After being interrogated by the BBC we let Jesus take the wheel and tell us what to talk about. He wasn't interested in Biden and forced us to examine aviation incompetence, abortion activists, pedophiles, and the fact that the CIA determines what news we get to watch.
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| Jimmy Live from New York. | |
| Get off my lawn. | |
| Gavin McInnes. | |
| Real gangsta-ass magnet know they got it. | |
| And everything's cool in the mind of a gangster. | |
| Cause gangsta-ass magda think deep. | |
| Up 365 of yoke 24-7. | |
| Cause real gangsta-ass magna don't sleep. | |
| And all I gotta say to you wanna be gonna be woke shoving, commie-loving pranksters. | |
| When November roll round, what the fuck you gonna do? | |
| Damn, it feels good to be a gangster. | |
| What does he call gangsters? | |
| Mega what? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Mega gangsters? | |
| You must have missed that. | |
| Real ass mega? | |
| Because real gangsta-ass mega. | |
| Gangsta-ass mega. | |
| That's the name of the episode? | |
| Okay, I know AI is satanic, but who is happy that we can make anyone we want sing whatever we want? | |
| That wasn't even, you know, in the old days, they would take samples of his speeches and make him sing a song like Purple Rain or something, but it'd be like, I didn't mean to call you, honey, Farl. | |
| That was okay. | |
| But this is fucking amazing. | |
| Now we, imagine how hard it would be to convince Trump to do a cover of, what is that, Ice Cube? | |
| No. | |
| I actually don't know. | |
| You don't know? | |
| No. | |
| I've never heard that song. | |
| What? | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's gangsta-ass niggas. | |
| Yeah, I don't, that doesn't ring a bell. | |
| It feels good to be a gangster. | |
| Are you lying? | |
| I'm not lying. | |
| It's like one of the most popular raps. | |
| Good to be a gangster. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| This is like when I was in Toronto and I asked the bellhop for a dive bar and he said with no accent. | |
| He was English. | |
| He goes, I don't know what that means, sir. | |
| How old was he? | |
| Who is it? | |
| The Ghetto Boys. | |
| They're a one-hit wonder, right? | |
| No, the ghetto boys were fucking... | |
| I was born 1989. | |
| Not whatever this is. | |
| The Ghetto Boys were run by a midget named Too Short. | |
| And why does it sound like that? | |
| And they were sort of the progenitors of really, really offensive rap, like Two Life Crew type shit. | |
| Is that loud as hell? | |
| It's pretty loud. | |
| That's Scarface. | |
| A real gangster-ass nigga. | |
| You don't know Scarface? | |
| Looks like Ving Reims. | |
| Wow, I can't believe you don't know about the ghetto boys. | |
| These poor children today. | |
| They've been denied so much culture. | |
| Do you know the Two Life Crew? | |
| Are you familiar with them? | |
| I've heard of Two Life Crew. | |
| I've heard of three pre-recorded club, too. | |
| That's a pardon looks like he has eyeliner. | |
| I'm fabulous. | |
| Really all. | |
| Me and my girls, we're going to go shopping very strongly. | |
| What was that song about, Trump? | |
| It was that I was a gangster. | |
| If you listened to the words you were talking about, that I was very gangsterific. | |
| Gangtastic, if you will. | |
| And you will. | |
| That was great. | |
| Wonderful stuff. | |
| I just did an interview with BBC Europe. | |
| The crew is here cleaning up. | |
| It was exactly the same as every interview I've ever done. | |
| Are the Proud Boys going to riot after Jan 6? | |
| Why Did You Call Obama a Monkey? | |
| This is my favorite crew of any of them so far, though, to be fair. | |
| Yeah, the crew are just doing their job. | |
| Actually, one guy gave me a pair of gloves, so they're my favorite. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| They're my favorite. | |
| Why are you not Trump when you're talking at Trump's face? | |
| I was doing a Ryan impression. | |
| What do you think? | |
| That was good. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Hey, Trump, what the fuck are you wearing? | |
| Are you a wrestler? | |
| Well, now that I'm a maggot Trump gangster, I am working out and just trying to physique it up. | |
| But I said to the guy, because I knew it was going to be, why did you advocate for violence and prowboys are terrorists and all that shit. | |
| And isn't it amazing? | |
| I kept calling it myopic indifference. | |
| This obsession that mainstream media has with focusing on the right behaving badly. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| Why did you say that bad thing seven years ago? | |
| Seriously, the Jada Pinkett Smith, Oscar's So White. | |
| When was that? | |
