Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML S5E20 - BUDDHA TRIXIE (Free Part)

Nov. 10, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML S5E20 - BUDDHA TRIXIE (Free Part)

Beauty is hard to attain, dead dogs make men cry, Kyle Dunnigan is still king, cumbrellas suck, face transplants are amazing, burnouts are retarded, so is Cori Bush, toddlers cannot be drag queens, trannies are losers, students don't know what Hamas is, the DHS are censoring us, and our justice system is a complete joke.

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	Yelling into your mouth.
	One more time.
	Bitch!
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	I'm out.
	I'm out.
	That was pleasant.
	That's going to be stuck in my head all day now.
	That's what happens when you listen to ecology homestones when they combine their efforts with pet retina.
	Impossible to look up those bands.
	No one knows anything about them.
	I think they're like experimental noise core from Victoria, BC Canada.
	Beautiful little island.
	Make such horrendous sounds.
	I don't really get noise core.
	I mean, I guess if you go to a show, it's a cool, weird thing to see if you're bored.
	But, like, do you put it on at home?
	When you have guests over, is it playing?
	Ryan does this sometimes with a snare drum.
	I'm unfamiliar with this.
	He wears a wig, and he shows people that not only can he play guitar better than Jimi Hendrix, but he can drum better than Neil Purt.
	The name Ryosuke Kiyasu.
	Kiyasu.
	Is that your stage name?
	It sounds like Ryan Katsu, but this isn't me.
	Yes, it is.
	It's good.
	I don't have a drum.
	So that's Yes.
	OK.
	Oh, you're in Helsinki?
	No, I'm in New York.
	What's this song called?
	I wouldn't know.
	I'd have to ask the person doing that because I'm me, and that's him.
	Doesn't sound very good.
	Steal my Purple Works?
	I did not.
	What are you doing?
	Rob.
	We've been robbed of our Purple Works nutrition.
	Luckily, I have plenty at home, and I'm on it now, man.
	What a brutal workout today.
	Came in, the owner of the gym goes, that's it.
	You're going in to do weights with Hector, and then we're doing pads.
	I was dry heaving all morning.
	Like head over, and then I put my head over the edge of the ring after the pads, and I'm going into the bucket.
	I might barf if I tell this story.
	But as I'm like dry heaving, there's spit in that bucket that's been rotting.
	So I'm smelling rotten spit, which is not a pleasant smell.
	Like just plaque and dead teeth dripping.
	Oh, fuck.
	So then I, I, and then I'm dry heaving like near the man, and he goes, put your face over the garbage.
	And I'm like, I can't.
	It smells really bad.
	Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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	Where did it go?
	No one's going to steal pre-workout.
	Yeah, true.
	Am I stupid?
	Am I a stupid man?
	I will not answer that.
	What, Maddie took it?
	Weird.
	I wanted to take the coffee, but then we wouldn't have a...
	A display thing?
	Yeah.
	I think people need to see what the thing looks like every time.
	What's it look like?
	Yeah, look.
	Here's the instant.
	Nice.
	You can look at it here or here.
	I like some instant coffee every now and then.
	Speaking of Ryan, he's doing a cooking show now, Ryan's Shitty Little Kitchen.
	And he's just featured himself eating lunch, which you've got to show us how you prepare your lunch.
	It's not sufficient just to watch you eat lunch.
	That's like Ryan's shitty little eating lunch show.
	So I know I do Maddie's Show Little Kitchen.
	I don't know about another show.
	How do you prepare that?
	Like, we don't know.
	Is it baked?
	Oh, man.
	That's a head and a face.
	You don't like my show?
	No, I don't like your show.
	Why not?
	What was that?
	A dog?
	A bear?
	A coyote?
	Why are you licking your lips?
	What is that?
	And did he eat a bone?
	That's too much face.
	Yeah, that's face on Both clips.
	That face is racist.
	Both faces are hard to look at.
	Take it away from me.
	Take it away.
	Yeah, I'm so anti-racist that when I see someone who looks like an exaggerated caricature, I go, hey, man, take it down a notch.
	You're offending me.
	Not cool.
	Like, if a guy had like gloves on and big eyes and big red lips, I'd be like, oh, what are you doing?
	What are you doing, dude?
	Don't.
	I'm like a karate master of gross.
	Oh, God.
	Yeah.
	Burned.
	That's like when you get a light bulb and then you see it when you blink.
	Yeah.
	That's burned into my redness.
	Don't do any more of that.
	Dude, this whole guy's page.
	I don't care.
	I don't want it.
	They're just thumbs.
	I don't want it.
	Dude, what is wrong with this guy?
	He's got nothing but the grossest shit I've ever seen.
	Oh, my God.
	Don't, don't, don't.
	This one's poop.
	Can you do poop?
	No, no, no.
	That reminds me of when we did Intonation, when Weist had this concert, Intonation, a bunch of bands playing, and Derek Beckos and I decided to save money and not have a community.
	We were going to get, what's his name?
	Judah the number one.
	Freelander?
	Yeah, is that the number one athlete in the world, guys?
	Oh, my God.
	Dude, show up to work, please.
	Sorry.
	Fucking loser.
	Yeah, he calls himself the number one athlete in the world, that guy, number one sports guy.
	Yeah, Judah Freelander.
	Yeah, he wanted like 10 grand.
	I met him.
	And I was like, no, Cass, we'll just do it ourselves.
	And we sucked.
	And eventually the bands were like, I don't want them.
	And so Derek and I were like moving past to introduce the next band.
	And the guy stopped us.
	He's like, no, no, they don't want you.
	And every time I hear don't want, I can remember that chilling moment.
	Speaking of not wanting, yeah, that was him.
	World champion.
	He sent Bill Burr a video of me doing an impression of him.
	Oh.
	He texted it to him.
	Huh.
	It's like, let's do this.
	Let's hear you do your Judah Friedlander.
	I haven't heard him in a while.
	Let's see.
	Last month I was dating a woman.
	Last month I was dating a woman.
	Totally recommend that.
	Good way.
	Totally recommend that.
	He's a weird guy.
	I've met him a couple times.
	Yeah.
	He's one of those people you can't get a read on.
	Alex Jones, I hope this doesn't offend him, but a similar guy.
	You know who else is really like that?
	I met him once.
	The black guy from the office who's in Hot Tub Time Machine.
	Yeah, Craig Robinson.
	Craig Robinson.
