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Feb. 16, 2024 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S5E55 - MINI EPISODES (FREE PART)

In order to show the freeloaders what we do here, Gavin crammed a normal episode into the first half. Then we did another one behind the wall. The God Wheel chose: Feminism, the War on Kids, the Competence Crisis, and LGBTQ.

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Get down, girl, go ahead, go ahead, get down.
	Indictments she made.
	That's a great jam.
	Can you zoom out so people can see that whole thing?
	Of course.
	Really, we're gonna zoom out in a way that nobody's ever seen before.
	Oh, Trump!
	Yes, it's me.
	I'm here.
	Loving it.
	Doing it.
	Ramble Ramble.
	Doing Ramble.
	That's the second time this week we've had a song that's starring Tucker or Donald Trump rapping.
	Rapping, saying, doing.
	We get whatever we want.
	By the way, speaking of Donald Trump, you have a coloring book, I understand.
	It's true.
	It's a beautiful, magnificent, all-color coloring book.
	After you color it, of course, it comes black and white with those beautiful bold lines.
	Well, I'm trying to get you to read the ad, genius.
	Well, I am a genius, thank you very much, and really we're gonna search the email for it, as this is a novel precedent, right?
	Me, the president, reading the ads.
	We call them the ads, because that's what they are.
	You'll get the next one.
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	The way this show is going to go, I'm going to do free 40 minutes with the sponsors.
	Say a few news things, but I want to have the God wheel take over where we let the forces of nature decide what we talk about.
	And then I'm going to go behind the paywall and do another 40 minutes.
	I got to get to the airport, so we might not even get 40 plus 40.
	It might be 35 plus 35.
	But I'm on Purple Works, and that's why I'm so able to fucking kick ass and do this show.
	So quickly, I worked out this morning, I boxed I think I told you Larry tried on my prescription sunglasses, and he said oh, I can't wear these they got medicine in these I Think he was trying to say prescription But today I just fucked the dog Purpleworks, that's not a great ad for Purpleworks, but I didn't feel like going, so I came to the studio first, took some Purpleworks, started to get the sprinkle, the prickle, what are they called?
	Tingles, prickles.
	The tingles.
	Prickles.
	And I was like, oh, I gotta get rid of these.
	So I ran to the gym, did a bunch of rounds with Larry, was blocking better than ever before, doing a cross block, the old Floyd Mayweather.
	And then, fuckin' after a few rounds of that, just did the speed bag and 50 sit-ups and 20 push-ups.
	And I thought, I gotta get to work.
	Sometimes you do light bad work and it's pretty good.
	Like Canelo, he just hits the bag very lightly.
	Yeah, and it's kind of inspiring to be like, oh, you don't need to like smash the thing.
	Yeah, you don't want to get a boxer's fracture.
	Yeah, my wrists are always hurting.
	But you want to practice power.
	You know what I've been doing to get my power up is using 18 ounce gloves.
	And then I can fucking nail the bag and not worry about it.
	And then, of course, when you're sparring, you go down to 16 ounce so you will hurt your opponent.
	You're supposed to do the opposite, but I'm a street kid.
	No, I'm just a shitty liar.
	No, I'm not a shitty liar, I'm a cheater.
	Those are power shots, actually.
	Yeah, those are murderous.
	But I've seen a lot of him just hitting lightly.
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	I invented my own workout.
	I got my son a weight bench and I was like, I'm going to do this because I didn't go to the gym last Friday, a week ago.
	Today is this Friday.
	Here's proof.
	Zendaya, who is a 4.9, had a C3PO costume on.
	And then proposed Brooklyn School be dedicated to genderful ed for preteens.
	Oh, good.
	Not great.
	Not proud of this, but I found this very funny.
	My friend Jesse says mid 3PO.
	And then I commented N2D2.
	Oh, that sounds like a pun.
	It's a text thing.
	It's a text thing?
	This is text.
	I'm just showing you a Twitter post.
	Well, the author of that pun was a guy named Ryan Rivera.
	- Yeah, that's a technicality, I didn't say a pun.
	And now I'm thrown off course as usual.
	What was I talking about before your shitty joke?
	Well, mid-DPR.
	Oh yeah, last Friday I didn't...
	I didn't work out, so I just went to my garage, and I had 15, 15, and then the bar is 45, right?
	So that's 75, 45, 55, 60, yeah.
	So I was doing squats with it, and pull-ups and whatever these are called, chin-ups.
	Nope.
	And squats made my back hurt, because it was just a bare bar on my back.
	The next morning I woke up, I did, so I did 15 of each three times.
	And then my back was fucking killing the next day.
	I realized, we poo-poo the trainers, but I do think they have a good concept of what your limits are.
	And they don't go over them.
	Because when I took the law into my own hands, I almost got arrested.
	Before we get to the God Wheel, a lot of shootings.
	I don't know, the thing about black crime in this country is, they're shooting like five, a weekend in Chicago was like 120 people shot.
	So when I hear about a trans shooter, he wasn't trans.
	Okay, it's a chick named Jeff.
	And you're telling me that the person wasn't trans?
	But anyway, when they shoot and kill one person, no, the only person that died with a tranny was themselves.
	It wasn't trans.
	Okay, it was a woman named Jeff.
	Have you ever met a woman named Jeff?
	Sounds pretty trans to me.
	Well, it was a Nazi.
	Why?
	Because they were anti-Semitic.
	How'd you get that?
	Well, it said Palestine on their gun.