| Did that come up? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I didn't hear that one. | |
| Remember the monkey actress line? | |
| Yes. | |
| And the thing I kept saying to the guy is, and I got that, I stole this from Trump. | |
| The whole like, okay, play it out. | |
| Play out your version of events. | |
| So this show, get off my lawn, you tune in. | |
| And the first thing I say is, I was watching a movie the other day and a fucking monkey actress, Jada Pinky Smith, comes on. | |
| She's hooting and hollering. | |
| Someone give that bitch a banana. | |
| Get her the fuck out of here. | |
| And Obama, he ain't nothing but a monkey neither. | |
| I don't think I'd be comfortable with that kind of show. | |
| You know who's like that? | |
| That black preacher from Harlem? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| And no one's questioning him, by the way. | |
| he's getting no BBC interviews but he's the guy who said That's the real problem. | |
| That's him. | |
| And that wasn't taken out of context. | |
| No, no, that's... | |
| Can you imagine the budget of creating believable black human robots? | |
| That alone, okay, that's quite a challenge. | |
| Not like bees, like robot bees? | |
| No, no, no, like a guy named Fred. | |
| And you're like, something's weird about him. | |
| I saw, he cut his arm on a nail and a bunch of wires came out. | |
| You can't name a black robot Fred. | |
| That'll get you caught. | |
| Anyway, I fucked him and I got AIDS because they put AIDS all over his dick with a paintbrush. | |
| I had him on my old show. | |
| The robot? | |
| I had him break that down and it's exactly as insane as you think it is. | |
| But anyway, outside of him, people don't talk like that. | |
| And I had another interview scheduled yesterday that the Guy flaked on. | |
| But I had so much shit to say. | |
| Like the Antifa death toll. | |
| But I've already said that to you before. | |
| You know what I realized too, researching all this? | |
| Proud Boys and me became villains overnight. | |
| And ironically, it was October 12th, 2018, the anniversary of Otaya Yamaguchi killing that socialist. | |
| Before that, I was on Twitter, Facebook, everything was normal. | |
| Proud Boys had mainstream acceptance. | |
| And then that night happened, and a switch was flicked. | |
| Just that event in and of itself, the fact that these things happen in one second, that's proof that it's all orchestrated. | |
| This was an interesting thing that Eric Smarty Pants was saying to some dude. | |
| Go to the first link. | |
| I didn't number them here. | |
| What's his name again? | |
| Eric Bronstein? | |
| Eric Weinstein? | |
| Weinstein. | |
| That guy's Smarty Pants. | |
| I just thought of him as a normal pundit until he took apart Terence Howard's Terrenceology, which is not easy to do because it's so fucking insane. | |
| You have to know what he's talking about when he says supersymmetry. | |
| And it's a very specific part of particle physics where zonons fuse with bronons or something. | |
| Yeah, if it doesn't fit the Jacobia model, then it can't be Jacobia. | |
| Would suggest more collusion, more coordination. | |
| Hello? | |
| I mean, see, this is one of the most uncomfortable things. | |
| I think there was a time when mostly when people said collusion or coordination, the presumption was, well, that's pretty far out there. | |
| We now know, like post-Elon Musk's $44 billion adventure at Twitter, that there are these coordinating groups coordinating social media with the intelligence community or with the Department of Homeland Security or with the State Department. | |
| We now know that we're living in an orchestrated, you know, curated, choreographed world. | |
| And we can't know it officially, but we all know it if we want to know, which is hysterical. | |
| Now we have to talk about, well, are you a conspiracy theorist? | |
| I read the Slack messages. | |
| I read the emails. | |
| What are you even talking about now? | |
| Which would suggest. | |
| So that was all over the news this week, too, that the former CIA, head of the CIA was colluding with, no, not colluding, runs this sort of gatekeep that decides what news can talk about and what they can't. | |
| What's it called? | |
| Newsbreak? | |
| I don't expect you to know this. | |
| I don't. | |
| I don't even know who the ghetto boys are. | |
| How the hell am I going to know that? | |
| It's sort of like the whole Biden thing where they go, holy shit, he's retarded. | |
| And we go, yeah, we told you that a long time ago. | |
| But where was that CAA thingamedoodle? | |
| This is not good TV. | |
| Well, this is good TV. | |
| Think about this. | |
| If I was still alive, you know, me and my fellows, we'd be using Telegram. | |
| Or WhatsApp or Signal. | |
| Isn't that kind of funny? | |
