April 18, 2023 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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| I'm on the one 15 hours five days ooh Live from New York. | |
| It's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis. | |
| 15 hours, seven days ooh. | |
| The best way to scare a toy is to read and get rich. | |
| I don't know if I'll just sick of it. | |
| Look at the bitchy colours. | |
| I don't know if I'll just sick of it. | |
| Look at the pitchy colours. | |
| I don't know if I'll just sick of it. | |
| That's a very repetitious jam called Mother by a band called Idols from Bristol, UK. | |
| Still going. | |
| Started around 08. | |
| Very political, very Art Nouveau. | |
| The best way to scare a Tory is to read and get rich, he exclaims. | |
| I guess us conservatives are petrified, other people will make money because we don't want that, right? | |
| It's like when they say, oh, the worst thing you could, the NRA's worst nightmare is black people getting legal guns. | |
| Nope, that's not the deal. | |
| You got us wrong. | |
| We want everyone to get rich. | |
| You think we don't want you to read? | |
| You're the ones that are practicing eugenics. | |
| I saw at the park. | |
| I think I told you this when I was playing baseball with my son. | |
| I keep thinking about this. | |
| It was a pro-choice rally, and it was like four days late. | |
| They marched down a street from a high school. | |
| They ended up at some park where kids play, right? | |
| And abortion is anti-kid. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| And it was like these old, likely Jewish liberals sort of walking with their hands in their pockets behind the crowd of kids. | |
| And the kids were disproportionately black, especially for my neighborhood. | |
| And they were carrying these my body, my choice. | |
| And I was just like, here's these old libs with their well-trained blacks talking about how we need to get rid of more blacks because that's what abortion is, right? | |
| And I just, I was with my son, and I didn't want to cause a scene. | |
| But I think I regret not causing a scene, not going up there and going, wow, they're well-trained, eh? | |
| You know what abortion does to the black population? | |
| Don't you think it's weird you're being chaperoned by these wealthy, upper-middle-class white people who are making sure you do your march correctly? | |
| And this is a phenomenon that kills black people. | |
| Don't you think that's weird? | |
| But I pussied out. | |
| I was there at that same park yesterday watching my son's game. | |
| It's good to have a few shots before a kid's baseball game because you want to socialize with the parents and you never know, especially me in the suburbs, if they're going to like you or not, if there's some sort of bad blood. | |
| And you know, I have another weird problem. | |
| I made a new Asian dad friend. | |
| Ooh. | |
| But there's a few Asian dads. | |
| So you don't know who it is? | |
| And he has a British accent. | |
| So I know this sounds terrible, but I always forget what he looks like. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then I'll see him. | |
| I'll see the three Asian dads talking, and I'm like, which one is my new friend? | |
| And then I wait. | |
| He has a British accent. | |
| So I wait for like, oh, don't know. | |
| I'll think it's absolute. | |
| And I'll go, hey, hey, what's up, buddy? | |
| But I didn't hear his British accent. | |
| So I bet a lot of Asian guys like you, you probably think people are mad at you. | |
| Like when you see a new friend and you're like, hey, man. | |
| And the guy's like, oh, yeah. | |
| Wait, maybe I have. | |
| If we just walk right by you, Asian guys, like we're mad, it's because we don't want to go, hey, what's up? | |
| And the guy go, hello? | |
| What? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, I thought you were my other Asian friend. | |
| I am. | |
| I talk like this every other day. | |
| I vacillate between British and Chinese guys. | |
| You vacillate. | |
| So some old dude comes up to me. | |
| He's the coach's dad. | |
| And he adopted American Indian, so he knows all about the tribes and all that stuff. | |
| He asked me about my wife and her tribe. | |
| And then he's a Vietnam vet. | |
| And we were talking, I said, I'm a war movie vet. | |
| And he got the joke and stuff. | |
| And we were talking, I said, I saw Saving Private Ryan Stone, so you can salute me if you want. | |
| And he goes, yeah, did you hear about it giving World War II vets PTSD in the theater? | |
| And I go, yeah, I mean, the bullets. | |
| I mean, you must know what that's like. | |
| And then I was hoping to just, I know it's dumb to expect a morsel from a Vietnam vet without a bottle of whiskey at four in the morning. | |
| It's not going to be at a baseball game. | |
| Although I got a lot out of your granddad. | |
| Yeah. |
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