	Okay, so that's a lefty, I'm afraid.
	That's a Marxist.
	You can't pin that on us.
	But I don't know.
	I didn't cover it this week because I don't really care.
	I'm sorry.
	And then the Kansas City shooting, it looks like it was just some fucking stupid kids, black thugs, who got into an argument.
	And because this demographic, hood rats, don't think people have souls, instead of just going, I'm mad at you, they just fucking, they sprayed bullets like this.
	In a circle shooting it at random strangers in their beef.
	So they said it was a white man.
	I heard guys on our side saying it was terrorists.
	Can we stop doing this, please?
	Can we stop after every shooting trying to make it about us?
	Oh, it was a mod.
	Hmm.
	Looks like the punks were right.
	Mods are assholes.
	Like the right is always trying to find it out if it was a trans shooter or something, and the left is always trying to find out if it was a mega shooter and we can find them to be conservative.
	We've gone over this a hundred times.
	Most mass shooters are African-American, I'm afraid.
	You might not like it, but if you go by four and up, you're going to find predominantly black.
	Even if you go up to like 10 and up, you're going to find it's predominantly black.
	And I think the black, the white mass shooter, racist mass shooter is a myth.
	Even Dylan Roof, well we have a picture of him with a confederate flag and he shot up a black church.
	Yeah, he had black friends who liked him.
	He was just a weirdo.
	And the pattern that we've discovered is, if you wanna find a cultural group that conducts a lot of mass shootings, and you wanna take the numbers really high, let's go like 11, 15, you're gonna find it's Muslims are disproportionate.
	As far as disproportionate and the majority at the same time, you're gonna end up with blacks.
	But as far as the overall supergroup, you're going to find it's mentally ill.
	So gun control is not going to be a factor.
	Okay.
	It's a hard loss.
	That's not funny.
	How many died at the Kansas City thing?
	I just thought it was three injured.
	Yeah.
	They always say if there's lots of deaths and few casualties, it's a white shooter.
	And if it's lots of casualties and a few deaths, it's a black shooter.
	So those are the assholes.
	No way, bro.
	But they were just like getting lippy with each other and started shooting.
	Like it was a video game.
	No way, bro.
	One dead.
	23 injured, one dead.
	Not terrorism.
	We thought it was.
	Some fan had to take down the shooter.
	That's... I didn't number these.
	I forgot.
	So that's after one dead.
	You know what I like about this?
	He kept pounding him in the ribs.
	Nice.
	The ribs are a very underrated place to punch.
	He either jarred the gun out of his hand or out of his sleeve because as I'm taking him down to the ground I see the gun on the ground.
	So I take him down and I put all my body weight on him and then another good Samaritan comes over and is helping me because I kind of got him high and the other guy gets him around his waist and we're just putting our weight on him.
	That's not cool.
	Cool him down.
	Anyway, I'm sorry I didn't cover either of those shootings this week, but I don't really care.
	I'm afraid to say.
	There's no real pattern there.
	Trump, are you ready to read the Trumptastic?
	Of course I am, really.
	We're going to read it in a very strong fashion.
	But with Trump.
	Or should I do another?
	Because you didn't do anything that whole time.
	Well, I got the copyright up, but I don't have my wig or my head.
	Why not?
	Because I figured we would show the... don't we want to show the actual fantastic book?
	Well, we want to do both!
	Okay, that's tough.
	Yeah, you're gonna need another read.
	Okay.
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	Okay, so I gotta work this out correctly 'cause what I wanna do here is a mini episode.
	The problem with this free episode is we tend to talk about the fun, silly things, and then we get into the meat and it's gone.
	So you folks at home don't see the mailbag or the final video.
	And I think that's a crime.
	So let me do the math here.
	That's going to get to 10, and then 10, 20, 30, 40, 45, 45.
	All right, so let's dive into some of the Godwheel.
	We have a new song for the Godwheel, Ryan.
	Is that cued up?
	No.
	Well, when we get, I sent it to you and we got it as an email.
	The second you get that, you should have that in the Godwheel box.
	Got a wheel box coming on.
	People always ask me, how do you how do you come up with stuff to say every day for an hour And I'm like...
	It is time.
	It's time for the God Wheel.
	Oh, that was heavy.
	That was cool.
	And he timed it perfectly.
	That was just a random baby monster, show watcher.
	It was time.
	Who decided that he'd like to contribute.
	Let me just scooch that over here.
	And my answer to these people when they say, how do you, I go, I can't cut it down.
	Like I have six pages of feminism on my Google Docs.
	There's too much to talk about.
	That's the problem with this insane, even 2024.
	Well I've got to go away next week and Monday we got this whole deep dive into Jamaican music and Jamaican culture and the history of that country and the conflict and why it's so fucking dangerous to be there and why they can't get their garbage under control, why they have curfews and when we can't drive alone and then Tuesday I got like an hour and a half on aviation and that doesn't include the incompetence in the aviation I should say.
	That doesn't include all the times we've covered it in the past.
	So like I have like 10 major aviation catastrophes this year and there's been more than 10.
	So the aviation special on Tuesday is just a sample of how bad things are getting in the skies.
	Even God is like whoa!
	Because he can see it, he's right up there.
	That joke sucked.
	I didn't even know, I didn't even register it as a joke.
	Well, it kind of was.
	I took it as a comment.
	It's more word art.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Subjective.
	As you can see on the show, if you don't really watch it, we discuss Proud Boys, we discuss, I guess this is racism.