| Thinking about Tony Soprano using a different, an alternative third-party messenger gap? | |
| Yeah, that's amazing. | |
| It's amazing. | |
| What do you think about the New Borders? | |
| The what? | |
| The New Borders. | |
| I think they're fucking great. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Oh, no, I don't. | |
| No, they look super tacky. | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| It's like a British game show. | |
| Supposed to look like that's about modern events. | |
| Like punk rock. | |
| A. No, it looks really corny. | |
| Newspapers. | |
| Really like 90s UK. | |
| Anyway, we've recently discovered that the person in charge of deciding what goes on Google searches is inextrably linked to the CIA. | |
| And I've noticed this past week that CIA, I mean CIA, well they are CIA searchers, that Google searches are getting way worse. | |
| Like look up our terrible black female politicians like Corey Bush. | |
| Okay, you put in Corey Bush, who recently said that criticizing Trump is an exam, sorry, Biden is an example of white supremacy. | |
| What? | |
| You Google her and it's an ad for Corey Bush. | |
| The first thing that comes up is CoreyBush.com. | |
| Corey Bush for Congress. | |
| And then super flattering articles from C-SPAN MSNBC. | |
| Then her own website repeated on page one. | |
| Zero controversy. | |
| Her Twitter account, her Facebook, the entire first page is all about how awesome she is. | |
| Meanwhile, she was all over the news this week for that stupid white supremacy comment. | |
| Nope. | |
| This is why some of... | |
| But they don't watch Univision. | |
| Right, they watch, what's it called? | |
| Univision. | |
| No, they don't. | |
| They don't? | |
| They've never watched Univision, no. | |
| Oh, I'm thinking of my Dominican barber, actually. | |
| That stands to reason that Dominicans would have a. | |
| Yes. | |
| No offense. | |
| We used to do the comedy tour and stuff, and then I would meet Dominicans, and I'm like, I suppose I owe you an apology. | |
| Just pass the buck to them. | |
| Why do you hate Dominicans so much? | |
| I don't hate them. | |
| I just will not. | |
| I refuse to be mistaken for them. | |
| Okay. | |
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| I have not been working out because my gym is not air-conditioned and boxers smell like shit. | |
| And I hate that they like it because they lose water weight. | |
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| So today is Friday. | |
| It's the free episode. | |
| It's free to the public for about half an hour. | |
| We'll probably cut you off soon. | |
| We're going to do the Godwheel. | |
| I really hope that useless black female politicians and My Pet Biden comes up. | |
| I'm kind of mad that everyone is getting on the Pet Biden bandwagon now this week. | |
| What? | |
| You didn't notice anything wrong three years ago, four years ago? | |
| We've been making fun. | |
| How long have we had My Pet Biden as a segment? | |
| This is how years. | |
| This is how all my friends felt when AFI had a radio hit. | |
| They were like, I liked AFI when they were talking about possible role. | |
| We're going to not make fun of him anymore. | |
| We were making fun of him when it was cool. | |
| Yeah, we're going to support him now. | |
| By the way, my insider people tell me that this Sunday he's going to step down and they're going to put in Kamala Harris and some random Jewish governor in Pennsylvania named Josh Shapiro that I hadn't heard of before I looked him up. | |
| Very normal dude. | |
| I think the DNC is trying to make back some anti-Semitism points because with all the protests in the schools, they look and AOC and Jamal Bowman saying there was no evidence of the attack on Israel. | |
| So they look pretty bad with the old Js and they're going to have to run a J to get back in the good books. | |
| It's not going to work though. | |
| They're not even trying. | |
| I was saying to that BBC guy, they're just going to put in a position player to pitch because the game's over. | |
| And they don't even want to win. | |
| You know what's fucking gross? | |
| I think we already talked about this. | |
| Michelle Obama has great odds of winning if she were to run. | |
| Why? | |
| What's your favorite Michelle Obama policy? | |
| Her husband? | |
| That's not a policy. | |
| Do you think Mike Tyson's wife would be good in the ring? | |
| Why did we have Hillary Clinton? | |
| I guess she had political experience. | |
| No, she was a fucking lawyer. | |
| A terrible lawyer who giggled when she got a pedophile off for rape. | |
| I don't get it. | |
| This is America. | |
| We don't have a monarchy. | |
| Why are we having relatives run? | |
| That's what I like about Ann Coulter when Trump won. | |
| She said, we better not see his sons getting involved. | |
