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April 17, 2025 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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COMPOUND CENSORED - EP 188 / TACS 1905: WE'RE FUCKED ON ICE CREAM SANDWICHES

The Antman and G-Dawg talk about the woman who made their Los Angeles comedy show have to move, Gavin rips Ant on his latest Antman antics, they touch on the Ant/Norton WABC show, and they talk about weed in the 70s. After talking about the decline of socialization, they have a rousing discussion on homophobia, AOC, the DNC and the vast differences between men and women.

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	There we are.
	Here we go.
	I knew we'd be there somewhere.
	Anthony Cumia here.
	Of course, Gavin McInnes over there.
	And both of us are compound censored.
	We do on Wednesday.
	Gav, how are you?
	It was great seeing you over the weekend.
	It was always nice to see friends, even though I got to travel to the shit city of New York to do it.
	It was bittersweet because we left so much gold there.
	And I had been drinking a lot.
	I said this on the show, but I...
	My favorite takeaway was you resenting your high IQ because it makes you feel empathy for idiots when they do dumb stuff and you want to gloat more.
	Yes, being so smart, so intelligent, such a sentient being as myself, it sucks.
	I'd rather have the ignorance is bliss thing because I feel bad for assholes that even do me wrong.
	And then I retaliate, and my retaliation is so clever and quick and succinct that I wind up feeling bad for my enemy.
	There's also this sense of justice where I think we both have this trait where we're like, this is wrong.
	Like when you were a little kid, you were 12, and you pulled those pot plants out, and you're like, mom, they're growing marijuana!
	And I've noticed if I walk into a bathroom and it reeks of shit, instead of going, oh, Jesus, I'll be smelling it more because I'm outraged that someone had done that.
	Yes. And you're getting more shit in your face while you're doing the research.
	Yeah, I've done that too where I won't say anything because maybe I don't want to embarrass the person in the stall.
	By walking in and going, oh, God, it fucking stinks in here.
	You know, you don't want to embarrass me.
	If I'm at a bar and I smell it, I'll be like, do you guys smell that?
	Like, I'm inhaling more shit.
	I should just move to, like, far away.
	Yeah, just move away from it.
	Well, you want to know where it's coming from.
	It's like, you know, you pull out a treat for a dog or a cat and their nose starts going.
	You know, that's how it is.
	With us with shit in a bar.
	It's a treat.
	It's a treat.
	I was working all day on an instruction guide for Elliot Page.
	Now that she's a man, like the stuff we do.
	Because crying when you get out of the shower is not a thing we do.
	We laugh when we see our bodies.
	We don't look at each other or ourselves.
	Thank you.
	We don't look at ourselves in the mirror and like ponder our bodies.
	I got rid of my breasts.
	Yeah. No, it's like I avert my eyes a lot so as not to be disgusted and over-criticize myself.
	Or maybe just like I'll see my beer gut and just go, what the fuck have you done, you dummy?
	Out loud you say things.
	You look and just go, oh, you fat fuck.
	My wife must hear like...
	What the fuck have you done, you fat fucking idiot?
	Lay off the shit food, you lump of shit.
	Yeah, that's not like...
	And I whipped that I had the body I knew I was born to have.
	There you are.
	There you are.
	Oh, God.
	Can I make this show free?
	Free as a bird.
	Let's do it.
	Because I wanted to promote a couple things.
	I wanted to promote Nita Fashions.
	There's an April 18th, right?
	Which is what?
	Thursday? Friday.
	Friday night, we're doing a meet and greet.
	I believe it's called a trunk show at the Intercontinental Los Angeles downtown.
	I think it's 7 to 10 or 8 to 9 or some evening type thing.
	It's a very fashion thing, the trunk show.
	Yes. So we go there.
	This is Anita Fashion's shirt.
	And you get fit for a shirt.
	It's 200 bucks.
	We hang out.
	You get measured.
	You can get suits from them.
	You get a special pin that enables you to go to all shows, all compound-censored shows, forever until you die of old age.
	Wow. So it ends up being a great investment, especially because the next night...
	Well, the location's changed.
	We'll say in the Valley, there is a comedy show.
	And that is ours.
	And you can get there by going to censored.tv forward slash tour.
	We've added two guys, Carl Spitali and Sam Tripoli.
	We've got a bunch of fucking wops adding to the mix.
	It looks like the Scots-Irish are being outnumbered.
	Yeah, a little bit.
	And that was...
	So that's my plug for Nita Fashions.
	You can contact them, by the way, at info at nitafashions.com or you can go to their Instagram, which is nita.fashions.
	Or is it just nitafashions?
	Oh, they're both.
	Yeah, both the email info at nita.fashions.com and the Instagram you can DM them at is nita.fashions at nita.fashions and set that up for fucking two nights from now.
	Looking sharp.
	And then Saturday is the party.
	But yeah, we got cancelled.
	Now, the show must go on.
	So it's moved.
	But a tiny little Reddit campaign got picked up by some cunt.
	Cunt. It's the only word that fits.
	Cunt. Just a cunt.
	I looked up her house.
	It's worth $2.4 million.
	Pull her up, Jamie.
	That's one six, I think.
	What does she do to afford a house like that on her own?
	She helps women breathe after they have a baby and teach them how to lactate.
	So it's like a, what do you call those?
	A mula?
	A dharma?
	A doula?
	A mouly?
	So there's not a massive demand.
	I mean, it's cute.
	It helps pregnant women who just had kids and pregnant women.
	They do a yoga class.
	It's what you do when your husband's rich, right?
	Yeah. Yeah, so she's got one of those gigs that she can just do because she doesn't have to pay bills.
	Right. And she's also employed by Decora Plants, so she has her Fireside Sanctuary.
	That's 1-9.
	And I want to call her right now and just ask her why she did all this and why she was so inclined.
	And I don't feel like this is doxing, because as you just saw from that picture, she was bragging that she got them to shut it down.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Very, very pleased with herself that they shut it down.
	She's helped the world.
	Yeah. And we were saying before the show, they kept saying, it's the Proud Boys guy, the racist guy, fresh from an Amren conference, and then, of course, Josh, the comedian, who's only known for saying the N-word.
	And they are presenting it as a comedy show.
	Yeah. That's the lie.
	It's not a comedy show.
	It's a secret racist recruitment rally.
	I thought everyone knew that.
	Yeah. Well, they did.
	Our people knew.
	And then she cracked the course.
	Now, physiognomy is real.
	Like, that's just a cunt face.
	Is that a nose ring?
	Yep. Of course it is.
	It's part of the fucking uniform of the North American cunt.
	It really is like a tag they put on an elk's ear so you know when you see it.
	That is every one of these fucking Budinsky pieces of shit have that god shit nose ring.
	And the hair all on one side.
	That's another one.
	All the features.
	Because she's so different and independent.
	Same fucking mold.
	They all come out of the same moldy mold.
	Yes. Bitch.
	Fucking cunt.
	And that kind of stuff pisses me off more than most things.
	Like, say someone punched us.
	It's like, I get it.
	You're violent.
	You're an asshole.
	Right. But to go to war on a comedy show and stop other people from having some laughs, I don't know.
	It's just, it seems so...
	Much more of a hill to die on than even violence.
	Yeah, why would you bother other people?
	Other people want to do something.
	There's not a march going down the street that you want to throw tomatoes at or anything.
	This is a private venue that you have to pay to get in.
	None of her friends will accidentally show up and be offended.
	But she deems it necessary to stop other people from enjoying themselves.
	Why? Why?
	Where does that come from?
	Besides her cunty head.
	Look at her.
	Oh, God, that fucking bitch.
	I'm going to see if she picks up.
	California is a two-party, two-consent state.
	What's it called?
	Yeah. Tell me if this comes in too loud or too quiet.
	What's her name?
	Samantha? Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
	The person you're trying to reach is not available.
	At the tone, please record your message.
	When you have finished recording, you may hang up.
	Hey, Samantha, it's Gavin McInnes calling from Compound Censored with Anthony Cumia.
	We're just trying to figure out why you would cancel a comedy show.
	I guess I'll try Decorah Plants or Fireside Sanctuary, but I don't get the logic.
	Like, I'd understand if it was a rally to, like, go beat up immigrants or something, and we were there to, like, get our beating up supplies.
	But it's people privately hearing jokes.
	I get hating the jokes.
	I hate some of them, too.
	But I don't get why you think you're doing a service by making us have to change the venue.
	I mean, all you're really doing is adding to people's Ubers.
	It doesn't seem logical to me.
	Anyway, maybe I'm wrong.
	But give me a call back.
	You have my number now.
	Let's see what's up.
	And I'd love to get you on the show.
	Wow. So that'll become death threats or something, according to her.