	We discuss the war on kids.
	We discuss the competence crisis, and we often focus on aviation.
	We discuss the LGBTQ community.
	We discuss my pet Biden.
	He reaches new levels of low on a regular basis.
	We have the final video at the end of everything.
	We have feminists.
	We have me in the news.
	It's my least favorite subject and we'll probably avoid it if it lands there.
	And then we have useless black female politicians, which I think the reason there are so many of them is They click two diversity buttons at once.
	So people are lazy and they go, we need a politician.
	And women tend to define elections.
	That's why you end up with Justin Trudeau.
	So if we can find anyone have any black woman and some random loser, like the super mayor who's in, where is she?
	Idaho or something?
	And they go, okay, we'll get you, no matter how corrupt you are.
	She really is one for the books.
	What is her name?
	I was just watching her before the show.
	All you have to do is look up Super Mayor.
	That's her title, by the way.
	She came up with Super Mayor.
	She's so incompetent.
	Tiffany A. Hanyard.
	Kansas City.
	Tiffany A. Hanyard.
	And her handle on Twitter is Tiffany4President.
	Is it for President or for Prez?
	For Prez.
	I think it's Tiff for Prez, but she she spends all her money on parties that she denies and She got that she's her Kansas City is so bankrupt right now that uh Yeah, Kansas City mayor.
	Wait, is this the right one Denver mayor?
	Oh, no.
	No, I'm not So she does a Chicago suburb.
	But did you see what she just did there?
	It's sort of like Fannie Willis' testimony.
	Anytime you dip your toes into anything with her, it's fucking gold.
	Like, she's just reading a letter she wrote to herself saying, how come everyone always criticizing you?
	How come they never talk about the good stuff?
	That's a great question.
	Look at her.
	She looks like a clown.
	So much so, it's also the name of her charity.
	The Tiffany Henyard Cares Foundation posts videos highlighting walks... So anyway, I think we already showed that.
	She is so behind on the city budget that the bank is going to confiscate police cars.
	And her response to all this is racism.
	Who knows?
	That might be where we end up.
	So let's let the forces out there.
	Not me.
	I'm not deciding here.
	This is a higher power.
	God is his name.
	God, what should we talk about today on the free Friday show of Get Off My Lawn on Censored.com?
	It is time for the God wheel.
	Huh.
	The competence crisis.
	Now, you're going to get a huge dose of aviation on Tuesday, so we'll avoid aviation, but as you know, we have decided to absolve ourselves of merit and meritocracy.
	For some reason, the system that nature set up, where tall black men are good in the NBA, so they dominate the NBA, has been ruled out.
	And if there's too many Asians at a fancy college, we have to change that.
	In other words, we're playing God.
	And what happens when you play God?
	You get punished.
	A lot of more.
	Stalin decided he was gonna feed people, and everyone ended up dead.
	Four to seven million ended up dead.
	So, the competence crisis is a dumb move, and the reason that I love this background is, it's not just diversity.
	It's not just, oh, you demanded that straight white males are out, and gays, people of color, and women are in.
	No, no, there's all kinds of other things involved in the competence crisis.
	Millennials being addicted to their phones losing their economic libido because illegal aliens were doing all their work greed Bureaucracy it's it's one of my favorite subjects because it's so vast and the only thing that that unifies it all is The fact that we are avoiding nature, we're avoiding doing letting the best person win and Why can't I find this?
	It's way down.
	I don't think it's been touched in a while.
	Okay.
	The first one is Matt Walsh.
	Matt Walsh?
	He mentions at 710.
	He mentions the words competence crisis?
	Yeah.
	I didn't invent the term.
	So, this probably shouldn't be here.
	One thing I should say, I was bragging earlier about how much data I have saved up and how many subjects I can talk about.
	I'll see something that a baby monster will send in like, Matt Walsh said, competence crisis.
	And my fucking retard brain, my rat brain will go, oh, competence crisis?
	Cut pace, competence crisis.
	Without going, is this worthy of discussion?
	So Matt Walsh said competence crisis.
	Let's see if it's... Her team, her team came up with this, which just shows you that, you know, it shows you how incompetent, like the crisis of incompetence is nationwide at this point and especially in politics, right?
	And yeah, Nikki Haley's presidential campaign is fake.
	It's not going in.
	Okay.
	It's a crisis of incompetence.
	I have no idea how old this photo is.
	Funny though.
	This is sent in from a baby monster.
	I've noticed signs are getting worse.
	I noticed the dollar sign is on the wrong side more often than not.
	And it's like, I was watching this new show, not new show, old show.
	No, no, that's not the right one.
	You look up the email that says competency crisis.
	I have no idea how old this photo is, JS.
	I'm watching this show, Person of Interest.
	I've been trying to get away from woke shows.
	Every show I put on, I wanted just a vigilante who they killed his family and he's going and shooting bad guys.
	It's every man's fantasy.
	It's Death Wish 1, 2, 3, 4.
	And so I saw some real, and it was an old show on Amazon Prime called Person of Interest.
	And I go, I see a white nerd, white male nerd and a white male green beret kicking ass and doing equalizer type stuff.
	Perfect.
	So I put in the first episode and into my DVR and it's these innocent little black and Puerto Rican thugs on the train.
	And then who are the bad guys?
	Just like the beekeeper, the bad guys are the rich white kids.
	And they're even like chasing thugs away on the train.
	And that's the evil villain in the first episode is a rich white kid who's like a wigger.
