After being interrogated by the BBC we let Jesus take the wheel and tell us what to talk about. He wasn't interested in Biden and forced us to examine aviation incompetence, abortion activists, pedophiles, and the fact that the CIA determines what news we get to watch.
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| What is he called? | |
| Gangsters? | |
| Mega what? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Mega gangsters? | |
| I must have missed that. | |
| Do you wanna be, gonna be woke, shoving commie-loving pranksters? | |
| And when November rolls around, what the fuck you gonna do? | |
| Damn, it feels good to be a gangster. | |
| What is he called? | |
| Gangsters? | |
| Mega what? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Mega gangsters? | |
| I must have missed that. | |
| Real ass mega? | |
| Because real gangster ass mega. | |
| Gangsta-ass MAGA. | |
| That's the name of the episode? | |
| Okay, I know A.I. | |
| is satanic, but who is happy that we can make anyone we want sing whatever we want? | |
| That wasn't even, you know, in the old days they would take samples of his speeches and make him sing a song like Purple Rain or something, but it'd be like, I didn't mean to cause you any harm. | |
| That was okay. | |
| But this is fucking amazing. | |
| Now we, imagine how hard it would be to convince Trump to do a cover of, what is that, Ice Cube? | |
| No. | |
| I actually don't know. | |
| You don't know? | |
| No. | |
| I've never heard that song. | |
| What? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's Gangsta Ass Niggas. | |
| Yeah, I don't, that doesn't ring a bell. | |
| Feels good to be a gangster. | |
| Are you lying? | |
| I'm not lying. | |
| It's like one of the most popular raps. | |
| It was good to be a gangster. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| This is like when I was in Toronto and I asked the bellhop for a dive bar and he said, with no accent, he was English. | |
| He goes, I don't know what that means, sir. | |
| How old was he? | |
| Who is it? | |
| The Ghetto Boys. | |
| They're a one-hit wonder, right? | |
| No, the Ghetto Boys were fucking... Are you fucking with me? | |
| I was born 1989. | |
| Not whatever this is. | |
| The Ghetto Boys were run by a midget named Too Short. | |
| And uh... Why does it sound like that? | |
| And they were sort of the progenitors of really, really offensive rap like 2 Live Crew type shit. | |
| It's pretty loud. | |
| That's Scarface. | |
| You don't know Scarface? | |
| He looks like Ving Rhames. | |
| Wow, I can't believe you don't know about the Ghetto Boys. | |
| These poor children today. | |
| They've been denied so much culture. | |
| Do you know the 2 Live Crew? | |
| Are you familiar with them? | |
| I've heard of 2 Live Crew. | |
| I've heard of 3 Pre-Recorded Club 2. | |
| That's a pun. | |
| Looks like he has eyeliner. | |
| I'm fabulous. | |
| Really, all me and my girls were going to go shopping very strongly. | |
| What was that song about, Trump? | |
| It was that I was a gangster. | |
| If you listen to the words he was talking about, that I was very gangsterific. | |
| Gangtastic, if you will. | |
| And you will. | |
| That was great. | |
| Wonderful stuff. | |
| I just did an interview with BBC Europe. | |
| The crew is here cleaning up. | |
| It was exactly the same as every interview I've ever done. | |
| Are the Proud Boys going to riot after Jan 6? | |
| Why did you call Obama a monkey? | |
| This is my favorite crew of any of them so far, though, to be fair. | |
| Yeah, the crew are just doing their job. | |
| Actually, the one guy gave me a pair of gloves, so they're my, I'm sorry, they're my favorite. | |
| Why are you not Trump when you're talking in Trump's face? | |
| I was doing a Ryan impression, what do you think? | |
| That was good. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Hey Trump, what the fuck are you wearing? | |
| Are you a wrestler? | |
| Well, now that I'm a maggot Trump gangster, I am working out and just trying to physique it up. | |
| But I said to the guy, because I knew it was going to be, why did you advocate for violence and proud boys are terrorists and all that shit. | |
| And isn't it amazing? | |
| I kept calling it myopic indifference. | |
| This obsession that mainstream media has with focusing on the right behaving badly. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Why did you say that bad thing seven years ago? | |
| Seriously, the Jada Pinkett Smith, Oscar's so white. | |
| When was that? | |
| Did that come up? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I didn't hear that one. | |
| Remember the monkey actress line? | |
| Yes. | |
| And the thing I kept saying to the guy is, and I stole this from Trump, the whole like, okay, play it out. | |
| Play out your version of events. | |