	Please don't harass her, folks.
	Oh, of course.
	Imagine, like...
	You're a Jew in 1938, Poland, and Hitler called you.
	Hitler just gives you a ring.
	Hello! Hi, just want to know why you have a problem with the Nazis and our movement.
	That's what it is to her.
	That's what just happened.
	Yeah. And I feel like...
	At least there'd be a point there.
	Well, I don't like the whole Holocaust thing.
	Right, at least that one would have a point.
	Like, hey, Hitler called me, and I hear there's some shenanigans going on.
	It's not like Hitler called and said, I'm doing a comedy show and would like you to let us do this.
	I get the feeling that it's the whole Holocaust thing, and I understand that's kind of an acquired taste.
	But if it's not that, I'm a decent guy.
	This little German guy.
	I'm selling merch out on the front.
	Millie Vanilli said that when they got caught and everyone was making fun of them.
	They go, people are coming out of the woodwork, totally attacking us.
	We're just like two little German guys.
	That's great.
	Hey, you know.
	And who gave a shit, really, back then?
	It's like, all right.
	Yeah. They had to give their Grammy back.
	That was funny.
	They care even less now.
	Can I get something kind of uncomfortable out of the way before we start?
	Ooh, let's.
	I love these.
	Oh, no.
	Quality is great.
	It's a little subtle.
	But some of the things I don't get with this whole new branding you're doing, like the whole, I'm the pharaoh of pharmacidae.
	I guess that's like the Latin term for ants.
	Pharmacidae? The pharaoh of pharmacidae, you've been saying?
	Pharaoh. Oh, Faro, yeah.
	What did I say?
	Faro? The Faro of Pharmacidae.
	Yeah, I think anthills are kind of shaped like pyramids sometimes.
	The Faro aspect, throwing it in there.
	Yeah, I think that works.
	Why, you got a problem with it?
	I think it's pretentious.
	And no one knows what Pharmacidae is.
	Well, that gives an opportunity to learn.
	So it's an educational shirt.
	Oh, okay.
	I get that.
	You have your phone with you all the time, so the second you see it, you can punch it in and go, oh, okay.
	That's what it means.
	It's hard to spell.
	It's right there in front of you on the shirt.
	It's a conversation started, too.
	Excuse me, can I spell that right now?
	Could you open your shirt so I could see it?
	And then, you know, you're there.
	This is the more anglicized version.
	It's like, you want to go for coffee?
	Yeah, yeah, that's more subtle.
	I didn't get the pushing.
	The pushing of the whole...
	These European cave drawings or whatever, and you're trying to get people to get tattoos of these 2,500-year-old Egyptian...
	What are they called?
	Sarcophagus? Sarcophagus?
	Ant-Man carvings.
	Why did they say that was in Europe?
	Ant-Man carvings?
	Yeah, so I guess you're obsessed with these ancient hieroglyphic type...
	Cave drawings where it looks like the men are ants.
	I guess they're...
	Ant-Man has a long storied history.
	And, you know, I've been doing some research and looking and seeing that ant men have been around for quite a while.
	Like I'm making a resurgence on AM radio, I want the ant men to make a resurgence from ancient Egypt.
	Well, that's basically the last thing I wanted to add, is this picture you put out of your interview with Jim Norton.
	Oh, okay.
	It just seems kind of sullen and, I don't know, depressing.
	Interesting. It doesn't make people want to watch the show.
	Well, I do like that.
	The studio was a bit brighter.
	It was much brighter.
	I saw it, yeah.
	As I remember.
	Jim looked great.
	He was sick.
	He was coughing up a storm, but he looked way better than that.
	A lot.
	But wow, at least they got the Topo Chico right, the bottles of seltzer.
	And it was great.
	I don't need earphones.
	I just hear it through my antennae.
	And then the last thing I think, and this is the uncomfortable part, is every time I bring this up or even question you in any way, you send me videos of anteaters being attacked.
	And it seems like a very passive-aggressive way to say lay off.
	My new thing.
	Oh, Jesus.
	And I guess you're threatening me?
	Am I the anteater when you send me these?
	Hey, you can interpret it however you like, but look at these things.
	These things are savage.
	They should just be sent back to wherever they came from, quite frankly.
	Canada, I guess, in this case.
	Ah, yeah, send them back to Canada.
	We try to appear big when we're threatened.
	We go like this to...
	Yes, it's very, uh...
	They're trying to make themselves big.
	Bigger than they are.
	Bunch of pussies.
	Those anteaters.
	You know what's weird about your shirt there?
	It's too...
	It's not centered on the middle of the t-shirt.
	It's a little bit off-center.
	And the size is different.
	It's a combo between...
	It should be smaller and over one side of the breast.
	Or it should be bigger and in the middle.
	It's smaller...
	Like, kind of over to the side.
	So, I don't know.
	I'm going to have to call China and have them fix the printing press.
	Yeah, and I promise you, I'm not twisting it in any way.
	This is...
	And it's been washed.
	You can see there's no, like, folds in it.
	Or you could have the ant centered, and then it looks like the ant is trying to crawl into your shirt sleeve or something.
	That'd be cool, too.
	Well, the only way I can center this is to add a piece of shit right here.
	Yeah, something would have to be.
	To counter it.
	I might just do that now.
	They probably have, like, mouse droppings.
	I've never really seen ants.
	I actually have to study up on how ants get rid of their waste product.
	It's probably through their mouth when they're making some kind of an ant nursery or something.
	Everything's usable in the insect world.
	Well, I understand you guys don't really sleep.
	You go into a state of, I believe it's called torpitude.
	Yeah, I do that myself, yeah, at night.
	Three in the morning, I'll go into some turpitude.
	So I had to get that off my chest.
	Well, and as you put something on your chest, you just got something off your chest.
	That works out.
	But, yes, the Ant-Man, Sunday nights, 8 p.m., WABC Radio.
	Listen to the anthill.
	I checked it out.
	I just finished it right before the show.
	Great show.
	Wow. That was a lot of fun with Jimmy.
	And E-Rock was there for some comic relief because, you know, fat jokes.
	But it was fun.
	And the people loved it.
	I mean, it's getting an amazing response and views online.
	They did video.
	They have cameras in the studio.
	So there's a video edition of it out there that's also doing very well.
	So I'm pleased with it.
	I'm pleased as punch.
	Yeah. And I was surprised that you could get so raunchy.
	Like, talking about the guy in the subway, I assume sodomizing.
	They never said the actual sect act, but sodomizing a corpse.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'm amazed every week.
	Because, believe me, from the first week till this last show, I've been kind of pushing a little more and seeing...
	What you could get away with.
	And it really seems they don't have a lot of rules there on AM radio in 2025.
	The FCC is a lot more busy these days than they were back years ago, I guess.
	Because, yeah, saying scumbag and douchebag and talking about fucking a dead body on the subway.
	As long as it's worded right, they don't seem to care.
	But you also had a cum joke where it was like someone had quite a few.
	That smoke in their hair and why is your...
	Oh, yeah.
	You were talking about Vito when he appears like this.
	Yeah. On The Sopranos.
	And you said, why doesn't he just do coke?
	Say he was doing coke.
	And then I think it was you who goes, yeah, they'd say, why is your coke so wet?
	So wet and gooey under his neck.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And then Jim goes, why is there coke on your back?
	On your back.
	Yeah, yeah.
	The cum jokes, I guess.
	As long as you don't go, by the way, people, we're talking about cum.
	Yeah. It's part of the fun and allure of radio is that we get to say things, but you do have to kind of finesse.
	Uh, around it, but I like it.
	It's fun.
	Well, it's for kids.
	I mean, the reason we have these, and I support these, no, I support these rules because you're in the car and you want to listen to the radio.
	And so, uh, if my, no kids under 15 are going to get any of those veto jokes, which is great.
	That's all we ask for.
	It's sort of like when people go, well, you say, let's go, Brandon.
	Why don't you just say, fuck?
	You fuck Joe Biden.
	Yeah. And you go, because I don't want kids to be reading fuck on my clothes.
	When I say, let's go, Brandon, you get it, I get it, and the kids can roam free.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's civilized.
	Kind of how it is with the radio, yeah.
	You say things, the people that get it are people that are a little older, they're not children.
	A kid would just be like, you know, there was plenty of entertainment like that when I was a kid.
	That my parents would watch on TV, and I wouldn't understand what the fuck they were laughing at.
	Right. That was such a boomer thing.
	Little double entendres.
	Oh, they love their double entendre.
	There was a joke on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In years ago, obviously years ago.
	I was a little kid, and I was up watching it with my parents.
	It must have been a special occasion.
	And two flies, there were two like puppet flies, and one of them goes, hey, your man's open.