| We didn't elect a king. | |
| I have to check my phone because my daughter's alone. | |
| You know, people know me for not being Dr. Phil, but I pause you this, Gavin. | |
| What about D.R. Phil? | |
| What's D.R. Phil? | |
| Dominican Republic Phil. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| So you're just Dr. Phil on vacation? | |
| Girl, you got to lose some weight because you're getting too fat, okay? | |
| But you gain weight on vacation, don't you? | |
| Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja. | |
| You hadn't really hammered out that picture. | |
| No, it's better in text. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's a picture, not a joke. | |
| All right, let's start the God Wheel, shall we? | |
| Shall. | |
| The God Wheel. | |
| Please be my pet Biden. | |
| Please be. | |
| I want to talk about George Stephanopoulos. | |
| Last night I found out he's a gay. | |
| Did you know that? | |
| Allegedly. | |
| He got pulled over in D.C. Driving in a Corvette with a dude. | |
| That's not gay. | |
| They were nude, doing coke and sucking each other's dicks. | |
| Apparently he's three feet tall, but he has a head the size of a watermelon. | |
| So it works on TV. | |
| And you know, I'm very happy to find out he's gay. | |
| You know why? | |
| Because I saw this bit on them, him and his wife, a long time ago, and they talked about the secret to their marriage is their incredible sex life. | |
| And I was like, really? | |
| You've been married for over 20 years and you get late every day? | |
| And I was jealous. | |
| And now that I know it's a lie, I can relax. | |
| It's a separate sex life. | |
| I'm still in the lead at once a week. | |
| I'm back at the top spot. | |
| You know something's up when a married couple talks about, oh, that's just us and our fucking. | |
| We're always getting up to fucking. | |
| Classic 20-year marriage. | |
| You know how it is. | |
| No. | |
| Biden, Biden, Biden, Biden, Biden. | |
| War on kids, boo. | |
| Depressing sex trafficking talk. | |
| doubled. | |
| Why are you doubling it? | |
| Don't know. | |
| I guess you thought it was the competence crisis? | |
| All right. | |
| We've always said Steven Spielberg is a pedophile. | |
| E.T. is fucking weird. | |
| I believe that E.T. represents him. | |
| I'm just a sweet guy. | |
| I'm very ugly to adults. | |
| The authorities don't want me around kids. | |
| But I'm just a sweetheart who wants to love you. | |
| And though I'm grotesque and scary at first, love me. | |
| There's weird fucking parts of that movie that his sons smell his shirts when he's away. | |
| No, sons don't do that when they miss their dad. | |
| They don't smell his clothes to get his scent. | |
| When the two brothers are yelling at each other, he calls them cum breath, which is not a thing little kids accuse each other of having. | |
| We did a whole video on it. | |
| So I'm obviously biased when I saw Spielberg talk about his favorite movie, but this gives me pedophile vibes. | |
| Again, these are just theories. | |
| We can't prove it. | |
| But I'm not the first person to bring this up. | |
| Jim Goad, in Answer Me, featured a whole three-page article discussing Spielberg's pedophile tendencies, especially Hook, where the kids, there's all kinds of allusions to the way the kids are dressed in that movie. | |
| And the title was based on the shape of penis that Peter Pan had. | |
| Get a hook, penis. | |
| You could just keep those jokes to yourself, maybe write them down, then crumple up the piece of paper and throw it in the garbage. | |
| Not your own. | |
| Do you think you have watched the most? | |
| Way too loud. | |
| Sandler's the Water Boy. | |
| I've probably watched that movie more than any other film. | |
| What does that movie mean to you? | |
| The thing that it means to me is it's one of the most audacious films I've ever seen because it is a deeply detailed portrait of a lonely human being. | |
| You mean like a pedophile? | |
| Anything about himself, who has very little identity. | |
| His identity comes from what people say about him, what people write about him, and the people who take his picture. | |
| But he doesn't have any familiarity with what is within him. | |
| And yet, he's intellectualizing the fucking water boy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I don't think I've ever even seen it. | |
| Have you? | |
| Of course you have. | |
| I feel like this is a fun inside joke where he's like, I went on some TV thing and I said that the water boy was. | |
| Oh yeah, like the way they made Steven Seagal into a star as a joke. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like this is so. | |
| So let's start saying the water boy's really good. | |
| He's like, dude, they'll eat everything I say up. | |