| So this show, get off my lawn, you tune in, and the first thing I say is, I was watching a movie the other day, and a fucking monkey actress, Jada Pinkett Smith comes on. | |
| She's hooting and hollering, so I'm gonna give that bitch a banana, get her the fuck out of here. | |
| And Obama, he ain't nothing but a monkey neither. | |
| I don't think I'd be comfortable with that kind of show. | |
| You know who's like that? | |
| That black preacher from Harlem? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| And no one's questioning him, by the way. | |
| He's getting no BBC interviews. | |
| The real problem is niggerism. | |
| That's the real problem. | |
| And that wasn't taken out of context. | |
| No, no. | |
| He thinks that Obama created robots with AIDS to infiltrate the black community and give blacks AIDS. | |
| Can you imagine the budget of creating believable black human robots? | |
| That alone, okay, that's quite a challenge. | |
| Oh, not like bees? | |
| Like robot bees? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Like a guy named Fred. | |
| And you're like, something's weird about him. | |
| I saw he cut his arm on a nail and a bunch of wires came out. | |
| You can't name a black robot Fred. | |
| That'll get you caught. | |
| Anyway, I fucked him and I got AIDS because they put AIDS all over his dick with a paintbrush. | |
| I had him on my old show. | |
| The Robot? | |
| I had him break that down and it's exactly as insane as you think it is. | |
| But anyway, outside of him, people don't talk like that. | |
| And I had another interview scheduled yesterday that the guy flaked on, but I had so much shit to say. | |
| Like the Antifa death toll. | |
| But I've already said that to you before. | |
| You know what I realized, too, researching all this? | |
| Proud Boys and me became villains overnight. | |
| And ironically, it was October 12th, 2018, the anniversary of Otaya Yamaguchi killing that socialist. | |
| Before that, I was on Twitter, Facebook, everything was normal. | |
| Proud Boys had mainstream acceptance. | |
| And then that night happened and a switch was flicked. | |
| That, just that event in and of itself, the fact that these things happen in one second, that's proof that it's all orchestrated. | |
| This was an interesting thing that Eric Smartypants was saying to some dude, go to the first link. | |
| I didn't number them here. | |
| What's his name again? | |
| Eric Bronstein? | |
| Eric Weinstein? | |
| Weinstein. | |
| That guy's smarty pants. | |
| I just thought of him as a normal pundit until he took apart Terence Howard's Terenceology, which is not easy to do because it's so fucking insane. | |
| You have to know what he's talking about when he says supersymmetry. | |
| And it's a very specific part of particle physics where zonons fuse with bronons or something. | |
| Yeah, if it doesn't fit the Jacobian model, then it can't be. | |
| Would suggest more collusion, more coordination. | |
| Hello? | |
| I mean, see, this is one of the most uncomfortable things. | |
| I think there was a time when mostly when people said collusion or coordination, their presumption was, well, that's kind of, that's pretty far out there. | |
| We now know Like post Elon Musk's $44 billion adventure at Twitter, that there are these coordinating groups, coordinating social media with the intelligence community, or with the Department of Homeland Security, or with the State Department. | |
| We now know that we're living in an orchestrated, curated, choreographed world. | |
| And we can't know it officially, but we all know it if we want to know. | |
| Which is hysterical. | |
| Now we have to talk about, well, are you a conspiracy theorist? | |
| Like, I read, I read the Slack messages. | |
| I read the emails. | |
| What are you even talking about now? | |
| Which would suggest. | |
| So that is, that was all over the news this week too, that the former CIA, head of the CIA was colluding with, um, No, not colluding, runs this sort of gatekeep that decides what news can talk about and what they can't. | |
| What's it called? | |
| Newsbreak? | |
| I don't expect you to know this. | |
| I don't. | |
| I don't even know who the ghetto boys are. | |
| How the hell am I going to know? | |
| It's sort of like the whole Biden thing where they go, holy shit, he's retarded. | |
| And we go, yeah, we told you that a long time ago. | |
| But where is that CAA thingamadoodle? | |
| Uh, this is not good TV. | |
| Well, this is good TV. | |
| Think about this. | |
| If I was still alive, you know, me and my fellas, we'd be using Telegram. | |
| Or WhatsApp. | |
| Or Signal. | |
| Isn't that kind of funny? | |
| Thinking about Tony Soprano using a different, uh, an alternative third-party messaging app? | |
| Yeah, that's amazing. | |
| Amazing. | |
| What do you think about the new borders? | |