	Ah! And everyone laughed.
	And I was like, I didn't get it together.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Your fly is open.
	Your man is open.
	And I'm like, I didn't get it.
	Everyone was cracking up.
	I'm looking at my dad.
	He's laughing so hard.
	He's belting my mom in the face, just laughing.
	He was hitting me with a strap and just like, fuck off your man!
	That's how much he loved the joke, yeah.
	Oh, he loved it.
	Couldn't hit enough people.
	I remember seeing them fall off the couch laughing at SCTV and stuff and thinking, is it that funny?
	I think they were stoned in retrospect.
	Stoned or like...
	Drunk? Well, both, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Saying you're stoned and meaning drunk stopped in like the 50s, I think.
	Right, right.
	No, my parents would smoke tons of weed.
	Oh, you had the bar getting stoned all night?
	My parents and their friends would always smoke that super, that weed you got in a garbage bag because it was so weak and it would take 40 joints to get a buzz.
	Yeah. You're not telling me your parents smoked weed.
	My parents?
	No way.
	Garbage bags.
	I didn't see that.
	Like, your father does not seem like the type that would have smoked weed.
	Dude, I gave him weed.
	This is in my book, Death of Cool.
	A buddy of mine who grew weed gave me weed when I was last up in Canada, and I go, this is the stupidest present ever.
	I obviously can't take it over the border.
	This was a long time ago, too.
	Like, 2010.
	Not that I would do it now.
	And so I gave it to my dad, and I go, these aren't your joints of the 70s, okay?
	So don't go crazy.
	Like, go, and then put it out.
	He's like, oh, calm down.
	He smoked a huge joint and enjoyed the PGA's lawns.
	And my mom, she started seeing these goblins, these little men that were about this tall, that were trying to get in the window by the kitchen.
	Oh, my God.
	And then she noticed they were down by the sliding glass doors.
	They were trying to jump up there.
	So she called the police.
	And said, someone is trying to kill me.
	Oh my God!
	So they're going to think, of course, the husband is...
	He's whacking, slapping her around.
	Of course they come there and then they take her into another room and they say, look, he's not the boss.
	You are.
	We are.
	And if you really got something on your mind, let us know.
	Chaos ensues.
	Terrible. Did she explain that it was the little goblins and not her husband?
	She said, I'm drunk and I'm being crazy, which doesn't help at all, right?
	No, because that's when fights happen, when everyone's drunk and crazy.
	You better say you're drunk and you're crazy, and you didn't mean it!
	You can't say they're on illegal drugs.
	But yeah, big parties.
	Wow. But even when they would hang, I remember being like a little kid.
	I was an only child until I was 14 and they'd go to like stupid fucking dinner parties or parties.
	Boomers were always partying.
	Wednesday night, Thursday night.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And everything was like a little like, oh, the candle.
	Oh, it looks like someone looks like a penis.
	And this looks like that.
	And oh, you probably like that.
	Oh, yeah.
	Jim would probably love some.
	And you're like, I don't really get your jokes, but I get that it's sex.
	And you guys might want to expand your repertoire.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Grow a little as a comic guest at other people's houses.
	Yeah, my parents, they did that.
	They did a lot of that.
	Like, social neighbors would come over the backyard and party, and it would get late, and you'd go to bed, but you're still hearing them being all loud and drunk and obnoxious.
	Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
	They didn't smoke weed, though.
	Like, I couldn't imagine my mom and dad smoking weed, but it makes more sense when you said, like, this isn't your 70s hippie.
	So they were, during the hippie times, they were young people.
	Yeah, yeah.
	This was like...
	Maybe up to the early 80s.
	And they'd grow it and my dad would hang out with the technicians at the company because the middle class wouldn't drink enough for him.
	So I had a pretty poor upbringing despite having tons of money.
	And I kind of envy it.
	I mean, we have one Halloween party a year and we are the only people in a 10 square mile radius who have parties.
	Yeah. We wouldn't even have Christmas parties, but my wife was like, fuck this.
	They cost me like three grand.
	We'd have like missions and stuff.
	Yeah, they cost money.
	And no one else is having them, so I'm not doing this anymore.
	That makes sense.
	My parents were, they were the 50s, you know, my dad was a greaser with the leather jacket and he had friends that rode motorcycles and stuff.
	So the idea of smoking pot was like, what are you, a beatnik?
	What are you, one of those?
	Disgusting, filthy hippies.
	It was all about drinking, you know, your Schlitz beer and smoking cigarettes.
	Drugs were the things that the degenerate fucks they beat up did.
	Well, we have 10 years apart.
	Canada, which is Mr. Think Outside of the Box, and a brand new country that got their fucking national anthem in like 1970 and their flag in 1980.
	Literally. That's crazy.
	And then you got a bunch of immigrants.
	So there's guys from Liverpool and some weird black family and like Scottish people.
	So it was almost like expat, like a military kind of a community where they're sort of isolated in a sense.
	So why not?
	No, it was, you know, New York suburbia kind of, you know, parents and weed was just, I didn't know any of my relatives.
	Maybe I was just too young to notice, but all of their personalities and everything were just not about drugs.
	And once out in California, my dad found some weed in my brother's sock.
	My dumb brother gets in the truck.
	He's wearing shorts.
	And he put the weed in his white gym sock kind of a thing on his foot.
	And my dad looks over and goes, what's in your sock?
	It's like, oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	Pull it out.
	And it was pot.
	And he was just like, you fucking piece of shit.
	Like, give my brother all kinds of horrible, you know, backhands him because he had a little weed in his sock.
	Wow. Yeah, yeah.
	He was like seen as a degenerate.
	As he's literally like driving the truck and drinking a beer, you know.
	But that evil weed.
	Wow. Don't you think, though, it's sad?
	Like, even you, when you were on Long Island, you were the only guy that had parties.
	Yeah, yeah, definitely.
	I had parties all the time.
	But I was doing, you know, I was doing alright, so I didn't mind the money aspect of it.
	If you're not doing alright, tell everyone to BYOB.
	Like, the party is dead.
	Death of the party.
	Yeah, yes.
	It was.
	Yeah, I enjoyed the shit out of it.
	And people would come over.
	There were some people that would come over with stuff.
	They made sure they brought food for the barbecue grill, beers, a cooler full of Budweiser's and things.
	Man, some people just were like there to drink my booze and try to pick up on somebody that came over.
	But yeah, there's no more.
	Is that a thing anymore?
	It's dead, right?
	Well, I saw a video this week where this teacher was saying, And I think a lot of teachers, they become high school teachers because they fucking loved high school.
	It was almost like freaks and geeks or like square pegs.
	And they want to keep living in that world.
	But that world's gone.
	So he said, when I was young, 20 minutes before school, the hallways were jammed with people and getting elbowed into lockers.
	And there was the tough guy section and the nerds.
	And he shows the hallway like five minutes before class.
	Not a soul.
	The parking lot is full.
	And they're all in there maximizing the charge on their phones alone.
	And then literally one minute before class, they run to their...
	They don't even use their lockers anymore for some reason.
	They just carry their giant book bag.
	Yeah, because they got backpacks.
	So you don't have to carry, you know, hold your book.
	There was a book strap in the old days.
	Right, right.
	Elastic thing.
	Or the book bag where you looked like a young executive going into a...
	A business meeting.
	But the backpack, when I was a kid, that would have been, you would have been called retarded.
	Like, what is that?
	What are you, retarded?
	You know, your big backpack.
	But now, of course, you wear a fucking backpack.
	Now black people wear, black adults will wear them in the city.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I thought...
	They'd never come around to that.
	That seems like a real gay thing to do, and they're so scared of being called gay.
	Remember Connor with Floyd Mayweather, and he's like, what's in your fucking book bag?
	Oh, yes.
	That was so fucking funny.
	What's in your fucking book bag?
	You were talking with Jim about what the phones have done, and I think they've made us antisocial creatures from young to old.
	Absolutely. You're somehow, I don't even call it communicating.
	I don't know what to call it.
	But you're engaged with a thousand times more people on a daily basis than you ever were back in the day.
	But you're not communicating.
	You're not having any type of real constructive conversation about anything.
	So it's that paradox where you're talking or...
	Engaging with more people, but you're lonelier than ever.
	You're isolated.
	You're not making these engagements and turning them into friendships or acquaintances or business relationships.
	And that used to happen in person.
	You'd meet someone you didn't know.
	At a party or whatever it was, and you'd start talking to people and go, oh, you do that?
	Yeah, I was doing something like that years ago.
	I'm very interested in the field.
	Oh, hey, take my number.
	We're looking for somebody.
	And before you know it, you have a business relationship.
	I don't have to tell you about girls.
	Obviously, at a party, you're looking for a girl.
