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My Reliant Car Friend
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| I've got to make it to this car well tonight. | |
| 249 down by the website. | |
| For sure. | |
| Riding in my idiot car. | |
| Hey, he's a car. | |
| I love my car, I'm the boat and the bragging. | |
| But my car does boast on a staggering. | |
| No, it's not the one big. | |
| It's a bony more than a car. | |
| It's a friend. | |
| It's a homie. | |
| It's there when I'm lonely. | |
| I'm dead when I'm sad. | |
| I'm dead when I'm dead. | |
| That's in NDN car. | |
| What do you think that means, Ryan? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I like the way that that hits with the intro, though. | |
| And if you noticed, they open their music video the same way we open our show. | |
| Boombox. | |
| Indian means American Indian. | |
| An Indian car is a res car. | |
| They famously don't register their cars and will drive on some total garbage piece of shit for like decades. | |
| It'll have no plates, no registration, barely an engine. | |
| You'll be able to see the dirt through the floor. | |
| So there's no registration? | |
| Oh, so much to tell you. | |
| Haven't seen you guys all weekend. | |
| Did you have a fun Memorial Day? | |
| Great Memorial Day. | |
| Great Memorial Day. | |
| I figured out what was going on with my barbecue. | |
| So to be extra safe, the way I used to turn it off is I would turn the propane source off first, the tank itself, it would fizzle out, and then I'd turn off the dials, right? | |
| You're not supposed to do that. | |
| You're supposed to leave your propane tank fully open at all times and just turn off the dials. | |
| When you do what I was doing, the system thinks there's a leak, so it doesn't give you full blast. | |
| So you go between 300 and 350. | |
| When you leave it on, the pipes are full of gas and it blasts. | |
| So I bought a new barbecue for nothing. | |
| Dang. | |
| You also may have noticed I'm the color of a tomato because we had baseball all weekend. | |
| My boy got destroyed. | |
| Funny, the thing about 10-year-olds when they play baseball is you're either slaughtered or you're the slaughterer. | |
| So the scores are like 11-1. | |
| So he got, there was like a fake tournament where he got eaten alive, destroyed. | |
| There was a mercy inning. | |
| Six runs in an inning is a mercy inning. | |
| They had this poor little Chinese kid who was the catch you never caught before, and they were allowing stealing home plate, stealing the, what's it called? | |
| Stealing home. | |
| They were allowing that. | |
| Sometimes they don't. | |
| It's weird. | |
| And he kept missing the pitch. | |
| Then he'd go to get the ball, and whoever was on third got in. | |
| That happened 10 times. | |
| Wow. | |
| He was bawling his eyes out, poor bastard. | |
| That was rough. | |
| But I was talking to one of the moms there, and I heard something I cannot get out of my head. | |
| And the American flag is prescient here. | |
| So she lives in Scarsdale, which is mostly Jewish. | |
| But as we discussed last week, Asians are replacing Jews as the elites here in America, especially with academia and law. | |
| But they had this global festival, and they would, German people would make dumplings, and they'd have a little German flag, and the Japanese people would make sushi, and they'd have a little Japanese flag, and all the moms would make their local thing. | |
| And you go try some Korean food from the gooks. | |
| This mom I met is born and raised in Taiwan. | |
| So she would make, I don't know what's unique to Taiwan that's not Chinese, but she would have a little Taiwan, oh, probably Xiaojin Chaofan. | |
| She'd make a little Taiwan, she had a little Taiwan flag on her table, and there'd be your things. | |
| Everyone's happy. | |
| Not the Chinese moms. | |
| No, the Chinese moms are not happy. | |
| So they protest. | |
| And now there is more than one Taiwan mom. | |
| There's maybe two or three. | |
| And there's like six Chinese moms. | |
| So there's many more. | |
| I'm not getting the numbers quite right. | |
| Maybe it's two and eight. | |
| You get the idea. | |