May 23, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes. | |
| Get Off My Lawn I don't wanna get, I don't wanna get my dumpy X one. | |
| I don't wanna get, I don't wanna get my dumpy X one, oh no. | |
| You're not gonna dump me, oh no, I won't let you dump me, oh no. | |
| Oh, bitch, you're gonna fix this right now. | |
| Cause me, I ain't going nowhere. | |
| Nah, nah, nah, but oh no. | |
| You're not gonna dump me, oh no. | |
| I won't That was Moonchild Sanly. | |
| Sanely? | |
| Sannelly? | |
| The song was undumpable. | |
| I guess she's making it clear that the man that doesn't want to be with her anymore may not dump her. | |
| I've heard of that before. | |
| You ever have a chick like that? | |
| It was a Seinfeld episode, remember? | |
| I can't dump her. | |
| I think that was a verbatim line from it. | |
| And then there was Chris Rock when he was dating too many chicks at once, and he thought, I'll just be an asshole and they'll dump me. | |
| And then they just started liking me more. | |
| He was like, won't one of you bitches dump me? | |
| She calls, she's South African. | |
| She calls what she does future ghetto punk. | |
| It's very African-y. | |
| I think South African pop stars are heavily influenced by Diane Word. | |
| I agree that she's undumpable because you can't dump somebody that you would never be interested in in the first place. | |
| She's not bad looking. | |
| She looks terrible. | |
| You're right. | |
| Here's an interesting Venn diagram. | |
| My two favorite whackpackers. | |
| Not that Perry Caravello's a whackpacker, but he is in a strange way. | |
| There was some overlap with Howard Stern and simply Don's. | |
| I forget what he called his whackpack. | |
| Because of Kimmel, right? | |
| No. | |
| Howard Stern stole Iris Blue from Don Barris. | |
| And yeah, I think those guys all think that the new manager stole Perry from them. | |
| But yeah, she was like a geriatric porn star. | |
| I don't know. | |
| I hope it's a good one. | |
| We're both litbox. | |
| All right, I got a woman here. | |
| She's a 65-year-old porn star. | |
| Her name is Blue. | |
| Her name is Boy. | |
| 65? | |
| 65-year-old porn star. | |
| I don't want to take a break. | |
| That sucks. | |
| But High Pitch Eric is my favorite whackpacker. | |
| Stop, stop. | |
| And my favorite scene, and this is relatively recent, so the writers are still working hard doing some good content there. | |
| It's Howard Stern who sucks. | |
| The only shitty thing about the Howard Stern show is Howard Stern. | |
| Everyone else is funny and talented and hardworking and interesting. | |
| He's so unlikable with his agoraphobia and his boring questions. | |
| I could talk for days about Stern, but they said there's a new show. | |
| I've told you this a hundred times, but there's a new show down the street, down the hallway. | |
| It's serious. | |
| It's a white power show. | |
| And no, no, he just says it's another show. | |
| They get in there and they're like, hey, welcome to the all-white, White Nation, White Pride Show. | |
| And he's like, hey, what's up? | |
| And then they get him to yell the N-word. | |
| Zeke Heiling, they're saying white power. | |
| And Eric just like, without even going, this is kind of fucked up, guys. | |
| He just like doesn't miss a beat and goes for it. | |
| So anyway, this isn't that. | |
| This is him trying to give Perry a filet of fish, which Eric. | |
| He's hungry. | |
| No, Eric, bring it over. | |
| Get him! | |
| I'm not touching that fucking goddamn motherfucking filet of fish shit! | |
| Get that fucking shit away from me! | |
| Eric, look, look, get that shit away from me! | |
| I don't want it! | |
| Get it the fuck away! | |
| Did he want it or no? | |
| If I was that, I've been that mad. | |
| If I get that mad, I'm mad for a day. |
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