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Dec. 3, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S6E59 - GIRAFFE LESBIANS (FREE SHIT)

  Michelle Obama's in the White House and Gavin's in the dog house, as robots continue to fail, Wakanda still can't skate, Matt Walsh keeps stealing, Islam's still wrong, Mexico's president Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo comes around, January 6 is getting acquitted, and black female politicians are not even coming to work.

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Music playing.
That was day two of our terrible intro songs.
That's an ode to Michelle Obama, if you can believe that.
What's it called?
Michelle Obama?
It's called Michelle Obama by Aisha Madone.
Aisha?
Like, I was listening to the lyrics.
They don't seem very Michelle Obama-y.
She's not talking about traps or lats.
Yeah, don't want to waste my time watching you waste mine.
Let me hug you as I leave, holding my head high.
Thanks for the good times.
Anyway, if you need to hate me, then I'm sorry, baby.
I'm really not one to fight.
What?
It's a love song about Michelle Obama?
That's beyond retarded.
Just because I forgive you doesn't mean I need you in my life.
Did you want the satisfaction?
Do you wish that I had set your house alight?
The White House?
Don't want to waste time...
What the fuck is this?
I don't understand.
Why did she...
Why?
I guess I should know that before I come on the show, right?
I'm supposed to have done my research.
Get that out of here.
Uh...
This is my favorite song I've put out so far.
To me, it represents something good.
Okay, let's check her Instagram.
Michelle Obama's not known.
This is my favorite song I've put out so far.
To me, it represents making something good of a hard situation.
Hope you dance or cry or heal to it.
Why did you name it Michelle Obama, you weirdo?
I think she's a relatively successful artist.
Guys, Michelle Obama's out tomorrow.
The song is about taking a high road in the face of disrespect and heartbreak.
Because we know there's a lot of assholes in this world.
I wanted this song to be a feminist anthem after my mom, Michelle Obama.
It's based around a quote.
Oh, this is...
When they go low, we go high.
And I was really inspired by that.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's not Michelle Obama's daughter.
Does she mean mom?
Probably, like zaddy, daddy, mom, mom, maybe?
Yeah, her kids are fucking hideous.
She's an Australian actress and singer.
Alright, I'm powerfully confused.
My mom.
Do you like my new suit?
Oh wow, nice.
I used to say I can't get a suit with a dense pattern because it has a moire and then I thought, I like that.
Makes you look electric.
If we have these distracting us, why not have a weird pattern?
You look like an electric man.
Yeah, why not?
It's more information.
And I learned in my many years of suits that no one ever sees the inside of your suit, so why not have strippers?
So I've got strippers all over the inside of my suit.
They say more is more.
Yeah.
More is the new less.
Check this out, though.
Shall I go up to the camera?
I could zoom in for you.
Where?
With this?
With this cam here.
Does it autofocus?
No, but this does.
So if you step up to here.
I have a new logo.
He has a new logo, he says.
So, fun interior.
Then these fun pants.
Socks aren't great.
Socks are my Budweiser socks, but...
It's laundry day, and I have some extra socks at the office, but I couldn't use those because they've been nested in.
The mice have been nesting in my Socky Lockies.
And yesterday, I was looking through there, right?
And I itched my eye, and I'm very allergic to mice, especially mice droppings, and my eye fell off.
My eye broke yesterday.
The top of my mouth was sort of like puffy and I was having trouble breathing.
I'm like, I need a fucking EpiPen.
I'm going to have to go to the hospital.
I took some pictures of it.
It was a horror movie.
It looks horrific.
It's still bad.
It's still not perfect now.
It's still kind of puffy now.
But that was one of them.
Complete with eyebrow dandruff.
But there's more.
Look at that.
And I think there's a worse one.
Yeah, those are not doing it justice.
I was a circus freak all night.
We could boost up the contrast to make it, or the saturation.
So this is what you get when you order stuff from Nita Fashions.
Wait, there's a good thumbnail.
