Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E259 - WEAK AND DUMB
Aired: 2023-05-30
Duration: 04:57


=== My Reliant Car Friend (04:44) ===

[00:00:13]  Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
[00:00:20]  I've got to make it to this car well tonight.
[00:00:30]  249 down by the website.
[00:00:35]  For sure.
[00:00:36]  Riding in my idiot car.
[00:00:39]  Hey, he's a car.
[00:00:42]  I love my car, I'm the boat and the bragging.
[00:00:45]  But my car does boast on a staggering.
[00:00:46]  No, it's not the one big.
[00:00:48]  It's a bony more than a car.
[00:00:49]  It's a friend.
[00:00:50]  It's a homie.
[00:00:50]  It's there when I'm lonely.
[00:00:51]  I'm dead when I'm sad.
[00:00:52]  I'm dead when I'm dead.
[00:00:58]  That's in NDN car.
[00:01:00]  What do you think that means, Ryan?
[00:01:02]  I don't know.
[00:01:02]  I like the way that that hits with the intro, though.
[00:01:05]  And if you noticed, they open their music video the same way we open our show.
[00:01:09]  Boombox.
[00:01:14]  Indian means American Indian.
[00:01:16]  An Indian car is a res car.
[00:01:19]  They famously don't register their cars and will drive on some total garbage piece of shit for like decades.
[00:01:29]  It'll have no plates, no registration, barely an engine.
[00:01:33]  You'll be able to see the dirt through the floor.
[00:01:35]  So there's no registration?
[00:01:39]  Oh, so much to tell you.
[00:01:41]  Haven't seen you guys all weekend.
[00:01:43]  Did you have a fun Memorial Day?
[00:01:45]  Great Memorial Day.
[00:01:46]  Great Memorial Day.
[00:01:50]  I figured out what was going on with my barbecue.
[00:01:57]  So to be extra safe, the way I used to turn it off is I would turn the propane source off first, the tank itself, it would fizzle out, and then I'd turn off the dials, right?
[00:02:10]  You're not supposed to do that.
[00:02:13]  You're supposed to leave your propane tank fully open at all times and just turn off the dials.
[00:02:19]  When you do what I was doing, the system thinks there's a leak, so it doesn't give you full blast.
[00:02:24]  So you go between 300 and 350.
[00:02:26]  When you leave it on, the pipes are full of gas and it blasts.
[00:02:35]  So I bought a new barbecue for nothing.
[00:02:37]  Dang.
[00:02:38]  You also may have noticed I'm the color of a tomato because we had baseball all weekend.
[00:02:43]  My boy got destroyed.
[00:02:45]  Funny, the thing about 10-year-olds when they play baseball is you're either slaughtered or you're the slaughterer.
[00:02:51]  So the scores are like 11-1.
[00:02:53]  So he got, there was like a fake tournament where he got eaten alive, destroyed.
[00:03:01]  There was a mercy inning.
[00:03:03]  Six runs in an inning is a mercy inning.
[00:03:05]  They had this poor little Chinese kid who was the catch you never caught before, and they were allowing stealing home plate, stealing the, what's it called?
[00:03:16]  Stealing home.
[00:03:18]  They were allowing that.
[00:03:18]  Sometimes they don't.
[00:03:19]  It's weird.
[00:03:20]  And he kept missing the pitch.
[00:03:22]  Then he'd go to get the ball, and whoever was on third got in.
[00:03:25]  That happened 10 times.
[00:03:28]  Wow.
[00:03:28]  He was bawling his eyes out, poor bastard.
[00:03:32]  That was rough.
[00:03:33]  But I was talking to one of the moms there, and I heard something I cannot get out of my head.
[00:03:40]  And the American flag is prescient here.
[00:03:44]  So she lives in Scarsdale, which is mostly Jewish.
[00:03:47]  But as we discussed last week, Asians are replacing Jews as the elites here in America, especially with academia and law.
[00:03:56]  But they had this global festival, and they would, German people would make dumplings, and they'd have a little German flag, and the Japanese people would make sushi, and they'd have a little Japanese flag, and all the moms would make their local thing.
[00:04:12]  And you go try some Korean food from the gooks.
[00:04:17]  This mom I met is born and raised in Taiwan.
[00:04:22]  So she would make, I don't know what's unique to Taiwan that's not Chinese, but she would have a little Taiwan, oh, probably Xiaojin Chaofan.
[00:04:29]  She'd make a little Taiwan, she had a little Taiwan flag on her table, and there'd be your things.
[00:04:34]  Everyone's happy.
[00:04:35]  Not the Chinese moms.
[00:04:38]  No, the Chinese moms are not happy.
[00:04:42]  So they protest.
[00:04:44]  And now there is more than one Taiwan mom.
[00:04:47]  There's maybe two or three.
[00:04:49]  And there's like six Chinese moms.
[00:04:51]  So there's many more.
[00:04:53]  I'm not getting the numbers quite right.
[00:04:55]  Maybe it's two and eight.
[00:04:57]  You get the idea.