	And obviously I'm annoyed by that particular demographic, but okay.
	And then who's the genius who's figured him out?
	It's the Letitia Henderson, whatever her name is.
	Uh, she's the, the chief of police.
	Okay.
	Strike two.
	And then there's this thug who robbed a drug dealer and killed them all and took the money.
	And you go, yeah, I'm familiar with that phenomenon.
	No, the cops are doing it.
	That's the kid in the foreground there.
	The evil white cops are robbing drug dealers, taking the money and then blaming it on black kids and then having the black kids murdered in prison.
	So it was like four or five doozies.
	And then I watched the second episode and it was a lot less woke.
	And I thought, is this like a thing you do now?
	To get in?
	Like you make your first episode ultra woke and it gets past all the, I don't know, censors?
	And then now you can have a show.
	You're allowed.
	Is that what they do?
	Is what he's doing going undercover as a homeless man so that way he could attract people that would prey on that?
	No, he's literally a bum because they killed his family.
	And so he's just a drunk.
	And then this nerd discovers him and says, uh, Hey, I have all the, I have created this software that can see all crimes happening.
	And I designed it for terrorists, but it's turning up all this, like some woman wants to kill her husband so she can get his inheritance.
	And that's, uh, or his, sorry, his, uh, Life insurance.
	And that's coming up on this.
	So... Can you help?
	Can you be the equalizer?
	So the next episodes are kind of good.
	And this is a while ago, I think.
	I think this is like 2013 or something.
	Wait.
	Yeah.
	Isn't it funny how you just have to plow through all this woke shit that no one likes?
	Like Madame Web.
	No one is watching fucking Madame Web.
	Okay, so what does this say?
	Did you know Kansas City welcomes 25 million visitors anally?
	Poor cat.
	It really is the fag capital of the world.
	Ouch.
	Yowie.
	I would even, if I welcomed 25 visitors a year anally, I think I'd be into, dude, I think 12, one a month.
	I would have a sign that says population zero and it's staying that way.
	How many, how long does it take a straight man's ass to heal after a reaming?
	I'm going to go with five weeks, right?
	So 12 visitors anally.
	No, it's too many in the butt way too many.
	I think you could do I think you could do Ten ten visitors anally and you're not gonna enjoy it.
	But anyway, these are some coloring books that we got They arrived here at the studio and I didn't know it was our new customer.
	So Big John caught the cop and He goes, what are those?
	And I go, I don't know.
	Trump coloring books?
	He goes, oh, I'll take these to the bar.
	There's a couple liberals there, and I'll give them to them as gifts.
	So I don't have them.
	I'll have to get a new shipment.
	But Trump, do you want to tell us about these fantastic coloring books?
	Of course.
	They are called the Trumptastical coloring books.
	We've got a great new sponsor here, of course.
	It is a presidential creation of AI hallucinations.
	It's a fun and hilarious culling brick that features me in a variety of wacky situations, we call them.
	It's a product of a baby monster who used AI to generate some interesting scenarios involving, frankly, me.
	We've got Trump as a DJ, a quarterback, bodybuilder, skateboarder, and many more depictions of what God Emperor Trump himself could do.
	According to the AI.
	We opened it up and we said, wow, that's Trumptastical!
	Trumptastical has 40 amazing images of President Donald Me so strongly.
	All of the pages are single-sided, which means you don't need to worry about bleed-through.
	We hate the bleed-through, right?
	We're letting them in at record levels, but with me, we're not gonna let any in, right?
	There's gonna be no bleeding.
	You could tear out a page, put it on your wall, or keep Trumptastical as a novelty book On your coffee table.
	The high quality paper is thick enough that you could use for colored pencils, markers, even watercolors.
	And that is saying something, really.
	It's really tough.
	It's a great gift for any occasion.
	It's also a great way to relieve stress, okay?
	Imagine visiting all these liberal places.
	Grocery stores where they got CNN blasting and you go home and you color my face, you know, with this beautiful color.
	They say it's orange, but it's a lot more nuanced, right?
	We call it nuanced.
	So go to Trumptastical.com and use code, well there's no code, but you just go there.
	And when you buy the book, I want you to send a picture of your best decorated page to Sean, S-E-A-N, Sean, at censored.tv.
	And the winner at the end of February will get a free batch of Purple Works pre-workout or a Purple Works coffee of your choice.
	Just make sure to color within the lines, but color within the walls is funnier to say, right?
	Trumptastical.com.
	There are some of the beautiful images, me ripped, running around, playing guitar, and of course, DJing.
	Trumptastical.com.
	Thank you.
	So I got a flight later on, and speaking of woke, I gotta download a movie, I'll start now.
	Silent Night, that looks kinda good.
	John Woo.
	Sometimes I'm such a drunk that I'll rent a movie that looks awesome and then ten minutes in go, I've fucking already seen this.
	You dumbass.
	Look up Silent Night, the trailer.
	No, I don't think I've seen this.
	If you're on a plane, you gotta get action.
	Because if there's a kid next to you and it's even a rom-com and there's a sex scene, you're sitting there next to a child and there's like tits and people making out.
	You get action and it's just violence.
	Maybe a guy being a nice dad.
	Oh good, they killed his family?
	Alright, that's enough.
	I haven't seen that before.
	That looks like the perfect airplane show.
	Yes, rent.
	Don't ask me my fucking password, please.
	Oh, man.
	If this doesn't work, I'm gonna start to cry.
	Do not.
	Do you believe this shit?
	Every fucking time.