	But now, you're engaging with a thousand people a day, and nothing comes out of it.
	You're just as alone.
	Destitute, isolated, and in your car charging your phone at school?
	That's terrible.
	And some of the retarded comments, the highest level comment is like, that's from two years ago, and the guy was drunk.
	He later admitted that he was wrong.
	Some sort of correction, right?
	Right. That's the best it gets, which isn't great.
	That's not really talking to someone.
	No. But then other people are just like, oof, or, well, it looks freezing.
	I'm glad that never happened to me.
	And you're like, that's how you socialize?
	That's you socialize.
	That's you injecting yourself into the conversation.
	Imagine at a party.
	A couple of guys are talking and someone just comes over and goes, yeah, yeah.
	It happened to me once.
	He'd be a weirdo.
	In person, what you say online in this dumb conversation that a bunch of people are in in the comments section.
	That's a weirdo in real life.
	Right, right.
	Or a guy, like, you turn around and go, how about you mind your own fucking business?
	You know?
	Or they have a criticism about something.
	Hey, check out this, you know, you're in a bar.
	You're with your cousins.
	You haven't seen your cousins in a while.
	And you pull out a picture, because it's before phones, and it's of you and your dog playing with your child.
	And you go, check it out.
	It's like, oh my god, she's getting big.
	And a stranger just wanders over and goes, you know how fucking dangerous it is to have your kid playing with a dog?
	You'd hit him.
	Yeah, that's a perfect analogy.
	First of all, where'd you come from?
	Second of all, shut the fuck up.
	And also...
	You've become a shitty person.
	Like, in your analogy, you go, that's really fucked up, and it's none of your fucking business.
	And that would self-correct, in a sense.
	Not self-correct, it would correct.
	And that person would go, oh, okay, don't go up to strangers and talk about their kids and shit.
	That's dumb.
	I'm never doing that again.
	But on Twitter, you just keep doing it, and the algorithm goes, good work, I'm going to send you more kids with dogs, and you can become a real crusader for that cause and piss off everyone.
	Yeah. Well, now you're a shitty person.
	It trains you to be a shitty guy.
	A shitty person.
	And the guy, like you said, the guy would say, correct him.
	And in real life, maybe if he wasn't a complete fucking asshole, he'd, you know, all right, walk away.
	But no, online, it's, all right, you want to kill your kid with your stupid fucking dog that it just, you're a miserable, nasty person that would never make it.
	A minute in a social setting years ago where you had to be around real people.
	You know what else it might do?
	It might make us have an aversion to people.
	So you're sitting on the plane, right?
	There's someone there.
	And I remember 20 years ago, you'd be like, well, we'll see if we get out of here on time.
	You know, test the waters.
	Right, right.
	You know, if they really didn't want to talk, they'd pull out a book.
	And you're like, all right, you're...
	But half the time, there's nothing better to do.
	Now, there's a million better things to do, so you don't even talk to someone.
	But if you've been trained to see people as, oh, you like killing your kid?
	Have fun with that fucking dog till it bites your face off.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Then you go, oh, I know these people.
	They're called humans.
	They're fucking assholes.
	I'm not going to talk to them.
	Sort of like this fucking cunt.
	Right, right.
	Samantha Husted Crowell Boss.
	Ugh, of course.
	Because she has been brainwashed in her own little bubble to say, well, if Anthony Cumia and Gavin aren't members of the Climate Change Action Committee and they're having people come by, it must be to accrue weapons for the imminent race war as opposed to telling stupid jokes.
	Yeah, people, they're being trained to just be completely negative about Everything anyone else is doing, whether it involves them or not.
	And I think that also comes down to not being able.
	You just don't have it in you to be able to carry out a conversation, to cold talk to somebody in a bar.
	And I'm not just talking about picking up girls.
	That was always, you know, that was 10 on the list.
	That was the most treacherous thing you could do.
	But there was...
	And we've discussed this before.
	You're just sitting at the bar.
	You used to be smoking a cigarette and drinking beer and watching the Yankees.
	And a play would happen.
	And the guy goes, oh, fuck.
	And you're like, oh, god damn.
	That was so close to it.
	And now you have this little rapport, this little relationship that will probably last until the game ends or one of you leave.
	You'll never see each other again.
	But it's basic human interaction.
	And some people are so fucked up, they don't have the...
	Capacity for that.
	So instead of even online being able to inject themselves into a conversation in a positive way, it has to be this sucks, you suck, fuck this, fuck them.
	And you end up, you know, how do you work out in the real world?
	How do you function?
	Are you that out there too?
	Well, sports and booze were invented as crutches for conversation and they work great.
	I love them.
	But now the Mets fuck up, and you text the Mets a Twitter feed, or you text your Mets chain of friends, and there's no interaction there.
	And then so it just leaves booze.
	And yeah, I have noticed like six pints in, Mr. Shy Guy over here is like, well, that's, you know, you heard of Epstein Island?
	And I'm like...
	Okay, I'm leaving, by the way.
	It took you two hours to talk.
	And yeah, I've heard of the biggest news story in the fucking century.
	But anyway, bye.
	You took too long.
	Right. Yeah, you took too long.
	Sorry. Maybe you'll learn from that.
	I don't know.
	No. But no, some people are just incapable of it.
	And we never really had to deal with them.
	Because, you know, I would go into a bar or I'd be hanging out with my friends in a bar.
	You're in your own little circle.
	And people didn't just walk up to you and act like assholes.
	If they did, it was called a prelude to a bar fight.
	There was a little fight, and the bar turned out to deal with it.
	We've all been involved with things like that, but we never had to deal with so many fucking broken people.
	They're busted.
	Something happened, they don't function properly in the real world, and they bring it to the internet, and thank God they're not around you all the time.
	But they're there online and they have an audience to some point.
	It makes things look a lot more negative maybe than they really are in your world, you know?
	Well, you see their grammar too and you're like, you're like, you click on them going, I hope you're from Spain.
	And this is your terrible English.
	And then it's like, born and raised in Boston, yo, fuck you.
	Even the bio has like 17 typos and gets every there and where wrong.
	Black people are incredible on social media.
	I read some of these posts and I'm like, and they supposedly they're educated people, some of them, and they go like, well, what they do.
	Why are they in trouble?
	And you're like, wait, how?
	This is the most basic of grammar.
	This just, even if you didn't know the rules of grammar to fix it, it doesn't sound right.
	You just know it because it doesn't sound correct when you hear it.
	But, man, I read these every day, just a fucking cavalcade of horribly worded.
	Posts. And I've seen them get called out on it and they go, nigga, I don't give a shit about this, the internet.
	I ain't trying to be all perfect and shit.
	And you're like, it's actually easier.
	My correct thing has less words.
	It's faster.
	I think that's why they really glommed on to that.
	What was it called?
	Locals or the chat thing?
	And they do it on Twitter now, too, where there's like 50 people talking.
	Spaces? Yeah.
	Is that spaces?
	And you just, you talk and no one can make fun of your inability to write.
	To write or speak or anything.
	I think a lot of black people, especially politicians and newsmakers, pundits on news shows, they just get a complete pass on not being able to speak properly.
	No one calls them out on it.
	And I think if a white guy, he steps up to do the weather.
	And he was speaking in that black dialect and black grammar.
	He wouldn't have a job the next day.
	And people would call the station and email them and go, what was wrong with your weatherman today?
	He wasn't speaking properly.
	Is he having a stroke?
	Is he okay?
	Yeah. But for some reason, we just lower that bar.
	And instead of correcting someone, we come up with a reason why.
	Proper English and proper grammar is white supremacy and some form of oppression.
	And this is fine that they do this.
	It's actually good that they're speaking their own language and coming into their own...
	And you're like, no, it's laziness.
	And I would not want to hire somebody if I was a business owner that can't speak.
	I don't think you understand what Aave is.
	It's African American Vernacular English.
	Oh, I have heard that.
	Yes. It's just a different way of speaking.
	I've even seen people bring up that axe was the way we said it in 1432.
	Just stop it.
	I'm not joking.
	I've really seen a video saying the original Old English version was axe.
	Okay. Well, it's not that anymore.
	Okay. I will discount whatever you've said the second I hear something like axe or they being used like they house.
	I went over they house.
	And it's kind of the same.
	I think of the same thing because I was watching some nuclear power disaster videos on YouTube.
	As one does.
	Nice thing to go to sleep to.
	And sometimes the documentarian or the narrator will say nuclear.
	And I can't.
	Boom! It's off.
	I don't watch it because I can't respect that you know what you're talking about when you can't even pronounce the fucking word properly.
	So nuclear, nope.
	So it's not a racial thing.
	We're done.
	It's, you know, I just, I think it shows character and it shows if you're lazy.