Free...
Today's the free show, I guess.
This is my new thing I've been getting.
A red inner collar.
And they do it on the cuffs, too.
You see that?
And you'd think when they come, they're going to be all crumpled up.
And I'll have to take them to the dry cleaner.
It's surprising how unwrinkled they are.
I don't know.
They've got some great folding techniques.
So you should give them a little bit of...
I have a steamer at home, so I just give a little steam blast.
But then I got these.
What are those, Gavin?
That's a suit I already have.
Yeah.
But I got it boot cut for my cowboy boots.
So I said, I already like this suit.
I don't have a whole suit just for cowboy boots.
So one of my suits now has normal sort of tapered legs like I like, like the mods.
And then a boot cut for when I want to wear my boots.
Isn't that exciting?
I'm thrilled.
So you go to nidafashions.com.
Type in whatever you want.
No, contact us.
You go to their Instagram page.
It's usually how most of you young people like getting a hold of them.
Set up a fitting.
And they can do it online.
I don't think they're going to be touring for a little bit.
So you can wait for that.
Those are the two dudes.
Peter and Neil.
Uh...
And, you know, everyone should have a suit.
You go to weddings, you go to funerals, and there's nothing like a tailored suit.
It's like flying first class.
Once you do it, you can't go back.
Oh, I forgot one thing.
The cuffs are kind of folded when you get them.
You gotta iron those out.
One flaw.
I forgot.
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
Don't blame that on Nina fashions.
Boy, I'm in the doghouse in a pretty bad way at home.
That yelling at the gypsy cab drivers did not impress my wife.
Because she goes, they're clearly criminals, they're gypsy cabs.
One of the guys was this giant, she said Jamaican, but I think she meant black.
And, you know, those guys could have stabbed her and hurt the kids.
So she goes, don't go picking fights with criminals when we're with the kids.
Or even when I'm there.
I said, okay.
My defense was, it's an airport.
It's full of police.
It's one of the safest places there is.
But her point was, I didn't see any police.
So, I was a bad boy.
I think I'm kind of out of the doghouse now.
The fact that she's converted from liberalism to Trump has really helped our relationship.
Because when we're in a fight, I just bring out something like, Oh, can you believe they're doing this with Hunter Biden now?
They're calling it the insanity defense?
And cringe Jean-Pierre.
She's blaming war politics for Biden's need to be pardoned.
Hunter's need to be pardoned.
It's like, what the fuck?
Yeah, honey, isn't it crazy?
I think it's a great sign that it's not like, honey, leave that guy alone.
That poor immigrant's trying to make a living.
He's a violent criminal.
We have to be careful.
I don't want to be involved in your imminent stabbing.
Right.
That's a plus.
Now this is going to bother me the whole show.
I didn't notice it until you said it, but yes, now it is bothering me.
We should probably just stop.
Okay.
Okay.
You know what else is cool about these shirts is you can fold them up like that.
you're not going to be able to do it.
Isn't that fun?
I didn't do it a hundred percent.
Okay, while I get redressed, let's cut to the most annoying thing I've ever seen in my life.
I can't believe this exists.
I... Understand serial killers now.
Yesterday we were talking about murdering everyone who goes to see Coffee House Folk.
Is that what it's called?
Coffee House Pop?
Whatever the fuck it's called.
This also justifies mass killings.
Can you imagine if you were here?
Let me tell you what's happening.
It's very simple.
There's a fire on the plane.
All right?
So just let's all leave in single file.
We don't want anyone to die of smoke inhalation.
Then we'll go out.
We'll wait.
We'll put out the fire.
It's probably not a big deal.
You don't have a lot of towering infernos on a plane.
It's probably some coffee pot thing.
We'll make sure that's out.
Whew!
We'll clear out the plane, double check to make sure there wasn't anything more serious, then you can come the fuck back on.
So, leave all your shit on the plane.
Pretty simple, right?
How fast did I just make it out of here when I decided to fix my coughs?