| The what? | |
| The New Borders. | |
| I think they're fucking great. | |
| Thanks! | |
| Oh, no, I don't. | |
| What? | |
| No, they look super tacky. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| It's like a British game show. | |
| It's supposed to look like... That's about modern events. | |
| It's like punk rock. | |
| Aye. | |
| No, it looks really corny. | |
| Newspapers. | |
| Very, like, 90s UK. | |
| Anyway, we've recently discovered that the person in charge of deciding what goes on Google searches is inextricably linked to the CIA. | |
| And I've noticed this past week that CIA, well they are CIA searchers, that Google searches are getting way worse. | |
| Like look up our terrible black female politicians, like Cori Bush. | |
| Okay, you put in Cori Bush, who recently said that criticizing Trump is an example, I'm sorry, Biden, is an example of white supremacy. | |
| What? | |
| You Google her, And it's an ad for Cori Bush. | |
| The first thing that comes up is CoriBush.com. | |
| Cori Bush for Congress. | |
| And then super flattering articles from C-SPAN, MSNBC. | |
| Then her own website repeated on page one. | |
| Zero controversy, her Twitter account, her Facebook, the entire first page is all about how awesome she is. | |
| Meanwhile, she was all over the news this week for that stupid white supremacy comment. | |
| Nope. | |
| This is like your Puerto Rican grandparents who didn't even know that Fetterman was retarded. | |
| But they don't watch Univision. | |
| Right, they watch, what's it called, Univision. | |
| No, they don't. | |
| They don't? | |
| They've never watched Univision, no. | |
| Oh, I'm thinking of my Dominican barber, actually. | |
| That stands to reason that Dominicans would have a... Yes. | |
| No offense. | |
| We used to do the comedy tour and stuff, and then I would meet Dominicans, and I'm like, I suppose I owe you an apology. | |
| Just pass the buck to them. | |
| Why do you hate Dominicans so much? | |
| I don't hate them, I just will not... I refuse to be mistaken for them. | |
| Okay. | |
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| So today is Friday. | |
| It's the free episode. | |
| We're gonna it's free to the public For about half an hour. | |
| We'll probably cut you off soon. | |
| We're going to do the God wheel. | |
| I really hope that Useless black female politicians and my pet Biden comes up I'm kind of mad that everyone is getting on the pet Biden bandwagon now this week What? | |
| You didn't notice anything wrong three years ago? | |
| Four years ago? | |
| We've been making fun... How long have we had My Pet Biden as a segment? | |
| This is how... Years. | |
| This is how all my friends felt when AFI had a radio hit. | |
| They were like, I liked AFI when they were talking about... Yeah, we're gonna not make fun of him anymore. | |
| We were making fun of him when it was cool. | |
| Yeah, we're gonna support him now. | |
| By the way, my insider people tell me that this Sunday he's going to step down. | |
| And they're going to put in Kamala Harris and some random Jewish governor in Pennsylvania named Josh Shapiro that I hadn't heard of before I looked him up. | |
| Very normal dude. | |
| I think the DNC is trying to make back some anti-Semitism points because with all the protests in the schools they look and AOC and Jamal Bowman saying there was no evidence of the attack on Israel. | |
| So they look pretty bad with the old Jays. | |
| And they're going to have to run a J to get back in the good books. | |
| It's not going to work though. | |
| They're not even trying. | |
| I was saying to that BBC guy, they're just gonna put in a position player to pitch because the game's over. | |
| And they don't even want to win. | |
| You know what's fucking gross? | |
| I think we already talked about this. | |
| Michelle Obama has great odds of winning if she were to run. | |
| Why? | |
| What's your favorite Michelle Obama policy? | |
| Her husband? | |
| That's not a policy. | |
| Do you think Mike Tyson's wife would be good in the ring? | |
| Why did we have Hillary Clinton? | |
| I guess she had political experience. | |
| No! | |
| She was a fucking lawyer. | |
| A terrible lawyer who giggled when she got a pedophile off for rape. | |
| I don't get it. | |
| This is America. | |
| We don't have a monarchy. | |
| Why are we having relatives run? | |
| That's what I like about Ann Coulter when Trump won. | |
| She said, we better not see his sons getting involved. | |
| We didn't elect a king. | |
| - Humbling of an experience. | |
| - I, uh... | |
| - To have to repeat. - I have to check my phone 'cause my daughter's alone. | |
| - You know, I can't understand what you're trying to say. | |
| You know, people know me for not being Dr. Phil, but I'll pause you this, Gavin. | |
| What about D.R. | |
| Phil? | |
| What's D.R. | |