	You're a lazy person if you can't.
	Speak properly.
	You cut corners.
	Yeah. Well, we do a thing called Terrible Black Female Politicians, and in the opening, there's this woman, she's dead now, but of course her daughter just filled her position.
	She would wear braids up around her head, and she says this quote, I'm sure I've said it to you before, where she goes, Me and my department have never done anything which could be described as idiot.
	As idiot!
	And then you had Al Green with werewolf syndrome and Down syndrome.
	And he's got these cards on poster board.
	And it says, Trump will be impeached.
	It's a matter of when, not if.
	Yeah, I saw that.
	Cool. And that's fine.
	It helps your point if you have poster boards because you hold them up.
	Do that with a tweet.
	I get it.
	But the picture on the poster board is him with his cane going, when he got kicked out.
	And it's the same picture.
	On every image, he just repeats the picture.
	He could have just done it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Remember I did this?
	It's like a mirror facing a mirror, you know?
	Right. It's not even a good picture.
	It's like the back of him and his thing's out.
	You can't even see his face.
	And it's the bigotry of low expectations when she says idiot, when he does that.
	When Jasmine Crockett gets out there.
	And starts doing her little pantomimes.
	Her shuck and jive kind of, you know, yeah, we know that's not her.
	We know she doesn't speak like that.
	Right. But she wants some street cred, yo.
	All these black politicians these days, they seem to want a Martin Luther King moment.
	Yeah. They seem to want that civil rights moment.
	Like, guaranteed he had the picture with the cane thinking it's like...
	Selma. It's like fucking MLK marching and the fist of victory and power against oppression.
	And you just look and go, oh, that's that picture of when you were being an asshole in the chamber and got thrown out because fucking asshole.
	And some of these other female politicians are getting up to the podium and they're repeating things like, what the fuck did, who was it?
	And she kept saying like the stone of Or something about a stone of her heart and said it like three times thinking, oh, this is going to be your Maya Angelou moment.
	Your Martin Luther King, I have a dream.
	And they fall so short of anything.
	And it's just a different time also.
	We hear 8,000 people a day trying to be profound.
	Your fucking little...
	Nonsense won't stick to the wall here.
	But they're trying.
	Boy, are they trying.
	And they keep coming up with the worst ones like Ilhan Omar.
	We have the shirt in there, too.
	And hers was fuck around and find out.
	Oh, right.
	But you can't say fuck.
	So that's got asterisks on it, which kind of ruins the whole thing.
	And also, that's not yours.
	That's ours.
	That's a Proud Boys thing.
	You don't get FOFA.
	And then AOC's had...
	Don't be racist.
	Drink water.
	Like, drink water instead of being racist.
	That's going to be a fun one, and you're like, you guys really suck.
	It doesn't even make sense.
	Yeah. Don't be racist.
	Drink water.
	Make love, not war.
	I don't know what she was...
	Drink water and don't be racist.
	Okay. Are these, like, super logical things?
	Is that your push?
	I don't even understand what you're saying.
	Yeah. I don't know what that is.
	AOC. Did you see the video of her?
	First of all, what the fuck is she up to?
	Trump is at, what, 100 days in office?
	I think Trump is, like, approaching his 100 days in office.
	Very early in the term.
	Is she fucking campaigning?
	Yes. Already?
	Yes. At the detriment, to the detriment of her people, her people in Queens.
	Her constituents here in the Bronx.
	Her district.
	Yeah. What is she doing?
	And by the way, does she think she's going to be president or vice president?
	Is that what she's doing?
	Her and Bernie?
	Bernie is P. She's VP.
	But that's not how you do it, guys.
	You've got to give it at least two years.
	Yes. They're slamming Trump.
	She was out in California.
	Maybe if you're...
	If you want to get some traction for your midterm election, let's say, and your district is in New York, you go to Jersey because some people work in Jersey and they live in New York.
	It might help in your election.
	To be out in Folsom, California, you are really campaigning for something that isn't, you know, douchebag congresswoman from Queens.
	So she's definitely up to something.
	It's such bad strategy.
	I mean, it's terrible.
	We talked a while ago about how they're burning out all their outfielders.
	They're letting their outfielders pitch because the score is 30-0.
	So let Slavey Crockett go bananas.
	Let Hakeem Jeffries lie and say that inflation's gone up.
	Right, burn them up.
	Let Cory Booker do a 36-hour rant and then hug some trans kids.
	Let's even let that retard congressman go to El Salvador.
	Van Hollen.
	Yeah, Van Hollen.
	He's off to El Salvador because we put the wrong man in prison.
	No, we didn't.
	We got the gang wrong.
	It's MS-13.
	Let's bring back a gang member.
	From a gang that has been put on the terrorist list.
	And he, you know, would he want to go back?
	If you were deported down to El Salvador, would he be going there to get you?
	Because, you know, Proud Boys, look out.
	They're on the terrorist list.
	Yes, he would.
	Because what he truly cares about is justice.
	Yeah. And the modus operandi of the Constitution and how we always follow due process.
	So he would follow David Duke down there.
	Oh, sure.
	Anyone, Patriot Front, as long as he's fighting for the Constitution of America.
	I don't doubt it.
	So you bring up a good point here.
	The real contenders in the Democrat Party, who I don't even know who they would be at this point, but the real contenders for president, in a couple of years, They'll come out and look like the most qualified people in the world because they've just been shuffling around the likes of AOC and all these other clowns that we look at and go,
	that's going to be your candidate?
	So then Wonderboy comes out and you look and go, wow, this guy is concise.
	He's talking about the issues because they're not AOC and Bernie and Jerkoff from Jersey.
	They gotta know that they are cannon fodder.
	We obviously don't want you to be president if we're running you this early.
	So you're just there, like the Russians in World War II, you're just there to take some bullets.
	Hold the line.
	Hold the line until the real equipment gets up here.
	You're just playing house.
	Maybe they lied and said...
	In eight years, you'll get a genuine chance.
	And this is just a test run.
	But Bernie's got to know that he is officially being put out to pasture.
	Oh, yeah.
	If they're running him this early.
	They're just out there trying to keep the heat and criticism of Trump going.
	And then they fall to the wayside and, you know, they need another one.
	All right, get some governor from this shit state to say something.
	And then, yeah, after a couple of years, the real candidates get to come out.
	What's that?
	I was going to say, I even saw Tim Walz was asked if he'll run again and he goes, this is not what we should be talking about right now.
	Right now we should be focused on our state and making America a better place.
	And you're like, that's what someone says when they're genuinely going to go for it.
	Right, right.
	Campaigning around the world and having umbrellas and doing rap videos and talking about how we done picking cotton.
	You're just here for the charade.
	You're fireworks.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Did you see the AOC clip?
	It's pretty funny.
	She's up in front of a crowd of people.
	Oh, dancing?
	Yeah. Well, here she is talking about, I think, I forgot what it is.
	It's probably about Trump or immigration or something.
	But she's putting the voice on, like political voice.
	Like it's right out of the Hillary Clinton thing.
	It's this cadence where you talk like that.
	It hasn't worked.
	Believe me, did that work against Trump when Camilla was drunkenly babbling like that?
	Did Trump speak like that?
	Of course not.
	And what she's saying, how she's saying it, and what she's saying is exactly why they lost to Trump.
	So again, why is she out here in California, of all places, trying to sell herself?
	It's embarrassing.
	Watch this.
	This is a matter of fact.
	Donald Trump is a criminal.
	He was found guilty of 34 felony counts of fraud.
	Found liable for sexual abuse.
	And if he wants to find the rapists and criminals in this country, he should look in the mirror.
	That's libel right there.
	Yeah. Looking for a rapist?
	Look in the mirror.
	Okay, so we're doing rule of law now.
	So the law is what matters.
	Right? I do enjoy that front page.
	What is she thinking?
	Trump will go after people that say that.
	He's done it.
	And he's won some of these cases.
	That's a campaign.
	She's campaigning.
	Wait a minute.
	She's saying the same shit that lost them the election.
	Oh, he's a convicted felon.
	Who gave it?
	No one gave a shit.
	Why are you reiterating this?
	He won on that.
	He won on the fact that he was convicted of bullshit allegations.
	Charges against him.
	So why go like, yeah, we're going to get him this time with the same old thing.
	With the 34 counts and the rape thing.
	But there was, wasn't it a journalist?
	Wasn't it?
	It wasn't Megyn Kelly, but it was someone that you almost like who got, he sued them very recently for the rapist thing.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I think it was, was it Morning Joe?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Maybe one of those.
	Yeah, I think it was.
	One of those shit.
	Liberal propaganda stations.
	Hey, DNC.
	Hey, AOC.
	Hey, liberals.