	We used to hang out at this place, the Rustic Inn in L.A., and all the comedians would hang out there.
	And I knew people that knew him.
	So he'd be sitting at the booth.
	I just couldn't get through.
	There's just some membrane of like an act or some sort of...
	Even Dinesh, like when we asked him, what do you feel about this shirt?
	And he was kind of like, well, that shirt has to do with my toad thing.
	It's like, are you mad?
	Are you happy?
	Are you sad?
	Could be autism.
	Maybe when you are having trouble getting through to people, maybe the real problem is they don't like you.
	They're just giving you bullets.
	That guy's weird.
	He's real grumpy.
	Not to his friends.
	Not to people he wants to be around.
	He's in a bad mood because he doesn't like you.
	Oh, you don't like me.
	Like, I realized recently I was avoiding someone I saw on the street because I hadn't seen them in years.
	I didn't feel like catching up.
	And then I realized as I was like ducking them, I thought, people must do that to me.
	Like the same way you duck and hide from people, they're ducking and hiding from you.
	Not the same guy usually.
	That'd be weird.
	I saw this couple today on the street and the woman was ugly.
	She was like a three.
	But the guy, the dad, he was like a 7.8.
	And then the daughter was like a six or whatever those numbers average out to.
	And I felt this sort of like, oh, way to go.
	You made an ugly kid.
	The girl was like 15.
	This is horrible that I'm saying this, but whatever.
	Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
	Did it say anything?
	What?
	It's Mercedes.
	Oh, okay.
	Calling from jail, where she's been for five years for a crime she didn't commit.
	And I don't feel like covering that right now.
	And I sort of like waited, like I was disappointed in him.
	And I thought, maybe that's why beauty is appreciated.
	Because it's hard to get.
	So when you date someone who's pretty, other people are impressed and then you feel good about yourself.
	And when we see ugliness, part of us is like, ah, you just fucking cashed in your chips and married some ugly bitch, you lazy piece of shit.
	You got to try.
	Why don't you try?
	Well, those two are pretty well matched, though.
	I can't.
	The girl's hidden from me.
	Oh, that's Eva Langoria's parents?
	See?
	Wow.
	They lucked out.
	She looks like a Meat Canyon cartoon, The Mom?
	Yeah.
	You ever see Meat Canyon?
	No.
	Oh, he does great.
	Oh, yeah, I have.
	I have.
	He's great.
	Her face looks like one of these thumbnails.
	Just very exaggerated.
	These are maybe some of the best animation out there.
	Yeah, it's really good.
	Really weird.
	But so it's sort of like gold.
	Like, gold only has value.
	Well, it's pretty and stuff.
	But there's other, you know, rare, and there's other minerals that are like quartz that are beautiful, are just as beautiful, arguably, but they're not rare, so no one gives a fuck.
	But gold has value because it's limit.
	So maybe beauty has value because it's limit, because it's limited.
	And we disdain ugly people because it's easy to fuck them, is what I'm saying.
	And when you fuck them, you look lazy.
	It's sort of like we were talking to Cody for one of the banked episodes, and his wife's Asian.
	And I'm like, when people see a white guy with an Asian chick, part of you, whether this is justified or not is irrelevant.
	Part of you is like, ah, you're lazy.
	You fucked up.
	You didn't try.
	Or when they see you with a really short girl, they're like, eh, if she was tall, you'd be a man.
	Fun things.
	I think a lot of attraction, too, is based on, what are you showing me?
	Just ugly people?
	She wasn't ugly the first one.
	She just had bad names.
	I think that's a checks.
	Remember there used to be a website for ugly people?
	Now I think it's a porn site.
	But there used to be uglypeople.com.
	And I knew that that would get taken down and I was correct.
	But luckily for society, it's now pornography.
	Instead of making fun of ugly people, you get to see people naked.
	I liked that site in the early aughts, hotornot.com.
	I think it's a dating site now.
	But you would put your face there, and like me, I would get like 6.7.
	And you'd go, well, that's just one person's opinion.
	And then it would say, 326,000 people agree.
	And you're like, well, that means I'm a 6.7.
	That's a fact now.
	And everyone, I noticed, like, I would look at it for hours.
	If the girl had her cleavage visible, she'd get an abnormally high score.
	And I noticed Asians did worse than they should and blondes did better than they should.
	But I'm talking about like a fraction, like 0.2 better and 0.2 worse.
	It was alarmingly accurate.
	So it still exists?
	Does it?
	It's kind of like a Tinder thing where you could swipe the people.
	And then chinks like...
	What?
	Everyone's a 10?
	Out or not?
	I guess it, oh, instead of like attractiveness, is it cool or not?
	That sucks.
	Yeah, you can't talk about people being ugly or pretty anymore.
	Or pretty, I guess, but you can't make fun of uglies.
	I think the zoomers are very matter of fact.
	Like, people try to incite pearl, pearly things.
	They're just like, you're a fucking six.
	And she's like, okay.
	You know, I don't care.
	This episode is also brought to you by Nita Fashions.
	They're on tour.
	Are they done their tour yet?
	Look at the skulls on their clothes.
	Can you see that?
	Got my name in there.
	This suit is a great suit where...
	Oh, they're done.
	So you can contact them via Instagram.
	And I just said to them, hey, there's a really cool old-timey picture of Jesse James and his brother.
	And everyone in old pictures are looking like this because it takes two minutes to click.
	So everyone's always bored in those pictures.
	But I said, can you make this?
	And they're like, sure, no problem.
	We got your measurements.
	We'll ship it from Hong Kong in about a month.
	Boom.
	I got a Jesse James jacket.
	Fun.
	I wear boots with it because I figured that's what he would wear.
	Oh, here's the guy.
	Look at 1.5.
	This is where that guy in Ryan's shitty little kitchen got his dog from.
	Can we look at those clips again?
	What clips?
	The clips on that Instagram page?
	My friends.
	Hi, what's up?
	I have some really tough news to share.
	It better not be anything but Olivia.
	Did you say goodbye to Olivia last night?
	No.
	Gav, I'm sorry, man.
	We saw it coming.
	You should have played the Woody Allen bump.
	Do you still have that?
	There was an emergency.
	And she couldn't empty her kidneys.
	There's an emergency and she couldn't empty her kidneys.
	I didn't want her to suffer.
	She passed at peace.
	I'm not going to fault anyone for crying when their dog dies.
	It's sad, and if he was your best friend, blah, blah, blah.