	I'm logged into my computer.
	I think my kids log me out of shit too because they're using the same accounts.
	Do you want to check this out in Competency Crisis while you look?
	It's a video of a lady saying things.
	She looks boxy and angry.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	I think I know what it is.
	What do you mean boxy?
	I don't know.
	She looks like square and then her face looks like crazy.
	Okay, go ahead.
	Six days Billy Partington of Wilkes-Barre was on the run after court papers say he was mistaken for his half-brother.
	30-year-old Billy Partington was locked up for months at the Luzerne County Correctional Facility on drug charges.
	This is, I'm gonna put together a list of all the, it's kind of already out there, all the idiocracies.
	I wanna do an article for Blaze about how we need to kill Scott Adams.
	No, not Scott Adams.
	Mike Judge, no.
	Mike, who's the guy who does idiocracy and everything?
	I thought that was Mike Judge, no?
	Yeah, Mike Judge?
	I can confirm.
	Because I always confuse him with the Yankee, or the baseball guy.
	Mike Judge.
	Mike Judge.
	Yeah.
	We have to kill Mike Judge.
	What if, hear me out here, what if I told you what the weather was going to be every day of next year and I was a hundred percent correct?
	That's no longer a good guesser.
	That is someone who has special powers, who's a danger to society.
	Now I'm either Jesus or Satan, right?
	If I do that, I'm either a blessed angel here to do good or a demonic demon who's here to do bad.
	Just kill me.
	It's not worth it.
	Well, we'd have to kill Alex Jones, too.
	No, he's not at a hundred percent.
	Mike Judge is at a hundred percent.
	I'll eat your ass.
	Or he's offended.
	We didn't mean it, Alex.
	We thought that... I will eat your ass!
	And what's the worst that can happen?
	Like, we had a guy that was magic and we got freaked out and killed him.
	He came back three days later.
	He wasn't even mad.
	So, on the off chance that this magic person might judge us evil, just, we should kill him.
	That's how I feel about E.T.
	Like if I was, back when I was a kid in the 70s on my BMX, if I saw that thing, I'd just be like, kill it!
	Fucking whip bricks at it to death.
	And I don't think that's so bad of a thing to do.
	To an alien.
	Because look at the pros and cons.
	What are the pros?
	Oh, they help us develop a medicine.
	Cons, we're food.
	So, uh...
	Yeah, so that is a guy, I don't know why you skipped the Reddit one, but that's a guy who, he just did what the guy did in Idiocracy, he jumped the line and went to the exit line.
	And we keep seeing these.
	Just last week after being charged with trespassing, terroristic threats, and assault charges.
	Drake was set to be released on bail on Friday, but he wasn't the Partington brother that was taken to booking.
	His half-brother, Billy, was.
	Police say Billy knowingly pretended to be his half-brother and looked enough like him in his photo on file that staff at the jail believed him, despite the nine-year age difference.
	Billy signed the release form as his half-brother, put on his personal clothing, and left.
	And it's great, because you still have to release the half-brother.
	He didn't do anything wrong.
	He did his time.
	Yeah, I wonder.
	That sounds like some sort of charge, like impersonating the person and tricking... What was that?
	Was that the PA homepage?
	That you link or the WNEP?
	That was WNEP.
	Okay.
	What's this next one?
	Same story, different toilet.
	Okay.
	Go back up one to this Reddit thing.
	This is You've got to take Reddit with a grain of salt.
	It's not exactly the most reliable news source, but you also have your spidey senses and you can kind of tell when a post is real.
	And I've been screaming this for a while.
	With all due respect to East Indians, our brown brethren, they come from a very corrupt country where it's do or die.
	And even if you're like a nun there, your mother Teresa and there's a charity running, it's totally corrupt and they're all stealing.
	There are no innocent people in India.
	Because they're dead.
	They're in the fucking river.
	They're being burned in that the most ancient town in the world.
	That weird thing with all the steps where they burn all the dead bodies in spiritual ceremonies.
	Vihumu or something.
	Some shithole.
	But uh...
	Yeah, there's basically innocence equals death in India.
	It's it's a brutal, overpopulated place where death is just sitting there.
	The Grim Reaper is just tapping his toes.
	Varanasi?
	Varanasi.
	It's pretty nasty.
	When they come here, they're The smartest of the bunch.
	That's why we think Indians are smart.
	Their IQs actually in India are pretty low.
	But we get the creme de la creme, the cream of the crop.
	So we get the smartest people in that whole shithole.
	So they're smart, but they also have this survival instinct of do or die.
	And they're kind of gypsy-ish.
	And if you look at like corruption and finance and stuff, they don't deal with with MS-13 and fentanyl.
	They're advanced.
	They're smart enough to do stuff crimes up high.
	But when you look at corruption and finance and stuff, you're going to see a disproportionate number of Indians and in tech.
	So anyway, without further to do, this post goes, With all the talk about D.I.E., I want to address the real elephant in the room, Indian managers who hire other Indians almost exclusively.
	I can't be the only one who has started to notice this trend.
	First generation Indian gets a management role and they hire 30 of their kinsmen as fast as they can.
	We have a new manager that is fighting tooth and nail to hire people on visas when there are perfectly qualified people here locally who I'm sure need the opportunity in this job climate.
	Maybe this was acceptable during talent shortages, but the industry is hemorrhaging jobs and this trend needs to be addressed yesterday.
	I think it's time to start the dialogue.