| Phil? | |
| Dominican Republic Phil. | |
| Oh, okay, so you're just Dr. Phil on vacation. | |
| Girl, you got to lose some weight because you're getting too fat, okay? | |
| But you gain weight on vacation, don't you? | |
| Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja. | |
| You hadn't really hammered out that bit. | |
| No, it's better in text. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's a picture, not a joke. | |
| All right, let's start the God Wheel, shall we? | |
| The God Wheel. | |
| Please be my pet Biden. - I mean, Please be. | |
| I want to talk about George Stephanopoulos. | |
| Last night I found out he's a gay. | |
| Did you know that? | |
| Allegedly. | |
| He got pulled over in DC driving in a Corvette with a dude. | |
| That's not gay. | |
| They were nude, doing coke and sucking each other's dicks. | |
| Apparently he's three feet tall, but he has a head the size of a watermelon, so it works on TV. | |
| And you know, I'm very happy to find out he's gay. | |
| You know why? | |
| Because I saw this bit on them, him and his wife, a long time ago, and they talked about the secret to their marriage is their incredible sex life. | |
| And I was like, really? | |
| You've been married for over 20 years and you get laid every day? | |
| And I was jealous. | |
| And now that I know it's a lie, I can relax. | |
| It's a separate sex lie. | |
| I'm still in the lead at once a week. | |
| I'm back at the top spot. | |
| You know something's up when a married couple talks about, oh, that's just us and our fucking. | |
| We're always getting up to fucking. | |
| Classic 20-year marriage. | |
| You know how it is. | |
| is no biden biden biden biden biden biden War on kids? | |
| Boo! | |
| Depressing sex trafficking talk. | |
| Now doubled. | |
| Why are you doubling it? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I guess you thought it was the competence crisis? | |
| All right. | |
| We've always said Steven Spielberg is a pedophile. | |
| E.T. | |
| is fucking weird. | |
| I believe that E.T. | |
| represents him. | |
| I'm just a sweet guy. | |
| I'm very ugly to adults. | |
| The authorities don't want me around kids. | |
| But I'm just a sweetheart who wants to love you. | |
| And though I'm grotesque and scary at first, love me. | |
| There's weird fucking parts of that movie that his sons smell his shirts when he's away. | |
| No, sons don't do that when they miss their dad. | |
| They don't smell his clothes to get his scent. | |
| When the two brothers are yelling at each other, he calls them cum breath. | |
| Which is not a thing little kids accuse each other of having. | |
| We did a whole video on it. | |
| So I'm obviously biased when I saw Spielberg talk about his favorite movie, but this gives me pedophile vibes. | |
| Again, these are just theories. | |
| We can't prove it. | |
| But I'm not the first person to bring this up. | |
| Jim Gode in Answer Me featured a whole three-page article discussing Spielberg's pedophile tendencies, especially Hook. | |
| Where the kids, there's all kinds of allusions to the way the kids are dressed in that movie. | |
| And the title was based on the shape of penis that Peter Pan had. | |
| You can just keep those jokes to yourself, maybe write them down, then crumple up the piece of paper and throw it in the garbage. | |
| Not your own, do you think you have watched the most? | |
| Way too loud. | |
| Sandler's the water boy. | |
| I've probably watched that movie more than any other film. | |
| What does that movie mean to you? | |
| The thing that it means to me is it's one of the most audacious films I've ever seen because it is a deeply detailed It's a portrait of a lonely human being. | |
| You mean like a pedophile? | |
| Who doesn't know anything about himself. | |
| Who has very little identity. | |
| His identity comes from what people say about him, what people write about him, and the people who take his picture. | |
| But he doesn't have any familiarity with what is within him. | |
| Why are we intellectualizing the fucking waterboy? | |
| I don't think I've ever even seen it. | |
| Have you? | |
| Of course you have. | |
| I feel like this is a fun inside joke where he's like, I went on some TV thing and I said that the Waterboy... Oh yeah, like the way they made Steven Seagal into a star as a joke? | |
| Yeah. | |
| So let's start saying the Waterboy's really good. | |
| He's like, dude, they'll eat everything I say up. | |
| It's gonna be... Watch this. | |
| He's like, what should I do? | |
| Make it Waterboy. | |
| Okay, I think you're giving him way too much credit, but that would be hilarious. | |
| A personal story that could have been told in close-ups. | |
| is set against a backdrop, a mural, of some of the most spectacular scenic action I've ever seen in my life. | |
| In any movie I've ever seen. | |