	Hey, Tisha, if you're watching, because I know you love this show.
	Women's sports, really bad look for you.
	Half the parents in this country have a girl.
	I'm sure more than half of them are in sports.
	Drop that.
	It's not a good look.
	There's only like 17 trannies that want to be in women's sports.
	You're ruining the whole sport for these freaks.
	Drop that.
	Yes. Yeah, there it is.
	$60 million suit for calling him a rapist.
	Drop the 34 counts felon thing.
	We all know lawfare exists.
	That's a terrible look for you.
	You had a great run with racism and calling everyone racist.
	That was a good half a century.
	Good run.
	Great run.
	That's retired now.
	That's gotta go.
	I think you gotta stick with boring shit.
	Oh, and don't call Americans dumb.
	You replace racism with dumb.
	Yeah. America's not known for its scholars or its obsession with books.
	So you're insulting basically everyone.
	Everyone. Yeah.
	Except their elitist friends that got to go to these Ivy League colleges.
	Right. And that's the vast minority of people.
	And those are fake gay books.
	I don't know.
	I think they should focus on, like, boring shit.
	Abortion? No.
	Actually, abortion might be good.
	How do you think they did on abortion?
	I think that swayed some women voters.
	Yeah, I think that's a good one.
	They thought that was going to be their grand slam.
	They do this all the time.
	They thought Camilla was going to win and that things like abortion and trans rights, those were the things that were going to put them over the top.
	And it was such a nothing, no one cared abortion.
	What real man is going to go in there and decide on Kamala Harris for president based on abortion?
	That's women will, though.
	That's how Fetterman got elected, right?
	It's probably how Justin Trudeau got elected.
	Because when, especially young women, hear abortion, they think it just means...
	Health care and you got drunk and fucked a black guy behind a dumpster and you don't want to have ramifications.
	It's slut rights is what it is.
	Slut rights.
	And they have to present it as women's health care.
	Because if you say abortion, there are too many women that would go, I'm not getting a fucking abortion.
	I hope my daughter isn't.
	I'm not voting for abortion because it doesn't concern me.
	But when they frame it as health, women's health care.
	And they know.
	They're lying when they say it.
	They know they have to present it that way because it's more appealing than abortion to some of these women that, you know, don't like the idea of other women hoovering out their unborn children.
	I think the best angles for the DNC, and I assume they're going to go for this, is Gavin Newsom, some brown woman for VP.
	Is that just going to be a thing forever now?
	Is that a thing forever?
	Well, I thought it was already a thing, but we had two white guys, P and VP.
	I couldn't believe it.
	That was shocking.
	Although one of them was married to a brown woman, but he's not even gay.
	Republicans, I think we can still see that.
	And I think it was mostly because it was Trump.
	I think even a Republican that isn't Trump would go, maybe I need a brown person as my running mate here.
	But Democrats?
	I don't know what needs to happen besides maybe a complete cataclysm, an asteroid nuclear war, that the Democrats would ever go back to a two-white-men ticket for president.
	I just can't see it happening anymore.
	Never. I'll bet $10,000.
	It's a good bet, too, because they only get to collect when you die.
	Oh, even then, I said never.
	Never. I said never.
	Yeah, it's, you know, that's how they have to run now, whether they want to or not.
	If they pick two white men, right from the announcement of that ticket, you'd get people going, oh, really?
	Where's the people that want to represent, you know, that represent us?
	I have a son.
	Why can't he look at the president or vice president and have somebody that looks like him?
	And they put such importance in this fucking bullshit.
	Looks like me.
	Looks like me.
	It's such bullshit that means nothing.
	But they put so much importance on it that you'll never see a two-white-man ticket for the Dems.
	Absolutely not.
	Never. It's got to be a mochaccino chick.
	And it's got to be, I think, a smart thing for them to do is stop shitting on Republicans and be like, we've had a good four-year run.
	The border's secure.
	Interest rates are good.
	Inflation's down.
	Employment's up.
	And then this will be their motto.
	Be fair.
	It's time for us to be fair.
	And it's about helping the little guy now that we've got some money.
	So you acknowledge that the Trump administration did some good.
	That's the way you pull some of this.
	I shouldn't be giving away all these great tips.
	But do you know how the Republican candidate would handle that one?
	Even they're admitting how great we are.
	We, we, the Republicans.
	I think it might be shooting yourself in the foot.
	I get it.
	In a perfect world, Gavin.
	That would be something that a bipartisan country might go with.
	But they're so dead set against pinning the other party as the worst possible thing to ever happen to this country that they couldn't bring themselves to do that.
	Well, the ultimate right versus left debate always comes down to the communist view of let's share the wealth.
	And that does well with people who don't have a lot of wealth because they want free shit.
	It's way better than fascism and stuff because fascism is so parochial.
	It's like Scots, Irish, Canadians.
	We need to stick together.
	And that excludes everyone else.
	Communism is like, everyone gets some.
	You get a Lamborghini.
	So it appeals to people.
	So that's their thing.
	And then the right thing always comes down to, can you afford to pay your bills?
	Are you doing okay?
	Should you be fair, as they say, here in 2028?
	Should you be spreading around your wealth?
	I don't think you have too much money.
	I think you need to...
	To save some.
	And that's why we're going to help you get rich.
	And both of them are, that's ultimately what the debate comes down to.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's part of the big show, you know.
	They have their teams and their politicians.
	And the funny thing is, I don't think a lot of the politicians on one side or the other believe.
	In a lot of what they preach.
	I bet a lot of these guys would love to see, on the Democratic Party, would love to see two white men run for president.
	I think they know they'd have a better chance of winning by putting two qualified white men and not having to kowtow to these interest groups and racial groups that by the time the election rolls around, you've alienated the majority of the country.
	For how long, I have no idea.
	But you've alienated the majority of the country by catering to every single little group.
	Gays, trans, colors of this, religions.
	And, you know, you look like you don't care about the majority of the country.
	So I think it's detrimental to them.
	And I don't think a lot of them actually believe in what they say.
	They just have to stop.
	Yeah, you're right.
	But they also, and this might be phones too, but this obsessive, compulsive, myopic focus on spite and hate and we're racist and cancel the shows and fucking stop them.
	And then they speak for you and they go, you know, you think that every Mexican is a rapist and you're scared of gays.
	Right, right.
	The phobia thing.
	It's brilliant because, first of all, when did it first come out?
	But it's brilliant because no one wants to be scared of anything.
	No one wants to be like, hey, you're scared.
	So to put the name of something phobic, it means you have a fear and you're instantly put on guard going, no, no, I'm not phobic.
	So it's brilliant marketing of calling someone a racist or sexist or things like that.
	And I wonder when that came about because I don't remember as a kid hearing.
	It also means you're gay.
	It means you're scared of gay.
	Well, the 60s.
	Yeah, see, that's the problem with Wikipedia.
	I know it was invented, you know, from some academic journal in 1958.
	But when did we start hearing it all the time?
	Yeah, using it as.
	Yeah, like a Google search would be a better way to monitor that.
	1969, homophobia first appeared in print.
	That's not counting.
	But what they're saying when they call you a homophobe is you're scared you'll love it too much.
	That's funny!
	That's something guys would say to a guy friend.
	Yeah, you're phobic.
	You're just scared.
	You love it.
	And everyone would laugh.
	Fuck you, faggot.
	Get these faggots out of here.
	What are they prancing around?
	Like someone's liable to jump their bones or something.
	It's so revealing.
	You can almost see his thighs.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's funny.
	You're like, I don't know how to break it to you, bro.
	But I'm fascinated by the way ice cream sandwiches are made on the show How It's Made.
	I'm fascinated by a guy who can fix a transmission alone while listening to the radio.
	In like 10 minutes, he can reassemble it.
	You're boring.
	This is what they need to understand.
	You are boring.
	You're tedious.
	We saw this video, we played this video this week of this guy putting on a wedding dress and he's built, he's got shoulders I'd kill for and he's like, he has short hair too, he has this hairdo with makeup on and he's like, I put on that dress and I looked in the mirror and I just thought,
	I look like a man in a dress.
	And you're like, yep.
	Wow. Moment of clarity.
	That's tedious.
	No, he was mad at the person doing the fitting.
	And he was like, we've got to find something better.
	Like, they're doing it wrong.
	Like, there's a dress where he won't look in the mirror and say, okay, so that's shit.
	Maybe a collar comes up like this or something.
	It'll draw away from my frame.
	Oh, see how silly I am?
	I actually believed maybe he saw a man in a dress and went, what am I doing with that?
	Oh, sorry.
	This is insane.
	Yeah, I didn't explain it well enough.
	Yes, the magical dress didn't come out yet to make him look beautiful.
	Right. Okay.