| It's going to be, watch this. | |
| He's like, what should I do? | |
| Make it waterboy. | |
| I think you're giving him way too much credit, but that would be hilarious. | |
| A personal story that could have been told in close-ups is set against a backdrop, a mural of some of the most spectacular scenic action I've ever seen in my life, in any movie I've ever seen. | |
| It's basically a juxtaposition between the small and the gargantuan. | |
| Movie, not your own do you think? | |
| I think you're giving him too much credit. | |
| There's no way he's serious about it. | |
| It was him and those other two guys that said, watch this, we can make any loser a star. | |
| I'm going to bring in my jiu-jitsu instructor, Steven Seagal. | |
| Was it Steven Spielberg? | |
| It was one of those guys? | |
| Yeah, I think it was Spielberg and two other dudes. | |
| Fill that up. | |
| Let's hit that. | |
| That's exactly what happened then. | |
| Spielberg, Bet Hollywood, Seagal. | |
| You know this story, right? | |
| Someone made Steven Seagal famous for a bet. | |
| I think it was like $100,000. | |
| Do you have it yet? | |
| I have it. | |
| Why don't you have it? | |
| Let's see. | |
| Did you even try? | |
| Yeah, I typed in Seagal, Spielberg. | |
| Holy Beth. | |
| Fuck, you're so retarded. | |
| It's physically painful. | |
| Did you search the emails, though, or no? | |
| Emails? | |
| Okay. | |
| emails. | |
| Yeah, because it was Is it this? | |
| Nope, that's a trailer for a movie. | |
| So is that shit for brains. | |
| Anyway, go to the top. | |
| Fucking guy, man. | |
| The host can Google things faster than the Googler. | |
| Well, I'm not judging. | |
| Wait, where'd you go? | |
| We were going to read the opening paragraph. | |
| So it was movie occurs a bet between Hollywood super agent Michael Ovets. | |
| Oh, so I guess Spielberg wasn't involved. | |
| It was just super agents. | |
| Huh. | |
| He was his agent. | |
| He's a human joke. | |
| Well, Segala gets the last laugh because he's totally incompetent and he had a very lucrative acting career. | |
| Haha, bets on you. | |
| Jokes on you. | |
| Jokes on you. | |
| This is what happened to the water boy guy. | |
| Looks familiar. | |
| It's because he's in all those advances. | |
| that he's racist and homophobic, so that's pretty cool. | |
| Yeah, he was kind of a And turns out he's a in real life too. | |
| So he was actually kicked out of an LA hotel this week after going off on a black hotel staffer. | |
| N-bombs, F-bombs, violent threats, the works, N-Y. | |
| He was apparently mad they didn't recognize him. | |
| Yeah, according to the hotel incident report, Dante told the staff. | |
| Whatever. | |
| N-words, you know what? | |
| Here is that those guys who hunt pedophiles. | |
| This guy gets a few slaps. | |
| I don't know. | |
| You should get a slap if you steal someone's seat at a movie theater. | |
| Coming to a place to rape a 12-year-old girl, I think you should do a little more than slaps, 13-year-old girl. | |
| Like me to do. | |
| If you could just tell us the truth. | |
| You did. | |
| You said. | |
| Yeah, I did. | |
| I sort of meet up with me. | |
| Yes. | |
| Right, right, right, right, right. | |
| So you can give this to the police. | |
| Okay. | |
| Or before we go in here, we can smack you a couple times. | |
| Well, I got to go to work. | |
| I can't go to work all slapped. | |
| I got to cook food. | |
| I can't have slaps on my face. | |
| Is your job having no slap sort of policy? | |
| I'll tell you. | |
| Nice. | |
| good? | |
| I don't like the fact that I'm good now. | |
| Yeah, you're good. | |
| It's a good rapist. | |
| Well, let's slap you until you say, I'm not good. | |
| I would like to stop this, please. | |
| I mean, like, I get beaten up worse than that just at the gym sparring. | |
| Your name's Antoine, right? | |
| Yes. | |
| All right, buddy. | |
| All right, that's enough. | |
| I can't take it. | |
| I get upset. | |
| Let me hit the spin sound. | |
| Very important. | |
| And spin it! | |
| Are you kidding me? | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? | |
| All right, well, God wants us to... | |
| No, don't. | |
| Clearly, God wants us to stay here for a reason. | |
| I guess it was pro-choice. | |
| So the DNC is putting all their eggs in the Project 2025 basket, which the real subtext of Project 2025 is Trump's going to make abortion illegal, and they're trying to drum up the woman vote. | |
| That's how Vetterman got elected. | |
| He was pro-choice, and that's all they cared about. | |
| You get more than 50% of the population is female. | |
| Although, the weird thing about abortion is about half of women are pro-life. | |
| So to just assume that being Pro-choice gets you all the female vote is forgetting all the Christian moms out there. | |