| It's basically the juxtaposition between the small and the gargantuan. | |
| Movie not your own, do you think? | |
| I think you're giving him too much credit. | |
| There's no way he's serious about that. | |
| Although, it was him and those other two guys that said, watch this, we can make any loser a star. | |
| I'm going to bring in my jiu-jitsu instructor, Steven Seagal. | |
| Was it Steven Spielberg? | |
| Was one of those guys? | |
| Yeah, I think it was Spielberg and two other dudes. | |
| Pull that up. | |
| Let's get that right. | |
| That's exactly what happened then. | |
| Spielberg bet Hollywood Seagal. | |
| You know this story, right? | |
| Someone made a Steven Seagal famous for a bet. | |
| I think it was like a hundred grand. | |
| Do you have it yet? | |
| I have it. | |
| Why don't you have it? | |
| Did you even try? | |
| Yeah, I typed in Seagal Spielberg bet. | |
| Holy fuck, you're so retarded it's physically painful. | |
| Did you search the emails though, or no? | |
| Emails? | |
| Emails?! | |
| I put into Google, Spielberg, Bette, Hollywood, Segal, and I got a fucking movie instantly. | |
| Is it this? | |
| Nope, that's a trailer for a movie. | |
| So is that shit for brains. | |
| Anyway, go to the top. | |
| Fucking guy, man. | |
| The host can Google things faster than the Googler. | |
| Wait, where'd you go? | |
| We were gonna read the opening paragraph. | |
| So it was a bet between Hollywood super agent Michael Ovitz. | |
| So I guess Spielberg wasn't involved. | |
| It was just super agents. | |
| Huh. | |
| He was his agent. | |
| He's a human joke. | |
| Well, Seagal gets the last laugh, because he's totally incompetent, and he had a very lucrative acting career. | |
| Haha, bet's on you. | |
| Joke's on you. | |
| Joke's on you. | |
| This is what happened to the Waterboy guy. | |
| - Sandler Buster looks familiar, it's 'cause he's in all those-- - They said he's racist and homophobic, so that's pretty cool. | |
| - Water boy, water boy. | |
| - Yeah, he was kind of a . | |
| And turns out he's a in real life too. | |
| So he was actually kicked out of an LA hotel this week after going off on a black hotel staffer. | |
| N-bombs! | |
| F-bombs! | |
| Violent threats! | |
| The works! | |
| And why? | |
| He was apparently mad they didn't recognize him. | |
| Yeah, according to the hotel incident report, Dante told the staffer... Whatever. | |
| He's just drunk. | |
| Um... | |
| Here is that, those guys who hunt pedophiles. | |
| This guy gets a few slaps. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You should get a slap if you steal someone's seat at a movie theater. | |
| Going to, coming to a place to rape a 12-year-old girl, I think you should do a little more than slaps. | |
| 13-year-old girl. | |
| Like me to do. | |
| If you could just tell us the truth. | |
| Yes. | |
| What you did, you said. | |
| Yeah, I did ask her to meet up with me. | |
| Yes. | |
| Right, right, right, right, right. | |
| So. | |
| You can give this to the police. | |
| Okay. | |
| Or, before we go in here, we can smack you a couple times. | |
| Well, I gotta go to work, so... I can't go to work all slapped! | |
| I gotta cook food, I can't have slaps on my face! | |
| Is your job having no slap sort of policy? | |
| His job is, he's a professional slap fighter. | |
| Nice! | |
| We good? | |
| I don't like the fact that, yeah, the perp is like, are we good? | |
| I'm good now. | |
| Yeah, you're good. | |
| You're a good rapist. | |
| Let's slap you until you say, I'm not good. | |
| I would like to stop this, please. | |
| I mean, like, I get beaten up worse than that just at the gym sparring. | |
| Your name's Antoine, right? | |
| Yes. | |
| Stay away from little girls. | |
| Alright, buddy. | |
| You're right. | |
| Alright, that's enough. | |
| I'm sorry about that. | |
| No daps. | |
| I can't take it. | |
| I get upset. | |
| Let me hit the spin sound. | |
| Very important. | |
| And... | |
| Spin it! | |
| Thank you. | |
| Are you kidding? | |
| You're fucking kidding me! | |
| Alright, well God wants us to... No, don't play the whole intro again, Weiner. | |
| Clearly God wants us to stay here for a reason. | |
| I guess it was pro-choice. | |
| So, the DNC is putting all their eggs in the Project 2025 basket. | |
| Which, the real subtext of Project 2025 is, Trump's gonna make abortion illegal, and they're trying to drum up the woman vote. | |
| That's how Vetterman got elected. | |
| He was pro-choice, and that's all they cared about. | |
| You get a 50, more than 50% of the population is female. | |
| Although, the weird thing about abortion is, about half of women are pro-life. | |
| So to just assume that it being pro-choice gets you all the female vote is forgetting all the Christian moms out there. | |