	We've got to work harder.
	So the expert, he comes out and he's like, I understand at the beginning it can be very hard until you, yeah, until you find what you're looking for.
	It doesn't feel like me.
	I look like a man in a dress and that's not what I want.
	The overskirt idea.
	You look like a man who needs a dentist.
	I think it's stunning.
	I want to see if there's any...
	That's not what I want.
	Yeah. Well, we have to do a lot of things we don't want to do in life.
	You're going to look like a man in a dress.
	Listen to this guy.
	Look at this guy.
	Finding it, especially when you have a very specific vision, but it's actually a good sign.
	It means that you know exactly what you want and whether I have it or we have to create it together.
	Okay, so that's what I was talking about.
	Let me just say something.
	That guy might be gay.
	No, I think he's marrying a woman.
	The guy with the mustache, I mean, that just spoke.
	No, I think they both met at a sports bar called Hurley's during March Madness.
	See, I just can't tell.
	Your gaydar blows, my friend.
	Gaydar is busted.
	Your gaydar blows more than they do.
	That doesn't make sense if they're straight.
	It's great because then...
	They know what they want.
	Right. So that's my point.
	Like, when I say gays are boring and I'm not phobic of them, that discussion about him finding his correct dress, like, if I'm sitting in a chair because my wife dragged me to that thing, I'm just, I wouldn't be able to not say, is any, like, shut up!
	That is so boring!
	Yeah, yeah.
	This fat fuck quarterback finding a dress that makes him look like fucking Margot Kidder in 1978.
	It's not happening, dude.
	And I could hit the remote and for two hours I'll sit and watch Angle Iron being bent into a chair.
	Yes. I'll watch that.
	That's not boring.
	That's great.
	You're right.
	It's boring as fuck.
	We're not afraid.
	We're not concerned.
	We're not involved.
	We're just bored with you.
	And we don't hate you talking to your gay friend about your wedding dress.
	And we don't want to stop it.
	We don't want it to be illegal.
	We just go, ew, that is both gay and retarded.
	Get it out of my face.
	Gay and retarded.
	Meanwhile, you see a banister that is all one piece of wood where they've like steamed it.
	And then with a hundred vices, bent it around this mold.
	And you're like, that's one piece of wood?
	You know, it's great.
	I saw that one.
	Oh, did you?
	Yeah, the guys are like pushing it.
	And then the clamps go on and they got to tighten it.
	And it's not only got to go around, it's got to go around and up.
	Like this has to be bent in a certain way.
	And they have to do it in the house.
	You're not going to be able to bring it in the house.
	And I'm like, this is...
	Amazing to watch.
	Amazing! It's like man against physics and man against nature and we're like, fuck you, bitch.
	I'm going to rip down your tree and then fuck you, physics.
	I'm going to go there and it's not going to break.
	I'm going to steam it to like 600 degrees.
	I'm not even going to burn it.
	I'm not going to use fire.
	I'm going to use steam and then it's going to take days and the wood is just like, fuck, you got me!
	And just crank some vices on that thing.
	And the wood's like, ah!
	Every day you walk down the stairs, you're just like, in your face, bitch.
	Fuck you.
	Fuck you.
	I win.
	Fuck you.
	I'm the boss.
	And watching those, it's not just like you're dope just watching things.
	You start thinking, like, how did they come about knowing that if you steam wood like that?
	Was it a natural occurrence by, like, a hot spring?
	And they noticed, like, the dead tree was easily bent.
	They went like, huh, maybe.
	So it kind of gets your mind working as to how they came up with those things.
	So, you know, that's not boring at all.
	That's exciting.
	And you start thinking, could I do that?
	Am I good enough to do that?
	I could take a course, maybe?
	No, no.
	But what if I went to, like, Italy or wherever they...
	Do It or fucking Mississauga or Michigan and you work with guys for a year, then maybe you work under them.
	Like when Daniel Day-Lewis went and became a cobbler in Italy.
	You're always wondering, what if I became a master plumber and I worked under some guy where I didn't need the money?
	I'd say, free for seven years if I can please work here.
	You get your certificate.
	And the other thing about men, too, is women have this vindictive jealousy that I think is natural.
	You know, you hear about these birds that will go and destroy all the eggs in the other nests so they look more appealing to the male bird.
	Those sluts, they got abortions all over their nests.
	Come over here.
	And I'm not faulting women for having this genetic trait, but we have the opposite.
	We're like...
	We want you to do better and get more birds and flourish so this will be more of a good bird community and I can raise my family here.
	So when we see, like, Conor McGregor in a fucking Lamborghini yacht, we're like, that's awesome that he managed to work so hard fighting that he got that money together.
	And there's his wife with her fucking double seatbelt on laughing her head off.
	What a lucky bastard.
	That's so cool.
	And I don't think women understand that we, even when we're talking about the ice cream sandwiches to someone who works there, like say you meet someone on a plane and they're like, yeah, I build machines for frozen confectionaries.
	Yeah, it's frozen.
	And you're like, now how much are those?
	And he's like, well...
	Big factory, those run you like 220 grand, and then the problem is, so how many sandwiches do you have to sell to make your money back?
	Oh, you're looking at six years.
	Yeah, six years, but then it's all gravy after that.
	Of course, repairs are a bitch.
	Maintenance. And then they'll go, and we're running out of technicians who can fix these things, and now you start panicking.
	You're like, how many do you have?
	And they're like, we used to have hundreds.
	Now there's a guy we've got to fly in from Toronto, and you're like, oh, fuck.
	We're fucked on ice cream sandwiches.
	We're running out of ice cream, men.
	They can't fix the machines.
	Yeah, we always want to improve it.
	When guys tell other guys what they're up to, we always want to improve it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Somehow, you're trying to figure out a way to just make it a little better.
	And that's why things are great.
	That's why machines have gotten amazing and they'll only keep getting more amazing.
	And these things, like you say, you know...
	Traits, male traits and female traits.
	No one should ever feel bad about those traits because those are the basic building blocks of civilization, society, keeping your people going.
	That's what it's for.
	Trying to get in the way of that with modern...
	Bullshit morality that isn't even real and women can do this and men can be this.
	You're never going to be able to stop the juggernaut that is male and female traits that have been around forever.
	And some people do.
	They feel guilty for having that trait or telling someone like, sorry.
	This is more suited to men.
	And now you're a piece of shit.
	And they say it's sexist if you can't watch Charlize Theron beat up 10 Russian mobsters in an action movie.
	But I see it as like, they have this energy.
	It's like the Ghostbusters fucking jetpacks.
	And we have to harness that energy.
	We can't cross the streams or everything blows up.
	So the way you harness that energy is you marry a woman and you get this, she has a magic machine that makes babies.
	So you get her in a house and you provide for her and don't let her get mad and try to divorce you.
	And you make the babies and she has the house and she's making life, creating life, shaping life, keeping a nice home and stuff.
	Now you have the fucking, it's like the Ghostbuster jail.
	Right, right.
	That firehouse.
	So you come home to your house and it's like...
	And the feminist is like the environmentalism guy who goes, you can't have this woman in here.
	She's got to get out of the kitchen.
	We got to get her.
	And you're like, no, she cannot.
	Trust me.
	You do not want this.
	You don't want to open that.
	Yeah. I respect the power of the ghost.
	And when you...
	Unleash it into New York City.
	What does it do?
	It becomes a colostomy bag for men's cum at 4am.
	Booty calls.
	It writes hate watch articles about the Proud Boys because it's bitter that it has no kids.
	It starts worshipping its dog.
	Or sometimes it's chicken or it's fucking she makes little hats for its pet crab or her ferret.
	Her ferret has like leather pants on and a fucking Mets hat and that's when Man, you let the cat out of the bag.
	You wrecked her.
	So I'm not saying women aren't cool enough to do man stuff.
	I'm like, what we do isn't cool.
	We do systems.
	We set up a way where you can rent a U-Haul for 19 bucks an hour as long as you fill up the gas tank.
	You don't want that.
	You do your magic wizard shit and I'll keep you in the Ghostbusters thing where it won't hurt anyone.
	Because when I let your powers loose on the world...
	We get that AOC clip you just saw.
	Yeah. Some dumb bitch making up rapist analogies and everyone giving her a standing ovation with equality on her fucking shirt.
	Shut up.
	Yeah. Men are about grids and women are like all over the place.
	It's like, you know, and that's the way we should be.
	And that's great.
	Both of those are crucial to society.
	I remember we played, we did mushrooms when I was a tree planter in the early 90s, and we played charades high out of our fucking minds in the woods, and it was a fascinating juxtaposition of guys going, first word, second word, sounds like, sounds like,
	three, third letter, fourth word.
	Right, right.
