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June 28, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S6E7 - THE TIDES HAVE TURNED (FREE PART)

After watching Trump absolutely BRUTALIZE Biden last night, there is a different feeling in the air. It feels like we're finally taking back this country. The God Wheel guides us to Proud Boys, good news from SCOTUS, and deranged perversions within the LGBT community. TGIF! GUEST: NICK OCHS

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That was Montreal's plants and animals better than the Beatles.
Sorry, Beatles, your toast.
Go fuck yourselves, you fags.
We got Maddie and John going to the gay parade, and I hope they understand that the way to do a bit like that is to focus on a joke.
And I'm begging them now, pleading, I'll text them too.
But be super serious and make it a normal day at the gay parade, but use the word fag.
So, hi, do you think that, and dress gay too, so they know you're not a predator or whatever.
You're not there to fuck them.
Be like, so do you think that the bounds we made with fag marriage have changed the environment here in America for fag rights?
Foie gras.
And just keep saying fag.
Because they're so, it's like the N-word, right?
With them.
So they'll just assume it's slang and they'll be like, yes, we're fags and we're loving it.
It's going awesome.
And I think fag rights are at a point.
That would be funny, no?
Speaking of our staff, how about Bobby last night?
I don't know what you're talking about.
He was highly, highly inebriated.
And I've noticed inebriated guys, we got this with Eddie, right?
They don't get the concept of this is a TV set.
It's a studio.
We're not hanging.
So if you're at a party, you get bored of standing in the kitchen talking to one person.
Then you say, you lie.
You say you have to go pee.
And then you go talk to someone else in another part of the house or the bar or the event space.
So that's what they do.
He's like, I'm bored of sitting over here.
I'm going to go sit with Maddie.
Maddie is a set.
There's a light on him on a stool.
And then he sits behind Maddie, which makes Maddie look short.
So then he sits on the ground.
I didn't notice that.
Yeah.
And then he's in the foreground, but he's right by the light.
So he's sweating and shiny.
And when you cut to Maddie, it was this head that was this big.
And I'm like, I'm the boss.
I have to, you know, show some control here.
But I'm very lucky that these cops, you know, take time out of their night to come down and do this.
So it's a weird balance of like respect and fuck you.
Is that a new light up there?
No.
See, the ones where the cops are, those are on.
They're usually not when you're doing this show.
That could be.
I don't know.
Yeah.
And then he's running around.
And then he sends me a text at 2 a.m.
Fuck you guys.
What?
Oh, and before that, sorry.
He goes, you had some fucking loser cop there get beat up by a chick.
Fuck cops.
I'm not a cop anymore.
I'm retired.
Retarded, more like.
But he was mad that we showed a cop being a loser at the beginning.
And I kind of get that point because if it was a normal cop show, we would have juxtaposed some negative portrayals with positive portrayals.
That's usually how I play it out, to show an unbiased spectrum.
And usually 80% of the time the cops are doing their job correctly, at least.
Yeah, there he is sitting in the foreground, bro.
So he confronts me in the hallway out back, and I go, you know what?
You're right.
He's going through some tough time with this divorce.
And I couldn't show a balance because the debate started.
It was on the line.
So we had to just show one side and it looked bad.
And the opening song was an anti-cop song.
So I get him being annoyed.
But like, we've known him for a very long time.
So then he gets it in his head that we're all going to a party after the show.
And his ex-wife is going to be there.
So we can go fuck ourselves.
Dude, can you imagine if his ex-wife said, hi, I'm Bobby's ex-wife.
I'm having a party.
It starts around midnight.
I know you guys have zero interest in being my friend because you're Bobby's friend.
And I know you have zero interest in coming to a party at night super late because you're old and you have kids.
But you want to check it out?
You can't tell Bobby.
And all of us, all five, six of us, would be like, we're in.
Where and when?
Got chips?
Got dip?
What kind of party?
Is there going to be Coke?
Because I want to do lines with my friend's ex-wife who I've never met.
That's what I want to do all night.
That sounds like a shitty party.
Yeah.
Can I just make out with my dad instead?
Can I eat diarrhea on the streets of Bangladesh instead?
That's what I would do just to be able to go to this fun party.
Can I kick Mike Tyson in the balls while hung over with food poisoning?
Can I do that instead?
Anyway, Plants and Animals, awesome Montreal band.
Main guy, Warren Spicer.
They started in 2003, about five years after I left Montreal.
I've never heard of them before.
I think I have actually, and I forgot.
But I'm surprised I don't know this dude that fronts the band.
It's funny how all these musicians that I like and would have been friends with would be mortified to discover that I think they're better than the Beatles.
I was wondering, I was aimless, and the memories came back to me.
They were bent and they were broken, they were funny.
They were broken.
Cool band.
Anyway, this episode is brought to you by Purple Works.
It's the free episode.
We're free as a bee for the first half.
So that'll probably, yeah, that'll probably be like half an hour or more.
And then we go behind the wall.
On Fridays, we spin the God wheel and we let God decide what we're going to talk about.
Of course, we have to talk about breaking news first.
I'll get to that in a moment.
Purple Works Nutrition.