| But anyway, this pro-life activist Lauren Handy sentenced to four years and nine months in prison for protesting in front of an abortion clinic. | |
| She says, I'm at peace with myself and my future. | |
| I will go into court with my head held high and my heart open. | |
| See, this is, I was also talking to the BBC about this, about our justice system. | |
| They ask about Trump's 35 counts and I'm like, our justice system is fucking garbage. | |
| Pro-life. | |
| Four years in prison. | |
| What kind of bomb was she holding? | |
| Did they say, what kind of, is it a pipe bomb or what kind of bomb? | |
| Yeah, let's let's check out the bomb that she held and all the people. | |
| Let's see how many people she stabbed Shall we? | |
| Yeah Lots of rescue They were sidewalk counseling in DC. | |
| They saw a medical waste disposal company's truck parked outside. | |
| They approached the driver and asked if they could give the aborted children inside the boxes a proper funeral. | |
| They took the box back to their apartment and opened the box with the video camera running. | |
| So they held a funeral for aborted fetuses. | |
| And what's that called? | |
| Actually, to make that a crime, you have to acknowledge that it's a person, right? | |
| Desecrating human remains? | |
| Oh yeah. | |
| Uh, this would mean the facility violated the Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act and the Born Alive Infants Protection Act. | |
| They suspect one of the fetuses may have been born alive and left to die. | |
| The pair then hired a lawyer to contact a D.C. | |
| medical examiner. | |
| They asked for autopsies to be performed. | |
| That evening, Handy left her apartment door unlocked so the police could enter. | |
| On the morning of March 30th, when Handy returned to her apartment, she was met by FBI agents and arrested. | |
| You know what's funny? | |
| That was her roommate Then entered Andy's apartment Found the body still there The fetuses were later removed From the apartment You know what's funny When I first heard About this story It was portrayed As like this macabre weirdo Silence of the lambs woman Who collected abortions Which happened right Remember that doctor who said, uh, he said, yeah, that's it. | |
| I love it. | |
| I'm an abortion doctor. | |
| And then he died. | |
| And we looked at his garage and it was full of boxes of dead babies. | |
| I can see why God wanted us to stay on this subject. | |
| So this is when the news gets so absurd. | |
| It is literally a parody. | |
| And, um, So the Babylon Bee piped in on this woman and said, pro-lifer released from prison after saying she was blocking abortion clinic for Palestine. | |
| Palestine. | |
| The queers for Palestine thing has ramped up. | |
| It hasn't gone down. | |
| And now that the cat's out of the bag that these Palestinians want to throw you off a building, they don't care. | |
| And you know what's even crazier about the queers for Palestine? | |
| They blocked the gay pride parade. | |
| Oh wow. | |
| Because, I don't know, you shouldn't be celebrating when Palestinian babies are dying or something. | |
| I love when the left cannibalizes itself. | |
| All right. | |
| God, can we leave this subject, please? | |
| It fucking bums me out. | |
| I want to go behind the paywall. | |
| I had someone write in, by the way, and they go, the God Wheel sucks. | |
| It always goes to Proud Boys and Menus because that side of the wheel's heavier. | |
| Conspiracy. | |
| What? | |
| How the fuck do you think physics works, bro? | |
| That wasn't much of a spin. | |
| If this is a baby, I'm going to shit my pants. | |
| Proud Boys. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Let's play the Proud Boys thing. | |
| Stand back. | |
| Stand by. | |
| Proud Boys. | |
| Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left. | |
| Antifa's an idea, not an organization. | |
| Oh, you got it. | |
| - Not ballistic. - Outboard, stand back. | |
| Stand by. | |
| Stand by. | |
| So Governor Whitmer was on the Colbert Show. | |
| She's getting more radical by the day. | |
| She's not a fan of Trump. | |
| And if you recall, the FBI basically seduced a bunch of retards into plotting to kidnap her. | |
| Total victory for the left because that's how they constantly portray us. | |
| As psychos who want to kill people and overthrow the government and kill judges and kidnap politicians. | |
| That's not us, of course, but they want it to be. | |
| So they do what a lot of these, like pedophile hunters, I support it, but I think it's misleading to assume that they're getting pedophiles off the street. | |
| When you go online and you pretend to be a 12 year old that likes to be fucked in the ass, you're going to get a retard. | |
| Who's like, yeah, I found a slutty 12 year old. | |