	But do it publicly.
	Do it in the bathroom with the door locked and the lights off.
	Then have a shower and wash your face.
	Why would you do this?
	She was my best friend.
	Oh.
	Let it out.
	Get it all out.
	There you go.
	Put your hood up.
	Cry in your hood.
	If you have a pet, please, please give your pet a big hug.
	Today you always know it's coming and you're just never prepared for it.
	Well, I looked into his dogs.
	They're one of these inbred, like royal breeds.
	Look at his whole Instagram page.
	Oh, it's for them.
	Yeah.
	Well, the reason I'm mocking him, too, is he doesn't have kids.
	He's a fur dad.
	And his paternal instincts have been spent on pets, which is fucking embarrassing.
	Oh my.
	What is that?
	Barcuterie?
	Did he write a book?
	A cookbook?
	Over 25, playful, awesome.
	Snack beer.
	Snack beards?
	Boards.
	Boards your dog will love.
	Oh, my God.
	He makes snack boards.
	That's right.
	Wow.
	Good thing you didn't have kids.
	Who has time for kids?
	Every single childless person that says they're happy that they don't have kids and they don't have any time, they spend thousands of hours on their pets.
	Bad dog.
	Watch out.
	Uh-oh, he's a bad dog.
	This actually hits close to home.
	A friend of a friend who's a big fan of the show, Noah, got his dog stolen.
	What an irrelevant piece of information, Ryan.
	It has to do with dogs and losing dogs.
	So he says, hug your dog if you can.
	Noah can't.
	We're sorry, Noah.
	Right.
	I can't care.
	Have you got the Crowder clip?
	Yeah, I do.
	Where maybe something happened to his best friend?
	His dog had cancer or something.
	This was years ago.
	And he just bought a perfect duplicate.
	It's like this albino Australian sheepdog thing, a giant.
	And right when his wife was pregnant, too, it's like, dude, she doesn't need more shit to take care of.
	And then the first dog didn't die.
	So he's got these two lion-sized dogs.
	My best friend is dying.
	And the funniest part about that is his best friend isn't dying.
	His best friend turned out to be just crying.
	Yeah.
	He's doing great.
	Well, that's, you know.
	What's this dude is awesome?
	I forgot what my clip was.
	Now, this is probably a clip of me.
	Yeah.
	I'm going to guess.
	It's just you walking to work.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm sure, like, you know that I'm an our baby monsters are split down the middle here on the seat reclining.
	And this bald guy is on my side.
	I hate seat recliners, but he is the most extreme member.
	He is the David Duke of the Don't Put Your Seat Back.
	So I claim him, but I recognize that he is one of our worst guys, our most powerful and extreme.
	He's our Hamas.
	This is ancient Chinese credit card.
	You know, our country is in a slow state of recline.
	Okay, is this ancient Chinese, Kyle Dunnegan, doing Adam Sandler?
	I haven't seen his...
	Does he still do...
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I'll look it up.
	Superglue man, I can stick to anything.
	Wow!
	Wow!
	Wow.
	Do the skeleton gun.
	Look at me.
	I have a skeleton girl.
	Isn't that crazy?
	What?
	I'm crazy liquid dead man!
	Isn't that the crazy?
	Oh, please...
	Please don't kill me.
	We put Deep Fake Mike.
	You're better at doing him than you are yourself.
	No, I'm really uncomfortable being myself.
	My whole life, I've just been trying to do something else.
	Why is his Deep Fake so much better than yours?
	That one's done in post.
	Oh.
	That's like where you run it through.
	I fucking hate those apps.
	It's like, I don't know.
	They've probably gotten better, but.
	That's really.
	I thought it was Adam Sandler when I first saw it.
	Yeah, these are creepy goods.
	But click on Dunagan.
	Is he still doing that?
	Because him and Metzger, I think, had a falling out.
	and MadScare was 50% of that show.
	Maybe check his YouTube.
	Yeah.
	See, I think he's in New York now.
	That's pretty exciting.
	Why?
	Because he's doing New York stuff with New York people.
	You could tell he was always not liberal, just judging by the way he doesn't...
	Well, L.A., I think we have a better community of red-pilled people.
	Yeah, that's true.
	I don't think they're allowed to have an enclave out there.
	Like, what's it called?
	Red Scare?
	That's sort of like smoking, sexy young people who are red-pilled and over it, and they're kind of mean, and they say the N-word.
	I saw that Taylor Swift one.
	That was funny.
	The fresh Priz.
	So Wendell is the most recent one, right?
	You're going chronologically?
	Oh, wait, that's five months ago.
	Okay, five months ago.
	Let's go under live.
	Live is when he did that, right?
	It was always live.
	No, now it's Craig's News.
	Six months ago.
	I don't like Craig.
	I don't think it's funny.
	Yeah, six months ago looks like there's a last AO.
	That's too bad.
	That was a thing I would put on as background when I was doing chores or whatever.
	What could have happened?
	Well, he's with Sarah Silverman, I believe.
	Kyle Dunnegan.
	Oh, really?
	Kurt Metzger said something about Sarah.
	I don't fucking know.
	He's fucking Sarah, huh?
	I think so.
	That's good to know.
	Speaking of Sarah Silverman and her fake eyelashes, I rant on and on about how much I hate the new Cumbrella eyelashes and how my wife's friends, poor black hoodrat chicks, rich Dallas housewise, everyone is fucking wearing them.
	And do they not have mirrors?
	It drives me insane.
	This is how you look to me, okay?
	What is that?
	Are there pygmies?
	Oh, it's a mask.
	Is that a mask?
	No.
	What's wrong with their shape of their head?
	That's how much shit they put on their eyes.
	They make their eyes look huge.
	But why does her head look like enlarged?
	What the fuck is that?
	It's just makeup, dude.
	And it's very annoying.
	You look aliens.
	And this is what you look like with your fake ass and your fake tits.
	You look weird.
	I'm disturbed.
	Oh, not safe for work.
	NSFW, I guess.
	Sort of.
	If you like aliens.
	Is that a tranny prostitute?
	Like, what is that?
	Is J.R. Geiger making people now?
	HR.
	Oops, sorry.
	HR puff and stuff.
	Oh, wow.
	And then also in plastic surgery news, we don't usually do stuff like this, news items, but what the fuck?
	So this guy, well, I'll just play the clip.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	Who the fuck thinks you can wear Chuck Taylor's with a suit?
