavin, who's 99% of his stories are lies.
	Fuck you.
	A very large percentage of them are verifiable.
	And you'll notice I'm not rarely the fawns in these stories.
	And if I have something cool to have said, I go, I didn't actually say this, but what I should have said was, so I would say my stories are remarkably honest.
	So fuck you, cunt.
	And in my book, Death of Cool, I offer a $1,000 reward for finding any story that didn't happen.
	I may have got a name wrong or a date wrong, but as far as like, I got beat up by these guys, I got beat up by those guys.
	Here's a brutal casket fail.
	Judging by the guys' clothes, though, I started thinking maybe I should be suspicious of this particular scenario.
	Maybe they made the bottom of it shitty so they wouldn't have to pay.
	because they don't seem very reverent Love you, big baby.
	I love you.
	Oh!
	Get the fuck!
	Oh, shoes.
	Whoa!
	Whoa!
	It's like newspapers that rolled up in there, too.
	What do you do?
	Well, you take the top part back inside, then you grab the bottom part, and hopefully you can put it back where it was, and then see if you can squeeze the top part on top.
	What do you think?
	Fake?
	I'm really bad at that.
	The guy looks heavy, right?
	So I don't know, maybe.
	Gavin, how has your wife not left your ass from your drinking habits?
	I'm the breadwinner in the household, and my wife gets mad if I slur my words on the phone after several beers while working on the road.
	Any tips?
	Don't call your wife.
	I used to teach preschool in San Francisco.
	Tuition was like $1,200 a month per kid.
	My super right-wing boss loved having a 25-year-old good-natured, athletic redneck as a selling point, as very few schools had male teachers, much less southern, hard-working, fun dudes.
	I hate songs like Wheels on the Bus, so I bring Op IV, Who's Kerdo, oldies jams.
	One time, a guy came in and I was listening to Pressure Drop by the Clash, and he was thrilled.
	He said he ran a recording studio, and he had Joe Strummer in his booth three months before he died.
	He said Joe was a great man.
	So, yeah, thanks for starting Proud Boys.
	You and your show adds value to my days.
	I watched Scott Adams and I liked seeing people say it made them feel good to hear how many people regarded this morning live stream as a one-sided conversation with a friend.
	Thank you for being a wee bit of sanity in a world gone mad.
	I've lost 50 pounds since November after a failed relationship.
	I'm trying to get back in shape to try another run in a relationship where I can become a dad.
	Good to hear, Zach.
	This is a fun one.
	I know you don't like logic.
	Since October 7th, 2023, Gaza has received more than 300,000 metric tons of humanitarian aid delivered through over 22,000 trucks to a population of 2 million people.
	That translates to roughly 143 kilograms of aid per person in just a few months, assuming an average of 3,500 calories per kilogram of food, which is standard for calorie-dense emergency rations.
	This aid contains more than 1 trillion calories in total, with Gaza's population requiring approximately 4.2 billion calories a day, blah, blah, blah.
	Like, that's another reason it's important to go there, because when I went there and I saw them delivering water to the West Bank every day, not because they were denied the ability to have water, but because they didn't seem capable of doing it.
	And the more aid and help that goes into the West Bank, the more weapons they create.
	So yes, people of Palestine have been suffering for a long time.
	And that's because, just like Africa, the fucking warlords deny them this.
	I also saw the analogy once from the chick from the Young Turks.
	And they were like, yes, children die, but the bombs are coming from the hospital, the rockets.
	And she goes, okay, well, what if someone's holding your mother at gunpoint?
	You know, do you shoot her?
	Okay, well, if we're going to do that analogy, then it's what if an army of people have been kidnapping mothers and holding them at gunpoint for a century and these mothers keep dying?
	At what point do we stop negotiating?
	And what if on October 7th they killed a bunch of our mothers?
	With Gaza's population requiring approximately 4.2 billion calories, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, lots of eight.
	To compare this to European cities, it's a lot.
	If we turn Gaza into a metaphorical restaurant, blah, blah, blah, it's a lot.
	This is no longer about hunger.
	It is about overfeeding a narrative.
	When sending humanitarian aid, the world must ensure it reaches the people and is not used to flood a terrorist zone with resources far beyond those provided to any other crisis region.
	Which is why we went to Mogadishu, right?
	The warlords were taking all the aid.
	They had already taken all the AIDS.
	Meanwhile, groups like Islamic Relief, based in Birmingham in the UK, where Ozzy Osborne's from, claim neutrality while their aid conveniently vanishes into Hamas tunnels and stockpiles.
	Real starvation in places like Tigray, Niger, and Sudan, dies in silence with no camera, no spotlight, while countries like France and the UK continue feeding a conflict they pretend to be solving.
	So it was fun to get very serious.
	The end of a show.
	This is the last we're going to do, by the way.
	Well, we'll have a final video at the end.
	This is from Sean's mom again.
