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May 30, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E259 - WEAK AND DUMB
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
I've got to make it to this car well tonight.
249 down by the website.
For sure.
Riding in my idiot car.
Hey, he's a car.
I love my car, I'm the boat and the bragging.
But my car does boast on a staggering.
No, it's not the one big.
It's a bony more than a car.
It's a friend.
It's a homie.
It's there when I'm lonely.
I'm dead when I'm sad.
I'm dead when I'm dead.
That's in NDN car.
What do you think that means, Ryan?
I don't know.
I like the way that that hits with the intro, though.
And if you noticed, they open their music video the same way we open our show.
Boombox.
Indian means American Indian.
An Indian car is a res car.
They famously don't register their cars and will drive on some total garbage piece of shit for like decades.
It'll have no plates, no registration, barely an engine.
You'll be able to see the dirt through the floor.
So there's no registration?
Oh, so much to tell you.
Haven't seen you guys all weekend.
Did you have a fun Memorial Day?
Great Memorial Day.
Great Memorial Day.
I figured out what was going on with my barbecue.
So to be extra safe, the way I used to turn it off is I would turn the propane source off first, the tank itself, it would fizzle out, and then I'd turn off the dials, right?
You're not supposed to do that.
You're supposed to leave your propane tank fully open at all times and just turn off the dials.
When you do what I was doing, the system thinks there's a leak, so it doesn't give you full blast.
So you go between 300 and 350.
When you leave it on, the pipes are full of gas and it blasts.
So I bought a new barbecue for nothing.
Dang.
You also may have noticed I'm the color of a tomato because we had baseball all weekend.
My boy got destroyed.
Funny, the thing about 10-year-olds when they play baseball is you're either slaughtered or you're the slaughterer.
So the scores are like 11-1.
So he got, there was like a fake tournament where he got eaten alive, destroyed.
There was a mercy inning.
Six runs in an inning is a mercy inning.
They had this poor little Chinese kid who was the catch you never caught before, and they were allowing stealing home plate, stealing the, what's it called?
Stealing home.
They were allowing that.
Sometimes they don't.
It's weird.
And he kept missing the pitch.
Then he'd go to get the ball, and whoever was on third got in.
That happened 10 times.
Wow.
He was bawling his eyes out, poor bastard.
That was rough.
But I was talking to one of the moms there, and I heard something I cannot get out of my head.
And the American flag is prescient here.
So she lives in Scarsdale, which is mostly Jewish.
But as we discussed last week, Asians are replacing Jews as the elites here in America, especially with academia and law.
But they had this global festival, and they would, German people would make dumplings, and they'd have a little German flag, and the Japanese people would make sushi, and they'd have a little Japanese flag, and all the moms would make their local thing.
And you go try some Korean food from the gooks.
This mom I met is born and raised in Taiwan.
So she would make, I don't know what's unique to Taiwan that's not Chinese, but she would have a little Taiwan, oh, probably Xiaojin Chaofan.
She'd make a little Taiwan, she had a little Taiwan flag on her table, and there'd be your things.
Everyone's happy.
Not the Chinese moms.
No, the Chinese moms are not happy.
So they protest.
And now there is more than one Taiwan mom.
There's maybe two or three.
And there's like six Chinese moms.
So there's many more.
I'm not getting the numbers quite right.
Maybe it's two and eight.
You get the idea.
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