| But anyway, this pro-life activist, Lauren Handy, sentenced to four years and nine months in prison for protesting in front of an abortion clinic. | |
| She says, I'm at peace with myself and my future. | |
| I will go into court with my head held high and my heart open. | |
| See, this is, I was also talking to the BBC about this, about our justice system. | |
| They ask about Trump's 35 counts, and I'm like, our justice system is fucking garbage. | |
| Pro-life, four years in prison. | |
| What kind of bomb was she holding? | |
| Did they say what kind of, is it a pipe bomb or what kind of bomb? | |
| Yeah, let's check out the bomb that she held and all the people. | |
| Let's see how many people she stabbed. | |
| Shall we? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Lots of rescue. | |
| They were sidewalk counseling in D.C. They saw a medical waste disposal company's truck parked outside. | |
| They approached the driver and asked if they could give the aborted children inside the boxes a proper funeral. | |
| They took the box back to their apartment and opened the box with a video camera running. | |
| So they held a funeral for aborted fetuses. | |
| And what's that called? | |
| Actually, to make that a crime, you have to acknowledge that it's a person, right? | |
| Desecrating human remains? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| This would mean the facility violated the Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act and the Born Alive Infants Protection Act. | |
| They suspect one of the fetuses may have been born alive and left to die. | |
| The pair then hired a lawyer to contact a D.C. medical examiner. | |
| They asked for autopsies to be performed. | |
| That evening, Handy left her apartment door unlocked so the police could enter. | |
| On the morning of March 30th, when Handy returned to her apartment, she was met by FBI agents and arrested. | |
| Bukovanak, that was her roommate, then entered Annie's apartment, found the body still there. | |
| The fetuses were later removed from the apartment. | |
| You know what's funny? | |
| When I first heard about this story, it was portrayed as like this macabre weirdo silence of the lambs woman who collected abortions. | |
| Which happened. | |
| Remember that doctor who said, he said, yeah, that's it. | |
| I love it. | |
| I'm an abortion doctor. | |
| And then he died, and we looked at his garage, and it was full of boxes of dead babies. | |
| I can see why God wanted us to stay on this subject. | |
| So this is when the news gets so absurd. | |
| It is literally a parody. | |
| And so the Babylon Bee piped in on this woman and said, pro-life are released from prison after saying she was blocking abortion clinic for Palestine. | |
| Palestine. | |
| The Queers for Palestine thing has ramped up. | |
| It hasn't gone down. | |
| And now that the cat's out of the bag that these Palestinians want to throw you off a building, they don't care. | |
| And you know what's even crazier about the Queers for Palestine? | |
| They blocked the gay pride parade. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Because, I don't know, you shouldn't be celebrating when Palestinian babies are dying or something. | |
| I love when the left cannibalizes itself. | |
| All right. | |
| God, can we leave this subject, please? | |
| It fucking bums me out. | |
| I want to go behind the paywall. | |
| I had someone write in, by the way, and they go, the God wheel sucks. | |
| It always goes to Proud Boys and Me Nus because that side of the wheel is heavier. | |
| Conspiracy. | |
| What? | |
| How the fuck do you think physics works, bro? | |
| That wasn't much of a spin. | |
| If this is a baby, I'm going to shit my pants. | |
| Proud boys. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Let's play the Proud Boys thing. | |
| Stand back. | |
| Stand by. | |
| Proud boys. | |
| Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left. | |
| Antifa is an idea, not an organization. | |
| You got it, not malicious. | |
| Apple. | |
| Stand back. | |
| Stand by. | |
| Stand by. | |
| So Governor Whitmer was on the Colbert show. | |
| She's getting more radical by the day. | |
| She's not a fan of Trump. | |
| And if you recall, the FBI basically seduced a bunch of retards into plotting to kidnap her. | |
| Total victory for the left because that's how they constantly portray us as psychos who want to kill people and to overthrow the government and kill judges and kidnap politicians. | |
| That's not us, of course, but they want it to be. | |
| So they do what a lot of these, like pedophile hunters, I support it, but I think it's misleading to assume that they're getting pedophiles off the street. | |
| When you go online and you pretend to be a 12-year-old that likes to be fucked in the ass, you're going to get a retard who's like, hey, I found a slutty 12-year-old. | |