I am not on it right now.
But I tried a new thing with working out.
I usually do Purple Works to overcome my hangover.
And the hangover is here.
This is normal.
And it usually brings me like here.
But this week, I've been trying a thing called Not Getting Wasted.
I don't know if anyone's ever heard of this.
Is that kind of like getting wasted?
Yeah.
You see, you've heard of this.
I've heard of getting wasted.
Yeah, okay.
But then you just, what's different?
Add a knot.
It's the opposite of that.
So you'll have a beer or zero beers and no hard liquor at all.
Okay.
And so now you start here and you're up here.
I'm kicking ass in the gym.
Boop, boop, boop, boop.
Doing pads, lifting weights.
Choo-pop, choo-chop.
Actually, enjoying the pain of the weights, too.
Like, you know, ever do this thing?
It's got a thingy here and a thingy here, and you're on a bench and you're going like that.
And the weights are out here.
So it's like a barbell with no center in it.
Chest press, I think it's called.
It's great.
And you're like enjoying the pump and the pain.
And that's thanks to Purpleworks.
So I've been pushing Purpleworks as a severe alcoholic who's dryheaving into the garbage all workout and saying it helps you get through that.
I've never tried it as a human being from Earth.
It's way better.
After discovering you invented sobriety.
After I invented not being shit-faced every day.
And sometimes I'm actually drunk at the gym.
That's almost as good as my invention lately.
What's your invention?
Yoda-oling.
I think we have a rule about puns, and that is a $20 fine.
You laughed at that one off camera, though.
That's totally irrelevant.
And then I said, that's a pun.
And you go, well, it's not on camera.
And then you thought, I'm going to save that for the show and pay $20.
But I thought you would laugh, you see.
Yeah, I definitely laugh at the same joke twice, especially puns.
They really hold up.
So yes, the show is brought to you by Purple Works Nutrition.
I take it every day.
It's got creatine.
I'm pronouncing creatine wrong, apparently.
It's Crittin?
Creighton?
Creatine?
Apparently not.
Look it up.
You get these sprinkles here.
make great coffee too, instant coffee, non-instant coffee.
It's a wonderful company and it's the only...
I think I was called Gorilla Mind or something.
Oh, yeah.
Guerrilla Mode.
Gorilla Mode.
That was my previous one before I switched to Purple Works, and now I swear by it.
What are you playing there?
Because working out.
Try not to derail the show like it's January 6th and you're throwing bombs into the crowd.
It's background music.
We are looking at how to pronounce this word.
English.
You can't speak English.
An organic compound found in vertebrates, which facilitates recycling of adenosine triphosphate, the energy currency of the cell primarily in muscle and brain tissue.
How do you go about pronouncing it?
Creatin.
Creatinine.
Oh, so it's tin instead of teen.
Well, that guy can't pronounce anything, so.
Why is that guy's job teaching you how to pronounce hello and welcome back to how to pronounce things?
I am the number one student in Bangladesh who is speaking of English.
That's like that character Brendan Alvarez does.
All right, that's enough for the commercial.
You know, what's his name?
Brian Alvarez-Jones.
You know the guy?
That does what?
Who does what?
Brian Jordan Alvarez.
Oh, the one that you liked.
The one that I think should be on SNL.
Why would you curse him to such a place?
Yeah, you're right.
He's way better than SNL.
But he's got some dumb pilot he's working on.
I guess I want him to be on SNL because I want him to get mass recognition, and then I want him to have a career after that that he deserves.
Brian Jordan Alvarez.
Brian Jordan.
So look at his Instagram.
I just, I know I'm indulging myself here.
I apologize.
Actually, but the guy he does that's a German intern, bet I'm having great times.
No, no.
He's a gorgeous hunk.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, there he is with the shirt off.
Hey, that guy.
Chill with some friends.
Get to know some new folk that's gonna come as well to the friendship hangout.
And maybe Fajira at a Mexican restaurant.
You guys, it is important to decompress to people that you feel connected to, that means you feel relaxed, and like people that feel like they love you unconditional.
Which took me a while to get here at the job and the city that I'm in now.
But now I feel like, hey, I don't have to go on a hinge to find the girl and the date.
I can instead spend time with my companions.
By which I mean friends.
Let's be real.
Friendship is the center of light in so many ways.
And even when you do find the partner, the number one, that person is going to be, first and foremost, your friend.
Just on thought for today.
Hey, I'm going to Berlin for a while.
Okay, that's enough.
In August, if anyone wants to hit me up, I'll be hanging out there in mid-August.
Also, we announced great news.
Yesterday, Anthony Kumi's Compound Media and Censor.tv have merged.
We are one now giant conglomeration competing with Exxon and Coca-Cola and Amheuser-Busch media companies.
So if you have a subscription, if you have a subscription to Compound, you get all the Compound shows and all the censored shows.
If you're subscribed to Censored, you just get my show.
Just kidding.
It is jokes.
I'm making joke to have amazing time with you by doing a trick with words and saying things that are not the truth.
That's so fucking funny.
So true.
Obviously, the subscriptions are reciprocated.
So if you have a prescription to censored, you get all the compound shows.