	Hi, Gavin.
	This may be controversial, but the dud is better than Ryan.
	This show has been running smoother.
	Calls are working.
	You are not constantly enraged.
	And the lack of chronic interruptions is just lovely.
	Please consider keeping him on as a permanent replacement.
	Sincerely, Rhoda Goggins.
	Okay.
	Little bit biased there.
	My mom says I'm a catch.
	But okay.
	What else do we got here?
	Hey, Gavin, at the risk of getting another picture of your asshole, I can't help but share this picture of me with a tattoo of you on my head.
	I have two sons, and one of them has your name.
	Is this useful to you for a graphic or something?
	I'm going to go with no.
	Thank you, though.
	It's a cool name.
	But as I explained with the stories, I'm not duplicitous.
	So I would never pretend that you got a tattoo of me on your head.
	Okay?
	Oh, this could be in a final video.
	Okay, this is fun.
	I think the God is sending me to the words, the final video here, saying, all right, let's wrap it up, buddy.
	Again, no show on Monday.
	We'll be Memorial Day.
	And I'm happy to work on MLK Day because he was a fraud and a pervert.
	Sad he got shot.
	He didn't deserve that, but he didn't deserve the endless accolades he gets.
	But I don't like working on Memorial Day.
	Seems disrespectful.
	All right, so this is called Motorcycle Tough Guy.
	And blow it up.
	It's really hard to see.
	This is good, too, because the final video is Memorial Day, so we get some final videos at the end.
	So guys are being jewels.
	These are probably Puerto Ricans.
	I notice when I drive too slow on my motorcycle, they go by me and yell and say, fuck you.
	They're only going.
	This guy's driving real fast.
	He's in a car, right?
	Passing me.
	Oh.
	No, you're not passing me.
	Oh, my God.
	Thank you.
	You won that round.
	The guy was annoying you, and you gave him the finger.
	I can't tell you how many videos I've seen of guys giving someone the finger on a motorcycle and it turning out bad.
	Eyes on the road.
	Okay, we'll end the mailbag.
	We'll still do a final video, but we'll end the mailbag with some woman moments.
	We do tend to get pretty sexist on this show.
	I apologize.
	That's not who I am.
	She's stuck on the train.
	And she's arguing.
	Despite the belt.
	If your car is broken, get out.
	She obviously crossed after the arm went down or ignored it or it hit her the top of her car.
	Get out.
	She's got it in neutral.
	Bravo!
	Bravo!
	Check it!
	Let's go!
	sad Thank you.
	I don't leave a mark.
	I can't help you, ma'am.
	Here's a chick on a bike.
	She wants to do a jump.
	Women aren't really known for making huge jumps on BMX bikes, but sure, try it.
	If maybe you have the upper body strength to pull it off, I don't know.
	go nuts That's almost like a play it again.
	She wasn't even going very fast.
	You could probably fuck her.
	Hadrian just ran up and was like, what?
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	I know we don't usually do these on Godwheel Days, but this is a special Memorial Day, super special.
	Enjoy your Memorial Day.
	No, have a sad Memorial Day.
	Okay.
	All right, put an American flag behind me.
	Oh, yeah.
	Now, this is going to look like I have my back to the flag.
	As you know from the cop show, there's a giant American flag in front of me that's behind the cops, and we also hang one in our doorway.
	So I do not have my back to the flag.
	I'm looking at two other flags, and these flags are real flags.
	So I would never turn my back to the American flag.
	This is more like General Patton, right?
	So actually, no, don't do this.
	I changed my mind, Sean.
	Start the video.
	Okay.
	And then we'll pledge allegiance to the flag.
	And then hopefully it'll time out right.
	And Ronald Reagan will come in soon.
	Okay.
	Now, I'm not going to salute because civilians don't salute.
	But start the video behind me.
	Oh, behind you.
	Okay, got it.
	Where is the camera?
	Oh, it's this camera.
	Okay, gotcha.
	Camera two.
	All right.
	Wait, let me put my helmet on.
	Actually, no, that seems disrespectful to me.
	Ready?
	Yep.
	Courage is not living without fear.
	Courage is being scared to death and doing the right thing anyway.
	No tears.
	Come on, guys.
	Let's be brave.
	I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands.
	one nation under god with liberty and justice for all It's foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.
	Rather, we should thank God that such men lived.
	George S. Pat It is, in a way, an odd thing to honor those who died in defense of our country, in defense of us, in wars far away.
	The imagination plays a trick.
	We see these soldiers in our mind as old and wise.
	We see them as something like the founding fathers, grave and gray-haired.
	But most of them were boys when they died, and they gave up two lives, the one they were living and the one they would have lived.
	When they died, they gave up their chance to be husbands and fathers and grandfathers.
	They gave up their chance to be revered old men.
	They gave up everything for our country, for us.
	We owe them a debt we can never repay.

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