	Maybe we could talk with a seersucker at a summer party or something in July, but you're wearing a dark blue suit with chucks?
	What the fuck?
	Why was this allowed?
	You look idiotic.
	Like, maybe with a white suit we can talk, Medical?
	Fuck you.
	Yeah, he's a real asshole.
	Fucking bastard.
	Only on surgeons.
	He can't even wear white shoes with a dark blue suit.
	Chairing a medical breakthrough, the first ever human eye transplant.
	A team of surgeons at NYU Langone Health performed this procedure back in May as part of a very complicated partial face transplant.
	And now, for the first time, the patient has talked about his journey with our chief medical correspondent, that, of course, Dr. John Lapouk, who is also, by the way, a professor of medicine, not a coincidence, at NYU Langone Health.
	Aaron James has always been committed.
	That's where Anthony Kumiya got his quadruple bypass.
	It's the number one hospital in New York and the third best hospital in the country.
	And check out how good they are at shit.
	Family, committed to his country, and committed to his career, helping to maintain America's power grid.
	But while doing that job on June 10th, 2021, he accidentally touched a 7,200-volt power line.
	His wife, Megan, will never forget the call she got from his boss.
	Aaron's been in an accident.
	I was, is he okay?
	And he said, from everything that I'm hearing right now and all of the details that I'm gathering, it's pretty serious.
	Doctors in Oklahoma and Texas did all they could to save her husband of 20 years.
	His left arm had to be amputated above the elbow.
	He also lost his left eye.
	And when you saw his face unbandaged for the first time.
	I just took a deep breath and I said, all right, this is what we're dealing with.
	Good?
	All right.
	The Arkansas native also lost his nose and front teeth and couldn't eat or drink normally.
	This is all blood.
	So we agreed to under completely volume.
	He's got a face transplant, including the world's first transplant.
	He's got nothing.
	He's got kind of an anus for a mouth and then a right eye.
	The rest is toast.
	Could we include the eye with the face transplant?
	Why would people think that you couldn't?
	A whole eye transplant's never been done.
	This isn't the first transformation.
	We're living in the future.
	Was that a scripted interaction there?
	Yeah, it did look kind of stiff.
	What the fuck was that?
	Could we include the eye with the face transplant?
	Why would people think that you couldn't?
	A whole eye transplant's never been done.
	This isn't the first first for flash.
	Yeah, that was scripted.
	Dr. Eddie Rodriguez.
	In 2020, he performed the first simultaneous face and double hand transplant.
	Oh, I remember that.
	They're not great, but they're not bad.
	Like, he can't go like this and play the piano, but he can, like, grab something and move it.
	Double hand.
	I'm a retard, but aren't there like 900 veins and capillaries and things and muscles you have to sew together?
	What do you sew a vein?
	I wonder how many of those are like nerves, just so you could feel the nerves.
	Nerves.
	How do you sew some nerves together?
	Someone else's nerves are now sewn onto your wrist.
	Yeah, you got some nerve doing shit like that.
	Doing an eye transplant and you spoke to ophthalmologists or neurologists or your colleagues.
	What did they say?
	It's not possible.
	How do you get back there to plug it in?
	You go up through the mouth?
	What?
	You can create a human eye, but you can't control the wave in your hair.
	Mr. Headband?
	When you went to Mr. James and you suggested doing something that had never been done before, what was his response?
	He didn't hesitate.
	He said, if I can help out other people and if I can help out other souls.
	So anyway, skip ahead.
	They do it.
	They give him a new face.
	That's all new.
	The bottom part is the new part for the record.
	Wow.
	And the eye, it's not working, but it's not dead.
	So it's just sitting there.
	Wait, what?
	Hi, how are you?
	Thanks for the face.
	I want to just put it out there right now that you have some trouble speaking still, right?
	Does it seem to be getting better?
	Yeah.
	It is getting better.
	Until I can get some feeling and my lip and get my jaw to open more.
	He had no jaw.
	Oh, no, he did have a jaw.
	He had no top part of it.
	This was gone.
	Like, the mustache was gone.
	But I think the chin was still there.
	Like the opposite of me.
	So he has no teeth right now.
	Once he gets fucking teeth, that's going to be...
	How do you know he has no teeth?
	He just said it.
	To open more and get some teeth.
	You also have a lot of things that are working a lot better than before.
	Yes, everything.
	It'd be funny if you said, would you mind if I kissed you?
	Sure.
	Imagine them kissing really slow.
	I thought you never had.
	Close my mind.
	I tell our guard, if I get close to a mirror, I just stare at it.
	You're now looking for mirrors.
	That's right.
	You know, now I want to go outside and let people see me, you know.
	She's like, well, let's not exaggerate.
	I mean, you're not exactly stunning.
	After the surgery, a huge question.
	That's so.
	You were a 0.1.
	Now you're like a four.
	So we were talking about ugly people before.
	This gives ugly people even something to grasp for.
	Imagine just, you know, you're so your face is all fucked up and you just want to get to average.
	Just be a guy.
	A five.
	Be a guy.
	You could be a five if you're a five out there.
	Well, you know, I always criticize plastic surgery and say, I quote Martin Short where he says, you never look at a woman with plastic surgery and go, oh, there's a 19-year-old.
	You go, oh, there was a woman who was in a horrible fire and they managed to save her face.
	Thank God.
	But the problem with that is if it's good, you don't know.
	Like Sharon Osborne, I know because I've seen old pictures of her and she is an that's an improvement.
	But there might be people out there that look great and I can't tell.
	I mean, by its very nature, bad plastic surgery is the plastic surgery that you recognize.
	So you're criticizing a bad job.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, like this, I'm not sure if this is just natural, like diet changed or something.
	But that's Ivanka.
	I don't know.
	It doesn't look like she got any work done.
	I think she just kind of morphed.
	It's an ugly picture with a flash.
	There is a nose bump that is currently not there.
	Yeah.
	So yeah.
	I like that bump.
	I wish girls wouldn't get rid of that.
	It's a very Slavic sort of bump, right?
	Well, it's Jewy.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's cool.
	This is not related to what we're talking about.
	This woman is likely to be suffering.
	Oh, yeah.
	But it's also a young girl and like a 39-year-old or however old she is.
	Like an uncooked human.
	Yeah.
	They're not done growing.
	I fucking hate this doing donuts thing.
	We did this as teenagers, but you do it alone or like with your friend once or twice.