It's a merge.
There's no catch.
There's no hitch.
We're going to continue with Gino's show, Chrissy's show.
Obviously, compound censored will remain and all of that shit.
So everyone's making more money.
And the studio in New York's shutting down.
So those guys will build their own studios, home studios, I guess, because Ant does no need for it.
We have a studio here, so we'll funnel the...
Well, I can't replace those gentlemen.
And when I announced it to them, Anthony and I announced it to them, like there's Drew and Garrett who bust their ass.
And then there's all these sort of extraneous employees that have been costing Ant way too much money.
And they're piping in, like, yeah, it's cool.
I understand.
And it's like, nah, this isn't about you.
Like, it would be like if I was shutting down Censored or Censored was moving over to something else and Ryan's out of a job and Maddie would be like, yeah, I get it, man.
That sucks.
That's life.
Or even worse, Bobby.
It's like, yeah, but Bobby, this guy's here every day, all day.
I can imagine, remember Liz at Compound?
If she had anything to say, remember she was chunky and wore like really revealing clothes for some reason?
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
Was she the one who moved back to Vegas?
No, that's Allie.
Oh, yeah.
Liz was, yeah, I remember.
She was like their PR.
Pat hated her.
Well, it was started by Keith the cop who rules.
Don't get me wrong.
I don't want to shit on Compound.
But he's not really a businessman.
So he was like, okay, let's do a customer service department, this department, a that department, and we'll have all these different, just like, you know, Sirius XM does.
But he's Puerto Rican.
And you guys, you like to put the horse before the cart.
No, the cart before the horse.
And you get a PR person when you're really rocking with the camera.
You know what they needed?
Cards.
Like a card that says compound media number on it.
And then like a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a trainer.
Like he goes, I got a new piece of equipment.
How much was it?
It was five grand.
Dude, you're in the hole like 60 grand with all this shit.
You're never going to pay it back.
Barbells are not expensive.
Anyway, we're off at a thousand tangents here.
So, but they were happy about it, or they were at least like understanding about it.
Because, I mean, guys are bummed.
They got to go find a new job.
Yeah.
But, you know, the point is, though, Anthony's studio could have been making a billion dollars.
It makes a ton of money, by the way.
But it could have been making 10 times that.
He just, he's in, he had a quadruple bypass.
He's in South Carolina.
He just wants to click play and click record, whatever, click Zoom, and then talk for an hour and a half and then click off and think of nothing.
Our company will handle the taxes and HR and legal and all that shit.
So it's inevitable is my point.
And then so next week, I think we're all gone all week.
You have a week off, I think.
I mean, we talked about July 4th, but I don't want to do the cops show on July 4th.
I want to be with my family looking at fireworks.
That's true.
I do have plans for July 4th as well.
Yeah, so we'll definitely have content, but I'm doing my comedy show on Tuesday.
The Tommy Robinson thing is still kind of going.
We'll get to that in a second.
But yeah, we'll definitely have content here all week.
However, I think we're going to take a week off, so it looks kind of weird to launch a new company, and then the two main guys are gone for a week.
But that's the way shit rolls.
I'll do Celebrity Meldeg.
Okay, that's really exciting.
Everybody's going to be six people who watch that are thrilled.
Eight.
We're up to eight.
We have some breaking news here.
It's not even in the notes.
It's so breaking.
I texted it to you, Ryan, while you were playing Plants and Animals.
So there's, well, let's let them discuss.
January 6 rioters, the Supreme Court has just ruled that sketch to Shannon Breen.
What did they say?
So what they have said is that one of the statutes the Justice Department used to charge hundreds of different January 6 defendants is no good.
And that includes President Donald Trump because he has actually had two of these counts against him in the Jacksonville, D.C. case against him, that federal criminal case that has been on hold here.
So what essentially they say is this statute, which was passed in the wake of Enron, they say it doesn't fit here.
He says, given that the subsection was enacted to address the Enron disaster, not some other far-flung set of dangers like what happened just right over here at the Capitol, it is unlikely that Congress responded with such an unfocused and grossly incommensurate patch in English that essentially means that all of these people who were charged under this particular obstruction statute for January 6th, that is no good.
The dissent, this is a very interesting vote make up.
You shut up.
No, but that's huge.
I read that wrong at first.
I know, but we don't want to, people are not doing it.
I know, I've been talking to a guy like every day about This is breaking and breaking.
And that's a lot of point by Justices Sotemire and Kagan.
She says that Congress did intend for this kind of conduct to be brought under this particular obstruction charge.
She thinks the majority got it wrong.
But what it means is a big headache for the DOJ and good news for hundreds of January 6th defendants charged under this statute, again including.
Again, including.
And it ends right there.
Watch again.
Yeah, that's pretty big.
It was such a dumb law.
So Enron kind of invented, or at least got caught inventing, the concept of shredding all your documents when they're on their way over to arrest you.
There was no law for that.
It's destroying evidence, really.
So they said, okay, from now on, if there's some sort of legal proceeding and you wreck something, you're like Enron, which I'm no legal expert.
I'm no Viva Fry, but that sounds pretty fucking retarded to me.