	He reminds me of that video, remember we saw the arrest of that black guy from the Dunkin Donuts altercation?
	And they went to go talk to the Indian dude who owned the Dunkin.
	And he's just got like a table full of Indians and I wonder if those are hires.
	Like his employee list looks like extras in a movie.
	It's like, you are table number one.
	I'm hiring you for table number three.
	Well, another thing they do that's hard to compete with is they love Subway as far as a chain goes to be a What do you call it when you're one of the chains?
	Franchise.
	Subway's one of the most brutal ones.
	They're terrible.
	I hear McDonald's, it's pretty easy to pay off your debt and start making profit, but apparently Subway is one of the hardest ones to start making profit.
	But the Indians win because They hire their families, so they don't have to worry about salaries at all.
	And the whole family owns the subway.
	Dude, they are so notoriously cheap for- when you order extra meat, they won't even give you like- I've been cheaped out on every single thing.
	The condiments, the amount of lettuce, the amount of like tomato they put on there.
	They put the butts of the tomato first, you have a full thing of tomatoes.
	Like they save the good part of the tomato for later.
	Why?
	I'm here now.
	I want that tomato now.
	I don't know.
	I get an Italian BMT.
	It's pretty fucking jammed.
	I don't know.
	They've always Indian'd me out on meats.
	I mean, you get a Godfather in an Italian deli and it's just absurd.
	That's probably the comparison.
	But an Italian BMT at Subway, if you really run it through the garden, as Sebastian Maniscalco would say, it's got a lot of shit.
	All right, so wait a minute here.
	40, 20, okay.
	That's enough competency crisis.
	All right, so let's do one more subject, then we gotta get to the mailbag. - It is time for the God Wheel. - We actually kind of avoid this subject because it's fucking depressing.
	And I like to keep the show relatively light.
	Mondays is casual Mondays, so it's easy.
	But, uh, yeah.
	War on Kids just makes you want to start killing people.
	Lord knows how Tommy Robinson, who has devoted his life to protecting children from predators, Stomachs!
	His career!
	I mean he's constantly in the trenches fighting the worst people and vilified!
	He's trying to stop the rampant child rape that goes on in places like Luton and Birmingham and now it's Northern England.
	I mean wherever the Muslim population is more than 10% seems to be the pattern.
	But uh, like at least we get to joke around sometimes.
	A hundred percent of his life, even though he's one of the funniest happy-go-lucky dudes I've ever hung out with, but a hundred percent of his like career is stopping children from being raped, tortured, beaten, abused.
	It's like those FBI guys that investigate child porn.
	How do you do it, bro?
	I actually talked to one of them once and he goes, it's not one of them, but one of them who worked with one of them.
	I've never met one of them.
	And they go, what they do is they turn the volume off.
	Apparently that helps a lot.
	See, I'm already freaked out and depressed.
	There's a good doc though, by Bobby Starbuck.
	on all this.
	He seems to just have his hot wife sitting next to him the whole documentary.
	I thought it was Dana Lash, but this looks good.
	TikTok specifically is designed to target young people.
	That's who their audience is.
	Have children died because of social media?
	Absolutely.
	Have they been trafficked off of social media?
	100%.
	Have they been sexually exploited off of social media?
	Ongoing.
	Yes.
	I'm scrolling on TikTok.
	I see little kids with TikTok.
	What are they looking at?
	This is what you don't want kids to see.
	Is that correct?
	Exactly.
	And again, this is depicting children.
	This is this is supposed to be kids.
	Stop.
	So he's holding up the book Genderqueer that shows fellatio and other sex acts.
	And the argument from the left is we're book burners.
	We want to burn books.
	And then they'll find some Maya Angelou book that's banned.
	And you go, that does sound pretty bad.
	We shouldn't.
	She's a she's a poet laureate or whatever.
	Award-winning journalist, writer, sorry.
	And then you look at the book and it's like, I'm not even sure I can say it.
	It's talking about them, them niggers are fucking donkeys up and down the South.
	And you're like, oh, okay.
	Maybe that should be for a slightly older audience.
	I'm not exaggerating, by the way.
	Oh, I thought you were.
	No, I'm not.
	Wow.
	I didn't even know that transition from female to male was an option until I was on social media and began being exposed to those type of communities.
	You've never seen an 18-month-old masturbating?
	No, I haven't.
	Have you seen any sexually explicit drag shows marketed as all ages for kids that you would denounce or think are a problem and that you want to distance yourself from?
	No.
	You know this is wrong.
	So... I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to end the interview.
	I love those!
	People use the word sexualize kids at a young age.
	It just seems like there's no moral, you know, construct at all.
	Are kids facing just the absolute worst onslaught of grooming that we've ever seen?
	Yes, the entertainment industry is sexualizing children for an agenda.
	Your daughter was secretly transitioned at school.
	This policy has to do with children as young as five all the way through high school.
	Penthouse.
	He footed the bill to lobby before state boards of education.
	Yes, Penthouse and Playboy.
	The history behind this is far darker than most Americans understand.
	You think the big tech companies at this point are essentially aiding and abetting human traffickers and people who are working to exploit children?
	Absolutely.
	If you don't want to hear it in a school board meeting, why should children be able to check it out of the school system?
	There is misinformation presented that somehow that we're doing surgery on minors or even children, and that simply is not true.
	Stop.
	How old were you?
	We didn't say that.
	Well, first of all, we're not saying that you're cutting off four-year-olds' dicks, but you are giving 12-year-olds hormone blockers that make them permanently infertile and have all other chemical repercussions we don't even know about yet.