| I didn't think that was a thing, but it's a thing now. | |
| Okay, I'm glad that that guy's not participating in what he wants to participate in, but it's not the same as like catching a real bona fide pedophile. | |
| It's entrapment. | |
| And the Governor Whitmer story is the story of entrapment. | |
| In fact, if I recall, more than half of the people involved in this plot to kidnap her were government agents. | |
| Are you really... | |
| They get all this money from the government to create a Nazi honeypot. | |
| They put out propaganda that's so convincing that it actually works, and they do create Nazis out of thin air, and then they catch them being Nazis. | |
| Anyway, apparently the Proud Boys are mentioned in this Stephen Colbert thing. | |
| I hope we don't have to watch the whole four minutes. | |
| She says she wants to meet the guys that came to kidnap her. | |
| You ever notice his weird ear? | |
| What? | |
| His weird ear. | |
| Colbert's? | |
| I never noticed that before. | |
| Yep. | |
| It's weird. | |
| That's okay. | |
| He wears Brooks Brothers. | |
| What the fuck's going on with his ear? | |
| It's just wacky. | |
| It looks like Lord of the Rings. | |
| Well, half of it does. | |
| Now I gotta look it up. | |
| Half of it looks like Schmeigle, and half of it looks like the guy that before he turned into Schmegal. | |
| Keen observers will note that Colbert's right ear sticks out at an odd angle. | |
| Wait, ear, ear? | |
| I gotta do a space here. | |
| He's been deaf in that one since he was a child when surgery meant to fix a perforated eardrum caused damage to his inner ear. | |
| I had this weird tumor as a kid, and they scooped it out with a melon baller. | |
| He used to be funny, Colbert. | |
| The condition diverted him from an early interest in marine biology because he's unable to scuba dive. | |
| Thanks a lot, surgeon, for imposing Colbert on us all. | |
| Scuba Steve will never be. | |
| And governor of the great state of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer. | |
| Okay, so again, once again, the book here is True Gretsch and about your life, your time in office, and one chapter explores, and this is a weird sentence to read, explores the 2020 plot to kidnap and assassinate you over COVID restrictions. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Which is something that I think we too easily forget, how insane it got at the height of COVID, especially with the COVID denialism. | |
| What do you most remember about when you first started? | |
| Entrapment. | |
| I most remember our corrupt FBI tricking some dunces who lived in a, one of them lived in a hole in the ground. | |
| Literally a hole in the ground. | |
| I think he had a computer down there and nothing else. | |
| Go ahead. | |
| How did this experience change you? | |
| Well, I got to tell you, you know, like every governor in the country, I was trying to build the plane while we were flying it. | |
| We were addressing a pandemic that was killing our people. | |
| We were getting misinformation out of the White House. | |
| We were told, go find your own masks and gloves. | |
| And Detroit, at the same time as New York City and New Orleans and Chicago, was on fire early on. | |
| Our hospitals were full. | |
| We had makeshift morgues. | |
| Blah, blah, blah. | |
| It's all your fault, you dumb bitch. | |
| But see if you can find Proud Boys. | |
| My powers wouldn't extend my stay home orders. | |
| And every time Trump even mentioned Michigan, I got more death threats. | |
| And so there was a cause and effect. | |
| And he knew it. | |
| He knew that his words incited people. | |
| This is amazing propaganda. | |
| This is what I've always talked about. | |
| And Colbert is considered the news. | |
| I think something like 75% of Americans get their news from late night TV. | |
| So the FBI fomented this fake kidnapping bullshit. | |
| They duped a couple of losers. | |
| They were the majority of the people involved in this plot. | |
| Not only is she pretending that wasn't part of it and it wasn't entrapment, she's also blaming it on Trump. | |
| This is the Soviet Union. | |
| Boys in his words incited people to action. | |
| When he mentioned the Proud Boys in his debate, he He asked, who do you want me to talk about? | |
| And they said, Proud Boys. | |
| He's like, okay, Proud Boys. | |
| Maoists. | |
| We're in the middle of the great leap forward. | |
| He knew what that language meant. | |
| And so when we all watched January 6th happen, no one in Michigan was surprised because we saw it happening a lot earlier in our state. | |
| Brutal propaganda. | |
| This is the second time, by the way, I texted you the other time. | |
| He's mentioned the Proud Boys. | |