So the thing they destroyed was like the windows and stuff.
And it's also based on the assumption, which Jake Tapper said last night in the debates, that the storming of the Capitol was meant to disrupt the inauguration of Joe Biden.
How many people there had that on their mind when they were doing that?
Zero.
January 6th was a fuck you to the media, to the administration, to Biden, to the White House, to the deep swamp.
That's all it was.
It was not a well-thought-out, I don't even want to call it a riot.
Prank, piece of vandalism, meandering.
The guys who broke those windows should be prosecuted with minor vandalism charges.
But the ones who went in through open doors and were often called in and did jokes and selfies, I don't think they deserve the years in prison they've received.
The guy who put his feet up on the desk just got five years.
He did a joke selfie.
The podium guy's already done time.
We just had a proud boy arrested the other day.
They're still arresting people.
And then there was the other charge that was just as spurious, which was terrorist enhancements for vandalism.
And I've discussed this on the show before.
If someone breaks down my fence, I charge them with vandalism, trespassing.
If you break down the fence of a nuclear power plant, it's different.
It's trumped up.
But the max for that is 10 years.
So even by their bizarre logic, that crazy charge should be 10 years.
So I think this means Nick Oakes is out, right?
Yeah, I think so.
That's exactly what he was hoping would happen.
If you go to our Twitter, he wrote a message to everybody.
I don't know what I'm about to hear.
So he doesn't get into specifics.
He's just worried about his case, and he says, I kind of want to see if justice still exists.
You can check that out on our Twitter.
So that's exciting.
That's crazy.
I'm not going to go through the whole debate.
I think we've all been scrolling on our phones all day.
As I think Elon Musk summarized it perfectly when he said, last night was a huge victory for memes.
Like that guy, Harry Sisson, it's only Paige Shills and Jill Biden that are pretending that last night wasn't an absolute catastrophe.
It actually wasn't fun.
You ever, well, you don't watch little league with kids, but with my youngest boy or even my teenage boy, sometimes when there's a slaughter, I find myself kind of rooting for the other guys.
Like if we're getting close to a mercy, which I think is 10 runs ahead by the fourth inning, I'm watching the other team going, just fucking catch a pop fly, get a line drive, get something.
And I kind of felt that way with Joe Biden, which is stupid.
Some asshole appointed Mr. Magoo to the leader of the free world, and he wrecked the greatest country in the world.
So yeah, you're supposed to gloat when he fails.
It's just a dumb instinct as fucking, I don't know, Westerners have, where we feel bad for assholes.
Here he is on the post, front page of the post.
Just sad.
Prez mumbles, stumbles, freezes in train rectobate versus Trump.
Did you notice he had a, I said I'm not going to talk about it in here.
I'm talking about it.
Did you notice he had a teleprompter at the beginning?
No.
Yeah, he was reading.
And I go, that looks so bad.
And Trump was well aware of that, Mr. 4D Chess, and he just talks like a normal person.
So Biden is toast.
There's no way he's running.
He'll either fake die, have Gavin Newsom slip in.
There's a remote chance the DNC will run him and take this as a mulligan and give up.
Because I think they have a chance with Gavin Newsom.
I can't believe I'm saying that.
The guy destroyed California, one of the most wealthy and beautiful states.
It's not just got Hollywood.
Northern California has farmers and it's big sur.
It's fucking beautiful.
It's an incredible state.
Don't think of it as just the junkies in L.A. and the faggots in Hollywood.
It's a great place.
But he destroyed it.
But he's still the best they got.
The real buzz going around is Hillary replacing Biden.
Okay.
I think that's also taking a mulligan.
They know she won't win, but why not?
You know what?
Having Hillary and speaking of Little League is when you're 10 runs ahead, sometimes they'll let a guy pitch who's never pitched before just so he can experience pitching because the game, we're already going to win it.
So that might be what they're doing, letting Hillary pitch because we're at a mercy right now.
I don't fucking know.
What is this now?
Because this cannot be real life.
It just can't.
We're America.
God.
I hate him.
I know.
Tucker was asked, would you ever have Jon Stewart on?
And Tucker goes, yeah.
And the interviewer said, make for great TV.
And he goes, yeah, that's true.
I mean, I did it with Chris Cuomo, but I just, I hate him so much.
I don't know if I could be impartial.
What else have we got here?
So plants and animals, I saw a thing on robots.
Kevin Neal.
I have a bunch of silly shit We could probably just get to with the wheel.
But did I have any other breaking news that's very important to discuss?
The merger, last night's mayhem, fish tank.
Yeah, I think we're ready for the Godwheel.
Okay.
Well, that's good because so am I. Oh, good.
You just play the interstitial then.
And just making sure, you did say you said the Godwheel, right?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Unfortunate.
There's something else playing, so I will pause that because I think maybe you think I'm saying, let's do the competence crisis and you're doing a bit where you seem incompetent?
I said the God Wheel.
We were not.
Oh, the God Wheel.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Your beer.
The God Wheel.
Epic.
We've got a great interview we're doing later that we'll play during this holiday week next week.
I have a headache from the four or five beers I had yesterday.
I used to drink half a bottle of whiskey a day.