	That's called chemical castration.
	We used to give it to pedophiles.
	And now we're giving it to kids so they're not traumatized by puberty or top surgery.
	So the argument there is, I'm a man, but I was born in a woman's body, unfortunately.
	And every time I look down at my tits, I'm reminded that I'm biologically female and it fucks me up.
	So we're going to cut my tits off.
	Okay.
	You have two giant W upside-down McDonald's logos, uh, cesarean scars under your tits.
	Sometimes they don't even have nipples.
	Does that not remind you that you used to have tits?
	And isn't that just as dramatic as having tits?
	Right?
	When they gave you a double and stuck to me.
	It was a month after my 13th birthday.
	Ultimately, we're going to talk about, are the counselors going to give them medication there at school without their parents' permission?
	I mean, I think we're leading... Like, hold on.
	Sorry, better analogy.
	Say you like this girl, Linda, and it said Linda on your arm, and you saw that off with an actual saw, and now you have a massive scar there.
	Every time you see that scar, you go, that's where Linda used to be.
	It's not, and by the way, the whole parents thing, that was all over the news last week, was it?
	Where the parents, not one of them, but two of them, usually it's one, because one of the mom wants to virtue signal, so she converts the kid.
	But both parents were separated from their kid, because the school helped the kid transition to a different gender, and the parents refused to comply.
	So they lost their fucking kid, remember that one?
	Anyway, let that finish.
	I mean, I think we're leading towards an absurd and horrific time.
	First of all, we weren't for war.
	We would be sharing a locker.
	We had no idea.
	I turn around, a 6'4", 22-year-old man fully intact with an exposing male genitalia.
	This ideology is killing our kid.
	Do you think more people need to speak up to protect kids like your daughter?
	Yes, I do.
	Well, I think from heaven, she can see how hard you fought for her.
	Do you feel like this is a war on children?
	I know it's a war on children, but like they said, we're coming for your kids.
	Yeah.
	And they have.
	So that looks awesome.
	Jump down there to the next one.
	Disturbed mother cramming the pronoun shit down her daughter's throat is what I entitled it.
	It's highlighted now.
	And how many times have you seen this where the kid's like, uh, yeah, I guess I'm trans.
	Mike.
	I feel like I would have just told you by now.
	No.
	or that he doesn't want to use female pronouns now.
	No.
	- Mike.
	- What do you think about that, Mike?
	- I feel like I would've just told you by now.
	- Yeah.
	Would you wanna go shopping for dresses?
	- No, no. - Do you wanna go back to using your birth name?
	- No. - You sure?
	It's my grandmother's name.
	You sure?
	- I don't care.
	- Do you want us to use she pronouns?
	No.
	No!
	Like it doesn't even make sense!
	I was thinking of saying yes just to be funny but then like some people might like freak out about that.
	Yeah.
	So there's a number of bills.
	So depraved.
	The one that impacts us is House Bill 808.
	All right, that's enough.
	I can't take much of these Munchausen by Proxen cunts with their Michael stuff.
	Not a very funny show.
	Ryan, I was going to get to the letters page, though, unless you wanted to add something to this.
	We rarely, rarely get to the letters page.
	Of course, really.
	Oh, just me.
	Well, in that case, first... Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	The argument that it does exist, however, it's been unconclusive.
	Are you talking about Snuffleupagus?
	I was.
	Doesn't exist.
	Guy porn.
	This is why we should worry about Russia, they still have real men.
	Voluntarily going to a 1200 guy melee.
	I like how the African American narrator at one point goes, They ain't no way ever been made there on time.
	That's pretty awesome.
	Yeah, headgear?
	Headgear and gloves?
	I would do that.
	I see no headgear.
	I saw some headgear.
	You did?
	- Awesome.
	- Yeah, headgear.
	- What the hell?
	- Headgear and gloves?
	I would do that. - I see no headgear. - I saw some headgear.
	- You did?
	- Oh.
	- That's why I said headgear.
	Yeah, but if nobody else is wearing it, if like very few people are wearing it, you can't be... Oh, as I said earlier, I'm taking every possible advantage.
	Rocks in the glove.
	Well, that's a bit... Kicks.
	That'll like, that'll give someone brain damage.
	It's a tough, it's a tough sport to commentate on.
	And coming up in the far right there, we see a guy in a yellow shirt getting shit kicked at him by another dude.
	I don't know if you know, you need a laser pointer to show the fans what you were talking about.
	It would take a month to properly make highlights.
	Yeah, you have to do, you have to go frame by frame.
	I don't see anyone down.
	When do you stop?
	What's happening?
	Is the yellow just walking?
	Oh, they have a... They have a little horn that stops them.
	I was wearing a yellow shirt underneath my black shirt and switch teams are there referees to call out treason?
	What's happening wait, oh there's a yellow just walk.
	Oh, they have us they have a little horn that stops them Was the purpose to fight each other or the spectacle was that 60 seconds?
	That's the best part of it to into it That's the thing I hate about sparring the most is that it's three minutes.
	Larry David gone woke.
	We were talking this week about Larry David and how he ruined Curb Your Enthusiasm by making it political because things like Giuliani's hair dye is only interesting for a week and he's making fun of it three years later?
	Hey fellas, you missed the worst part of this whole new episode.
	Yeah, the stuff you mentioned was corny, but sometimes tolerable.
	It was the over-the-top stereotype of the Southern MAGA retards.