	When did this become a thing where you do donuts all night and there's a massive audience there who not only like is partying and laughing and filming it, of course, you got to get it on your Instagram, but like trying to get as close to the cars as they can?
	Why?
	Pillsbury Doughboy is down.
	Your shoes are along are with your wig way over there That also is a Are fat people, like, do they not hurt the way we hurt?
	There's more of a cushion.
	Yeah.
	Like, could a fat person fall off the top of a porch, like 10 feet?
	Because I would definitely break something.
	Maybe they're better than us, fat people.
	I know drunk people don't get hurt.
	Racing's different.
	Racing's cool.
	I understand.
	I understand that.
	I understand wanting to go and watch it.
	But the circles?
	And how many times have you seen people get hit by those things?
	Like, there's a whole that whole Instagram account has like thousands of them.
	Yeah, street burnout fails.
	Look at this fucking guy.
	What are you doing, sir?
	I guess the moral of today's episode is I'm getting old.
	Yeah.
	Because I just don't get cumbrellas.
	I don't get the crocs.
	You know the stupid shower cap that black women wear?
	I've seen black guys wearing them now in the Bronx.
	When they're not wearing their idiotic baddie mask or whatever it's called.
	What is that called?
	Baddie mask.
	You're supposed to know these things, Ryan.
	You're the young person on the show.
	Like the face masks.
	Yeah.
	Like a ski mask, like a face mask.
	Yes, but it's got a name.
	I don't know it.
	My son asked me, my 10-year-old asked me for one.
	I'm like, ah, no.
	You will not be wearing that.
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	Just unzip it.
	And infinite stuff comes out.
	Infinite.
	I searched through this for my Mad Max costume because I wanted some accessories.
	And I couldn't believe, I'd never really been through it before.
	I couldn't believe how much shit is in this thing.
	They're now including a plethora of new products, largely thanks to the loyal Get Off My Lawn audience.
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	Jump!
	Ryan likes to ensure that we get a copyright strike.
	Correct.
	I got some random subjects here.
	We don't have to play the whole interstitial, should we?
	Do we?
	Okay, let's do My Pet Biden.
	Hey, it's been a long time since we've seen this bump.
	Biden, on him I can depend.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	A monster of the president.
	He's big and loose.
	Sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	Boodle bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.
	So Hunter Biden is, it looks like he's going to court.
	That confuses me at first, and then I realize, oh, I know what you're going to do.
	You're going to go there.
	He's going to get some bullshit sentence like probation.
	And then you can throw the book at Trump, and you'll look like we still have a justice system because we got our guy, too.
	Hunter got it just like Trump did.
	So it's a fake trial, is my guess.
	And our justice system just, it's fucking embarrassing.
	Like, we're becoming South Africa.
	Like this.
	Eric Adams, sorry, I'm jumping way ahead here to 3-4.
	So Eric Adams is in shit because his fundraiser was caught doing these scams with these Turks and doing special favors for these Turkish dudes.
	He got the idea from a bullshit indie film he was in in 2015, was it?
	What year was this?
	2017.
	So he was the Brooklyn borough president back then.
	And in this scene, he takes a bribe from some Turks and cuts them special favors so they can build in Brooklyn.
	And that's a fictional garbage indie rock thing.
	And then in real life, he goes, yeah, let's do that.
	And is now in shit for taking bribes from Turks.
	This is what I keep saying about Eric Adams.
	He is Tom Hanks in big.
	He's 13 years old mentally.
	So he's like, I want to do the thing where I was in the movie.
	We're going to turn that movie into a documentary.
	What an absolute loser.
	You guys are from Turkey.
	And we have a lot of swagger in New York.
	That's not bad.
	You guys are from Turkey.
	Brooklyn loves Turkey.
	Brooklyn is the Istanbu of America.
	Istanbu.
	East Tamboo.
	Will you be my Istanbu?
	The Istanbu of America.
	We love your food.
	We love your music.
	No, but I don't understand Turkey.
	What?
	We hate your food's stupid and gross.
	Turkish music?
	What is it?
	Couscous and those gross little dessert wafer things.
	Ugh.
	Your pastry's all candified.
	Yucky.
	Hummus.
	Suck my dick.
	But I don't understand Turkish.
	We can take a selfie, though.
	Looks like a great movie.
	This is before he was mayor.
	He was a borough president.
	So people want pictures of the borough president.
	Well, if there's one thing Turks love, it's selfies with the president of Brooklyn.
	Speaking of terrible justice system, I know this isn't very Biden-y, but we'll get back to that.
	I saw this chick.
	She's a prosecutor for the DA.
	And I go, I know this face.
	And I realized, sorry, this is 3-0.
	I realized that's the chick from that record we were making fun of like two years ago, Full Communism.
	Remember that?
	The downtown boys?
	That does sound familiar.
	And I realized, holy shit, that's, she's a prosecutor?
	Like, I'm embarrassed.
	We say that Joe Biden is making America the laughingstock.
	Fuck Joe Biden.
	I'm embarrassed of our justice system.
	That meathead is a public defender.
	A meatball.
	Look at her.
	What's happening there?
	The most dysgenic people.
	They really do have the most dysgenic.
	Short teeth, too much gum, weird eyes, like tranny eyes.
	I don't know, like Chris Chan eyes, weird octagon glasses, matty hair, and a huge, no-hairline, bumpy forehead.
	Her hair's like greasy, too, in that picture.
	It is.
	That's your, that's your, that's a lawyer that someone assigns you when you're finding out if you're going to jail for five years.
	No, thanks.
	And just to remind you who she is, this is full communism.
	So should our prosecutors, should our public defenders be self-avowed full communists?
	That's their album.
	Yeah, this was years ago.
	Does it have the date?
	No, I remember this.
	They're one of the, well, one of the things we talked about is how it's one of the worst bands in the history of music.
	Like, check them out live.
	Democracy Now hosted them?
	Like they're big.
	They're darlings with NPR and everything.
	And this is Democracy Now.
	This is Democracy Now, Democracy Now.
	You okay, man?
	You okay, Nana?
	You need a glass of water.
	If dry was a person.
	Do you want me to walk you across the street?
	Are you okay?
	Do you want me to turn the music down?
	That's her.
	The woman you just saw.
	That's Victoria Ruiz.
	Look at her.
	This song is going to be stuck in your head all day.
	It's just like the opening song we had today for the show.