You'll notice with people like us who were brutal drinkers and then we slow down, we won't stop criticizing drinkers and rolling our eyes and going, oh, another glass of wine, aunt.
Okay.
Also, please check out my comedy show, July 2nd.
Go to, well, go to my pinned tweet on Twitter.
But what is the website?
Show my pinned tweet on Twitter.
TrinityProductions.ca.
The beauty of being old and having money and being established and have already sown your economic oats is, I don't really care if this bombs, but I have a strong feeling it's going to be an absolute catastrophe.
I think 50 people will show up.
Remember their first comedy show in Vegas?
Was it Vegas or Florida?
Where it was just that massive crowd and that return cameraman filming from behind the whole time?
Orlando.
Orlando.
it's been really good for like promoting like showing that those are bomb ass shows from that angle And it's supply and demand.
So you do a comedy show, there's hundreds of people, you go, all right, this is a viable thing.
And then when it comes down to 50, that's God, nature, the market saying, all right, I think we're full.
That's enough, G-Dog.
Thank you very much.
But the repeat venues didn't help with that.
The what?
The repeat venues.
No, I'm talking.
This show is barely 50 people, bro.
And then the virtual is like six.
Are people afraid if they go there that they're going to be Martin?
I hope so.
I hope that they're scared that there's going to be NT4 or something.
That'd be a great reason.
Yeah.
I hope it's not just lack of demand, though I'm suspicious.
But the other fun thing, too, about being in this position is if it's a total flop, then I can, you know, that'll be funny, too.
You know what I could see?
Playing to two people.
Not even kidding.
So let's say I'm afraid I'm in Canada.
First of all, I sound like this.
Second of all, I don't want to put my info online to buy a ticket.
Maybe if I could just pick up a ticket when I get there and you don't have to get me information.
Erg.
Oh, really?
Well, never, never.
What do you think?
Tickets at the door are always a thing here in the U.S. of A. Ryan, do you have severe blunt forced trauma to the head?
We've done about 50 shows together.
They're always TBA at the venue and there's no ticket sold at the door ever.
But that's because we're like evil and banned and we don't want people going there.
Well, that's the scenario.
I think ticket sales at the door will be good, Gav.
I've done 30 shows with you.
That's never been possible.
Oh, really?
What?
I mean, I'm interested in you now.
It's like, you know what you're like?
Biden fans.
I'm not mad.
Oh, yeah.
They're interested in these albino tigers.
You should follow Biden wins on Twitter.
It's the most delusional thing you've ever seen.
Okay, pull up one of those.
I'm not familiar with that.
I thought he did great.
Okay, my computer's booting, but that gives us time to spin the Godwheel.
Let's go to a wide, ready, and...
Proud boys.
Oh, I'm actually glad that came up.
I was just discussing a chapter.
I think he might be a chapter president down in Florida who was just arrested.
Stand back.
Stand by.
Proud boys.
Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
Antifa is an idea, not an organization.
You got it, not malicious.
Stand back.
Stand by.
Stand by.
During the mayhem of Bobby's wastedness, he said, can I get back in the club?
I assume he means the show.
And I go, yeah, of course, dude.
I think it's funny when someone's wasted.
It was good content, really.
Even Eddie being a total catastrophe, that's, am I wrong?
I think that's good content.
I mean, it's like one of our regular guys turns into a whackpacker.
So I promote it.
But he goes, can I get back in the club?
I go, you mean the show?
Of course.
And he goes, no, the proud boys.
It's like, all right, well, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
I just go, are you high?
I mean, A, you were never in that club.
B, it's not up to me.
What do you think I'm going to be like?
All right, I'll talk to some dudes, but they're really mad that you were wasted last night.
On my show.
On my show.
Everybody at your wife's party was pretty upset with you.
Wait a minute.
What in the Sam hell did I not fucking now?
I got to go through Maddie's texts to find it.
And that is several thousand.
Gavin, I'm not impressed with you.
You're supposed to put the things in the doohickey.
Well, maybe you could look it up.
Proud Boy Arrested.
You might find it before I do.
I don't think people realize that guys are still getting arrested for January 6th.
It's got to be one of the craziest events of our time.
Two years of absolute mayhem from the left.
Then the right fucks up once, and it was a fuck-up.
I'm not saying it wasn't, but it was a pretty minor.
There it is.
Florida Proud Boy in quotes arrested for assaulting law enforcement and other charges during a January 6th Capitol breach.
Wait, that sounds like kind of fair for once, doesn't it?
Troy Vincent, Florida man and member of the Proud Boy.
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Florida Man, and remember the Proud Boys, was arrested today for assaulting law enforcement and other charges What's with your desktop?
Can you just show your desktop for a second here?
Sure.
Oops.
No.
Oops, I have to blur all that out.
Okay, forget it.
Wait, here it is.
That's all my stuff.
Why don't you just have that in a folder?
I never use the desktop, so those are all just screenshots of faces that I use.
Doesn't it bother you that your desktop is just strewn with garbage?
No.
This computer does a certain amount of function.
That would bother me on my other computer, so my other computer is a little more organized than this.
Well, why don't you show your office while you brag about how organized you are?