	And the woman for Ghostbusters, they were like, Ghostbusters!
	I think they beat us.
	It has its place.
	It has its place, yeah, in charades.
	What did everyone in Canada have to do that tree planting stuff?
	It was just a great way to make like 10 grand in two months.
	You worked 10 hours a day, nine days on, one day off.
	Holy shit!
	It's in northern Canada, so there's so many bugs.
	You put...
	Mozilla oil all over yourself, which cooks you in the sun, obviously.
	And then they drown.
	Because the bug dope, there's not enough bug dope.
	You die of cancer.
	Holy shit!
	So now you're covered in so many dead black flies, like the little gnats, that it looks like you're wearing fishnet stockings.
	You're just like littered in it.
	Hence the good pay, I guess.
	Yeah. You'd get eight cents a tree, and that would become $10,000 somehow.
	How long did it take?
	Because I've seen some videos.
	They plan them pretty quick.
	If you, for some reason, black people were fucking insane, like mulattos, I would just watch them tear across the cutover.
	I'm not saying there's some predisposition there to fieldwork, but wow, were they good.
	But if you have your extractor, it extracts a little plug.
	Right. You get a good pastry like step, boom, plug, chum.
	Step, boom, plug, chum.
	So you sort of walk slow like that, but you're getting eight cents as you do every step.
	And you're just carrying these, like, tree shoots on you there?
	Yeah, they're little seedlings, sapling things this big.
	Like that?
	And did you have to put it in a thing to put it in, or did you bend over each time?
	Bend over each time.
	Oh, my God!
	Stick it in the hole you just made, and then with your boots, seal up the hole.
	So that's a young person.
	The lateral branch better be exposed, or it's going to die.
	And then inspectors from the government would come, because the lumber people, the logging companies would have to pay.
	A certain amount to have it replanted after they stripped it all.
	Scarified it.
	So the government would come in and of course your first reviews would be like 5%.
	Like you're losing your deposit and you need a 65 to pass or something.
	And then incrementally you'd coincidentally be getting better and better.
	It was all a big game.
	I don't even think they would even look.
	It's government fucking employees.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You'd always squeeze by a passing grade at the end.
	And then the contractor would get his money and you would get your checks.
	It's another thing about white Western men.
	Just, you know, hey, we could strip the whole forest and just fuck it.
	We'll move somewhere else.
	Hope there's trees there.
	But to come up with the idea that to have such a foresight to go, yeah, well, in many, many years.
	When these trees are grown, we'll be able to use them for wood.
	And we've been doing this for many, many years.
	So if we could all keep it balanced and harvest trees at the same rate we're planting and we'll always have wood, it takes such an amazing foresight to even think you'll have people in years to come that will do the same thing that you're doing now.
	So always looking and being very confident.
	Of your place in civilization.
	And it's still going to be there.
	Systems. That's, sorry, white men, we just got, and I don't know why we're the bad guys.
	It's like, oh, you're a white supremacist.
	No, we're beavers.
	We're woodchucks.
	Right. We're good at one, you're good at like jazz, basketball, like lots of cool stuff.
	Yeah. You should be, ours aren't very cool.
	I'm just a little guy, like just making a little, a building.
	Putting the bricks there.
	Getting the right mortar.
	Right, right.
	This is not a Zeke Heil KKK type of thing I'm doing here.
	I'm not getting pussy.
	You're in music.
	You're the guy getting all the pussies.
	I mean, we had fucking hair bands for a little while.
	How big does the foundation have to be in order for the building to be so high?
	You know, figuring all that out isn't really cool.
	It's cool to watch.
	I watch those shows and everything.
	But, you know, it's probably cooler.
	To do something a little more artistic or something a little more, I don't know, vague.
	Even all this political stuff, actually you see it in space travel and you see it in politics.
	Oh, only white men can be politicians.
	Why not Slavey Crockett?
	And you're like, well, it is a system at the end of the day.
	It's a system.
	What's that game you used to play where you'd build a city?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	SimCity or...
	Yeah, you have to build a city and make it work.
	I'll put the factories here and then if it's downwind too much from the stench of the factories, the value of these homes is going to go down.
	So there'll be cheaper housing there.
	And then these places have...
	But if I put too many people in the nice houses, then there'll be nowhere for there to be stores and stuff.
	Yeah, that's exactly how it works.
	It's not cool.
	To be the mayor of a town.
	But it's very important to do it properly and do it right.
	You don't want to put the wrong people in there that don't know how to work systems and they see something come across and they want to take a little bit of it and put it in their pocket.
	We've got to remember this is a free episode.
	And of course, Anthony, there's exceptions to every general pattern here.
	And there's people who are incredible.
	There's a black Filipino woman with AIDS in a wheelchair who is way better at systems than the best white guy on earth!
	Amazing. The exception to the rule.
	Sure! But you're allowed, when looking at 8.5 billion people, you're allowed to glean some patterns there.
	It's hard not to.
	We could look at some patterns.
	We could look at things that are just...
	Parts of, I don't know, nature.
	Like the male and female and their attributes.
	And yeah, some things are just the way they are.
	And there's no real trying to explain it or force that square peg into that round hole.
	Let's just go with the flow.
	Keep it open for the exceptions, but generally harness the power of the pattern.
	That's all we're trying to do.
	And you think, when you say first Native American astronaut, you think we're doing that old, well, well, well.
	Looks like we got us a squastronaut.
	Not on my watch, Maggie Longclaws.
	You get back to the teepee where you belong.
	But I have a PhD in physics and I won the Fields Medal.
	I won the Fields Medal.
	That's not a thing, folks.
	Sorry. It's not impressive to be the first.
	No, that isn't what has kept people from pursuing some of these amazing jobs like in the aerospace industry and whatnot.
	Yeah, it's not the person at the door just making fun of your race or religion or color and chasing you away, chasing this unbelievably qualified person out the door.
	Well, it also goes back to them, all these other people assuming that the boss cares about you.
	The boss is hard at work, whether to try to make a profit or trying to get someone into fucking space, and they go, we have a new person to fill that role for the solar panels, and you're like, okay, what's her name?
	Maggie Longcloth.
	Oh, Native American?
	Okay. So tell her she starts on Friday.
	I presume she's been vetted, probably.
	Yeah, yeah, looks great.
	Won the Fields Medal.
	Oh, fuck, okay.
	Give that to Mark, by the way.
	That's got to get out there, like, within an hour.
	Yeah, that's exactly it.
	Well, looky here.
	Oh, someone had some schooling.
	Well, yeah, that didn't happen.
	I mean, I'm sure it occurred.
	We want to go back seven years.
	Sure. I would assume somewhere hilarity like that was going on.
	Yeah. It's every fucking movie and whether they do it for the mail sorters in World War II or the hidden figures and they go back into the 60s or they just do it like an hour ago where there's like some fucking asshole cop in some small town.
	Remember that one we talked about where the awesome black dude shows up on his bike to bail his nephew in jail?
	Yeah, it was like Rambo.
	It was like Black Rambo.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And it's like, well, well, well.
	Well, someone thinks they can bail out the nephew.
	Yeah, yeah.
	What you doing in our nice town here, boy?
	Yeah, I come to bail my nephew out.
	I have the funds necessary to...
	Yeah, what?
	Oh, funds necessary.
	Well, you're educated, boy, ain't you?
	Yeah, I just don't think a lot of that is going on today.
	Sorry. Your failures...
	It's 2025.
	Your failures are your fault.
	There you go.
	And you can't tell me about generational wealth and systemic this, systemic that.
	Nope. You definitely had an argument before Martin Luther King was killed, but from like the...
	What do they call the dead poets?
	And that white is on the moon!
	All the way up to like drill rap today.
	We're all struggling, buddy.
	So if you suck, you fucked up.
	Sorry. If you suck, you fucked up.
	I like that.
	Yes. I'm going to have that on my Ant-Man shirts in the future.
	Gavin, another banger of a show.
	Always a pleasure to sit down and chit-chat with the great Mr. Gavin McInnes.
	Tomorrow, people can catch you on your cop show.
	Cop shows tomorrow, yep.
	I'm also doing a weird thing with Michael Moynihan.
	Anyway, I'll tell you about that later.
	I don't know when it's going to air.
	And then Friday, we're on the plane, headed to the trunk show, meet and greet.
	And then Saturday, believe it or not, it is literally a comedy show.
	That's not a joke.
	It's not a Nazi recruitment rally.
	Sorry, Samantha Bosa.
	Fucking bitch.
	Ugh. Disgusting.
	Alright. Have a great rest of your day.
	I will be right back here tomorrow at 4.30pm Eastern Time.
	Join us then, won't you?
	Gav? People watching?
	Arrivederci until mañana.

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