	That's such a great commie look.
	really like that hat the five panel hat She sounds like she has Down syndrome.
	That's our justice system you're looking at right now.
	Go ahead, go to 3-3.
	This woman is a self-described, a self-assigned, a self-admitted full communist, and she's in charge of justice here in New York City.
	And this is on her video.
	So far, cops have killed three people every day.
	Three people every day.
	Three people every day.
	Why did the cops kill three people every day?
	What were those people doing?
	Were they just little angels getting a book out of the library, you stupid cunt?
	Oh, my God!
	Oh, my God!
	And then get this.
	This should be the biggest story in the world.
	And it relates to Biden.
	Communists are worse than Nazis.
	They've killed more people than Nazis, and they are adored by the left.
	Wave of history, downtown Volunteer.
	Isn't it weird to be full-blown communists on a platform called Democracy Now?
	I don't think you guys are combat.
	Let's hear what old Biddy has to say.
	It's great to have you both with us.
	It's a shiny shirt.
	First, talk about Wave of History.
	Is that shirt worth a million dollars?
	Victoria.
	Well, Wave of History wrote it about a year ago when there was a lot going on in terms of our own community in Providence.
	Black Lives Matter marches were happening all around the country.
	And in Providence, there was a very is she a defender in Providence or in New York?
	Go back to 3-0.
	Good question.
	Please, it don't be New York.
	I'm pretty sure it's New York, though.
	I mean, she was caught in doing it in New York.
	A New York City public defender, yeah.
	Great.
	How the fuck did that person...
	It's a matter of march.
	And of course, the state, the establishment, the tyrants, they love having retards as lawyers because they can be manipulated and they don't protest when they see injustice like this.
	This totally innocuous story should be the biggest story in the world.
	The DHS, during the last election, you know the one where Biden won in a landslide?
	Little Italy?
	They were censoring our memes.
	The Department of Homeland Security was killing our jokes and censoring us online.
	New emails show officials of the Department of Homeland Security created a Stanford University disinformation group that censored American speech before the 2020 election, according to a House Judiciary Committee report exclusively obtained by the Post.
	The House panel's 103-page staff interim report says never before seen emails and internal communications were obtained from the group known as the Election Integrity Partnership.
	Great.
	And show how it worked with DHS Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, CESA, to flag, suppress, and remove online speech in coordination with big tech companies.
	One of EIP's founding partners, the Atlantic Council's Digital Forensic Research Lab, described CISA's central role in the alleged censorship effort in a July 30, 2020 email.
	I know the council, this is a quote from the email, I know the council has a number of efforts on broad policy around the elections, but we just set up an election integrity partnership at the request of DHS slash CISA and are in weekly comms to debrief about disinfo.
	The lab senior director Graham Brooke wrote, The staff report says the federal government and universities pressured social media companies to censor true information, jokes, and political opinions.
	It goes on to say that they were focused almost primarily on the right, conservatives.
	Motherfuckers.
	Like, why isn't this the biggest story in the world?
	That wasn't on the front page.
	Of course, the front page is covered with Israel, which we'll get to.
	Do they have an Israeli flag on their thing?
	Oh, did they take off the Ukrainian flag on the post?
	Yeah?
	Wow.
	It's official.
	It's an American flag, man.
	Wow.
	But yeah, go down a bit so people know that I'm not lying about the conservative thing.
	Wait, I think you went too far.
	Up higher.
	There.
	Staff report.
	Okay, so go down now, sorry.
	Those pictures, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	And in the article, too, you can see that they were well aware that this shouldn't be.
	The misinformation posts were made by public officials such as former President Donald Trump, Senator Tom Tills, all Republicans, media outlets such as Newsmax and the Babylon Bee, and many conservative commentators.
	Is our app still down from this app store?
	Let me try it now.
	Did we ever get an answer from our tech guy?
	I don't know if that's like temporary or...
	Sensors.
	It's not a very pretty word, is it?
	So sensor.tv comes up as an option.
	I click on it.
	Right.
	It's not there.
	What you can do is go to sensor.tv on your phone on Safari, if you have an iPhone.
	I'm not sure how to do this on Droid.
	And you will click the share button in the middle, and then you could add that to your home page.
	Right.
	So it's like the app.
	That's what Infowars had to do for a long time.
	Okay, back to my pet Biden.
	So Hunter is being prosecuted allegedly.
	I don't see it going anywhere.
	And look at how cringe Jean-Pierre reacts when asked about this particular case.
	This is 2-1.
	And it's something that's just breaking right now.
	The House Oversight Committee has issued subpoenas for Hunter Biden, James Biden, and Biden Family Business Associate Rob Walker.
	Do you have a comment on that?
	All right.
	Thanks, everybody.
	Should they comply with it?
	Should they comply with it?
	Where are you going?
	Like, she's just completely useless.
	Why does she exist?
	I wanted to hear what she has to say.
	She probably has a lot of intelligent rebuttals and creative responses, like Corey Bush.
	Corey Bush, I try to listen to sometimes, but this is all I hear when she talks.
	Tutu.
	Okay, here we go.
	What's taking you so fucking long?
	Black people!
	Black people!
	The insurrection!
	Racism!
	Fucking good.
	She was winded, which is why it was possible to do that.
	So yeah, our justice system is a joke.
	And Britain's not much better.
	So our old pal Tommy's back in Britain.
	He went back there because he was being accused of stalking, and he had to defend himself.
	He was told he was stalking because he went to a reporter's house.
	He went to a reporter's house because she doxxed his home, and Antifa showed up to his house, threatening his family, threatening to kill him.
	They were not charged for that.
	So he went over and said, why'd you give my house address?
	My children are in there.
	So she charged him with stalking.
	And if you recall, he, let's just go back over the case briefly.
	Nightmare of a kid, a Muslim refugee, would attack all female teachers.
	He hated girls for some reason.
	I guess it's okay in his, wherever he's from, Syria or some shit.
	And he stabbed a kid.
	At one point, he told this other little boy, he's like 13, he told this boy, I'm going to rape and kill your sisters.
	And he goes, no, you're fucking not.
	And he throws him on the ground.
	The kid had a water bottle, like a little plastic thing.
	And after he throws him on the ground, it just goes, you're not going to go near my fucking sister.
	He goes like, just like if you had a sandwich, you might whip it on the guy.
	The media turned that into, a beautiful little angel refugee has been waterboarded.
	And so Piers Morgan ran with it.