Oh, I'm not saying my office is nice, so.
Okay, let's see that.
So you're on a TV show, yet you have your suit and your shirt just hanging on your set with on-air sitting on the floor for some reason.
I mean, at least get rid of those stupid suits, get those off.
People aren't seeing the rest, which is like Zins all over the ground and a pile of clothes that I would say is six feet high.
This is like when I was single, I would go to a girl's house.
Remember that?
I do remember that.
You go to a girl's house, her studio apartment in the East Village, and there is, it looks like three Grimaces are having an orgy, but it's her dirty laundry.
Just a mountain of dirty laundry.
And then they have a mattress on the floor.
They have a TV that has a VCR.
I'm going way back because I'm old.
I haven't been single in 23 years.
And then the dishes are piled up to the ceiling.
And then you open their fridge, and it's just a rice thing from the Chinese takeout.
And then just condiments.
If you add weed and cigarettes, my ex that smoked weed and cigarettes, like ashtrays and like blunt pieces like of the paper all over the place.
That adds a really substantial probably still are.
Maybe.
It's amazing.
I think it's because the mom, like boomer moms think it's sexist to show their daughters how to cook and clean.
So as empowerment, they didn't do it.
And they're just, you go to a dude's house.
I don't know.
It seemed a lot better.
Am I being sexist?
I mean, my house was pretty cool.
When I had a studio apartment, it had a theme.
I built some shelves.
Anyway, sorry.
Ooh, I know what I'm doing, by the way, about my office.
So I'm going to have, in place of this.
Are you setting up for the mailbag?
Am I supposed to click in Ryan?
Shut up?
No.
Okay, let's hear this amazing story.
All right, so right over here, underneath Our Lady Guadalupe, next to the on-air sign, there's going to be a small plant, fake plant there, and then a big fake plant here, palms, probably.
That just ruined the show.
That was a total waste of time.
I don't want you doing that.
That sucks.
It's my little zone.
Fake plants are like fake tits.
They hurt God's feelings.
A Florida man and member of the Prowl Boys organization was arrested today for assaulting law enforcement and other charges related to his alleged conduct during the Jan 6, 2021 breach of the U.S. Capitol.
His alleged actions and the actions of others disrupted a joint session of the U.S. Congress convened to ascertain and count the electoral votes related to the 2020 presidential election.
So they don't say that he did it on purpose, the disruption, but they say it did disrupt.
So this is interesting because this relates to the Enron rule that was just overturned.
So it must be a very intense day for Troy Vincent Garrett, 48 of South Florida.
I wonder if we can talk to him.
I wonder if I know him.
Okay.
Let's check.
The FBI arrested Garrett today in Stewart, Florida.
He made his initial appearance in the South District of Florida.
Unfucking real.
Let's check in on this evil organization that terrorizes homosexuals, okay?
So if you go to the Google Docs and you look at the first one, they have to make their own blogs to get the word out.
So there was this guy, Jeremy Scott Hobbs, sweetheart.
He's doing a Drag Queen story hour.
Proud Boys show up.
This is in Columbus, Georgia.
And they say, this isn't happening.
The police show up and they say, get lost.
These guys have lasers on them.
The Proud Boys.
There's snipers on the roof to stop them stopping this guy, Jeremy Scott Hobbes.
And then the next day he puts out a thing.
This is actually on my Twitter.
He puts out a thing thanking the Columbus, Georgia police for doing an excellent job of showing up en masse to take down these evil proud boys.
And then we discover that Jeremy Scott Hobbs has, who denies the groomers or anything, has a house full of guns and drugs and roofies and date rape drugs.
Jeremy Scott Hobbs is promptly arrested.
It turns out he's a fucking disgusting meth head pervert who we don't have evidence that he rapes kids, but he's got the duels and he's ready to rock.
And the LGBTQ community is still on Jeremy's side, despite him associating with child molesters, here you can see the yet-to-be-charged pastor of the Covenant Church in Columbus, Coley Williams, conversing online with the arrested leader of Colgay Pride, the most prominent child molestation grooming operation in Columbus, Georgia.
Colgay Pride, give Cobra credit call, let them know they're child sex grooming.
So the trans-LGBTQ angle with this is that Proud Boys are just homophobes that don't want kids knowing that gays are normal, which is, that's such an out there version of events.
Proud boys would not show up if it was Drag King story hour and it was just a woman with a fake mustache wearing a suit.
No problem.
They obviously wouldn't give a shit if it was over 18.
As they say, 18 and up, we don't show up.
But when you're dressed like a whore, a stripper, and you're reading to kids, we don't want that.
We don't, let me put it very simply.
We don't want strippers reading to kids.
The gay thing is not a huge factor.
All right.
All right, let's do one more.
I'd like to do three of these.
This is a letter we got.
AI thinks that proud boys are Swedish fags.
Okay.
It's not an accusation I get a lot.
Occasionally people will call you a Swedish fag, and it hurts.
Oh, so he put Swedish, in Sweden, he put into, I guess, Swedish AI, Proud Boys rally in the year 3000.
Is there a Swedish EI?
I guess he's in Sweden?
Huh.