| Stephen Colbert has a message for the leader of the Proud Boys who name-dropped him in court. | |
| You are going to jail, you neo-numbnut. | |
| And if you don't like it, you can come and get me, the late show host said during his TV monologue. | |
| Welcome to the monkey house, brother. | |
| Ooh, tough guy. | |
| Some of the folks, some of the folks being featured in the videos in these hearings are not happy about all the publicity. | |
| Take proud boy leader and worst case scenario, David Cross, Joseph Biggs. | |
| For his role in the coup, Biggs has been charged with seditious conspiracy. | |
| It's a serious charge. | |
| It's a bullshit charge, just like Whitmer was a bullshit kidnapping, you fucking propagandist. | |
| Biggs hasn't seen his daughter in five years. | |
| He's facing 22 years for walking into the Capitol, going pee, and then an officer saying, can you get out of here? | |
| And him going, okay. | |
| That's it. | |
| That's it. | |
| And you're sitting there gloating about a father being taken away from his children for decades. | |
| These people are fucking demonic. | |
| And Biggs complained about the way this asshole portrays him, and he doubles down with his propaganda. | |
| This Proud Boy is going to be a proud member of the AARP. | |
| And Biggs wants to move his trial now, according to the court, quote, in view of the increased and unquestionably spectacular 24-7 negative press and media coverage about the fraternity known as the Proud Boys. | |
| Oh, that's right. | |
| I forgot. | |
| The Proud Boys is just a fraternity. | |
| January 6th was just hazing. | |
| I mean, we all heard their chant. | |
| You don't know what the word fraternity means. | |
| It means fraternal organization. | |
| Rats are an example of a fraternal organization, you fucking dunce. | |
| Save my peace. | |
| Save my peace. | |
| Thank you, sir. | |
| Thank you, sir. | |
| May I have another? | |
| What is this clapping for a joke? | |
| It's so unnatural. | |
| He argues that his client can't get a fair trial thanks to this week's televised hearings of the House Select Committee on January 6th and all the media coverage from Morning Joe to Stephen Colbert's Late Show. | |
| This is pagan. | |
| he's very Catholic, so I'm surprised he's participating in this pagan ritual as we all cheer about the lies destroying lives. | |
| Thank you. | |
| You know, you know, ladies and gentlemen, they're chanting. | |
| Do you hear that? | |
| Yep. | |
| Steven, Stephen. | |
| Yeah, you got him in. | |
| He's in jail. | |
| He'll probably get raped. | |
| Oh, I hope he gets raped. | |
| Wouldn't that be funny if that chick who hasn't seen her dad finds out her dad's getting raped? | |
| They're fucking monkeys. | |
| It's about these violent fascists, but... | |
| To hear that even one of them noticed? | |
| We've already watched this. | |
| That is really dark. | |
| Let's go behind the paywall now. | |
| Thank you for tuning in to our show. | |
| The Godwheel is a pretty unique thing that we do on Fridays. | |
| It doesn't really represent the show. | |
| But you know what? | |
| I'm going to cheat here. | |
| I'm going to defy God and jump into my pet Biden, where we discuss his recent gaps from calling Zelensky Putin to proudly promoting his vice president, Donald Trump. | |
| That's correct. | |
| He made both those mistakes in the past 24 hours, I believe. | |
| But that's behind the paywall. | |
| So we've got a new network here, compound-censored. | |
| You get Anthony shows every day, Monday to Thursday. | |
| You get Gav shows seven days a week. | |
| We've got Elijah Schaefer. | |
| Owen Benjamin is usually putting up like two shows a day. | |
| It just goes on and on with Jim Goad and Atheism is Unstoppable. | |
| Every time we do an interview, we put it up there. | |
| It's become a very fun network. | |
| And we doubled our subs with this merger. | |
| We doubled our subs. | |
| And you know what's funny? | |
| Zero media attention, zero blog reference, zero anything, because it's a success story for bad men. | |
| Now, if Anthony and or I went bankrupt, lost our subs, got banned from the internet or whatever, do you know how many fucking people would be writing about that? | |
| That is why I did that arrest hoax, to show how hungry they are. | |
| They say, oh, he's not relevant. | |
| We don't write about him. | |
| Unless you can show some sort of a failure, like me getting arrested. | |
| And then they get like the monkeys on Colbert and start going, the evidence is right there in your face, if you want to see it. | |
| All right, so until then, folks, until, I guess, next Friday, if you don't subscribe, now I get two networks for the price of one. | |
| You're just, I don't like you, actually, if you don't subscribe. | |
| True. | |
| So get fired. | |
| Get in trouble. | |
| Be brave. |