Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E257 - GENERATIONAL HATE WAR
Aired: 2023-05-23
Duration: 04:58


=== Don't Dump Me! (04:44) ===

[00:00:13]  Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
[00:00:20]  Get Off My Lawn I don't wanna get, I don't wanna get my dumpy X one.
[00:00:40]  I don't wanna get, I don't wanna get my dumpy X one, oh no.
[00:00:46]  You're not gonna dump me, oh no, I won't let you dump me, oh no.
[00:00:51]  Oh, bitch, you're gonna fix this right now.
[00:00:53]  Cause me, I ain't going nowhere.
[00:00:56]  Nah, nah, nah, but oh no.
[00:00:58]  You're not gonna dump me, oh no.
[00:01:00]  I won't That was Moonchild Sanly.
[00:01:06]  Sanely?
[00:01:08]  Sannelly?
[00:01:10]  The song was undumpable.
[00:01:12]  I guess she's making it clear that the man that doesn't want to be with her anymore may not dump her.
[00:01:20]  I've heard of that before.
[00:01:22]  You ever have a chick like that?
[00:01:24]  It was a Seinfeld episode, remember?
[00:01:26]  I can't dump her.
[00:01:28]  I think that was a verbatim line from it.
[00:01:31]  And then there was Chris Rock when he was dating too many chicks at once, and he thought, I'll just be an asshole and they'll dump me.
[00:01:38]  And then they just started liking me more.
[00:01:40]  He was like, won't one of you bitches dump me?
[00:01:46]  She calls, she's South African.
[00:01:48]  She calls what she does future ghetto punk.
[00:01:53]  It's very African-y.
[00:01:54]  I think South African pop stars are heavily influenced by Diane Word.
[00:02:01]  I agree that she's undumpable because you can't dump somebody that you would never be interested in in the first place.
[00:02:08]  She's not bad looking.
[00:02:09]  She looks terrible.
[00:02:11]  You're right.
[00:02:12]  Here's an interesting Venn diagram.
[00:02:14]  My two favorite whackpackers.
[00:02:16]  Not that Perry Caravello's a whackpacker, but he is in a strange way.
[00:02:22]  There was some overlap with Howard Stern and simply Don's.
[00:02:26]  I forget what he called his whackpack.
[00:02:30]  Because of Kimmel, right?
[00:02:33]  No.
[00:02:34]  Howard Stern stole Iris Blue from Don Barris.
[00:02:41]  And yeah, I think those guys all think that the new manager stole Perry from them.
[00:02:50]  But yeah, she was like a geriatric porn star.
[00:02:55]  I don't know.
[00:02:56]  I hope it's a good one.
[00:02:58]  We're both litbox.
[00:03:01]  All right, I got a woman here.
[00:03:03]  She's a 65-year-old porn star.
[00:03:05]  Her name is Blue.
[00:03:07]  Her name is Boy.
[00:03:08]  65?
[00:03:09]  65-year-old porn star.
[00:03:11]  I don't want to take a break.
[00:03:12]  That sucks.
[00:03:13]  But High Pitch Eric is my favorite whackpacker.
[00:03:17]  Stop, stop.
[00:03:18]  And my favorite scene, and this is relatively recent, so the writers are still working hard doing some good content there.
[00:03:24]  It's Howard Stern who sucks.
[00:03:26]  The only shitty thing about the Howard Stern show is Howard Stern.
[00:03:30]  Everyone else is funny and talented and hardworking and interesting.
[00:03:34]  He's so unlikable with his agoraphobia and his boring questions.
[00:03:41]  I could talk for days about Stern, but they said there's a new show.
[00:03:44]  I've told you this a hundred times, but there's a new show down the street, down the hallway.
[00:03:49]  It's serious.
[00:03:49]  It's a white power show.
[00:03:52]  And no, no, he just says it's another show.
[00:03:55]  They get in there and they're like, hey, welcome to the all-white, White Nation, White Pride Show.
[00:04:00]  And he's like, hey, what's up?
[00:04:02]  And then they get him to yell the N-word.
[00:04:05]  Zeke Heiling, they're saying white power.
[00:04:07]  And Eric just like, without even going, this is kind of fucked up, guys.
[00:04:11]  He just like doesn't miss a beat and goes for it.
[00:04:15]  So anyway, this isn't that.
[00:04:17]  This is him trying to give Perry a filet of fish, which Eric.
[00:04:29]  He's hungry.
[00:04:32]  No, Eric, bring it over.
[00:04:33]  Get him!
[00:04:34]  I'm not touching that fucking goddamn motherfucking filet of fish shit!
[00:04:39]  Get that fucking shit away from me!
[00:04:41]  Eric, look, look, get that shit away from me!
[00:04:45]  I don't want it!
[00:04:47]  Get it the fuck away!
[00:04:52]  Did he want it or no?
[00:04:53]  If I was that, I've been that mad.
[00:04:55]  If I get that mad, I'm mad for a day.