| I didn't think that was a thing, but it's a thing now. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm glad that that guy's not participating in what he wants to participate in, but it's not the same as like catching a real bonafide pedophile. | |
| It's entrapment. | |
| And, uh, the governor Whitmer story is the story of entrapment. | |
| In fact, if I recall more than half of the people involved in this plot to kidnap her were government agents. | |
| Are you really? | |
| It's like the Nazi skinheads in Canada when I was a teenager. | |
| They get all this money from the government to create a Nazi honeypot. | |
| They put up propaganda that's so convincing that it actually works and they do create Nazis out of thin air. | |
| And then they catch them being Nazis. | |
| Anyway, apparently the Proud Boys are mentioned in this Stephen Colbert thing. | |
| I hope we don't have to watch the whole four minutes. | |
| She says she wants to meet the guys that came to kidnap her. | |
| You ever notice his weird ear? | |
| What? | |
| His weird ear. | |
| Colbert's. | |
| I never noticed that before. | |
| Yep. | |
| It's weird. | |
| It's okay. | |
| He wears Brooks Brothers. | |
| What the fuck's going on with his ear? | |
| It's just wacky. | |
| It looks like Lord of the Rings. | |
| Well, half of it does. | |
| Now I gotta look it up. | |
| Half of it looks like Schmeagol and half of it looks like the guy that... before he turned into Schmeagol. | |
| Keen observers will note that Colbert's right ear sticks out at an odd angle. | |
| Wait, ear, ear. | |
| I got to do a space here. | |
| He's been deaf in that one since he was a child when surgery meant to fix a perforated eardrum caused damage to his inner ear. | |
| I had this weird tumor as a kid and they scooped it out with a melon baller. | |
| He used to be funny, Colbert. | |
| The condition diverted him from an early interest in marine biology because he's unable to scuba dive. | |
| Thanks a lot, surgeon, for imposing Colbert on us all. | |
| Scuba Steve will never be. | |
| And governor of the great state of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer. | |
| Okay, so again, once again, the book here is True Gretch, and about your life, your time in office, and one chapter explores, and this is a weird sentence to read, explores the 2020 plot to kidnap and assassinate you over COVID restrictions. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Which is something that I think we too easily forget. | |
| How insane it got at the height of COVID, especially with the COVID denialism. | |
| What do you most remember about when you found out? | |
| Entrapment. | |
| I most remember our corrupt FBI tricking some dunces who lived in a, one of them lived in a hole in the ground. | |
| Literally a hole in the ground. | |
| I think he had a computer down there and nothing else. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| How did this experience change you? | |
| Well, I gotta tell you, you know, like every governor in the country, I was trying to build the plane while we were flying it. | |
| We were addressing a pandemic that was killing our people. | |
| We were getting misinformation out of the White House. | |
| We were told, go find your own masks and gloves. | |
| And Detroit, at the same time as New York City and New Orleans and Chicago, was on fire early on. | |
| Our hospitals were full. | |
| We had makeshift morgues. | |
| Blah, blah, blah. | |
| It's all your fault, you dumb bitch. | |
| But see if you can find Proud Boys. | |
| This is amazing propaganda. | |
| This is what I've always talked about. | |
| And Colbert has considered the news. | |
| mention Michigan, I got more death threats. | |
| And so there was a cause and effect, and he knew it. | |
| He knew that his words incited people to-- - This is amazing propaganda. | |
| This is what I've always talked about. | |
| How, and Colbert is considered the news. | |
| I think something like 75% of Americans get their news from late night TV. | |
| So the FBI fomented this fake kidnapping bullshit They duped a couple of losers. | |
| They were the majority of the people involved in this plot. | |
| Not only is she pretending that wasn't part of it, and it was an entrapment, she's also blaming it on Trump. | |
| This is the Soviet Union. | |
| He didn't mention them. | |
| He asked, who do you want me to talk about? | |
| And they said Proud Boys. | |
| He's like, OK, Proud Boys. | |
| This is Maoist. | |
| debate. | |
| He didn't mention them. | |
| He asked, who do you want me to talk about? | |
| And they said, Proud Boys. | |
| He's like, okay, Proud Boys. | |
| This is Maoist. | |
| We're in the middle of the great leap forward. | |
| Knew what that language meant. | |
| And so when we all watched January 6th happen, no one in Michigan was surprised because we saw it happening a lot earlier in our state. | |
| What brutal propaganda. | |