	You're correct, sir.
	I forgot to mention that.
	Going around asking everyone for their black jockey.
	The little lawn jockey.
	Poor dumb hicks wearing MAGA hats who wouldn't give up their little statue because it's so important to them.
	And then he puts in brackets, and they all have one?
	Because that's what racists do?
	Even the southern guy Larry befriends and gives him the plaid jacket makes him, uh, comes across as a dumb buffoon.
	That didn't even seem like a joke.
	It was so on the nose.
	This made Larry look like he's completely lost the plot.
	I agreed.
	Also, the new True Detective was given to a Mexican woman to write and direct who has no noticeable accomplishments.
	Noticeable?
	That's very common, I've noticed too, with these super woke shows.
	You look up the resume of the person that put it together and you're like, what the fuck have you done?
	Like, who was it the other day?
	Oh yeah!
	In the new, the beekeeper, the big fat black FBI agent chick who is tracking him down.
	Exactly the same, by the way, as person of interest.
	A cool smart black woman has figured it out and is going to track him down.
	And I looked up hers and it was just doing voiceovers on cartoons.
	And she's now Jason Statham's sidekick.
	Brutal writing, the female characters are confrontational cunts who beat up dudes and chirp white men.
	In the first epi, the sassy black broad forces her white boyfriend to cum in her.
	LOL, Nick Pizzolatto, who created and wrote the previous three seasons, came out and said how dumb the new season is, even though he's attached as a producer.
	Nice.
	They have to shoehorn diversity into established popular brands so they have a fighting chance to look great.
	Disney, etc.
	Yeah, we tried watching this and we cut it off at that part.
	We're like, all right, we're not watching this shit anymore.
	Well, people kept recommending it to me.
	They're like, no, Jodie Foster works because she was in Sounds of the Lambs.
	And I'm like, really?
	I heard she kicks the shit out of dudes, which is impossible.
	She's like 70 years old and five foot tall and a female.
	Yeah, this looks brutal.
	The amount of crap in this is stunning.
	It was stunning, but it wasn't until like the love scene, quote unquote, where we're like, this is not going to get better.
	Well, even Monarch, I'm trying to watch it with my 11 year old and it's lesbians and cool black chicks who speak Japanese and are the head of hacking in Tokyo.
	Really?
	Uh, it's been called lazy, but he, what did he call stupid?
	Particularly.
	Pizzolatto was a creative mind, thread four episodes, blah, blah, blah.
	While many fans are joining the link, others have branded it lazy.
	Review bombing is a term used to describe when people get negative reviews on a film.
	In one of the screenshots, he seemingly replied to a comment about the season one homage as branding them stupid.
	He allegedly wrote in another comment, which was complaining about the season.
	This is the original creator.
	I certainly did not have any input on this story or anything else.
	Can't blame me.
	Yeah, that first season was pretty awesome.
	And you know my controversial opinion about all this?
	I think that maybe straight white males are better in stories.
	I mean, historically, they've been the one creating the stories, the Bravehearts and the Vikings.
	Like, sorry, but they've been forced to go exploring to find food because they're so fucking cold in the Siberian winters.
	I feel bad saying that.
	I'm very sorry.
	But when you see a black woman kicking the shit out of someone and then solving a crime, you're like, that's not really been the case historically.
	And then they go, what about Hannibal?
	Which Denzel Washington is playing.
	He was Arab, I'm afraid.
	Anyway, we're getting dangerous here.
	Let's get to the final video, and then we're gonna restart the show and do the exact same thing, but much more dangerously.
	And Ryan, I don't know if I included a final video in the notes.
	Oh, before we go, if you look at my pinned tweets, my tailors, Nita Fashions, who do all my incredible suits, are in Australia right now.
	If you're there, you can sign up for A personal visit, they'll measure you all up.
	You look at the swatches, you choose your shirt, the ranges.
	You could get a shirt for 50 bucks, a suit for 800 bucks, or you could go 2,000 bucks on the suit and 150 bucks on the shirt.
	Great range, just like Jump Medic.
	And if you're not in Australia, you can contact them via their Instagram.
	I said look at my pinned tweet, it's got their schedule.
	And on their Instagram, you could set up a video appointment with them.
	You know, get one of those Floppy measuring things that tailors use, you know, the sort of stringy ones.
	It's a good thing to do with a chick.
	She measures you, measures your inseam, and then you can do it all online.
	So, they're there, I guess, yeah, they haven't started Sydney yet.
	That's this Sunday, they start in Sydney.
	That's to the 20th.
	Then they're in Melbourne from the 21st to the 24th.
	Then they're in Brisbane, 25th, 26th.
	So they're there for the rest of the month, basically.
	Check them out.
	Alright, let's get to the final video.
	I just love the moaning in this.
	I was a bike messenger for a long time and I respect cyclists.
	I think it's a tough sport, but a lot of them are fucking pussies.
	And the moaning, you guys, you got to learn how to, what that kilometers an hour.
	So that could be, it's probably Australia.
	That doesn't look very British or Canadian.
	Uh, maybe it's Hong Kong.
	If you get in any kind of an accident, you got to like stand up quickly.
	You don't lie there and moan.
	That's the male equivalent of crying.
	Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.
	What are you doing?
	Did your cock come off?
	I will say if you got the wind knocked out of you... Then you go, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
	Sorry folks, not acceptable.
	I'd be moaning, can you please not upload this?
	Delete that!
	Delete that!
	Alright folks, we're going behind the paywall.

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