And what do you got?
Is that sent only to you?
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry.
Yes, Ryan.
Because I've typed it in and I've copied and pasted it and I'm left like an a-hole here.
All right, all right.
I feel like it, well.
Sorry.
I'm a moron.
The subject of this is AI thinks proud boys are Swedish fags.
Competence crisis.
And he's got a bunch of pictures here where, I don't know, Swedish fags look pretty good.
AI thinks proud boys are Swedish fags.
Got it.
I just emailed it to you.
And I have it, and I'm happy.
Okay.
Not gay.
Gay.
They look pretty good.
They're all you, but different.
Yeah.
They all look better than proud boys.
Oh, there's me.
In general.
Yeah, we've got a rice ball in the back.
That's a pretty good name for the show.
Rice ball in the back.
No, we've got a rice ball in the back.
And show the other one.
Space Force Proud Boys.
What the?
Also incredibly sexy.
I think AI thinks I'm sexy.
I see one here.
And then a link.
His page not found.
Okay, let's try again.
Boy, we look like assholes on this free episode.
Not a great way to launch the new network, is it?
You look bad.
I've got an emergency here.
Ready?
I got the second one.
It's worth the wait.
Look at that.
Look at that.
There it is.
Gotta remember to delete the stories when we've already discussed them.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, it's Prowboys again.
Oh.
That's why I left it that way.
Okay, this is confusing.
Why is God doing this?
Why question the Lord?
I do not.
Sounds good to me, I believe this is called.
But when I look up Sounds Good to Me, I don't get that in the subject.
C email sounds good to me.
Okay, looking.
I see it.
You do?
6224.
My family and I are trying to find a new city to move and stumbled upon this glowing review of a city in Tennessee.
We will be heading there ASAP.
This person left a one-star review.
It says, with hate groups such as the Proud Boys running around unchecked, hate-spewing Southern Baptists and Christian conservatives, Cookville is not a place for anyone of color or LGBTQ to live.
Okay, so it's notable that God sent us back to the same subject.
What's the name of this town?
Gavinville.
No, it's covered by the camera.
Here we go.
It's just a city in Tennessee.
We'll have to ask them.
Cookville.
God is telling me to move there.
Cookville?
Cookville, Tennessee.
With an E?
That's right.
Cookville with an E. Okay, you know what's fun?
A fun way to check out a place?
You go to Instagram.
Oh, I can't do Instagram on this computer.
You go to Instagram and then you look up that place.
And you don't get the stupid, you know, Getty images.
You get the real real.
You get, well, it's still very, you know, biased.
Oh.
Okay, that's fun.
I like that.
Water?
They got water in there?
That's a hotel, bro.
They have clouds.
Beautiful water things.
We don't have water or clouds here.
They got bands.
There's a pretty lady getting coffee.
Kevin, that's a fish.
Someone with dots on their face.
Someone has a tattoo.
There's a fish there.
Oh, that looks like a chicken.
Oh, here's a queer.
Sycamore Church of Christ.
That adds up.
A freshly minted resident premier ladyboy of Cookville.
I thought it's not safe for them there.
This might be a joke.
No, you don't put on that much makeup as a joke.
Is that not just a Snapchat filter?
And it's like, haha, get it.
You think it does the chains, too?
Well, let's check out his feed.
You can borrow your girl's chains.
No, he seems pretty committed to this joke.
Yeah.
His being gay joke involves taking dicks up his ass.
Great Nazi.
I love the Humalone movie.
The first two.
I like the one where there's a Christmas tree in New York.
You like the one Donald Trump was in.
Donald Trump was in that one?
Oh, I knew it.
Yeah, Donald Trump is in that one.
We told you Blink's a little Nazi.
There's no way.
Okay, enough, enough, enough.
I still can't tell if that's a joke or not.
There's some cool guys playing some music here.
If you go down more, more, way more.
What are you doing?
There.
Well, no, it's not the one, but okay.
She looks a little liberal to me.
Dizzyagami.
You can't be liberal and play bluegrass, whatever that is.
Well, it's literally blue.
I'm scared of the heat.
It's called vote bluegrass.
The closer we get to this looming date to move down south, the more I scare.
When are we going to do it?
But God just said go to Cookville, Tennessee.
Okay.
With that being said, I'm going to say goodbye to the freeloaders now.
You have no excuse.
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And Compound we will also be incorporating all their archives.
So we did the math recently, and it's three.
What are you saying?
Why are you interrupting me?
Nick Oakes, prisoner from January 6th prison.
Yeah, let's take that call.
Well, we'll do it behind the paywall.
No, no, no.
Let's do it.
Okay, fine, fine.
This is Nick Oakes calling from prison to post this breaking news.
To accept this call, press 5.
Turn it up.
You may begin speaking now.
Hey, brother.
Hey, Nick!
Dude.
Yeah, dude, I don't know what to say.
It's not a slam dunk.
Fuck.
Okay, who told you that?
What are yourself?
My brain, like, I'm trying to watch TV and figure this out.
There's different opinions.
But check it out.
So, me, like, I'm sure everyone on their list of 52 people with the only charge and 27 people still locked up with that only charge pleaded guilty, which legally takes your ability away to fight anything.