I think it was a nanosecond.
Check out how many people have decided not to exit the fucking plane.
Out!
Go out!
Go out.
Go forward.
Go forward.
Do not take your back.
Go forward.
Go forward.
Do not take your bags!
It's just this fucking thing!
It's out!
It's outside!
Go forward!
Do not take your bags!
Go forward!
Do not take your bags!
Go forward, do not take your bags!
How many times does she have to say this?
Look at these Germans.
Watch, we have to get the thing out of the stuff.
What's happening?
Go!
Leave your fucking bags!
Get the fuck out!
Look, now the electricity's out.
Look at him just standing there.
They all are.
They're messing with, like, bathroom bags.
Okay, well, if we're leaving, I should probably get my contact lens.
And then there's these kids just standing there.
Look at this Arab guy.
He wants to go back.
Can I just grab that?
No!
Okay, I'm just going to grab this.
Why?
It's not like everything's going to be consumed in flames and you'll never see it again.
Look at this stewardess.
She's like, I can't even right now.
Now the pilot is coming up.
Get out of the plane!
Why are you looking back at me?
The exit is that way.
This white dude, the German, he's the worst of the group.
They're all real bad though.
Look at the Arab with his sideways baseball hat.
It's like he's checking every seat as he leaves.
What was so important that was there?
Still not going, folks.
Still not fucking moving.
This is slower than when it's not a fire.
Look at this guy.
That's the guy.
That's the fuck.
I want to find him.
He's yelling back at the flight attendants.
What would you like her to do?
Put the fire out?
Have you ever seen anything like that in your life?
No, that was very irritating.
Oh, Kurt Cobain.
I thought you were Harmony Corrine.
Nope.
I'm so mad.
This episode is also brought to you by Purple Works Nutrition.
I didn't take it today.
I did five days of booze and it was hair on the dog, so you don't really eat.
And today at lunch I took a piss and it was dark yellow, like orange.
And that's because I'm not in shape.
I was on a bender because of the Feast of the Haggis, and the Chicago Scots dinner, and Thanksgiving, and Scottie Pippen's house.
And I was seeing my dad for the first time in a long time.
So every day, you'd have maybe a coffee, maybe not, and a bit of bread, and then it was back to the booze.
So that takes its toll.
You have to have a couple nights of 12 hours sleep.
And it's the sweats and the shaking and fucking...
Destiny's blowjob was going through my head.
Proud Boys were trying to kill me.
No, what?
It was just a fucking evil night.
And I finally made it through after 12 hours of sleep.
And...
Purple Works was nowhere to be found.
In any of this self-abuse, there was no Purple Works.
Because Purple Works is about the opposite.
It's about self-care and wellness and getting back in shape and building muscle and losing fat and feeling good about yourself.
I don't really work out for my body.
You've seen my body.
It's not great.
I work out for mental health.
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You'll see when I talk to Anthony how much fitter and happier I am after getting out there and getting pumped.
My son knows I'm trying to catch up to his chest pressing 195, bench pressing 195. So I can hear him late at night.
Literally like 11 p.m.
I hear gong gong of the weight set in the garage.
So he might be up to 210. I don't know if that's possible for the G. That's a lot of fucking weight.
But that's my goal, is to be stronger than my 16-year-old son.
And Purple Works is going to get me there.
All right.
That's why we're free today.
I don't know how long we'll be free.
We may go through behind the paywall shortly.
I don't like to be too controversial on these free podcasts, and we have some pretty controversial stuff.
We have a segment on useless black female politicians, which I'm not happy about.
Ryan insisted we do that because he's a racist.
Yes.
And I begged him not to, but he threatened to cut himself.
Yeah.
It's the Kurt Cobain sort of mode that I'm in lately.
Yeah, you're very self-harmy.
Yeah, self-harmony, Corinne.
Oh, a pun!
That's a good idea.
But it's a callback to who you thought I was before.
Oh, so it's not a pun.