	And that kid, the kid who fought him, defending his sisters, had to go into hiding.
	So Tommy, and we have it, it's on this website, it's called Silenced.
	Tommy makes a document.
	And oh, so Tommy tweets out, this guy's no angel, trust me.
	And they go, oh, so you're going to jail.
	We're suing you.
	They win for saying this kid, the narrative is not what you think it is.
	And he's going to jail for criticizing this kid.
	So he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	I know what I'm talking about.
	And then he makes a documentary that's on our site, Silenced, where he shows interviews with the teachers and the superintendent, and they talk about him stabbing people and what a nightmare the kid was and how the boy who's being vilified is innocent.
	And the judge says, if this video of you proving your innocence gets out, you're going to jail.
	So this actually makes me happy because it makes New York justice look not quite so bad.
	So the video got out.
	It wasn't Tommy's fault, but they're counting that as his fault.
	And now that he's back with that stalking charge, he's facing two years in jail.
	I can show you the document.
	It was put out online.
	So now that you're in the country and you're no longer in hiding, we'd like to get you for you releasing that video.
	And that's called contempt of court.
	You realize he's already done two sentences for contempt of court for that other bullshit charge.
	Double jeopardy.
	So yes, our justice system sucks, but if you go across the ocean, you can find an even worse justice system.
	Okay, let's do some war on kids.
	Hello, man.
	I had a text page upgrade.
	Who wants to pay on my bag?
	We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
	regulations to indoctrinate America's school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.
	On your feet, soldier!
	On your feet!
	I'm going to go.
	This is disturbing.
	We have discovered the world's youngest drag queen.
	He appears to be about four.
	And the parents' take is, can you believe people are mad at us?
	We got death threats.
	Yeah.
	You did.
	You're vital.
	Vice, my old alma mater.
	Thanks.
	I designed that logo.
	I created that company.
	And this is what it's reporting now.
	And look at the way it's framed.
	Can you go back to the beginning?
	My name is Asa.
	I am six years old.
	And I need drag.
	Asa is a baby drag queen.
	He performs at drag shows as Lulu Lovely Twirls.
	Who are these fucking people going to this?
	Where are you headed?
	Pause.
	Where are you going tonight?
	You guys are all dressed up?
	Oh, we're going to see a six-year-old dance around provocatively like he's.
	The parents say that their enemies say that he's dancing provocatively.
	Do we have eyeballs?
	Like, that's provocative.
	And they always use the myths, like those toddlers and tiaras as proof that the right doesn't really care about kids and sexuality.
	Toddlers and Tiaras is not sexual.
	It's a joke.
	And by the way, very few of us are down with it.
	It's not a common thing.
	Like if you look at that show, in the audience, there's like 10 people there.
	And it's the kids' mom and the dad and aunt and then the homo who's dressing them up.
	We're not a fan, but it's very esoteric.
	This is pretty fucking mainstream.
	Go ahead.
	Started doing this four, five, now six years old.
	He is by far the youngest performer we've seen.
	There's even adult performers that sometimes he can outperform.
	I wouldn't be surprised if this is the next recall.
	At first, I was terrified.
	You never really know what people's reactions are going to be.
	What do you think the biggest misconception of ASA and what he's doing is?
	Well, I think there's a few.
	People who don't like what we believe can sometimes be violent.
	People cause harm.
	Do you see that?
	So we're religious zealots, lunatics.
	We're waving Jesus signs because we don't care if your son's gay.
	And by the way, for the millionth time, there's no such thing as a gay kid.
	They're eggs.
	It's going to be a bird.
	I believe you're gay at birth for the most part.
	But gay is a sexuality.
	So it hasn't gone through puberty yet.
	It's not a sexual thing yet.
	Maybe it is going to be gay.
	You can sometimes tell when they're into show tunes and stuff.
	But he's celebrating his sexuality as the problem, my dear.
	To our family, like legit harm.
	We're getting death threats.
	Horrible things being said.
	That there was a child stripping.
	And dancing.
	Yes.
	There was.
	His dress comes off.
	Now he has another dress underneath.
	Here in New York, the strip clubs are all gone for the most part, but you're allowed to strip if you don't show any nudity.
	So the girls will wear bikinis and then they'll take off their bikini top and sex and reveal another bikini top that was underneath.
	So that's literally stripping in Manhattan.
	And they're denying that they're doing it.
	Calling us, rumors, pedophiles.
	Child protective services was called on us.
	Yes.
	And then the anti-drag bill.
	This is an activity.
	He seems gay, doesn't he?
	We had a child that would be directly affected by this law.
	They said whispered in my ear, can I testify?
	I still wasn't sure where I was at with him performing drag at that point.
	He looks like a gay baboon.
	I'm sure you want to speak.
	A gaboo.
	He was born to do this.
	No, you were born to do this.
	Omaha.
	The same way you see the lefties flock to commies, the lefties love to flock to any child grooming controversy.
	And they pretend that they're there to save this boy.
	But they're really there to groom him.
	This is how gays breed.
	They encourage this kind of behavior.
	So this segment is clearly proving to us that he's gay.
	Here's Townsville.
	What's Townsville from?
	The Pow Puff Girls.
	The Mayor's Tower, which has the pride flag.
	Who made this for you?
	My dad.
	I would consider our family to be a traditional family.
	I consider you to be a fag.
	Do you remember that picture?
	You were on an old man's back on Led Zeppelin 4.
	They all do different sports.
	They all have their activities that they do.
	But we have a child that's interested in something that's maybe not as traditional.
	Asa refers to himself as a drag queen.
	He does it very proudly.
	Where did he get that from?
	He performs at drag shows.
	Oh, that looks like he's taking off some clothing there, my dear.
	He puts together and produces his own dragon.
	Oh, that's really disturbing when they do that voguing shit.
	What do you like about drag?
	Getting to meet the drag queens and performing.
	Dancing, dancing.
	Morning.
	I like how we got it.
	I like how at the beginning he's like, I think he could be the next RuPaul.
	Like, we're gonna go, he's that good?
	Yeah, yeah.
	This, all the skills.
	Is that all for war on kids?
	What?
	Well, we're gonna drift into LGBTQ, but you don't have to do the thing.
	Did you hear about the freaking British hospital that won't release the terminally ill kid?
	It's like the government of Italy offered to, with the Vatican was gonna pay for everything.
	But this pretty much sums it up.
