Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E244 - WE HIRED TUCKER! Aired: 2023-04-24 Duration: 04:58 === Mice in the Room (03:04) === [00:00:37] We've been waiting for the days that talk so free. [00:00:42] And now it's the weekend. [00:00:44] Ah. [00:00:44] *sad* [00:00:49] Tucker's fired, and we got mice. [00:00:52] You know what? [00:00:53] I don't think it's the kitchen, Ryan. [00:00:54] No? [00:00:55] No, because those people are super anal and clean. [00:00:59] Yeah. [00:01:00] That's a good point. [00:01:00] So they don't leave food lying around. [00:01:02] You've been in that kitchen. [00:01:03] It's always spotless. [00:01:05] Do we have food in that storage room? [00:01:07] No. [00:01:08] Well, we have ramen noodles, I think, but the package I haven't checked. [00:01:14] Check now. [00:01:15] All right. [00:01:17] Because I'm dying to itch my eye. [00:01:19] I'm the most mouse allergic person in the world. [00:01:21] If you want to know if you have mice, just invite me over. [00:01:23] I'll stand in your living room for two seconds and start wheezing and itching. [00:01:32] Not even a cardboard. [00:01:34] Yeah, they wouldn't know it's food, right? [00:01:36] If it's wrapped up. [00:01:37] I don't think it registers as food to mice because it's so like process. [00:01:41] But really, there's no food over it. [00:01:44] But they came down and they like. [00:01:46] You can't hear me. [00:01:47] There's shit and piss all over our printer paper. [00:01:52] If any mice are watching this or listening right now, we're going to kill you. [00:01:57] So if you see a little piece of peanut butter on a tiny piece of cheap wood and there's a spring near it, I would avoid that. [00:02:06] Yeah. [00:02:06] If you're a fan of the show and a mouse at the same time. [00:02:09] Any mice, any mice in that next room, I'd be very wary of free food. [00:02:14] If you're not a baby meister, go fuck yourself. [00:02:16] Eat the peanut butter. [00:02:19] My theory is that it's the Mexicans want to raise that clean here. [00:02:23] They're like, go ahead, mijo. [00:02:25] Go ahead, shitty. [00:02:26] That's a great theory, Ryan. [00:02:28] It's the Mexican cleaning mafia is at it again. [00:02:32] Well, that alarm did go off a lot. [00:02:33] Is that zone? [00:02:35] Oh, fuck. [00:02:36] That's the movement. [00:02:37] Dude, that's the movement. [00:02:38] That's the movement. [00:02:41] But I looked on the cameras with a hawk's eye. [00:02:44] Hawk eye. [00:02:47] And I didn't see any movement. [00:02:49] I remember looking at like that around the area where it said that there was movement, and I just watched. [00:02:54] And I was looking for a paper blowing on the floor if the air went on or something. [00:02:58] Saw nothing. [00:03:00] So just like I looked like a freak last week with that red eye thing, I can feel it starting again. [00:03:06] I can feel the itchy here. [00:03:07] No. [00:03:08] Anyway, that opening band was High-Viz, London band. [00:03:12] They're always listed as hardcore, London, UK hardcore. [00:03:16] They just sound like a good pop band to me. [00:03:19] Maybe I'm so tough that hardcore punk sounds slow. [00:03:25] We have a, before we talk about Tucker and other important stuff, we have a very important fart update. === Swear Words on Kids' Shows (01:31) === [00:03:31] On the kids' show, we were discussing toots. [00:03:36] I got a letter. [00:03:37] I'm going to read it later on. [00:03:38] This woman was talking about how she's very disappointed in me because I swore. [00:03:42] I beeped it out, but you could still make out that the word was fuck in the kids' show. [00:03:47] Uh-oh. [00:03:47] I think I got it. [00:03:48] And then she listed all these other things that are swear words, including hell and farts. [00:03:54] What? [00:03:54] See, farts is a stretch. [00:03:56] Hell. [00:03:56] And ass. [00:03:57] You're supposed to say but and toot. [00:04:00] Yeah, we couldn't say ass in my household. [00:04:03] Really? [00:04:04] Yeah. [00:04:04] For a while, until I was like 14. [00:04:08] Scottish people and Canadians and then Scottish Canadians, you can't scream cunt in your grandmother's face if she just woke up. [00:04:18] You got to give her 10 minutes. [00:04:20] Give her a cup of tea. [00:04:22] And then you give her the hard tea. [00:04:24] Yeah. [00:04:26] Do you show breasts on that television? [00:04:30] Or is that farther out in Europe? [00:04:32] They show breasts. [00:04:33] The words I don't let my kids say are cunt, fuck, shit, motherfucker. [00:04:39] And the N-word. [00:04:40] Right. [00:04:41] Retard in the right context is fine. [00:04:44] You wouldn't call someone with special needs a retard, obviously. [00:04:47] But you could say that's retarded. [00:04:49] Anyway. [00:04:51] So on the show, I said we were laughing, farting, and then I went, wait a minute, the cameras. [00:04:56] We have cameras all over indoors and outdoors.