It's a wordplay, but you set the parameters and set the substrate for it to be acted upon.
Blame yourself.
Okay.
Otherwise, you might be wrong, which is not possible.
Nope.
Robots...
Is a common subject on this show next to plain etiquette.
I am not denying automation is imminent and prevalent and always changing.
You go to McDonald's now, you gotta type it in.
Alright, that's one thing.
There's some other things.
Everything is going to be automated.
No.
If a third world person can do it, it's going to be done by them.
Okay?
Go to New Jersey and get gas.
It's all Pakistanis, Bangladeshis.
It's all Pajits.
Because they'll work for nothing.
Literally nothing.
Like in a subway, they'll have one Indian with some money.
He'll buy a subway and then his entire family will come over and work at the subway for free.
Not easy to compete with that, by the way.
So, you know that I fucking hate the concept of a real robot like, hello Gavin, can I get you a bud?
And then walking to the fridge and getting me a beer.
I mean, we'll just have servants before we would ever do that.
But even within the parameters of automation, there's a lot of annoying shit, like electric cars.
Or check out this incredible upgrade on going to get gas.
You just go there and a robot does it.
Boom!
All you have to do is sense where the thing is and then change from sensor to vacuum.
So then he pulls it open, which you know that thing is going to get all damaged and fall apart and not work after a while.
Then all I have to do is analyze your hole.
They should do this with gynecologists.
You just sit there in the stirrups.
Then it, I don't know, checks the labia.
It checks the anal lips of your gas thing.
Gets the right size and location.
Then the pump comes along.
It also needs its own blue guide.
Okay, then it gets in there, and boom, within two minutes we're already pumping gas.
And what does that cost?
It's probably only $150,000 to have one of those.
So, you can easily make back all your money with salaries in like seven years.
If you ignore, of course, the unbelievable cost of repairs, or even trying to find someone who can fix one of these fucking things.
We're giving people with robot degrees too much time and then boom it's closed and you're good to go.
Wait a minute.
What if you have a car from 2000 with a screw top?
Can it handle that?
We don't know.
Guaranteed it breaks.
Guaranteed someone sues the guy.
So you've spent...
Maybe I was a little old.
Let's say $210.
That cost $210,000.
Now you're getting sued because you scratched someone's car.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
This is dumb.
It's just a dumb waste of time.
Speaking of a dumb waste of time, Wakanda had a skateboard competition, which I thought was pretty good.
May even go under sprinkles.
We've got some sprinkles to deal with in a second.
This was fascinating.
Tricks are different in Africa, I've noticed.
This is called the...
That's called the nail toe kiss dismount.
What's this one called?
See, we do different tricks on skateboards here.
This one is called the Slammer.
And you just...
Yeah, it's kind of a boneless one.
Very 90s, 80s skateboarding there.
Got some Neil Blender vibes.
And then, what do we got here?
You go up and you smash your thighs and you laugh.
Grab the board and get out of there.
No second chances, you'll notice.
I've always said girls can't skate, but African black girls really knocked that out of the park.
Look at everyone laughing.
Is there no standards in this country?
Continent?
Everyone just laughs.
There's no meritocracy.
There's no good or bad.
Yay!
That was one of the better ones, actually.
Something really uneventful about walking in the same way that you rolled in?
Yeah.
That seems like, ah, fucked up.
Go forward.
I've been practicing skateboarding for over one hour.
And this is what I came up with.
Yesterday, of course, we covered Wicked.
And all the cringe interviews they did, I didn't get to this.
It was sent in to us, apparently, British Film Board, maybe BBC, I don't know.
They have instituted a trigger warning because it's racist to criticize green people.
You remember the old saying, I don't care if you're black, red, white, green, purple?
Well, apparently, some people do care if you're green.
The Wicked movie is everywhere right now.
In fact, it's a huge moneymaker.
Moviegoers just can't get enough of it.
But in Europe, the musical is getting hit with trigger warnings.