All right?
But the way you would fight is with something called a 2255 that challenges your conviction.
I'm barred from that, right?
Unless my lawyer sucks.
That's the only legal reasoning.
However, if you have no procedural way to correct an injustice that the Supreme Court declares, you can do what's called a 2241 that acts as a 2255, which I am not barred from doing.
Just could get it back in my judge's desk.
And it should be enough because the standard, they said, was not met by January 6th motherfuckers.
That's the legal opinion.
Legally speaking, I'm innocent.
I just don't have a way to clear it, except I think I do.
So if I can do that, I don't know how long it's going to take.
And here's the problem.
My judge just doesn't follow the rules.
And what that means in practice, we're going to find out.
Also, look, the Justice Department is going to come up with some shit, I guess maybe in a week or something, I don't know when, that says how they're responding to this.
They could conceivably just let me go.
Maybe they just let me go and say, here's your new charges.
Maybe they let me go and then do that later.
Maybe they let me go and do nothing.
Maybe they don't let me go.
But they, apparently, and I don't know how this shit works, the DOJ has to say what they're doing as far as sentences.
I don't know how they would even have authority.
They're not the judge.
I don't know, and no one knows.
Like, everyone's cheering, and it's good news, but I'm still here, and I don't know how I'm not going to be yet.
Right.
Yeah, like, where did we go from here?
Yeah, so the thing is, all right, there's some weird shit with this.
This opinion was written by Justice Roberts, the Chief Justice, right?
He's a lukewarm motherfucker, like, you know how it is.
And so I was really hoping that Thomas would write the thing, but it was Roberts.
So he didn't say anything that would kick J6 out of there.
And he said the important thing, which is the standard wasn't met.
But I'd have to read the whole decision to really totally make sense of it.
And everybody apparently chimed in.
I don't know what he spent.
But even America's sweetheart, Justice Kentaji Brown Jackson, yeah, she came down on my side.
Wow.
That's big.
I used to see that coming.
Trust me.
So it could have some good stuff in there.
I just don't know what it is.
And until I read every word, like the news heads are doing now, I don't really know if it helps.
Am I allowed to email that to you through?
Yeah, if you could, because no one else is, man.
I'll tell you that.
It might take a couple emails.
I don't know how long it is.
There's a 1,300 character limit, but that'd be massive, dog.
I would love to read that.
Or I could read it to you if it's not long enough.
And what would it be called?
How do I find that?
It's the majority opinion on the Fisher case.
I guess SupremeCourt.gov or whatever.
Fisher case with a CH?
Can I?
Fisher CH, I think.
Hey, Nick, can you hear me?
Can you hear Gavin?
He's yelling.
Can you hear me?
I can just put you on with him.
Hold on.
Oh, okay.
Hello, you.
I can't hear you, but I assume what you're asking is about my situation.
Right free yet.
It's good news, but we'll see what happens.
No, no, I was just going to say, here's a very...
This was on Fox News.
SCOTUS has overturned the DOJ's use of the Enron-era obstruction of an official proceeding in J6 cases 1512C2.
The court says 1512 was not used unlawfully when prosecuting President Donald Trump and 350-plus J6ers.
A massive win for restoring true justice in this country.
Yeah, it's a massive win unless your plea agreement says fuck off forever, which mine does.
So that should be something to get around.
There's some obscure legal mechanisms for when you're totally fucked and there's no way to fight it, but the Supreme Court says otherwise.
And I can use one to three of these things to get my charge, which is now illegal.
Yeah.
So worst case scenario, how much time is left on your sentence?
The whole thing.
Which is what?
Four more years?
No.
With FSA, which is Trump's Get Out of Jail Quicker Card, I might have a year left.
I should have less than a year, but they're keeping people in prison longer right now because they say the halfway houses are full in Florida, which they're not.
But like you just do extra time.
Okay, so worst case scenario is one and a half years.
Best case scenario is zero to six months.
Yeah.
Okay.
Sorry, but that sounds like good news To me, not really.
I'm going fucking insane.
My kid took his first steps yesterday, and I need to be out.
You know what I mean?
Look, it's not just getting out.
If I get out with this, I don't have a criminal record.
Right.
Period.
Like, nothing.
This is my only charge.
You see?
Yeah, that's huge.
Yeah.
All right, man.
We got to get back to the show.
Just real quick.
All right.
Cheers.
Majority opinion, Fisher.
Case comments.
Yeah, we don't have time for that.
And you're going to send that to him anyway.
You could read it to him over the phone, right?
Yep.
All right, folks.
So we're going behind the paywall now.
We'll continue with this.
We'll probably get more calls from people in prison.
And you have what I was going to say before we were so rudely interrupted by Nick Oakes.
We did the math, and it's 3.65 trillion hours of content when you amalgamate compound that was been around for 10 years.
I started there.
And this show that's been around for, wait a minute.
I've been with you for six years.
Maybe eight years.
I only did two years with Anthony.
Something like that.
So we have two decades of content here.
And of course, new shit every single day, even when we go away for vacation, which we're doing next week.
So until then, get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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