| This is the second time, by the way, I texted you the other time he's mentioned the Proud Boys. | |
| Stephen Colbert has a message for the leader of the Proud Boys your name dropped him in court. | |
| You are going to jail, you neo-num-nut! | |
| And if you don't like it, you can come and get me, the late show host said during his TV monologue. | |
| Welcome to the monkey house, brother! | |
| Ooh, tough guy. | |
| Some of the folks being featured in the videos in these hearings are not happy about all the publicity. | |
| Take Proud Boy leader and worst case scenario David Cross, Joseph Biggs. | |
| For his role in the coup, Biggs has been charged with seditious conspiracy. | |
| It's a serious charge. | |
| Yeah, it's a bullshit charge. | |
| Just like Whitmer was a bullshit kidnapping, you fucking propagandist. | |
| Biggs hasn't seen his daughter in five years. | |
| He's facing 22 years for walking into the Capitol, going pee, and then an officer saying, can you get out of here? | |
| And him going, okay. | |
| That's it. | |
| That's it. | |
| And you're sitting there gloating about a father being taken away from his children for decades. | |
| These people are fucking demonic. | |
| And Biggs complained about the way this asshole portrays him. | |
| And he doubles down with his propaganda. | |
| This Proud Boys is going to be a proud member of the AARP. | |
| And Biggs wants to move his trial now, according to the court, quote, in view of the increased and unquestionably spectacular 24-7 negative press and media coverage about the fraternity known as the Proud Boys. | |
| Oh, that's right. | |
| I forgot. | |
| The Proud Boys is just a fraternity. | |
| January 6th was just hazing. | |
| I mean, we all heard their chant. | |
| You don't know what the word fraternity means. | |
| It means fraternal organization. | |
| Frats are an example of a fraternal organization. | |
| You fucking dunce. | |
| Stay like this. | |
| Stay like this. | |
| Thank you, sir. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thank you, sir. | |
| May I have another? | |
| What is this clapping for a joke? | |
| It's so unnatural. | |
| He argues that his client can't get a fair trial thanks to this week's televised hearings of the House Select Committee on January 6th and all the media coverage from Morning Joe to Stephen Colbert's Late Show. | |
| This is pagan. | |
| He's very Catholic, so I'm surprised he's participating in this pagan ritual as we all cheer about the lies destroying lives. | |
| You know, ladies and gentlemen. | |
| They're chanting. | |
| You hear that? | |
| Yeah! | |
| You got him in jail! | |
| He'll probably get raped! | |
| Why Opie gets raped? | |
| Wouldn't that be funny if that chick who hasn't seen her dad finds out her dad's getting raped? | |
| They're fucking monkeys. | |
| Violent fascists. | |
| To hear that even one of them noticed? | |
| We've already watched this. | |
| That is really dark. | |
| Let's go behind the paywall now. | |
| Thank you for tuning in to our show. | |
| Godwheel is a pretty unique thing that we do on Fridays. | |
| It doesn't really represent the show. | |
| But you know what? | |
| I'm going to cheat here. | |
| I'm going to defy God and jump into My Pet Biden where we will discuss his recent gaffes from calling Zelensky Putin to To proudly promoting his Vice President Donald Trump. | |
| That's correct. | |
| He made both those mistakes in the past 24 hours, I believe. | |
| But that's behind the paywall. | |
| So we've got a new network here, Compound Censored. | |
| You get Anthony shows every day, Monday to Thursday. | |
| You get Gav shows seven days a week. | |
| We've got Elijah Schaffer. | |
| Owen Benjamin is usually putting up like two shows a day. | |
| It just goes on and on with Jim Goad and Atheism is Unstoppable. | |
| Every time we do an interview we put it up there. | |
| It's become a very fun network and we doubled our subs! | |
| With this merger, we doubled our subs, and you know what's funny? | |
| Zero media attention. | |
| Zero blog reference. | |
| Zero anything. | |
| Because it's a success story for bad men. | |
| Now, if Anthony and or I went bankrupt, lost our subs, got banned from the internet or whatever, do you know how many fucking people would be writing about that? | |
| That is why I did that arrest hoax to show how hungry they are. | |
| They say, oh, he's not relevant. | |
| We don't write about him. | |
| Unless you can show some sort of a failure like me getting arrested. | |
| And then they get like the monkeys on Colbert and start going. | |
| The evidence is right there in your face if you want to see it. | |
| All right. | |
| So until then, folks. | |
| Until, I guess, next Friday if you don't subscribe. | |
| Now you get two networks for the price of one. | |
| I don't like you, actually, if you don't subscribe. | |
| True. |