The British Board of Film Classification is advising audiences about potentially triggering moments of so-called discrimination.
The board warns a green-skinned woman is mocked, bullied, and humiliated because of her skin color, and talking animals are persecuted in a fantastical society.
Critics on social media had a field day with that.
One called it peak absurdity.
Another said, this is how they are brainwashing your kids.
Someone else wrote, even fantasy is dangerous to the censors or maybe especially.
What about Shrek?
He was green, no one cared.
He was green, no one cared.
She's funny, isn't she?
I hate her.
I think she's dumb.
She got a friend of mine banned from Fox Forever for giving her a bear hug.
And then some cute toy company came out with one little...
It wasn't a monkey or anything.
It was like a bird.
They called it the Faulkner and she made them cease and desist.
You're dead to me.
Bye-bye.
By the way, that was very funny, what she just did.
And it reminded me of Sprinkles.
Let's open up the Sprinkles segment, Ryan.
Here it is, by the way.
Yeah.
Like, imagine...
She's making fun of Wicked for finding things offensive.
And she found that offensive.
I don't like the way I'm depicted.
I'm not cute enough.
I should be 10...
My eyes should be 10 times bigger.
Okay, I don't know if we can fit them in a toy box.
But yeah, let's cue the sprinkle segment Okay, I've never heard of this before but there's like a comedy troupe that It's kind of what we do.
They take the news, and they put a spin on it, and they use it for comedy.
I mean, Jon Stewart comes from a long line of funny men and women, and these guys...
I'm sorry.
I don't know what it is, but they have it.
And they regularly do the news.
They do funny segments about bananas.
And this is a segment wherein they have a time machine.
You're not going to believe this.
Oh my god.
Even her face is funny.
Previously, we do have a time machine, and our chief future correspondent, Jen Haston, is here to give us an update from about a year from now.
And Jen, I understand that you have good news?
That's right, Andrea.
All those cabinet picks that you folks have been stressing about have been fired.
Turns out Trump still can't keep an employee for longer than a few months.
Stop.
Just know it's okay to be reading your jokes, especially if we can see your eyes going like this.
That does not impede the bit at all.
This guy's fun, too.
He's wearing their logo.
What are they called?
The Faux News Network or something?
Phoenix News Network.
Phoenix.
F-E-N-I-X. F-N-N for short.
Heck yeah!
Well, that's great news!
Well, it was.
What do you mean?
Also, different audio, like, video qualities.
That really helps, too, because it's like, whoa!
Well, it helps separate the different comedians from their excellent comic timing.
True.
Well, after all those people got fired, he had to hire new ones.
Oh.
Are they worse?
Well, Chef Boyardee is running the FDA now.
Is that even a real guy?
No.
No, but that hasn't stopped him.
And Jared from Subway is running the Bureau of Children's Health, while Harvey Weinstein is in charge of the Department of Women's Health.
Dear God!
Also, Gislin Maxwell is running the FAA now.
Jesus Christ!
As we mentioned previously, we do.
Nice.
That's it.
Great punchlines.
That's the entire end of the bit is Jesus Christ.
How about that for an ending?
Underwritten.
Okay, click on the banana one.
The banana one is unbelievable.
He makes a bizarre, horny cock joke.
And then, well, I'll let him.
Nice neck, freak.
Sorry.
These emails have revealed the extent of a Swedish minister's banana phobia.
I don't get it.
How can you be afraid of bananas with their, uh, peeling yellow color and their lack of, uh, visible veins?
I mean, the only thing they're missing is a flared base.
Like for holding on to it while you eat it?
I guess you could say that.
Yeah.
What?
Oh, oh, come on, man.
No, I told you to stay out.
Come on!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wow.
Wow.
Talk about unsprinkles.
I mean, like, the idea that there's more than one of these type of people, like, what is the chance?
It's the Hiroshima of comedy.
I feel like I'm just looking out at a giant cavern where Nagasaki used to be, and I'm seeing a few children just at their last breaths going, Horakusa!