	After recent years, British judges and doctors have been repeatedly under fire and criticism from Christians and other groups, like Italy and Poland, for upholding decisions to end life support for terminally ill children when that conflicts with the parents' wishes.
	So they just want to take their child out of the hospital, but they won't let them take their baby home.
	They won't let them be discharged, but they also aren't caring for it anymore.
	So it's 18 months old.
	So they're holding this baby and letting it die.
	Yeah.
	So just cease.
	Against the parents' will.
	Yeah.
	They can't bring them home.
	And they won't let the baby be airlifted to get treatment for free.
	And then the parents are just pleading, can you please let the baby go so we could try this?
	So, yeah, that's amazing.
	No pics?
	Here's the baby.
	Oh, my lord.
	18 months.
	Did you see the all-children's hospital?
	They just had to pay something like $220 million because they kept this girl against her will.
	They insisted she was sick and she wasn't, and they wouldn't let the mother take her.
	And the mother was so distraught, she killed herself.
	And so the daughter, who looks like she's like 14 now, just got 220 million.
	And I think I have it in my notes under competency crisis because it is evil, but it's also brutal incompetence.
	Yeah.
	Take care of Maya case, find hospital, liable for malpractice.
	But why is that woman doing that to that toddler?
	Obviously, because she wants to be famous.
	She wants to be part of this.
	She wants to be non-white.
	It's boring white people who hate being white and they want to be a minority.
	And if they can't be gay, they can make their son gay.
	And now they're special.
	Now they're part of lives mattering.
	And go to 26.
	This is more proof that it's usually just losers.
	Losers that don't want to be nerds anymore.
	So they become trans dogs.
	But here's why.
	Here's why I don't like it.
	Not all trans people are nuts, but nuts find this as a good way to scream in pain, cry out as they inflict pain upon you.
	And a perfect example, we're drifting from kids now, but this 2-4 thing.
	So this guy's abusing his parents.
	He's physically harming them.
	He's taking money from them, extorting them.
	They put out a restraining order on him.
	And his takeaway is they used my wrong name in the police reports.
	My dead name.
	I just learned something.
	And I'm kind of speechless.
	And I just want to capture some of what's going on and talk about this.
	So I've just said that with my court case here, they filed the charges in my dead name.
	I'm transgender and she and her pronouns.
	And I legally changed my name.
	Do you get what I'm saying?
	Like Antifa, I said not all Antifa are violent, but if you're violent and you want to hurt people without consequences, you put on a mask and you join Antifa.
	So this guy would have been abusing elders no matter what environment he's in.
	But if he says trans, he can be more of a victim than an assailant.
	Years ago, to Danielle Tadiano Moscato came out of the closet 10 years ago.
	Tadiana.
	And they filed these charges in my dead name, which is a good thing to do to put somebody's dead name for you.
	You know you're stalked when your parents are charging you with stalking and filing a restraining order.
	And then my final proof of losership is this disgusting, stinky animal talking about what losers' incels are.
	Like, we don't have eyes.
	How does she not know what she looks like?
	It's 2-5.
	An incel is just like someone who is involuntarily celibate.
	That loser sitting on Reddit for 23 hours a day with Cheetah dust and empty Mountain Dew cans all around them.
	Oh, you wouldn't leave any Cheetah dust.
	That's the only reason.
	Yeah, you inhale those Cheetos.
	Fucking snorts it.
	Is that Cheetos?
	And it just has a real stank smell.
	Yeah, you smell great, by the way.
	That is an IMAX size projection we're seeing.
	Those folds smell like cinnamon and sweet dreams.
	Is involved with these people?
	Because I'm just going to paint you an image, and like the fedora is a little crusty, and the fedora coming.
	She's talking about a neck beard.
	She has a beard made of skin, and she's mocking neck beards.
	Look at those tits.
	It's just sort of random what you choose to be your tits.
	How about you?
	All her folds are waiting when she wakes up.
	I hope I get to be a tit today.
	And then it's, ah, the one right above me gets to be tits.
	It's like annexing new land in a new discovery continent.
	I guess I'll choose this one because it has a nipple on it.
	This one goes along the river, so that's for Louisa.
	This woman you're looking at cannot wipe her ass.
	She has a special long stick that's a plastic thing that she grabs a wet wipe with, and then she goes there and just hopes she's getting the right spot.
	In other words, just shit on her ass right now because she didn't get the right spot.
	Strong, but the facial hair is weak, and there's a bald spot in the back, and you can just see the fedora just hanging on for dear life.
	And He's sitting there muttering under his breath about how Jessica Alba's ugly.
	Right.
	By the way, she's talking about autistic people.
	They wear fedoras, so that's not nice.
	Yeah.
	You know, that's what you're talking about.
	Can you explain what she's sitting there with like a nine and they're both laughing at ugly people?
	That loser sitting on Reddit for a while.
	I would just talk to her and like emphasize fat Dora.
	I'd be like, so they probably do wear fat.
	They're so fucking fat.
	Fat Doras.
	Yeah, they're disgusting fat pigs.
	And then she slowly is just like, yeah.
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	Yes.
	After the paywall, can I give a little quick update on our new favorite musician, Estelle Allen?
	She's taken down the comments.
	Didn't we talk about that last night?
	Well, now there's more.
	Since you've told people that we're going to keep giving her love and support, there's been a lot of people doing that.
	Really?
	On Twitter, yeah.
	All right.
	Well, let's discuss that behind the paywall.
	So goodbye, freeloaders.
	And by the way, $12 a month now, there's infinite shows.
	We're getting new contributors all the time.
	A new guy coming up soon.
	We'll announce when that's all ready to launch.
	So you get more TV than you can shake a stick at at Censored.tv.
	I do a show every single day.
	I do a lot of prep for the various categories, various presentations.
	I'm going to do a whoosker-doo battle of the bands, much to everyone's chagrin, because I enjoy it.
	And if you feel like you're losing your mind in Clown World, this is the only, literally the only place to get right-wing comedy.
	We joke around, we laugh at that fat pig, and enjoy ourselves.
	So Daily Wire is great.
	Blaze is great.
	But, oh, wait a minute.
	There is one other show.
	Alex Stein, Prime Time 99.
	I don't think they do news, though.
	This is like news with funny, like Sugar with Mass.
	Well, it's the only other place, though, where right-wing comedy exists.
	So with one exception.
	And that's just one show.
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	Bye.
	Oh, wait.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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