What the fuck?
It is the comedic equivalent of the picture with the chick with the napalm.
It's the comedic equivalent of that picture of Kurt Cobain with a gun in his mouth.
I don't think there was a picture of that.
There was, dude.
We all saw you.
Did Courtney kill you?
I don't know, dude.
I'm dead.
Let's just randomly click on a different one.
Comedy comes in threes, right?
Wait, uh...
Do you think it's, like, the high school they came from?
Like, why are they all the same?
Why do they all think this is good?
Like, first you think it's some, like, puritanical Christian thing, but they end it with Jesus Christ and they make blowjob jokes, so I guess it's hyper-liberal because they hate Trump, but, like...
Chef Boyardee?
So then you go, oh, it's for kids.
No, there's blowjob jokes.
So who is their inspiration?
Like, it's not SNL. It's like the Wiggles?
Is there comments?
It must be retarded seniors.
Yeah, that dude is crazy.
Thank you.
In God we trust the only reason why this country hasn't gone fully to hell.
What's the bottom one?
Trump24 and don't forget Crisis King.
What am I watching?
You really spent time doing this.
Yeah, okay.
Let's see this.
State Attorney General has said that the state's school children are not required to listen to the state superintendent pray at them.
The superintendent has responded by working on improving Oklahoma's school system, which is ranked 49th in the nation.
Well, that's good!
I mean, it sounds like he definitely has...
I'm just kidding!
He ignored all that and went on a Bible-thumping spree on cable news.
And, if he keeps at it, maybe Oklahoma can be 50th next year!
The Oklahoma State...
Oh, that was it.
Okay.
So, what does that guy do?
What's that guy's role?
He just sits there praying, I guess?
Wow.
Why is it ranked 49th in the nation?
Oklahoma?
Are Native Americans to blame?
Who's skewing your stats?
Oh, they might be married?
It's like a Trump-hating pack.
I'm tired.
We have to stop.
I literally got a headache from that.
I got depressed from it.
Wow!
Alright, I think we're ready to start the show.
Why don't we do...
You know what?
Why don't we go behind a paywall?
Okay.
No!
No, let's do a couple things more.
A couple little silly things.
We were talking yesterday about Matt Walsh and how he keeps stealing my shit.
And someone mentioned he also does the whole, can you imagine if the races were reversed?
I think we're going a little far here.
I like the idea that someone successful steals my ideas.
But...
Races were reversed.
It's hard for me to put a copyright on that.
And also, I stole it from Roger Ailes.
Roger Ailes, a long time ago, when I started at Fox, he didn't tell me this.
I never spoke to him.
But I was told, I think by Greg Gutfeld, that Ailes loves reversing races.
So you see a scene where some woman didn't get this or didn't get that.
He goes, imagine it was a white woman not getting it and black people denying her.
What would that be like?
And I stole that.
So...
This, you got to look at the caption where he says, this almost never happens where the races are reversed.
A big group of white people beating up a black person.
So, with the races reversed, I think we're getting a little greedy here.
Agreed?
Yeah.
That seems like a kind of parallel thinking there.
Yeah.
I can't have copyrights on thoughts like that.
I saw an interesting thing here, a bit of God stuff before we go behind the paywall and get much more offensive.
Islam.
This guy talking about why Islam is better.
And he actually makes a great argument for Judaism.
Islam versus Christianity.
Why did I pick Islam?
Alright, let's hear it.
Right off the bat, this is a bad reason.
Because Christians also believe in one God.
I personally cannot comprehend worshipping a man.
This just does not make sense.
Christians don't just worship a random man.
We only worship one man because that man is also truly God.
Does your God not have enough power to do that?
Or is it not befitting of his majesty because he is too arrogant or insecure to walk among us?
God can and did humble himself to walk among us to give up his life to save us.
Christianity is founded on love.
How could you be against that?
Next.
Sects of Christianity, you must go to a priest in order for them to speak directly to God and cleanse your sins.
That just doesn't feel right to me.
You don't even understand Christianity, so why would you reject it?
A Christian believes you cannot pray directly to God yourself.
The only difference is some Christians believe that we can pray to others as well.
And by pray to, that usually means asking a saint to pray for you.
Regardless, that's an argument against a specific belief, not Christianity.
And wait a minute, isn't that mostly Catholicism?
Like, Protestants are very direct-to-God kind of people, are they not?
Well, I think the sacrament of confession exists in the Lutheran Church, but in an open confession that they do before.
Like, it's not a private confession sort of thing.
It's weird to have the sprinkles background for this.
Right.
Also, it's like Islam says that the Bible is true, and the Word of God, it's canonical or whatever, and it cannot be altered, but they claim that it was altered.
And confession is in the Bible, so confess your sins to one another.
So...
I'm always surprised by how few people know what immaculate conception means.
Right.
What does it mean?
It refers to Mary.
She's the immaculate conception.
Right, right, right.
Everyone thinks it's she had a baby without having sex.
No, it's she was born without sin.
Right.
All right, get rid of this background.
It's blasphemous.
We're going to hell.
Okay, oops.
I don't want that to happen.
Let's see.
Qur'an.
I have never read something so beautiful in all of my life.
How do you say that?
I mean, it's not like it says you can put your hands on your wife, that you should fight or tax unbelievers, or that you can marry little girls.
Anyways, next.
That the Bible has been heavily, heavily corrupted over the years.
Sure, buddy.
Prove it.
Qur'an, dated at the time of the Prophet ﷺ, is still unchanged.
Did you just hear a chirp?
Oh, I did.
Oh, wow, he really is assimilating to his new culture.
Was he a black Hebrew Israelite just two days ago?
Variations in your manuscripts and early sources on variations would like to have a word with you.
God bless.
That was fun.
And then, last God thing.
I was so out of it.
I think I was still drunk yesterday.
But we spent all that time trying to find that God marriage guy.
It was in my fucking notes, bro.
Oh my me.
Oh my me.
Sam Hades?
So we were talking yesterday about how important it is to be married and how much that helps the children.
Gen Xers, boomers, even some millennials always talk about how good divorce is for them and their mental health or whatever.
They never talk about the kids.
These fucking polyamorous couples with sister wives in the fundamentalist Mormon camp, they always get divorced and then the kids are left wondering what the fuck all that was about.
So it's very hard on kids to not be married.
And if you're a Brady Bunch scenario, like we discussed yesterday, I talked to one of them, and he had recently gotten married, despite thinking of it as just a piece of paper, and he said, the kids just, it changed everything for the kids, because they knew our relationship wasn't a fling.
This is the tragedy of attacking marriage in our society.
What we're really doing is we're shattering marriage.
Our relationship to God.
And we're teaching children who are growing up in broken families not to believe in the love of God.
Because the earthly expression of that love is supposed to be the unbreakable fidelity of a husband and a wife.
The willingness of each to forgive each other, to cover over each other's sins, and to endure in the relationship.
When you see that broken down in the most important relationship, it's very hard for a young person to believe that God is faithful.
That God's love is hot, and even when I sin, He's not going to cast me off.
You wonder why there's so much depression in our culture, right?
Depression is going like this as divorce is skyrocketing and marriage fidelity is going down.
They're very interconnected.
The earthly intent of God to...
Birth hope in people through their own families is being destroyed.
And they don't have any witness to perpetual faithfulness and hope.
This is why it's so important for us to listen carefully to the scriptures, to the fathers, to those who have concepts that are directly from God and are not from our culture because our culture has nothing good to say about marriage.
Yeah, especially commercials.
All right, let's end the show here.
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I think it's almost all up besides Shane Gillis' show for, I think, legal reasons.
Ooh, juicy.
I don't know if it's legal, but it's tied up somehow.
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Shane Gillis had his own show?
Yes.
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